"Little monk, are you polite? Sister, I want to ask you something!" Lin Qingwan looked at the little monk sitting across the carriage and said angrily.
Originally, she was planning to take a flight back to Tianhai, but due to the weather, the plane was grounded, so she took the train instead. After getting on the train, Lin Qingwan saw the monk in front of her at first sight.
"Hey, little monk, where are you from and where are you going?" Lin Qingwan had asked this question no less than ten times after the train started, but the little monk only answered with four words each time.
"Momitofuku!"
The little monk opened his eyes that were slightly closed. After speaking four words clearly, he closed his eyes again.
This little monk looks to be only sixteen or seventeen years old, with a hint of childishness on his face. Although his appearance is not that handsome and scumbag, he is at least somewhat handsome. His clothes are a bit shabby, and there are a few embroidered ones on them.
Patched Haiqing Yi.
"Momitofu, meditate! Meditate again! The master said that the woman at the foot of the mountain is a tiger. You must hide as far away as possible. But master, why are you so stingy and only gave me two hundred yuan? This
How can I survive in Tianhai?" the young monk thought with great depression.
His name is Pu Yi. He was adopted by the abbot of the temple when he was a child. He lived a pure life in the mountains for sixteen years, but he never got tonsured. The reason was that the master said that he was not finished with the world, so he was sent down the mountain to experience the world and must find himself.
Only if you have a good relationship with Buddha can you come back and truly take refuge in my Buddha.
"Boy, find a woman with a butterfly birthmark on her butt. She will be your destiny. Remember, you must protect her." This was the most repeated sentence by Master before leaving.
"There are so many 'tiger's in the world, and none of them can touch their butts. How can I see them? This woman in front of me keeps talking to me. Could it be that she is my destiny?" Pu Yi thought in his heart.
At that moment, he did something that made Lin Qingwan very embarrassed, because he asked her in front of more than a hundred people in the carriage: "Sister, do you have butterflies on your butt?"
As soon as she said these words, Lin Qingwan was stunned. Not to mention that the little monk asked her if she had butterflies on her butt in front of everyone in the car, but just that sentence of "big sister" was already unbearable for her. After all,
, girls are most afraid of being called old, and this little monk looks not as old as her.
"Sister, who is your eldest sister? I am so old. How do you look at me like a eldest sister? I am only sixteen years old. You are such a bald ass and you call me eldest sister. Do you know if this is the case?
In Tianhai City, I can find a thousand people to slap you in the mouth!" Lin Qingwan immediately started to attack. In fact, she is still a gentle woman, but she can't stand others mentioning her age.
"Momitofu! Master is right, not only can't you look at the tiger's butt, you can't even mention it." Pu Yi immediately lowered his head and stopped talking.
"Oh? You're a sixteen-year-old girl, let me touch it and see, this meat is still elastic!" Just after Lin Qingwan got angry, suddenly there was a gangster with yellow hair next to her.
The guy's hand reached directly under Lin Qingwan's ass. Fortunately, she was wearing jeans. If it were a skirt, this yellow hair would have taken advantage of her.
"Pa!" Lin Qingwan was full of anger and had nowhere to vent her anger. Just like that, a guy came looking for trouble. She immediately slapped Huang Mao, and the clear sound could be heard in the entire carriage.
"Damn it, damn it, you dare to hit me, you know who I am. Damn it, have you heard of my name, Tianhai Huangmao, from Malegebi, but you dare to hit me! I have fucked girls your age every day
, there are eight if not ten, and none of them can serve me comfortably. Today I will fuck you in front of everyone in the car, to act out a real scene!" Huang Mao is naturally not a fuel-efficient lamp, so he speaks
In a moment, Lin Qingwan's top was torn, and with one pull, the black bra she was wearing underneath was exposed.
"Stop, gangster! Help!" Lin Qingwan hugged her body and shouted, but no one around her said a word.
"Scream, the more you scream, the more excited I get! You're also wearing brand-name underwear. Let me see if this little panty is also brand-name!" Huang Mao said, and put his hand into Lin Qingwan's belt.
