Chapter 126 Bridal Chamber Wedding Night This chapter is not suitable for children
Long drought meets sweet rain
Meeting an old friend in a foreign land
Wedding night with flowers and candles
When naming the gold medal
Among the great pleasures in life, perhaps the most important is the night of flowers and candles in the bridal chamber. And the one that best enhances the atmosphere is the bridal chamber.
People from different regions, different races, and different countries all have this common hobby, and they continue to promote this art, and there is a vague trend of becoming a large-scale art.
When Gu Mengmeng and Kang Wei were sitting in the wedding room, looking at the scene surrounded by people and the windows outside crowded with people, they couldn't help but feel terrified in their hearts.
"Don't be afraid! They don't dare to do anything." Conway said this, but his sharp eyes were already fixed on the "Package Plan for Comrade Conway's Wedding Room" held in Qiao Jun's hand.
Lin Haisen and Xiao Henan smiled so obscenely.
Qiao Jun exchanged glances with them. He coughed twice and roared like a bell: "Now, I announce that the bridal chamber has begun!"
The applause was loud and loud.
"There are 17 programs in total today. I hope the bride and groom can cooperate closely and complete them quickly and accurately!"
"First one!...Warm up."
The rules are very simple, let the bride and groom use their bodies to form the Arabic numerals 0 to 9.
This isn't even...difficult.
The two of them worked together to complete it, but the soldier came up with a sentence with 26 English letters, which made Gu Mengmeng stare.
Qiao Jun waved his hand and ignored the man's suggestion. He began to read the second program.
"Now, I will give each of you a piece of paper. The groom will recite the first sentence, and the bride will recite the second sentence. There are only a few sentences in total. Don't be afraid!"
He then directed Xiao Henan and the others to bring two brand-new spittoons, and asked Kangwei and Gu Mengmeng to sit face to face, sitting upright like primary school students.
"Okay, let's begin."
The soldiers howled and screamed, their behavior was really outrageous.
Conway couldn't help but be dumbfounded when he saw a few words on the white paper. He glared at Qiao Jun and helplessly whispered to Gu Mengmeng: "Read it. Just think of it as adding color to the life of the army."
He just coughed and yelled like a slogan: "Go for it!"
Gu Mengmeng followed closely: "Hurry up!"
“Dig wells frequently!”
"More oil!"
"Puch, pow!"
A series of wild laughter burst out, and everyone extended their thumbs towards Qiao Jun.
"Also! Get the marriage certificate, each person has a copy, hold it in your hand, and look at each other! Yes, that's it. I'll start in a moment, and you just read it according to what's on this piece of paper! Don't read it well.
Just kiss me as punishment!"
"Ouch!" The wolves began to get excited.
Gu Mengmeng snorted and almost fell off the spittoon. Just as she was about to lower her head, she was frightened by Qiao Jun's loud roar, which made her and Conway look at each other.
"start!"
"I would like to marry Gu Mengmeng (Kang Wei) as my wife (husband)... I swear on something I am sitting on that I will always love him (her)..."
"Hahaha..." Someone laughed and bent down, knocking off the flowerpot on the window sill.
Qiao Jun couldn't help laughing. He wiped his nose and asked the guest: "Do you want to see something good?"
"think!"
"Would you like to see something exciting?"
"I miss you so much!"
"Okay. Make sure you don't draw maps under the quilt when you go home at night, and I will put on the best show below."
"Don't draw a map, but draw a landscape, okay?!" A soldier suddenly said this, which attracted a look of contempt. Look at the potential!
"Go away!...What we are going to do next is..."
"Touch the walnut!"
The show started with the bride stuffing two walnuts into the groom's trouser legs and walking up. When they got to the knees, Qiao Jun asked the bride: Are you there? Gu Mengmeng nervously answered: Knees! Asked again: Touch it
How many walnuts are there? Answer: Two! Ask again: Which one is bigger? Answer: The left one is bigger!....
The bride then walked the walnuts up to a certain place...and asked where they were? Answer:...and then asked: where were they? Answer:...(two words are omitted here)
Qiao Jun asked again: How many walnuts are there now? Answer: Two!
mistake.
Ask again.
"Four..." Gu Mengmeng was almost going crazy from the torture.
Qiao Jun asked again: How many big walnuts and how many small walnuts are there... Answer: Two big walnuts, two small walnuts... Question: Why? Answer... (Omit ten more words here)
The comrades who have been staying in remote mountainous areas all year round are so lonely that their blood almost boils when they see this scene.
Apart from shouting, almost no one had the energy to say anything else.
Zhu Lan was so happy when she saw that! She kept shouting at Chen Yaxian why he didn't let Qiao Jun come to the wedding ceremony when they got married. What a joy!
Gu Mengmeng, who was sweating all over her head, looked at Kangwei sadly and wanted to touch it, isn't it just a touch? She has traveled all over the country and has never seen anything, and she is still afraid of this!
It's great to have fighting spirit.
The next shows are all restricted.
The funniest thing is that Qiao Jun pressed them on the marriage bed to perform a show about the power of our workers.
The bride Gu Mengmeng lay on her back on the bed, and the groom Conway was supporting the bride face to face. Qiao Jun asked the bride to sing "We Workers Have Power". Remember that revolutionary song. The key: "Worker" should be changed to Conway's name
, and then the groom has to answer the "Hi"! He also has to do push-ups at the same time...
The scene at that time - it is said that many years later, the officers and soldiers of the special operations team were still talking about it.
Bride Gu Mengmeng: We in Kangwei have the power
Groom Conway: (during push-ups) Hi!
Bride Gu Mengmeng: Busy with work every day
Groom Conway: (panting and doing push-ups) Hi!
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Laughter, screams, and music merged into a sea of joy.
These special operations officers and soldiers who have to perform tasks close to the god of death every day, on this night, felt the strong smell of fireworks in the world. Although they are envious, although they are still far away from their dreams, they are all here called Gu
The cute, beautiful and innocent girl sees the opportunity to have happiness through hard work.
PS: Since I will be traveling from the 20th to the 26th of this month, I will update every day from the 21st and return to normal from the 26th. I would like to announce this! Thank you to all my good friends for your attention and gifts. Wu Qingying would like to express my deep gratitude here.