The next day, when Principal Wolf was in class, he had an ugly black plaster on his face. He also had a small patch on the bridge of his nose, like a clown. It was quite funny. Not to mention that Chen Da and Wang both laughed so hard that their backs ached. Even the little guys in the classroom looked at it and exclaimed in unison: "Principal Wolf, why did you dress yourself up like this today? It's so beautiful!"
In order to clarify the facts, Principal Wolf had no choice but to say to the children: "Students, do you know why I became like this?"
The children shouted: "I don't know!"
"Want to know?"
"I think!" They replied neatly and loudly: "Then I tell you, Principal Wolf was bitten by an ugly and fierce tigress!"
"Ah, it's amazing! It's so scary..." The children exclaimed again and again.
"Where did that tigress come from?" the student with a tiger-like head asked curiously.
"This one always comes out of the mountains behind the school, so students, you must not run into the mountains casually, okay?"
"I know!" The little guys answered uniformly.
"Principal Wolf, the tigress bit your face like this, have you ever bitten this big tiger?" The student who just asked the question asked again.
"Classmate Wu Meng, why do you think I would bite this big tiger?" Lang Mo was very surprised.
"Because you are the wolf principal. Since you are the 'wolf' principal, you should be very powerful and very brave. Then, since the big tiger bites you, you should bite it too, even if it means breaking its neck. tail, and then bring the tail back to us to see, that would be great!"
Lang Mo almost fainted! But when the children heard this, they said reluctantly: "Yes, yes, Principal Wolf, when that big tiger comes again, you must bite off its tail!" After hearing this, Wolf Not only did the principal feel faint, he also looked up to the sky and sighed: "Children, you are right. When this tigress appears again, the wolf principal will not only bite off its tail, but also bite off its nose, mouth, and ears." , and then, do you think it’s okay to pull out its teeth?”
"Okay, okay! Principal Wolf is awesome! So awesome!..." the little sparrows in the classroom shouted in unison.
After school in the afternoon, after the children had finished leaving, Chen Da came to Lang Mo's room and said, "Principal Wolf, tomorrow is the weekend. I will go back to the village today and come back on time on Monday morning. What about you, how are you going to spend the weekend?" Lang Mo He smiled and said: "Teacher Chen, of course you and Wang are fine. You have a family and a wife, but I am a single man and it's so far home. What else can I do? I can only stay here in this school!"
Chen laughed and said: "If that's the case, wouldn't you marry a wife earlier? We are a bit poor here, but the girls here are pretty and juicy, with big butts, and giving birth to children is like dumplings. She will definitely be able to help you give birth to as many children as you want. What do you think, Principal Wolf, are you interested in finding a girlfriend? With a companion who can wash your clothes and warm your bed, wouldn't it be easy to pass the time? If you can afford it, I'm Chen Da, maybe I can help you. I'm afraid that you, a great scholar, will look down on our country girl, hahaha." This Chen Da originally called Lang Mowei Lang Principal, but when the child heard it, he was too late Call him 'Principal Wolf', and simply call Lang Mo 'Principal Wolf' together with Wang Du. Lang Mo said hurriedly: "How can I? How could I look down on this big girl from Fenghua Village! Don't tell me, the The girl is much prettier than the girls in the city!"
Chen Dacheng asked: "So, do you have a crush on the girl from that family? Do you want me to help you find a matchmaker?"
"Just kidding, kidding, Teacher Chen, you don't have to take it seriously, but I have to come back to the topic. There are really many beauties in Fenghua Village. I have already seen several of them. This is really hard to imagine?"
"Haha, Principal Wolf, you are dishonest! Yes, do you know why? It's a bit long to say." One sentence immediately aroused Lang Mo's interest. This was exactly what he wanted, because he was also early in the morning. I really want to find out this issue.
As soon as he talked about the origin of the beauties in the village, Chen Da also became energetic, so he sat down on the old chair next to the coffee table in Lang Mo's room. Lang Mo, like a primary school student, put up the old chair next to the desk. The temporary nailed-up square wooden stool was moved to sit opposite Chen Da, the old TV was put aside, and a pot of tea was made. The two drank tea and chatted.
After drinking a cup of hot green tea, Chen Da started talking: "If you want to talk about why this girl in Fenghua Village is so beautiful, we have to start from the time of the Anlu Mountain Rebellion in the Tang Dynasty. An Lushan, I Even if I don’t tell you, you should know that more than half of the Tang Dynasty was destroyed in his hands!"
