Alan's vegetable field is very large, covering two or three acres. It took the two of them a whole morning to cultivate such a small vegetable field. Although Lang Mo only dared to be responsible for the work of pulling weeds, he spent several hours squatting
The ground was plucking rice like an old hen, and he felt sore in his back and back. He asked, "Alan, why do you have to plant so many vegetables? Can you do it alone?"
Stretching his waist, Alan said: "You think I am willing to grow so many vegetables! Countryside people are no better than you city people. There are vegetable farmers who will deliver vegetables to the vegetable market. Countryside people usually grow their own vegetables. Besides, this is a rural area in Fenghua Village.
It’s almost 20 kilometers away. Every three days in the countryside is a day. You can only buy food when you go to the market. If you have to go to the countryside every time to buy food, then I can’t open this restaurant? What’s more, the road is still so far.
, and it’s difficult to walk, and it takes several hours to go back and forth. Who can bear it?" Lang Mo kept nodding, indeed, it is not easy for a farmer uncle!
When it was almost 12 o'clock at noon, Alan wiped the sweat from his face and said: "It's too hot in the vegetable field, it's time to rest, otherwise it's easy to get heat stroke." At this time, this was what Lang Mo wanted to hear the most.
He was already so hot that he almost stuck out his tongue and gasped. Lang Mo: "In this case, let's go back quickly." "Go back? No, if we go back like this, we will definitely get gossiped if we are seen." "We didn't do it."
What, are you afraid of gossip?" Lang Mo was puzzled. "Although we didn't do anything, others don't think so. If someone sees us, they will definitely think we did something?" Alan replied. "Don't think so complicated.
, We really didn’t do anything!” After Lang Mo finished speaking, he suddenly said: “Why do I feel this is like a tongue twister, what about ‘what did we do, and what did we not do?’ I also felt a little dizzy.” Waiting for Lang Mo to touch.
After saying these words, Alan suddenly laughed. After laughing, her face suddenly turned red because she realized that she had just said the wrong thing. Lang Mo seemed to have figured out the mystery, so in order to prove it,
With his own pure thoughts, he grinned and wanted to explain: "Alan, we are just weeding, not doing anything, right?"
Who knew that these words made Alan blush even more: "I'm going to die! Big bad wolf! Stop telling tongue twisters here. Let's go and enjoy the cool weather under the tree next to the vegetable patch!" Lang Mo secretly laughed and followed Alan like a follower.
Behind, although the countryside is poor, there are many trees and clear water. This is unmatched in the city. They came under a big osmanthus tree. Lang Mo: "If we don't go back, what will we eat for lunch?" Alan pointed.
On the ground, on his own ground, a small aluminum-covered square lunch box was lying next to the root of the tree. Lang Mo smiled and said: "So you brought food! It's just that this lunch box is so small, how can it be enough for the two of us." "You."
You're a glutton, I'll give it to you. It's okay if I don't eat it!" "How about that? How about we share half of it each?" "Okay, half of it each."
When eating, the problem came again. What should I do if I only have one pair of chopsticks and two mouths? Lang Mo smiled cheekily and said, "One mouthful for each person?" Alan glared: "I think you are really a big bad wolf! What a beautiful idea!"
I'll eat half of it first, and then I'll give it to you!" After saying that, she started eating alone without caring about Lang Mo. Soon, she only ate less than half and gave the lunch box to Lang Mo. For Lang Mo's age,
, the food intake is at its best, so I took the lunch box and wolfed it down. After a few mouthfuls, I finished the meal. I touched my belly, but it didn’t seem to be bulging at all, it was still flat.
