Ye Tian greedily smelled the residual body fragrance in the air, and couldn't help but think to himself, "My character has really exploded this time. What a beauty. What a beauty. If I marry this person and bring him home, I will have to work day and night.
Until the essence is gone and the person dies, and the body is left with no trace of skin."
After a while, there was a sound of footsteps coming from behind. There should be quite a few people who heard this movement. Ye Tian looked back and saw a group of charming girls surrounding an elegant old lady.
He came over here, and the person supporting the old lady was Qian'er, whom Ye Tian missed.
Ye Tian quickly stood up, walked to the old man and bowed, saying, "Junior Ye Tian has met my grandma. I came in a hurry this time and didn't bring you any gifts. Please don't blame me."
The old lady smiled and nodded and said, "Haha, he is indeed a talented young man. No wonder my Qian'er has fallen in love with me. Okay, okay."
"Grandma..." Qian'er shook her grandma's clothes in embarrassment, her coquettish look was so cute.
"Hey, Qian'er is shy." A girl suddenly started teasing the shy Qian'er.
"Humph, I'm ignoring you." Qian'er stamped her feet and turned around in feigned anger.
"Ha--ha--ha--ha--" Everyone in the room laughed, making Ye Tianke really dumbfounded. The smiles of this group of charming girls were really charming.
The old lady also smiled very happily, and let Qian'er play with the girls for a while before she said, "Okay, okay, don't make the distinguished guests laugh, let's sit down and talk." After that, Qian'er supported her.
Arrive at the main seat.
When Ye Tian saw the old man sitting down, he also walked to the edge of the chair he was sitting on just now, sat down inquiringly, and looked at the old man hopefully.
The old lady said, "Well, young man, although my family does not have the rules of matching, my Qian'er is my sweetheart. I don't know how many young masters want to pursue her. I know that Qian'er has always liked to recite poems and make love. I don't know.
Do you know how to compose poetry? If you can't, I can't agree to it, as that will wrong my Qian'er."
"Reciting poems and writing poems is our strong point. The few years of college are not in vain. Although I can't say that I am the leader, I can be regarded as a talented person who has read a lot of poetry." Ye Tian thought narcissistically.
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After pretending to think for a while, Ye Tian said, "Grandma, writing poetry is just a trivial matter. Of course I can do it. How about you give me a random question to test me, so that you don't think I am talking big words." Ye Tianzhi said
The reason why I dare to say this is because, due to his preference for literature in the past few years in college, Ye Tianke has really recited poems a lot. In the five thousand years of Chinese civilization history, he has never published any poems on any subject. Anyway, this is the Demon Locking Tower.
Ye Tian didn't believe they could know what happened in the secular world.
Hearing Ye Tian's words, the old man smiled and nodded and said, "Well, I will test you with the first question to see if you really have real talent and learning. In this way, it is winter now and it is the time when plum blossoms are in full bloom.
, you can write a poem with the theme of plum blossoms."
"Plum blossoms??" Ye Tian stood up, thought for a while and said, "Okay, you guys listen to me."
"In Peach Blossom Temple in Taohuawu, under the Peach Blossom Temple, there is a Peach Blossom Fairy. The Peach Blossom Fairy grows peach trees and picks peach flowers in exchange for wine money.
When you are sober, you just sit in front of flowers; when you are drunk, you come and sleep under flowers. Half-drunk and half-awake day after day, the flowers fall and bloom year after year.
I hope that I will die in old age while spending time in wine, and I don’t want to bow in front of chariots and horses. The chariots and horses are enough to show off their affairs, and the wine cup branches are destined to be hermits.
If we compare the manifest ones to the hermits, one is on the ground and the other is in the sky. If we compare the flowers and wine to the chariots and horses, how busy they are and how idle I am.
Others laugh at me for being too crazy, but I laugh at others because they can’t see through it. There are no tombs of heroes from the Five Tombs, and there are no flowers or wine to cultivate the fields.” A poem by Tang Yin was read perfectly by Ye Tian’s magnetic voice, and he still pretended to be pretentious after reading the poem.
He shook his head and sighed, as if he had really entered the state described by the power.
"Hiss——" Everyone in the room gasped. They had never heard of a poem with such artistic conception. Now that they heard Ye Tian open his mouth and read out such a good poem that can be said to be a masterpiece handed down from generation to generation, they couldn't help but feel...
After being shocked, they all gave Ye Tian a thumbs up.
A strange look flashed across Qian'er's eyes, and she didn't know what she was thinking.
"Pa--pa--pa---" the old man took the lead in applauding and praised sincerely, "Good poem, good poem, profound artistic conception, excellent writing style. It is really the only masterpiece I have seen in my life."
"Thank you everyone -" Ye Tian accepted everyone's praise shamelessly, and thought proudly, could it be a masterpiece? This is a unique work by Tang Yin, the leader of the four great talents.
"Okay, okay, in this case, I believe your literary talent is worthy of my Qian'er, and I can safely leave her to you." The old lady said with a look of relief.
"Haha, wait a minute." Ye Tian suddenly said, "Grandma, since you have passed my test, I would like to read a poem of my own creation and let everyone guess what I want to say. If you guess
You have to figure it out, everyone will be rewarded, but if you can’t guess it, hey, it doesn’t matter, then just give Qian’er a kiss as punishment, how about it??”
"Oh? It's rare for you to be so elegant. It's okay, you can come up with the questions. Anyway, Qian'er will be yours later, so there's nothing wrong with kissing you. But I have to remind you, my Qian'er is extremely smart.
