"Hmph, please don't let me see you again." The woman snorted proudly when she saw the wretched man getting out of the car.
The other passengers around him moved to the side in unison, probably because they were afraid of offending him.
But I smiled: "Kexin, you can see, this man is not a good person."
Lin Kexin glanced at me: "Even if you guessed it, the target is not me, right?"
"Didn't you see that he was already next to you? If I hadn't just pretended that the car was bumpy and pounced forward, he would have succeeded. Besides, do you really think he is so ignorant?" I lowered my voice.
He looked at the woman and said.
"You mean..." Lin Kexin was not stupid, she understood immediately, and then rolled her eyes at me: "Why are you so bad!"
I smiled evilly: "Can this be used to describe me in a bad way? In ancient times, I was very resourceful. In the Thirty-six Strategies, I surrounded Wei and rescued Zhao."
"Come on, the thirty-six strategies have been mentioned. I think you are taking advantage of this, right? How is it? How does it feel?"
"It feels good, quite fleshy." I said casually. But as soon as I said it, I knew something was wrong, so I quickly changed my words: "I was just thinking about saving you, I didn't think so much. Besides, my vision is not good.
Isn't it that bad? Instead of molesting the beautiful woman in front of you, why not molest that menopausal aunt?" I lowered my voice after saying the last part.
Lin Kexin didn't answer, she frowned and looked away.
"Ke Xin, you're not even jealous of this, are you?" I said quickly when I saw Lin Kexin ignored me.
"Shh! Don't talk. Look over there." Lin Kexin pointed with her finger.
I followed Lin Kexin's fingers and saw a thief using a knife to place the bag of a passenger who was sleeping on his seat. The passenger's uncle had obviously fallen asleep completely and didn't feel anything at all.
"Xiao Wu, how about we find a way to remind that uncle?" Lin Kexin was quite anxious.
At this time, many passengers had actually noticed the thief's actions, but no one made a sound to warn them. Instead, they all twisted their necks to the other side.
"Xiaowu, think of a solution quickly!" Lin Kexin pulled my arm again.
I nodded: "Don't worry, I'll think of a way." But at this time I saw that the bag was almost cut off, and if I didn't remind it, it would be too late.
I didn't want to think about it anymore, so I simply squeezed forward. Fortunately, there were no women in front of me, otherwise I would probably be mistaken for a bus pervert.
Relying on my excellent positioning skills, I was behind the thief in a blink of an eye. I patted his shoulder and said, "Brother, you dropped something."
The man was startled and immediately took back the knife in his hand. He turned to look at the ground, and then stared at me: "Boy, mind your own business, or you will think about the consequences yourself." The thief said.
The knife inside appeared.
I smiled. I quickly grabbed the thief's knife-holding wrist with one hand, and twisted it. The knife in the thief's hand fell to the ground. I kicked it with my foot, and the knife was kicked far away.
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Now the carriage immediately became chaotic. Lin Kexin also shouted from behind: "The thief has been caught."
After one of the thief's hands was caught by me, he attacked me with the other hand. I turned my head and escaped the thief's blow. Then I hit the thief on the head with my other hand.
The thief sank down. I took the opportunity to grab his hair, and then kicked him to his lower abdomen. The thief groaned and knelt on the ground with his legs, holding his lower abdomen with both hands and groaning.
At this time, all the eyes in the carriage were focused on me. The uncle whose bag was stolen also woke up. He looked at the thief on the ground, then looked at his bag, and then realized that he was being targeted by the thief.
He kept trying to thank me.
Finally, with everyone's joint efforts, we sent the thief to the police station.
But in this way, Lincoln and I successfully missed the time to watch a movie.
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Lin Kexin and I are sitting in a taxi now. We just got off the bus halfway because we were sending the thief to the police station.
"Look, I told you that the fight was over. Now it's better. It took so long, so we still have to fight." I couldn't help complaining.
Lin Kexin smiled: "It's not like we gained nothing at all. Didn't you catch a thief? When I saw the uncle sincerely saying thank you to us, I felt really happy."
I shook my head: "What's so fun about this!"
"Don't you feel a special sense of honor? Xiaowu..."
I thought about it and it's true.
It's just that there are too few people like Lin Kexin in society now. Many people on the bus just noticed it. But everyone acted calmly as if they didn't see it, which is the best proof.
"It's really interesting to think about it, Xiaowu. It will be fun for the two of us to go out and take the bus when we have something to do." Lin Kexin was as happy as a child.
I rolled my eyes at him: "Is it fun? If I weren't here today, if you yelled randomly, the thief might have done something? So in the future, you have to be calm when encountering this kind of thing. You know? To avoid any unnecessary harm..
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"Aren't you here to protect me?" Lin Kexin said with a smile.
This sentence sounded a bit ambiguous to me, so I quickly answered: "Don't worry, I will always be by your side to protect you."
Lin Kexin blushed and stopped talking.
By the time we arrived at the Palace of Culture, it was already past 7 o'clock. The tickets for the first movie were almost sold out, with only a few seats left at the back.
Lin Kexin and I bought tickets for the next movie. Since we went out to watch it, we had to watch it carefully.
We still had to wait for almost an hour, so I followed Lin Kexin and wandered around the Cultural Palace.
After wandering around for a while, I touched my belly and said, "Kexin, how about we go have a meal first and then come back to see..."
Lin Kexin naturally had no objection. Originally, she planned to eat KFC. However, at my insistence, she switched to Pizza Hut.
Pizza Hut is still tastier than KFC. The two of us had a big pizza, some meat, and some dessert. Only then were we full.
I took out my phone and looked at it: "Kexin, let's go. It's almost time to start. Why don't we go buy some popcorn or something before we go in? It won't be too late."
Lin Kexin wiped her mouth and waved her hand: "Let's go, Xiao Linzi." It's so cute... I followed behind and suddenly felt that my happiness was about to come.
(Eight updates are over. Happy everyone. Five updates tomorrow, maybe five the day after tomorrow. Must be five the day after tomorrow)