Lang Mo nodded and said: "Yes, I know that period of history very well!" Lang Mo was right. He was originally a student of the Chinese Department, and his familiarity with history must be better than that of Chen Da. According to history books, this An Lushan was smart and capable since he was a child, and he was proficient in six minority languages. In his youth, he served as a low-level military attache under Zhang Shougui, the governor of Youzhou, and was later promoted to a senior general. He served as governor of Pinglu, Fanyang, and Hedong towns for ten years in Tianbao. He tried his best to please Tang Xuanzong and worshiped Concubine Yang as his godmother, which earned him Tang Xuanzong's trust. He saw that the Tang Dynasty was politically corrupt and its military equipment was lax, so he became rebellious.
In the fourteenth year of Tianbao (755), An Lushan and Shi Siming raised troops in Fan Yang, pretending to pass on a "secret edict" to challenge Yang Guozhong's call, and sent out 150,000 troops, claiming to be 200,000. After hearing about the incident, Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty hurriedly sent a Chang Qing went to Luoyang to recruit troops for defense, and sent Gao Xianzhi to lead troops to garrison Shaanzhou. The two generals were defeated by the rebels and retreated to Tongguan to be executed for Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty. Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty also sent Ge Shuhan to lead an army of 200,000 to guard Tongguan. Tianbao Ten In the first month of the fifth year, An Lushan proclaimed himself emperor in Luoyang, and the country was named Dayan. In June, he broke Tongguan and occupied Chang'an. Tang Xuanzong fled in panic. When he arrived at Maweiyi, the imperial army mutinied, killed Yang Guozhong, and forced Tang Xuanzong to hang himself. Yang Guifei. Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty fled to Chengdu. Prince Li Xiang fled to Lingwu and took the throne as Emperor Suzong of the Tang Dynasty. His reign title was Zide, and he respected Xuanzong as the Supreme Emperor.
After Suzong of the Tang Dynasty came to the throne, he relied on the troops of Guo Ziyi, the military governor of Shuofang, and Li Guangbi, the military governor of Hedong, and mobilized troops from all directions in the northwest to actively prepare for a counterattack. In the south, Zhang Xun and Xu Yuan defended Suiyang, and Lu Jiong defended Nanyang to block the rebels. The southward passage ensured the source of Tang Dynasty's wealth from the Yangtze River and Huaihe River. The rebels looted and massacred everywhere. After entering Chang'an, they also killed and looted on a large scale. People in Guanzhong and other places rebelled, and the rebels suffered defeats in many battles.
In the second year of Zhide, An Lushan was killed by his son An Qingxu, who proclaimed himself emperor. Guo Ziyi took the opportunity and led an army of 150,000 to recapture Chang'an and soon Luoyang. An Qingxu fled to Ye (southwest of Linzhang, Henan today). In the second year of Qianyuan, Shi Siming defeated the Tang army outside Ye City, killed An Qingxu, proclaimed himself Emperor of Dayan, and took advantage of the victory to fall into Luoyang. In the second year of Shangyuan, Shi Siming was killed by his son Shi Chaoyi. The following year, Tang Dynasty With the help of the Huihe soldiers, Luoyang was recaptured. Shi Chaoyi retreated to Hebei and committed suicide. The Anshi Rebellion ended with a total of eight years.
Chen Daguo talked a lot, nothing more than talking about how An Lushan rebelled, how he failed, how he was killed in the end, etc. However, some of what Teacher Chen said was sometimes simply wrong. Ma Zui, he even said that Concubine Yang sent people to kill An Lushan and destroy his body in order to eliminate the evidence of Concubine Yang usurping and treason. When did Concubine Yang send people to kill An Lushan? Kill her. When did she rebel? Lang Mo couldn't laugh or cry.
Perhaps seeing something wrong with Lang Mo's expression, Chen Da stopped his tongue and said, "Do you know where An Lushan's short-lived emperor's son fled to?" It seems that this guy made a lot of sense, and this is what he said. The crux of the matter lies.
Lang Mo asked with a smile: "Where? You won't say that he just escaped to Fenghua Village!" "Smart! He is indeed a scholar! People say that An Xu was killed by the Tang army. In fact, the one who was killed was just him. He was a substitute. He escaped and came here with a group of personal guards, several old and weak ministers, and maids and concubines!" After saying this, Chen Da's face looked quite mysterious. "What happened next? "Although An Xu escaped the catastrophe of being killed, he died soon after arriving at Fenghua Village due to excessive fright and illness."
