"You are a bastard, I wish I could shoot all three of them with one shot!" Liao Mu said angrily in Alan's restaurant.
"Director Liao, haven't we already agreed that if the big snake comes out of the deep pool and bites us, let Du Tiantie open fire! If the big snake bites those smelly Taoist priests, we will treat it as The anti-tank gun stalled and couldn't fire. We can't control their life or death, so what's the matter?" Principal Wolf stood aside to calm Director Liao's anger.
"Oh, I know that's the case, but although those three bastards are hateful, they haven't broken any laws. Wouldn't it be a bit unjustifiable if they refused to save them?" Director Liao was a little embarrassed.
"Oh, you are so soft-hearted and kind. If I hadn't waited for the python to come out, I would have shot those three Taoist priests in the buttocks! Blow them up into the sky. First hit them high, and then 'whoops' "If you hit the ground and then fall down as hard as a frog to death, won't this relieve your anger?" Principal Wolf grinned and laughed.
"Hehehe, if you dare to fire that shot, then I will treat you to a drink, because you are doing harm to the people...hehehe..."
"Hypocritical, isn't it hypocritical? Hahahaha..."
At the dining table, Professor Chen and others, who had finished their meal and were drinking tea, listened to their conversation with great interest.
"Principal Wolf, you have an anti-tank gun on the left and an anti-tank gun on the right, as if you really have these cannons. Take them out and show them to us? See how powerful your cannons are?" Dam asked curiously.
"Hey, isn't that anti-tank gun in the hands of Director Liao? Didn't he tell you?" Principal Lang was quite surprised. As soon as he finished speaking, Liao Mu suddenly stood up and said, "Sorry, I pissed myself." Urgent, I need to go to the toilet, sorry." After saying that, he turned around and slipped away.
"No? Director Liao has never told us about such a powerful anti-tank gun. Besides, our snake-catching equipment does not have such a weapon? Where did the anti-tank gun come from? Do you know how? Did you hear wrongly?" Dam thought for a moment and answered with certainty.
Principal Wolf was stunned for a long time, then he said to Du Tianzhi: "Captain Du, then Director Liao said you are a sharpshooter, is that true?"
After Du Tianzi listened, he couldn't hold back his smile and said, "Principal Wolf, I'm just an armed policeman, not a soldier. How can I be a master artilleryman? I don't even know what an anti-tank gun looks like." Have you seen it? How can this be called a master artilleryman? To say the least, what we want is a live snake, not a dead snake that has been beaten to pieces. If we really carry that thing, why do we need so many? Is someone coming?”
After hearing this, Principal Wolf finally realized what he was doing. After a long time, he realized that Liao Mu was just trying to fool people. He didn't have any anti-tank guns. He did have a cannon that was ready-made!
"Damn wood, get out of here!" Principal Wolf stood up, laughing and cursing loudly. However, Director Liao might have a stomachache, and even after shouting for a long time, no one came out.
"Principal Wolf, please stop shouting. I think Director Liao must have a reason for asking you to take on that role. Fenghua Village is under his jurisdiction. Of course he has to control such superstitious activities. And he must The management is thorough. I think he may think that you are loved by everyone in Fenghua Village and have a certain influence. If you come forward, it will be more convincing to expose the tricks of the three Taoist priests. I don’t know if I am like this Tell me, does that make sense?" Professor Pan said with a smile.
As soon as Old Pan said this, Principal Wolf felt a lot better. Of course, he couldn't be really angry. In the morning, Old Mai's malicious slanderous remarks about Yang Jiao had already made him very disgusted. For these two times Uncle Yang, who had helped him in times of danger, felt that even if he squatted under the big snake's mouth again and walked away casually, so what? Even though he was so frightened by the python that he almost peed his pants.
"Without anti-tank guns, how can we deal with that big python? That's such a big snake!" Principal Wolf asked, looking around at the crowd.
"Dear Mr. Principal, don't worry, I have everything under my control!" Dam said with a lively voice from the side.
"Mr. Dam, I believe in your skills, but you have to know that it is a really big and fierce python. How are you prepared? Can you tell me? If you tell me, I may feel a little unsure. You know, this principal's living life is completely in your hands, so you have to take it easy!"
Maybe Nadam didn't understand what the word 'take it easy' behind Principal Wolf meant. He smiled and said: "Principal Wolf, don't worry, I will try my best to make your life longer." When everyone heard this, He burst into laughter. Principal Wolf was even dumbfounded: 'This damn nigger, curse me to death, damn!'
Seeing everyone laughing, Damcol realized that he had said the wrong thing. He quickly changed the subject: "Principal Wolf, don't worry, although all my commonly used snake catching tools are left in Malaysia, I have asked Du The captain has prepared some temporary and necessary snake-catching tools. If you want to know more carefully, you can ask Captain Du to send someone to fetch the things from the car, and I will introduce them to you." But Principal Wolf shook his head and motioned to him Just explain it in detail.
