Chapter 10 Who is more important, the fish or the beautiful woman
After the two of them finished eating the potatoes, they came to the stream and washed their hands. They returned under the sweet-scented osmanthus tree and sat side by side under the tree. A breeze blew from the south, making people feel refreshed and sleepy at the same time. Lang Mo: " Alan, the wind is so comfortable. I was frightened by that fat woman in the vegetable field just now and I sweated a lot. It would be great if I could take a bath and then take a nap!" "Take a bath! ?Where is the water here to give you a bath?" Alan closed his eyes, leaned against the tree trunk, and answered him casually.
Lang Mo knew that women are small-minded after all, and Alan must still be worried about the fat aunt just scolding her. After thinking about it, he said: "Alan, don't be unhappy. When I get a chance one day, I will definitely do it for you." She is so angry!" Alan opened his eyes and asked: "Then how are you going to express your anger for me?" "Find an old bachelor to rape her! If it doesn't work, I, the principal, will suffer a little loss, so I will go out and do it myself. She was punished on the spot!" 'Hahaha...' Alan was really amused by Lang Mo this time. "You, why are you so powerful? Is this okay? I see you are really getting better and better now. Like the big bad wolf!"
Lang Mo quibbled: "Big bad wolf? What happened to the big bad wolf? Today's wolves are rare animals. There are not many big bad wolves in the world. You won't be able to see them if you want to!" "Okay, you can." As a college student, you are the only one who makes sense! I can't help you, the weather is still very hot, so we will go under this tree to rest our mind." Lang Mo did not answer, tilting his head and not knowing what he was thinking. Alan: "What are you doing? Silly?" Lang Mo: "I thought of it! Isn't the Jade Girl River the best bathing place? I feel smelly and sweaty and very uncomfortable. I'll come as soon as I go, you...you..." Alan He quickly replied: "I'll wait for you here."
Lang Mo was a little disappointed, but this was what he expected. He stood up, patted the dirt on his butt, and prepared to go to the river. Unexpectedly, Alan suddenly stopped him again: "Wait a minute, I will join you Go." After hearing this, Lang Mo didn't show the same surprised expression as the night before when Alan wanted to go back to the dormitory with him. Lang Mo asked with a smile: "You... also go to take a shower?" Alan suddenly blushed, Lang Mo took a look and felt that Alan's shy look was definitely the most intoxicating expression in the world. Alan was a little angry: 'Lang Mo, you are not allowed to say such dirty words in the future, or I will never pay attention to you again! "Seeing Alan was really a little angry, Lang Mo quickly raised his hands and swore that he would never say any nonsense in the future! Her face became much better now.
When they came to the river, Lang Mo followed Alan and walked downstream along the river embankment. The further they went, the wider the Yunv River was and the more beautiful the scenery became. In the river, the clear and transparent water bottom was covered with colorful pebbles. From time to time, I saw groups of small fish chasing freely in the river. Rows of tall and dense moso bamboos grew along the river. Under the moso bamboos, there were lush green grass and wild flowers everywhere. 'It's so beautiful!' Lang Mo said to himself. But At the same time, I was also wondering, aren’t you here to bathe in the river? Why are you not allowed to enter the water?
The two of them walked for about three miles. Alan and Lang Mo finally stopped, pointed to a small pond not far from the river and said, "Did you see that fish pond?" Lang Mo said, "Yes." You go to the river to take a bath first, and then your task this afternoon is to catch a fish for me. If you can't catch it, you will only have vegetables and radishes to serve you tonight." Only then did Lang Mo understand what Alan meant. Lang Mo : "No problem, I just don't have a fishing rod or a fishhook, so how can I fish? Do you want me to go down and catch fish?" Alan smiled mysteriously: "Don't worry, just follow me."
Alan came to the edge of the pond, then at a place at the bottom of the terrain, bent down, and fished into the water with her hands: she brought up a thin bamboo stem, and a nylon thread was tied to the end of the bamboo stem. The end of the thin line was a fishhook. Lang Mo said in surprise: "Alan, I didn't expect that you can also do magic. Can you actually conjure a fishing rod?" Alan "What magic? This is what I hide in Here, in restaurants, customers sometimes want to eat fish, but the fish are protected by refrigerators, and the effect is very poor. If they are kept in the pond, they will die easily, so we keep the fish we bought in the pond. Once there is If the guests need it, just come over and catch a few fish temporarily, and then cook them for the guests." "But you know, fishing is not something you can catch all at once. Maybe you won't be able to catch a fish for a long time, and the guests will have run away long ago. !" "You are right, but usually, we don't come often to feed the fish and let them starve, so that they are easy to catch." "So that's it! Leave such a small thing to me!"
Alan: "Okay, I'll go back to the vegetable field first, and when you catch the fish, come and tell me." "Okay!" Lang Mo shouted. "By the way, I forgot to tell you, these days, because there is no business, So I have fed all the fish in this pond. Whether you can eat the fish depends on your luck!" After Alan finished speaking, he made a face and walked away.
Lang Mo stood there in a daze, dumbfounded, unable to figure out what Alan meant. But having fish to eat was better than nothing, so while arranging the fishing rod, he muttered: "Fish, that's what I want!" Beauty, what I want, I can’t have both. If I have to choose, fat fish is the one!” After reading a few crooked words, he suddenly thought, what to use as bait? After pondering for a while, he patted his head. , I pulled a piece of grass by the pond, removed some of the green leaves, hooked it with a fishhook, then threw the fishhook into the pond, inserted the fishing rod, and waited for the fish to take the bait. I jumped into the Jade Girl River and swam first. A pleasure.
When he finished swimming and returned to the pond, there was still no movement on the grass on the water. He thought to himself: 'Don't be afraid, it's still early anyway, and I don't believe the fish won't take the bait.' He found a shady place and lay down. While humming a little tune, he stared at the fishhook. Unexpectedly, he waited until five o'clock, and the fishhook was still the same. He was dejected and decided to give up. However, at this moment, the piece of green grass suddenly fell into the air. Gone! There is a door! He pulled the fishing rod tightly, and after a while, he landed a grass carp weighing several kilograms on the shore.
He strung the gills of the fish on a branch, then carried it and walked to the vegetable field like a hero making a triumphant return. At the same time, he began to mutter crooked words: "You have got the fish, but when will you get the beauty? If you want to get it, Beauty, what can I do? Woohoo!'