Lang Mo put his chin in his mouth and continued to ask: "What happens next?" "After An Xu died, only the guards who were as strong as cattle and some concubines, princesses, maids and so on who were as beautiful as gods were left. When they saw the master After being killed, the group was leaderless and in chaos. Of course, some people thought of running away. But most people found that the mountains and rivers here were good and the land was fertile, so they stayed. Then I don’t need to say more about what happened next. Yes! Of course they enter the bridal chamber in pairs. Think about it, among the women who come here from the palace, which one is not brought in after thousands of selections. Which one is not white, tender and beautiful? Then they Of course the next generation will be beautiful. Such good seeds must of course produce beautiful flowers, no matter how beautiful they are! Do you think so? So, from then on, there were many natural beauties in Fenghua Village!"
Lang Mo laughed loudly: 'False, this is just a fallacy! You think, of course it's okay for palace maids, concubines, princesses and the like to be beautiful, but if all those guards are ugly and muscular, how can they give birth to any beautiful women? So? I said, you are making this up! It’s not credible, absolutely not credible!”
Chen Dayi said anxiously: "Everything I said is true! People of the older generation say so, maybe I am a descendant of a certain minister!" Lang Mo smiled even more happily: "Come on, Chen Teacher, no matter what you say, I won't believe it too much. I just think I have gained some knowledge. You didn't see how An Xu died, and neither did I. Let's just treat him as a natural death of old age. , how about it, so creative! Hahaha..." Principal Wolf's smile moved the lump on his eye socket again, and even the plaster moved with it. The pain made him quickly stop smiling.
At this time, Chen Dazhen said rather unconvinced: "Since you don't believe it, I still have a reason to explain why there are so many beautiful women here!"
"Oh. Is there another reason? Tell me! But don't make it up!"
"This is definitely not made up! Have you noticed that almost no one in this village uses mobile phones."
"Yeah, I'm also wondering if people in the village can't afford mobile phones. I don't think so. Nowadays, mobile phones are like toys. They are very cheap and anyone can afford them. Otherwise, there is no signal here? No wonder, when I asked you a few days ago where I could make phone calls, you said there were only public phones here and no mobile phones. I was still puzzled at that time!"
"The first half of your sentence is right, but the second half is wrong. The county's telecommunications bureau erected that so-called... tower on the mountain behind our school a long time ago. Oh, yes, it's a signal transmitter. Tower. But I don’t know what happened. After the tower was established, it was struck by lightning! It was blown to pieces. The telecommunications office did not give up and chose a new address, but things are so strange. No matter where you set it up, whether it is on the mountain, Whether on flat land or by the river, the result was still the same: they were struck by lightning. Three transmitting towers in a row were all destroyed in less than a year. This frightened the telecommunications bureau so much that they no longer dared to throw them into the ravine. Money. But they didn't give up and hired a group of experts to bring a truck full of instruments to work around the village. Then, they came to the conclusion that the magnetic field here was too powerful and could easily cause lightning strikes. , I don’t really understand. But people in several nearby villages don’t believe this. They all think that there must be dragon energy causing trouble here, so they blew up the transmission tower!”
"Dragon Qi, what dragon Qi?"
"Dragon Qi, isn't it the soul of An Xu? After all, he was an emperor for a few days, and of course he can be considered half a true dragon emperor. However, he died unjustly, so his dragon Qi has not dissipated, and he has been on the peak all day long. Hanacun was wandering around in the sky and saw something unpleasant, especially the transmitting tower that was emitting radio waves into the sky all day long, disturbing the normal rest! Of course he had to chop it down! So I said, this place is covered with dragon energy, so naturally it will Full of spiritual energy, those girls develop in so much spiritual energy, it is difficult to think whether they are beautiful or not."
Seeing that he was getting more and more outrageous, Lang Mo quickly stopped his tirade. After chatting for a few words, Quan Dang believed that Chen Dacai went home satisfied.
After Chen Da left, Lang Mo even laughed. What did Chen Da say? It seemed like he wasted his expression again. But he thought to himself: 'It would be better not to have a transmitting tower. Anyway, I don't have one. Money to buy a mobile phone. Well, it's getting late. It seems I should go to Alan's place to take a look. See if Liu Mei has left. If he doesn't leave, what will happen to my little dick? It's really terrible!'