"Momituofu! Form is emptiness, emptiness is form. Please stop this donor!" Pu Yi suddenly stood up and said.
Huang Mao didn't expect that it was a monk looking for trouble. He immediately let go of Lin Qingwan's hand, turned to look at Pu Yi, and said: "Damn bald donkey, you've got an ordinary mind too, right? It's okay.
After a while, I’ll finish playing, and I’ll give you some fun, so that you and her can have fun too!”
"Shut up!" Pu Yi didn't wait for Huang Mao to finish speaking, and immediately punched him, hitting him on the bridge of the nose. There was a bang, and Huang Mao flew up in the carriage.
The child fell into the crowd three meters away.
"Damn it, if I don't show off my power, you think I'm a sick cat! I'll kill you!" When Huang Mao stood up again, there was a spring knife in his hand, and the blade shone brightly.
I saw Huang Mao rushing over in two or two steps, and stabbed Pu Yi directly in the chest with the knife, fast and fierce. In the eyes of others, this little Huang Mao was still a practicing master.
"Momitofu, if I don't go to hell, who will?" Pu Yi's body was just slightly turned to the side, and the knife was inserted directly into the car seat next to his Hai Qingyi.
At this time, Pu Yi formed a knife with one hand and slashed at Huang Mao's arm. There was only a click, and then Huang Mao screamed in pain. The right hand was considered useless.
"Sin, sin, my Buddha is merciful!" Puyi closed his eyes and recited the sutra.
At this time, a man with a big-brimmed hat came from another car. He must be a policeman on the car. He walked in with a baton and a pistol. At the same time, he shouted with a slightly alcoholic mouth: "What are you doing, what are you doing! I don't even think about it."
Are you taking the bus? Why are you making a fuss? Just sit tight and sit tight!"
When Huang Mao saw the policeman, he immediately rushed over, stood beside him and shouted: "Cousin, this monk hit me, look, my hand is broken!"
"Damn it, you damn bald donkey, you dare to touch my cousin, you must be so tired!" The policeman immediately raised his baton and pointed it at Pu Yi.
"He was the one who molested this eldest sister first, ah, no, it's my lady's fault. As a police officer, why don't you ask questions about everything?" Pu Yi said to the police officer who was his cousin.
"Fuck you, I'm the biggest on this train. If I say you're guilty, you're guilty. If you keep making excuses, I'll call you right away and make sure you can't get out of the train station. It depends on you or the fucking government!" said the policeman.
Those words made the surrounding passengers afraid to speak out any more.
"No wonder Master said that the foot of the mountain is a place where demons gather. It turns out that the old man asked me to come down the mountain to slay demons. Momitofu! I will go on a killing spree today!" Puyi raised his head to the sky and bowed three times.
"Cousin, stop talking nonsense, let's fight!" Huang Mao didn't finish his words. He was hit by Puyi on the nose again. This time he not only flew more than four meters away, but also flew from two people at the same time.
There was also a long trail of blood coming out of the nostril.
"Cousin, it's crazy..." Before the policeman raised his baton, he found that Pu Yi had snatched it from his hand. Then he was hit on the forehead by his own baton, and his legs went weak and he knelt on the ground.
, and then a stream of heat flowed down his forehead.
"Blood! You fucking bald donkey, you really don't want to live anymore!" When the policeman saw the blood, he no longer cared about discipline, so he pulled out the gun from his waist and shot Pu Yi.
But at this time, the baton in Pu Yi's hand hit his arm again. Only a gunshot was heard, and the entire carriage went silent. A long scratch appeared on the ground. Follow this scratch.
, only to find that the bullet turned into a ricochet and hit Lin Qingwan on the shoulder.
Seeing that the shot was not accurate, the police officer was about to shoot Pu Yi again, but this time Pu Yi's right knee flew up and hit the police officer's face. Then the drunk guy shot
The ground rolled backwards and rolled like a ball into the bathroom at the end of the carriage.
As soon as Pu took care of these two guys, he immediately won the applause of the entire carriage, but he still looked at Lin Qingwan immediately and checked her injuries.