After saying "Wait a minute", Principal Wolf had to stop, sighed, and turned around helplessly.
People often say that a good man does not fight with women. Facing this super rogue-like beauty with extremely violent tendencies, he felt a bit like a scholar meeting a soldier, and he couldn't explain why. He could only do it himself. Sighing that life is miserable and there is a huge sea of people, why do you want to meet a self-denying beauty like her? Say, you can't defeat her, let alone fight her. If he hadn't watched more shooting movies, he would have hid in the Behind the door, pay attention to the movement outside. In this way, Principal Wolf may really sleep in confusion and resentment.
Much later, by chance, he, who had never believed in fortune-telling, met a magician who claimed to be a divine fortune teller. The divine fortune teller calculated with his fingers and came to the conclusion that the wolf principal was a gray boy before he was reincarnated for eight lifetimes. Wolf, and Zimei was a white tiger when she was reincarnated in her last eight lives. How can this gray wolf not suffer when it encounters a white tiger? Therefore, it is normal for Principal Wolf to be beaten by Zimei often, so there is no need to make a fuss.
"What do you want to do? Hurry up!" Lang Mo asked with a frown. He really couldn't stand it. Zimei is indeed beautiful and very eye-catching. Even if she is angry, she has a different flavor. But at this moment, Principal Wolf's The four words "beautiful and delicious" in my head have long been thrown into the stinking ditch.
He just wanted to send her away as soon as possible and then sleep peacefully.
However, Zimei didn't give Principal Wolf the slightest chance to get lucky. He took a few steps forward, approached him and said, "Listen, Principal Wolf, I can't just forget about what happened at the door just now, otherwise , my aunt will give you nightmares every night!"
"What do you want?" Principal Wolf said hard, but felt a little weak in his heart.
"Hmph, I want you to stand guard for me for three consecutive nights!" Zimei touched the big braid on her chest and said after thinking for a while.
"Standing guard? You want me to climb up the wall to help you keep an eye on the white wolf? No way! You kicked me in the stomach just now, and almost killed me with a shot. I haven't even settled the score with you yet. It's good for you, but you turned out to be a villain. You should file a complaint first and get slapped on the back? Why should I help you?" Principal Wolf almost shouted in a high-pitched voice.
"Hmph, don't be so loud. Let me tell you, what happened tonight was all caused by you, a gangster. If you were not killed by my gun, that's because you are lucky! Since you are fine, what happened just now? , we have to find an explanation, otherwise, I just need to tell the men who are following me about what happened just now, huh, believe it or not, within three days, you will definitely turn into a eunuch!"
"Oh, I believe it, but I'm not afraid! You ask them to come! I want to see how they turn me into a eunuch!"
"Oh, if you have the guts, I haven't finished speaking yet. I want to tell Sister Alan and Liu Mei what happened tonight. When they learn how bad a gangster you are, I'll see how they deal with you."
Talking about Liu Mei and Alan, Lang Mo couldn't help but feel a little uneasy. If this crazy woman really told them about her scandal, I'm afraid it would take a lot of words to explain. Besides, it is conceivable that this When the crazy woman complains, she will definitely add fuel to the fire and try her best to destroy her tall and innocent image. In this way, it is not easy to prove her innocence. But, will this Zimei do this? You know, In the countryside, a girl's innocence is very important.
"That makes sense, but do you dare to say it?" Lang Mo asked with a malicious smile.
"I, of course I dare to say..." Zimei paused and stuttered. It was obvious that she began to hesitate.
"Hey, what kind of riddle are you two playing? What on earth did you do between you?" Chen Da, who was still wandering around in the mist, couldn't bear it anymore and finally asked anxiously from the side.
"Hahaha, there is no riddle, because it is a riddle with no answer. Even if there is, the crazy woman will never dare to say it! How dare you blackmail me? What a fool!" Principal Wolf laughed proudly.
"You, you... gangster, you think I really dare not say..." Zimei said with a blushing face.
"Hahaha, of course you dare to say it, don't be afraid, say it loudly in front of Teacher Chen! This principal will obey you!"
"Yes, tell me! What kind of medicine are you selling in your gourd? I also want to know. Really. Tell me quickly, Beautiful Tiger, why did you shoot at Principal Wolf!" Chen Da also started to cheer on the side.
"Say it, say it quickly!..." Principal Lang and Chen Da kept urging from the side, but Zimei tightened her red face and said nothing.
"Hey, hey, I knew this was a riddle with no answer! Since you don't tell me, I'll go back to my room and sleep!" Principal Wolf said with a cheerful smile like a victorious general.