"General snake catching tools are nothing more than snake forks, nooses, nets, etc., but these are used to catch smaller snakes, and most of them are poisonous. You just need to pay attention to your own safety... , but if the rat wants to catch a python as big as you said, it will have to use a special method." After talking for a long time, Dam finally returned to the topic.
"Special method. I have seen Africans demonstrate how to catch pythons. They use a cooperative method of several people. One person goes into the hole, lights a kind of weed that can act as an anesthetic, and then catches the python with his bare hands, and then crawls towards it. After retreating, the person outside the cave held his feet and pulled him out, like a tug of war, dragging the python out of the cave. Master Dam, don't tell me, you also use this method, right?" Principal Wolf asked with a smile.
"No, no, they go into the hole like wild mice. That's a life-threatening move. Damn, I don't despise using such a method. However, you just mentioned some skills about catching snakes, which is to anesthetize and use a tranquilizer gun. Anesthetize it and then capture it." Dam replied with a smile.
"Oh, isn't that just using a tranquilizer gun? I thought there was some clever trick? Nothing more than that! What a snake catching master!" Principal Wolf secretly sneered in his heart.
"The anesthetic gun is just one of them. There are other methods, such as setting up baits, traps, mechanisms, net bag injectors, male or female hormones, etc. However, there is no time to get these things, and there are no ready-made materials. ,So, at present, I can only subdue him with a tranquilizer gun." Dam further explained.
"Wait a minute, I know all about the baits and traps you are talking about. What is the male or female hormone you just mentioned? What is that?" Principal Wolf asked curiously.
"This should be a gender hormone extracted from pythons. If it is a male python, estrogen will be used to trap it. If not, male hormone will be used to trap it, right?" Professor Pan guessed.
"Yes, that's right, we use this method to deal with those pythons. You know, there are a lot of pythons there. But extracting those hormones is not easy and expensive, so although this method is easy to use, we This method is rarely used. But sometimes things can be changed. After many years of exploration, I have mastered a new method to replace expensive hormones. Its principle is somewhat similar to hormones, and it is very easy to use. It’s available at any time, it’s economical and doesn’t cost anything.”
"What is the most economical method?" Everyone asked.
"Although the boa constrictor is huge, it has no vocal cords and is naturally mute, so the boa constrictor cannot make a sound. But it can make a hissing sound, and I learned that the sound the boa constrictor makes at any time is that kind of sound. The terrible hissing sound. Regardless of male or female, I can barely do it!" Dam said proudly.
"What, so powerful?" Everyone didn't believe it.
So Dam put two fingers into his mouth and puffed up his cheeks. After a while, a creepy hissing sound came out from his mouth. When everyone heard it, goosebumps immediately appeared. After climbing several floors, he quickly asked him to stop. Then he shouted, 'Miao Miao Miao! Awesome, awesome!'.
Usually there are countless ventriloquism skills. You can imitate a donkey's bark, imitate a dog's bark, or even imitate a cricket's bray. But this is the first time Principal Wolf has heard of someone imitating a boa constrictor, and imitating it so vividly, as if there is a boa constrictor in front of you. His big mouth opens under his eyelids as if he is ready to devour you. This is really amazing. In addition to admiration, he is more surprised. No wonder this half-ghost guy is so arrogant, it seems that he has some real skills.
"So, I'm going to use this method tonight to confuse it. Captain Du's people will shoot it with a tranquilizer gun on the side. As for the dose, I think it will be enough to numb an elephant. It should be enough, after all, the python is a cold-blooded animal, so the dose may be higher," Dam said.
"But, the scales on the python's body are so hard, can the anesthesia gun penetrate it?" Professor Pan asked again.
"Don't worry, the weakest point of the python is its abdomen, which is relatively soft. But after the python was confused by my voice, it thought it was its partner coming, so its movements must be slow, because it was carefully trying to It has found its partner and is in love. I think Captain Du's people will definitely be able to hit the python at that time. In addition, I have asked Captain Du to temporarily modify the anesthetic needle. The needle, not to mention the python Skin, I think even with fur as thick as an elephant, once the needle is shot, it will probably penetrate three-thirds of the skin!" Dam said confidently.
"However, Mr. Dam, the big snake we met, in addition to making the sound you just made, he can also make sounds similar to the crowing of a rooster, and other terrible sounds. I don't know your method of seduction. Is that okay?" Principal Wolf was still a little worried.
"Hahaha, seduce? A good word! Don't worry, Principal Wolf, Snake Catcher Dam will be able to seduce him tonight! But I hope that guy is a female, otherwise, there will be no sense of accomplishment!" Mu laughed loudly.
His words made everyone present laugh.
"What are you laughing at?" Everyone was laughing, but Liao Mu came in from outside holding up his pants and asked.