Looking at Lang Mo's funny movements, Alan seemed to have thought of something. She took Lang Mo to a vegetable field full of canes and said to Lang Mo: "I'll give you a lookout to dig out two potatoes." ." Lang Mo: "Potatoes? Whose family does this belong to?" "It belongs to the fat aunt at the entrance of the village." "Then if this is the case, we and you will become thieves without the consent of others?" "Stealing from you, this is It's called digging, not stealing, so hurry up!" "Okay, it's just two potatoes. What if someone sees it?" "Students are very wordy. Usually few people come to the vegetable field at noon, so hurry up and dig! "So under Alan's guidance, he found the two largest canes, grabbed the vegetable vines, and then lifted them up with all his strength. He only heard a slight "tearing" sound in the mud, and the two big canes were as big as tea. The potatoes were lifted out of the vat. Picking up the potatoes, Lang Mo was about to speak when he heard Alan say in shock: 'No! It can't be such a coincidence, the fat lady is here!"
When he heard that someone was coming, Lang Mo was bold, but he was young after all, and he was doing such a sneaky thing. His head was a little dizzy, and he couldn't think of a way to deal with it. Seeing this, Alan quickly ran towards him and held his hand. , turned around and slipped into the dense green supports in the vegetable fields. They had just hidden themselves. On the edge of the vegetable field, they saw a middle-aged woman with a body like a bucket, humming and swaying. They walked along the field ridge to the vegetable field.
After the fat aunt came to the vegetable field, she walked to the center of the vegetable field, bent down and picked up a winter melon, then patted the winter melon, listened for a while, then picked up the winter melon and was about to leave. Hiding behind the bracket Seeing this, Alan muttered to himself: "Amitabha, Amitabha, millions, millions, never let her see the dug potatoes..." Lang Mo asked quietly: "What, this fat aunt is very powerful?" She, she is the number one shrew in Fenghua Village, no one dares to mess with her?" Alan turned his head and told Lang Mo softly. "Then since you know she is powerful, why do you still mess with her?" "Because only their family has potatoes!"
At this time, behind the support, the two of them were almost lying on the muddy ground, sticking together tightly. This was the closest Lang Mo had ever been to Alan. Alan's fragrance once strongly irritated his nose. Alan's softness She leaned tightly against him. Lang Mo began to think wildly again. Alan was afraid of being caught, so he naturally stared at the fat aunt, but Lang Mo, the pervert, stared at her closely. I am praying, hoping that the fat lady will stay a little longer so that this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity can be appropriately extended for a while.
As a result, his sincere prayers finally worked, and the fat aunt discovered the two stolen potatoes. She put down the winter melon and looked around, but there was nothing unusual. But she was unwilling and started to curse at the sky: "Which one is it?" Who is the thief who stole my sweet potatoes after being stabbed a thousand times? Come out if you have the guts, or retract into your bastard mother's belly, so as not to be embarrassed when you come out! If you dare to steal my sweet potatoes, I will let him After eating a rotten intestine and a rotten belly, he gave birth to a child without sex, and gave him cancer... What he said after that was even more difficult to hear. Lang Mo wanted to rush out, but when he thought that he was a principal, he had to As a teacher, if you go out like this, how can you meet people, how can you be a teacher, you are afraid that you will have to pack up and go home immediately. He could only shake his head and said helplessly: "It's so uneducated, so ungrateful! Why are you so unqualified? ?It’s just two potatoes, so there’s no need to curse people like this, right?”
The fat aunt scolded her for a long time, but she felt that she had had enough. Then she picked up the winter melon and left the vegetable field. The two looked at each other and smiled bitterly. Lang Mo: "How did she know that his potatoes were stolen?" There are a lot of voles in the field!" "Ves? Voles dig holes to steal. Has anyone seen voles stealing things like this? Besides, when you dug potatoes, you brought out the fresh soil. Of course she knows that. Her things were stolen, and they were stolen not long ago, so she was scolding her like this!" "I see, it seems like her quality is not low! Then should we eat these potatoes?" "Yes, why not? Eat? What does it matter if she scolds her and I eat mine? Even if she scolds her, is she scolding herself? Swearing in the countryside is a normal thing. If someone steals something from me, maybe I She can also scold. But I scold more gently." After saying that, he took a potato, tore off the skin, opened his mouth and started to chew on it. After listening to Alan's words, Lang Mo felt a little funny: "You're right, she scolded Don’t worry about us, just eat!”