Chapter 217: The Story of the Major and the Little Reporter
There is no woman who does not like her husband's love, and there is no woman who does not enjoy the sweetness of being cared for by her lover.
The young couple quarreled at the bedside and at the end of the bed. Gu Mengmeng firmly believed in the wisdom and foresight of the ancients. She understood this simple but profound truth in ancient times.
After experiencing many quarrels, she and Conway also understood the essence of it. That is, whenever there is a conflict, their eyes will involuntarily look towards the big bed in the bedroom. If it is too late, they will look at the sofa or bay window in the living room.
The window sills can be used as alternatives to fire extinguishers.
One day, the sun was shining brightly, and the community was bathed in the rare warm sunshine of spring.
Comrade Gu Mengmeng suggested that we go for a walk, just like the old couples in the community.
The major nodded in agreement, and the two of them went shopping.
"Lend me your hand." The major stood handsomely in the sunshine and said to the captain and reporter beside him who was holding back the smile on his lips and pretending to be aloof.
The young reporter glanced at him, looked around pretending to be embarrassed, cleared his throat, and said solemnly while handing it over: "The impact is not good."
"Yes." The major agreed casually, but with a smile, he took her hand and walked towards the busy streets of the city.
The little reporter was actually very happy and proud.
I couldn't help but jump a few times on the edge of the curb.
"come over!"
The major immediately darkened his face, grabbed the little reporter's hand and kept her inside. Every time when crossing the street, if a car came from the left, he would ask her to go to his right and walk to the middle.
Then she would turn to her right. It was like this every time she went out.
This made the little reporter very moved.
You know, such men are almost extinct now.
Later, when they had enough time, they went to climb an unknown mountain nearby.
The mountain is not high, but the road is difficult.
The Major is a non-human super Martian. When he saw the little reporter huffing and puffing on the mountainside and unable to go up, he narrowed his beautiful eyes and started laughing. He deliberately ignored her and instead kept urging her forward.
Hurry up, hurry up! The little reporter was so frustrated, he thought to himself, I just said that you are an undefeated species in the world, and you slapped your nose on your face. Didn’t you see that this girl is losing interest?
She suddenly thought about it, sat down on the big stone on the roadside, and started to moan.
"Husband, my legs are so sore! Husband, you are powerful and powerful, can you carry me?"
Seeing this, the major cleared his throat deliberately and said, "Well...cough...ok, then I'll just carry you to the open space in front."
"good!"
The little reporter jumped up onto the major's broad back, hugged him with his arms, nestled his furry head tightly against his neck, and swayed his legs comfortably.
A doting and loving smile appeared on the major's face.
He couldn't help but carry her across the open land, and even carried her to a hidden place in the mountains.
"That's it! It's pretty bad!" The little reporter was laid down on the thick fallen leaves by the major. The warm sunlight shone on her body through the leaves in the forest, making her feel that her whole body was filled with happiness.
of small particles.
"Honey, look, this is like a wedding bed prepared for us. How about we..." The major lay down evilly, pressed on her body, and began to kiss her mouth and neck. The temperature gradually increased, and the little reporter was helpless.
He waved his hand several times towards the sun above his head, then weakly lowered it.
"Ah! Someone is coming!" The little reporter suddenly opened his eyes wide and screamed, pushing away the major.
The major was startled, stood up quickly, stood at attention, and looked back...
In the empty mountain forest, only smiling grass was swaying in the wind. I searched as far as I could see and found no one there.
"Hahaha...haha...I deceived you, I deceived our god-like Major...Hahaha..." The little reporter laughed and bent over, and also laughed and ran away from the little animals in the forest who were secretly watching the excitement.
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"If you laugh again, I'll punish you if you don't do anything!" The major rushed over and had her riding underneath him.
Just as he was about to start eating, the little reporter underneath him smiled charmingly and pushed him aside, turned over and climbed up.
She deliberately rubbed his sensitive parts, looked at the major's blushing face and thick neck with pride, and said teasingly: "Girl! Come and smile for me! Only when you smile well can you get candy!"
The major suddenly fainted.
When did his little reporter learn these YD things...
It is normal for men to look at beautiful women, and the major is no exception. Sometimes when they go shopping in supermarkets or shopping malls, he will habitually look at this and that.
“老婆,你以后可千万不要穿成那样啊,敢穿我就揍你屁股!”少校威胁身边最爱绿军装的小记者.
The little reporter rolled his eyes, looked at him with disdain and looked at another beautiful woman, and said viciously.
"Husband, please stop staring at beautiful women. If you do, I will gouge out your eyes!"
"...."
After a while, the major returned to his old ways.
The little reporter had an idea. He flirted with the admiring eyes beside him and said coquettishly: "Hey, they are all looking at me!"
The major became anxious, and when he saw that it was indeed the case, he immediately forgot about the beauty.
He glared at the man with extremely sharp eyes and said mercilessly: "Is it the one wearing the plaid shirt? You are really stupid. Don't you know that it is cold in Beijing in spring? If you wear so little, you will get pneumonia on purpose!"
The young reporter pushed him and pointed at another man, accompanied by a woman. He whispered: "It's him, he's staring at me."
The major was stunned for a moment, then looked at the other person and said, "Humph! How dare you look at my wife! It's okay, I'll look at his wife too..."
"..."
Sweet happy moments always pass by quickly. After Kangqiao returned to China and assisted Conway in handling the matter of giving gifts to the 368** troops, Conway received a recall order from the 530 Action Group.
Wolf fang, come back soon.
Looking at the message on the computer that only he could open, he couldn't help but look back at Gu Mengmeng in the living room who was laughing so hard because of "Funny Family".