Chapter 3 The Wolf Prevention Code of the Beauty Apartment
It was exactly nine-thirty in the evening when Hu Feng returned to the door of the apartment. When he arrived at the door of the hall, there was just a pleasant sound of laughter and slapstick coming from inside.
After listening to such beautiful voices, Hu Feng lamented in his heart: There are so many beauties in the world, why don't any of them belong to him?!
When Hu Feng's big feet stepped through the door, the voices of those warblers stopped immediately, and ten big eyes stared at him, as if there was something wrong with him.
"...What's wrong? Why...are you all looking at me?" Hu Feng felt a little unnatural. Is there something wrong with him? Or did he do it wrong?
"Big pervert, we are having a PART now, you can't walk through the lobby!" A beautiful and aggressive woman said arrogantly. She glared at Hu Feng and her tone was unkind.
"Zhou Yu, is this your fault? The hall belongs to everyone. You have your party and I go my own way. We have nothing to do with each other. Why don't you let me go?" Hu Feng said in a helpless tone.
Girl, how can you do it on your own?!
"If you say you can't leave, you can't leave!" The unruly woman named Zhou Yu put her hands on her hips and turned to a cold and beautiful woman and said: "Bingbing, go and show this thief the 'Notice of Tenants' on the edge of the corridor.
Look, let’s see if he still dares to break in now!”
Standing behind Zhou Yu was a cold and charming woman named Han Bing. At this time, she didn't say anything after hearing Zhou Yu's words. She just shot Hu Feng with her cold eyes, snorted in her nose, and turned around.
Got it...
Obviously, these women colluded to prevent Hu Feng from having a good life.
Hu Feng was extremely angry when he saw that these women really refused to let him in. But facing the four beautiful young ladies in front of him, he was helpless. He could only look at the brother with evasive eyes behind him with a pleading look, hoping that
He can make the rescue.
At this time, apart from Han Bing who went to get the announcement, the remaining three women and one man were facing Hu Feng. The man behind him was named Xiahou De. He had a fair face. When he saw Hu Feng looking towards him, he quickly turned his eyes away. Say goodbye.
Blame him for being unloyal. To be honest, although he wanted to save the siege, he could only avoid Hu Feng because of the public anger. He secretly prayed in his heart: Brother, seeing that these four women are determined to punish you, please forgive me.
...May the Lord Buddha bless you!
Seeing that Xiahou De was also hiding from him, when Hu Feng was in a difficult situation, Han Bing tore off a piece of paper from the corridor and coldly handed it to Hu Feng.
Hu Feng looked at Han Bing and saw that she still had a dead face and stared at him coldly. He quickly averted his eyes and took the paper in Han Bing's hand...
Notice to all tenants!
In view of the incident of Hu Feng peeping at a woman taking a bath on X, month
1. Perverts are not allowed to come or go within 20 meters in front of other beauties. If they violate the rules, they will be regarded as peeping. Xiahou De will kill them and expel them from the house;
Second, if a beautiful woman appears playing in the courtyard, the pervert must avoid it immediately after seeing it. If there is any violation, Xiahou De will kill her and drive her out;
3. There must be no toilet paper or pornographic DVDs in the pervert's room. If he is found, he is deemed to have engaged in lewd behavior and his motives are impure. Xiahou De will kill him and expel him from the house;
Fourth, when a beautiful woman is having a PART or something like that downstairs, perverts must avoid it and are not allowed to set foot there. If traces of lewdness are discovered, it will be deemed as having impure motives and Xiahou De will kill her and expel her out of the house;
5. When the beauty does not take the initiative to talk to the pervert, the pervert is not allowed to take the initiative to strike up a conversation. If there is any violation, it will be regarded as having ulterior motives, and Xiahou De will kill her and expel her from the house;
6. Perverts are not allowed to go out after ten o'clock in the evening and must return to the apartment before ten o'clock. If they are caught returning late or sneaking out, they will be regarded as soliciting prostitution. Those who corrupt the family tradition will be resolutely killed. Xiahou De will enforce the family law and then hand it over to the police.
The agencies punish severely and refuse to grant loans;
7. In view of the fact that the pervert enjoys the beauty of beauties every day, for the sake of fairness, after a democratic vote and unanimous approval, all the electricity bills will be borne by the pervert. If there is any delay, he will be treated as a defaulter and Xiahou De will kill him and expel him from the house;
8. Due to the misbehavior of the pervert, in order to show the generosity of the other tenants, he is specially allowed to live in the house for half a year. If he does not commit any lewd behavior during the six months, he can continue to live there. If he is found to have misbehaved again, he will be handed over to the judicial authorities for severe punishment immediately.
Show no mercy.
This announcement will take effect immediately from the date it is posted. The final right of interpretation belongs to the beauty. If the pervert has any objections, he can file an appeal and then vote on it through the tenant democratic meeting!
Time; XX month XX day of XX year!
He held the paper in his hand tremblingly. Although he had read it countless times, every time he saw it, Hu Feng could not contain the anger in his heart. Animals! Where is the justice of heaven? He doesn't regard himself as a human being at all.
! It’s shameless enough to not let you appear twenty meters in front of a woman’s door, but you also have to pay the electricity bill. What’s even more shameless is... you even have to take care of yourself when using toilet paper. Do you think this is going to save anyone’s life?
"Shameless, absolutely shameless, I want to appeal! You are exploiting the surplus value of the working people...I want to sue you!" Hu Feng held the notice in his hand and looked very excited.
"..."
Several women looked at Hu Feng like they were idiots. Zhou Yu rolled his eyes and said boringly: "We will consider your appeal... It's just that it clearly states that perverts are not allowed to enter the lobby when beauties are doing PART.
