: "1. When I was in love with my husband before, when we were talking on the phone, I would get angry and say "No more chatting, let's hang up" or "It's late, go to bed, you hang up first." Then he would say "I can't
Hang up, you will be a widow if I hang up.
2. I had a quarrel with him. I said break up, but he said: If you talk about breaking up again, I will hit you!
I was annoyed: Who are you hitting?
Him: I will fight my soldiers!
I'm speechless.
3. Chat on the phone: Wife, my leg was injured during training today....
Me: Oh, take some medicine. Take good care of yourself. Him: Got it, Mom. You too.
Me: What! What did you call me?
Him: The company commander was nearby just now...
4. We quarreled again,
I said, I don’t want to play with you anymore, I’m going to date another man!
He said, if you keep talking, I will take you back to my hometown to have a baby.
I said, if you dare, I will call the police. You are abducting a young girl.
He said, I am an armed policeman, please hug me...
5. We were on a date on the weekend. There were many people on the street and he was wearing a military uniform. I was embarrassed to approach him. I pretended to be lost and walked over...
Me: Brother Bing, how to get to such and such a place?
Him: Go that way....
Me: Over there...I don’t understand...
Him: I’ll take you there.
I chuckled: Okay, thank you Brother Bing.
6. Me: Husband, I want to embroider a pillow for you, and I want you to sleep on him every day!
Him: No...I can't sleep on your pillow, the army doesn't allow it...
Me: Damn, break up!
Him: Then I’ll sleep on your pillow during the night break! I really can’t take a lunch break!
Me: Okay. I’ll split it up next time.
7. Me: Husband, take your cuckold by yourself! Just put it on and you don’t have to take it. Come on, I’ll put it on for you.
Veteran: If you dare to cuckold me, I will rape you first and then kill you!
8. When I go shopping with him, there are always people asking for directions, but he doesn’t ask me. Damn, I am an authentic local! He is from another province! He doesn’t understand anything. Everyone is confused by the military uniform...
9. One day when I was shopping and passed by his army, I saw him leading the troops to stand guard. For the sake of the country’s image, I pretended not to recognize him and passed him by. Who knew...
Him: Stand at attention - turn back! Do you know who she is?
Four soldiers: I don’t know. He: She is my girlfriend!
Him: Turn back - move together - step - go!!! One, two, one...
10....."
"That's enough!..." Gu Mengmeng was already laughing so hard that she stopped at the critical step when Conway was about to complete the task.
The depths of the jungle were completely silent, except for the rustling sound of their footsteps. Gu Mengmeng stopped and stood in the shadow with a twisted face, looking at the major of the special forces team who was nearly a head taller than her.
"Enough...really enough." She sighed softly from the bottom of her heart.
No matter what the man's motives were, everything he had done for her so far had moved Gu Mengmeng inexplicably. Especially when he quickly picked up a pink Doraemon doll hanging on a tree branch, Gu Mengmeng
Meng couldn't help shouting: "Enya...it belongs to Xu Enya."
It seemed that Xu Enya, who was a bit dumber than her, passed by here.