, Nine times out of ten, you will lose." The old man said amiably, as if he really regarded Ye Tian as his grandson-in-law.
Ye Tian smiled mysteriously and said, "Hey, let me see Qian'er's intelligence. Listen up, I'm going to ask a question."
Seeing everyone's interest aroused by him, Ye Tian nodded with satisfaction and said, "I was born in Liu'an in the south of the Yangtze River and lived in Youzhou in the north of the Great Wall. I really expected a golden cup to match the jade pot. Unexpectedly, I, Hu Zou, was accompanied by a matchmaker.
There is a brocade quilt covering his head outside. He takes off his clothes and lets you roam around. He is so handsome and dressed in white flesh. Guess, hehe." After finishing the question, Ye Tian felt so happy. Ten people guessed this question, and eleven of them could guess it.
Wrong thinking.
Sure enough, as Ye Tian expected, everyone in the room blushed immediately after hearing Ye Tian's question. Qian'er even blushed as if she was about to drip blood. She lowered her head and did not dare to look at Ye Tian.
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"You're a shameless disciple," Qian'er said suddenly.
"Hey, Qian'er's words are wrong, why am I so shameless?" Ye Tian said with a playful smile.
"You...you..." Qian'er was so embarrassed that she pointed at Ye Tian and stammered, unable to speak.
Ye Tian showed a successful smile and said, "What am I? I'm talking about zongzi. It's you who got it wrong, hehe."
"Zongzi, it's impossible, why can't we hear it?" Qian'er didn't believe Ye Tian's words at all. How could anyone describe Zongzi so...so...it's mind-blowing.
Ye Tian said innocently, "How is it impossible? Just listen.
Born in Liu'an, Jiangnan, it is said that zongzi was invented in the south.
Living in Youzhou in the north of the Great Wall, it is said that we also have rice dumplings in the north.
I really hope that the marigold will be paired with the jade pot, as glutinous rice is supposed to be made into rice.
Unexpectedly, I wanted to take Hu Zou, which means I didn't expect to use glutinous rice to make rice dumplings.
There is a matchmaker inside, referring to the jujubes inside the rice dumplings.
There is a brocade quilt covering the head outside, which is made of zongzi skin.
Take off your clothes and let you roam, which means you have to peel them off and eat them.
Haojun is dressed in white meat, and he is talking about the white meat in the rice dumplings. What's wrong? Did I say something wrong?" After saying that, he looked at everyone present with a wicked smile.
After listening to Ye Tian's explanation word for word, Qian'er could not understand that she had been tricked by Ye Tian. She immediately blushed with embarrassment, turned around and ran outside.
How could Ye Tian let Qian'er run away? He quickly grabbed Qian'er's little hand and said with a wicked smile, "Hey, Qian'er, you have to be honest. You can't forget the bet we made just now."
." After saying that, he pointed sternly at Qian'er's small mouth and his own mouth, and his shameless nature was fully displayed at this moment.
"Haha, okay, young man, Qian'er will be yours sooner or later, why are you in a hurry?" Just when Qian'er was so embarrassed that she almost found a crack in the ground and crawled in, the old lady promptly said
He spoke out to come to the rescue.
Seeing that the old man had already spoken, Ye Tian was embarrassed to force Qian'er to kiss him at this time. If he didn't leave any shadow, it would be more of a loss than the gain, so he shrugged and said, "Okay, since grandma has spoken,
Then let me let you go for now, but wait until no one is around... Hehe."
Qian'er's head almost dropped to the ground, and she said in a voice that only Ye Tian could hear, "It's up to you later, husband." After saying that, she ran away with a red face.
Ye Tian was so called by his husband that he almost forgot his last name. He stared at Qian'er who was far away from him with hot eyes and almost howled like a wolf.
"Haha, it's getting late, let's eat first." The old lady spoke again.
Ye Tian was stunned when he heard this. He looked outside the house and was surprised to find that the sky outside was really dark. He couldn't help but sigh that time passed too fast.
Soon the sumptuous dinner was brought to the dining table, but the way of eating was a little different. Everyone sat on the floor with a small dining table in front of them, and various sumptuous dishes were delivered to their respective dining tables one by one.
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Ye Tianzhao found a dining table and sat down. Qian'er naturally sat next to Ye Tiantong. What surprised Ye Tian was that there were songs and dances to watch before eating. Ye Tian, who had never seen such a battle before, naturally would not let it go.
Live this rare opportunity.
The dancers were all young girls about the same age as Qian'er, but the scale was a little too big, and the tulle on everyone's body couldn't block the looming spring light.
Ye Tian swallowed hard and couldn't help but sigh, "This is so fucking exciting. Could this be the legendary erotic dance?" From beginning to end, Ye Tian hardly even blinked, as if he was afraid of missing every moment.
Eye-catching opportunity.
Qian'er thoughtfully poured a glass of wine for Ye Tian and brought it to Ye Tian's mouth. Ye Tian took it happily and drank it all in one gulp. He ate delicacies from mountains and seas, drank nectar and jade liquid, and was served by a peerless beauty beside him.
The sky has begun to get carried away.
Soon, Ye Tian became slightly drunk. Looking at Qian'er's slightly raised lips, Ye Tian couldn't control it anymore. He held Qian'er in his arms and slowly moved his face towards her.
In the past, at this moment, everything about Tiandao, Hongjun, and Pangu was all being played with. In Ye Tian's eyes, only the one lying in his arms, slightly closing his eyes, looked like he was ready to taste it.