Nei. Brother Xiahou, please pull the pervert to his window, there is a ladder for him there!"
After saying that, Zhou Yu ignored Hu Feng, who still refused to give up, and pulled the indifferent Han Bing, clasping his hot waist, to dance their explosive dance music... Of course, Hu Feng was not able to enjoy it!
Hu Feng returned to his pig's nest with trembling legs - he almost rolled down when he climbed the ladder from the window.
"..."
When he arrived in his room that was like a pig's nest, Hu Feng took off his shoes in a depressed manner and threw them into the corner. His stomach was full of anger... Grandpa, it was rare for him to dress more seriously today, but he ended up in the matchmaking agency.
So not only was I despised by others, but now I have to be treated like this when I come back, which is annoying to death.
"Uh...Brother Hu, what did you do today?" Xiahou De looked at Hu Feng's expression and knew that Hu Feng must be very unhappy, so he quickly found a topic to put aside his thoughts - Xiahou De knew very well that Hu Feng was this kind of person.
, I never hold grudges in my heart. Although I feel wronged now, as long as I change the topic, I will cheer up immediately after a while.
"Hey!" After hearing Xiahou De's question, Hu Feng smiled mockingly and said: "...My mother asked me to bring a daughter-in-law to her during the Chinese New Year, so I went to a dating agency. Yaya's matchmaking agency
The guy here is really dog-eyed. He saw that my monthly salary was less than one thousand. Not only did he look cold, he was even more shameless... That guy even doubted my identity as a distinguished university graduate... Oh, what a world!"
He looked annoyed and angry when he spoke.
"Hehe!" Xiahou De smiled and said: "Then you are in trouble. I heard that you brought a rented wife home last year, and you must have lost face... How about I see this, I'll go
Talk to the four beauties downstairs and see who will be willing to go with you!"
"..." Hu Feng looked at Xiahou De with disdain, curled his lips and said: "Don't be ridiculous, you know this is impossible. If you really get to my house, don't let them reveal that I peeked at their bath.
Thank God!”
"Really?" Xiahou De was about to answer when Zhou Yu's beautiful voice suddenly came from downstairs: "Brother Xiahou, Bingbing is calling you to come down and cut the cake. Stop wasting your time on it!"
"Uh... today is Han Bing's birthday?" Hu Feng asked strangely after hearing Zhou Yu's words.
"That's right!" Xiahou De nodded and said down: "Xiaoyu, just wait a minute, I'll go down right away!" After saying that, he turned to Hu Feng again and continued: "Hu Feng, hurry up and clean up, let's go together
Get down!"
"Go down together?" Hu Feng said in confusion. He covered his head immediately and continued: "I think it's better to forget it. These girls hate me as if they hate something. If I go down shamelessly,
They might knock you off the table, and it will be very embarrassing!"
After saying that, Hu Feng got up and found some instant noodles in the corner to satisfy his food and clothing needs: Yaya, they are cutting cakes on their birthdays and their quality of life is poor, so why can’t they eat instant noodles?!
Seeing Hu Feng's actions, Xiahou De knew that this animal had been ordered to leave. He knew that if he insisted on asking him to go down, he would be the one who would be embarrassed. He could only shake his head and go out. As he was going out, he suddenly found something falling on the ground.
Xiahou De quickly picked it up and looked at it: "Huh? Hu Feng, director of the top secret bureau of country C?"
"flutter!"
Hu Feng's body froze, and even the instant noodles in his hand spilled out. But he returned to normal in an instant, and while holding up the instant noodles in his hand, he said nonchalantly: "How about it, this title I made is pretty cool, isn't it?!"
"..." Xiahou De was a little surprised, and then said half-heartedly: "Director of the Top Secret Bureau?! You are so capable! Aren't you working as a security guard? I guess... you must be using the title of Top Secret Director to bluff you.
Human, right?”
"That's right! I took this to a dating agency, but I got scolded!" Hu Feng shrugged and continued, "I can't help it, the guys at the dating agency don't believe me!"
"You wouldn't believe it if you were human!" Seeing Hu Feng's expression, Xiahou De nodded in understanding and continued to attack: "You can scare people to death even if you are a public security director, let alone the top secret bureau of country C.
Director...but this certificate is really cool! Oh, there's even gold plating on the side, damn! You guys are really willing to spend a lot of money on it!"
"Go, go, go cut your cake, don't bother me..." Hu Feng took the instant noodles and snatched the certificate from Xiahou De's hand - Phew! It was finally back in his hands.
"Tch!" Xiahou De despised Hu Feng, and then walked away without looking back... This brat is so brainless. He knew that no one would believe this title, but he still showed it off stupidly. Silly!
Seeing Xiahou De walk out of the door, Hu Feng quickly packed up his documents - sweat! Fortunately, Xiahou De, a brat like him, never believed in his title, otherwise it would be a bit troublesome - but, he really agreed to what the boy said, as long as
If you are a normal person, you won’t believe it…
"Then the pervert won't come down?" Smelling the smell of instant noodles coming down from upstairs, Zhou Yu frowned and asked Xiahou De who was going downstairs in confusion.
"That's right! He also knows... Even if you come here to have a meal and drink shamelessly, you won't have a good look on him!" Xiahou De shook his head and continued: "Let's go! Bingbing is still waiting for us!
"
"Oh!" Zhou Yu looked at the dim lights in Hu Feng's hut, hesitated for a moment, and followed Xiahou De; forget it, seeing how hopeless this guy is, he's really going to eat instant noodles!