"Director Liao, did you fall into the toilet? Why did it take you so long to come back?" Principal Wolf asked with a gritted teeth smile.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm anxious, I'm anxious, I'm laughing at the same time! By the way, how was the discussion you just discussed?" Liao Mu said with a smile.
When Dam heard this, he said his thoughts again. Liao Mu nodded while listening. After listening, he asked: "Professor Pan, the question now is, do you think the python will come out tonight?"
"It's hard to say. After Principal Wolf harassed the python last night, it may have been frightened and may not come out at night. But according to the villagers, every time the python comes out, it will eat the sacrifices, so if it forms With this specific habit, there is no guarantee that he will come out tonight. In addition, according to what Principal Wolf has said in the past two days, this big snake chases people when it sees people. This is somewhat unreasonable logically, because of the hunting habits of pythons. It is usually an ambush, rather than twisting such a big snake body to chase prey. If there is a situation of chasing people, there is probably only one explanation, that is, it is too hungry and has to take the initiative to attack. Therefore, his initiative in coming out tonight The opportunity is very great," Professor Pan explained.
"Okay, then let's just assume that the big snake will come out tonight. Captain Du, you should have nothing to do here. After all, this is about human life, and you can't be careless." Liao Mu asked
"Don't worry, Director Liao, not to mention that python is as big as a sparrow a hundred meters away. If I want to shoot its eyes, I will never shoot its tail!" Du Tiantie, despite his words Not much, but when it comes to bragging, it's quite scary. I don't know if he has such good marksmanship.
"Okay, that's good. As for the amount of anesthesia, it should be fine. If there is any special situation that cannot be controlled, please shoot him immediately!" Liao Mu said.
"Don't worry, although we didn't bring an anti-tank gun, we did bring a powerful long-range large-caliber sniper gun. Its name is 12.7mm jq big sniper, which is super powerful. The bullet of this sniper gun is 12.7x99mm , it is specially made, with a magazine of 5 rounds, the gun weighs 10 kilograms, the gun is 1230 mm long, and the effective range is 1200 meters. When it is fired at the target, it can blow a big hole in the target. For such a python, using such a gun I personally feel that there is no problem at all in dealing with it. If something goes wrong, I can shoot through the python's head immediately with my eyes closed." Du Tiantie described it in a very professional tone.
The conversation between Liao Mu and Du Tiantie made Professor Chen and Professor Pan look at each other. There was nothing they could do about what he said. Originally, if the three Taoist priests had not intervened, they would have had more time. But Tonight is very special. After all, there are eight lives on the scene tonight. No joke. The best ending is that the big snake falls asleep after being shot with the tranquilizer gun and is captured without any help, so everyone is happy.
"Okay, that's the case, Captain Du, do you think we should go to the site to investigate again and find the best shooting point?" Liao Mu asked.
"Well, if it is necessary, we will go there later. Speaking of which, I think, if we use this method to deal with the python, what method will the three Taoist priests use to deal with this big snake? Should they deal with it with bare hands?" Du Tiantie After he finished speaking, he added another sentence.
"Yes, I think the origins of those Taoist priests are not that simple. You see they have strange looks and weird temperaments, and you don't know where Lao Mai invited the practitioner from?" Professor Chen said with some confusion.
"Well, I also think the origins of those three guys are a bit strange. I just asked Village Chief Wang to go to Lao Mai to check. Maybe there will be news later, so let's not worry about him for now. For now, what we have seen for the time being, They were just a bunch of thugs who cheated and cheated. Now, the most important thing is as long as we can complete our mission." Liao Mu said flatly.
"Director Liao, what should we do if they want to cause trouble?" Dam added worriedly.
"Hmph, if they dare to cause trouble, the nature will be completely different. Then, they will have something to look forward to!" Liao Mu snorted heavily.
Although Dam patted his chest and said that he would be able to take away the soul of the big snake, Du Tianzi also boasted that he could hit the big snake almost with his eyes closed. However, when Liao Mu and Du Tianzi arrived, After the person left, he was still feeling uneasy. He even thought that there might be a big drama of a python chasing people tonight. There is an old Chinese saying, no matter good or bad, it can only be three! He, the wolf principal, has already been chased by a python. A person who has passed twice, if he is chased by that ghost again, it will be three times. Since it has been reached three times, will he really be stuffed into the belly of the python? Thinking of this, Principal Wolf became more and more dismayed. At the end of the day, his face also looked a little funny.
Professor Pan and Professor Chen did not go to the mountain pass and stayed in the restaurant drinking tea and chatting. Seeing Principal Wolf's face looking a little strange, Professor Chen asked: "Principal Wolf, are you okay?"
"It's okay, it's okay. I felt a little stuck during the dispute. I'll go check out the mountain pass and take a walk." After saying that, he said hello to the two professors, turned around and went out, heading towards the mountain pass.
"A very interesting young man." Looking at his leaving figure, Professor Pan still said with a smile.