Just when Lang Mo thought he would not dare to tell the story, Zimei suddenly said: "Chen**, this is not a riddle, because this gangster touched me, and it was my vagina!"
As soon as these words came out, the two men in front of Zimei suddenly stared at each other, dumbfounded!
"Listen, Principal Wolf, you forced me to say this, and of course these debts will be borne by you! Look at the knife!" Zimei didn't wait for Principal Wolf to react, and pulled one out of the leggings of her trousers. With a short hunting knife that gleamed coldly, he stepped forward and with a flick of his body, he put Principal Wolf to the ground. Then, a heavy boot stepped hard on Principal Wolf's chest to prevent him from struggling.
"You, what do you want to do!" Principal Lang lifted Zimei's right foot, which was as heavy as a mountain, and asked helplessly.
"I don't want to do anything, I just want to cut off the two pig ears on your head!" Zimei said, and moved the hunting knife to his right ear.
"How dare you! You are breaking the law and will go to jail!" Principal Wolf shouted.
"Huh, why don't you dare? My aunt only knows that if you kill someone, you have to pay for your life, but I have never heard that cutting someone's ear means going to jail!" After saying this, she used a little force, and the sharp dagger cut through it. His skin and blood flowed along the grooves of his ears and into Principal Wolf's neck.
When Chen Da saw this, he was so frightened that he quickly stepped forward to dissuade her. However, when he saw Zimei's cold gaze, he did not dare to step forward again.
"Oh, Principal Wolf, please agree to Zimei now. Aren't you just going to work three night shifts? This is better than having two ears cut off! A good man will not suffer the consequences of the present! Don't be so stubborn. Hurry up and agree!" All Chen Da could do was to persuade Principal Lang to surrender quickly and save his ears first.
At this time, Principal Wolf felt very guilty. Think about it, this crazy woman even dared to shoot people, let alone her ears. Severe pain, slightly warm blood flowing into her collar. , coupled with Chen Da’s earnest persuasion, Principal Wolf finally couldn’t resist and shouted: “Crazy woman, you win, I admit defeat!”
"Huh, what you said is true?!" Zimei did not relax.
"of course it's true!"
"No, I don't believe it, you have to swear a poisonous oath!"
"Poison oath? Okay, if I lie, I will be struck by lightning and die!" The helpless Principal Wolf had no other choice but to do it because he felt that his right ear was about to fall to the ground. .
"No, it's not poisonous enough! Say it again!"
"If I lie, I will be hit by a car and die by drinking cold water!"
"No, it's not poisonous enough!"
"If I lie, make me a eunuch!"
"No, it's still not poisonous enough! Try again!"
.......
"Okay, okay, if this principal lies, let... let that white wolf tear me apart!"
"Well, that's pretty much it." When she said the last oath, Zimei released her foot from Principal Wolf's chest.
When Lang Mo stood up, he found that the blood on his ear had flowed all over his neck. Upon seeing this, Chen Da quickly found a towel and wiped him clean, and then found cotton to help him stop the bleeding. .
After Chen Da's examination, he told Principal Lang that there was no big problem with his right ear and that it would not fall to the ground at all. However, there were many scratch marks on and around the right ear. Those were all skin injuries. It's not in the way, but so many small scratches can make Principal Wolf waste all the blood on his neck in vain.
Under Zimei's coercion, Principal Lang, who had just bandaged his ears, was driven up the wall. After watching Lang Mo get on the wall, Zimei suddenly took out a hunting knife and put it to Chen Da's ear and said: "Chen Se Ghost, listen carefully, if you say anything about what is going on tonight outside, I will immediately cut off your ears and feed them to the wolves!"
Dana Chen still dared to say no, and he dared not to say anything. Then he thought of something and asked: 'What if Principal Wolf tells us what happened tonight?"
"Hmph, I'll cut off your ears too!" Zimei said angrily. After hearing this, Chen Da almost started crying. At this moment, Wang Yipao and a dozen boys rushed to the school panting to ask questions. "Zimei, we just heard gunshots. I guess it was you who fired the gun here. Did you see the white wolf?"
"I fired the gun. It just went off accidentally. Don't make such a fuss." Zimei said without changing her expression.
"Hey, I see, it gave us a false alarm. Where is Principal Wolf? Why don't you see anyone else?" Seeing that there was no one in Lang Mo's room, Wang Yipao asked again.
"Well, it's like this. Principal Wolf dislikes the white wolf very much. He wants to climb up the wall and kill the white wolf. Here, he's on top!" Zimei pointed to a lonely figure on the wall. said.
"Ah, Principal Wolf is good! Everyone says that Principal Wolf is good, yes, really good!" Wang Yipao nodded repeatedly. When Chen Da heard this, he shook his head.