Chapter 85 The poor monk is certainly not a normal person
"Transcendence? Enlightenment?" At this moment, Lan Jun became even more angry, and his face began to change erratically. However, Pu Yi's next words made his changing face turn pale in an instant.
He stood up and said, "Momituo Buddha, for the sake of the blue army donor being so enlightened, I will do a good deed and reluctantly help you."
After Pu finished speaking, he picked up the small pistol in his hand again and pointed the muzzle directly at Lan Jun's head.
"Plop~~"
This time, Lan Jun finally couldn't bear it anymore and knelt directly on the ground, his whole body began to tremble. At this moment, he had realized that Pu Yi was really a madman. If he was not a madman, how could he be in the police station?
A madman would definitely dare to shoot him after doing such an extremely arrogant thing. Pu Yi had already proved this fact with his actions.
Under the threat of death, Lan Jun suddenly couldn't bear it anymore and began to compromise. His nerves could no longer withstand such torture and almost collapsed.
"Ah, don't, I was wrong, please spare me!"
"Grandpa, you are my grandfather. I have offended you because I am so young. I swear, I will never offend you again, nor will I dare to pester Officer Song again."
Under fear, Lan Jun started to speak incoherently. He crawled on the ground and begged Pu Yi for mercy. At this time, he seemed to have forgotten the pain in his body.
"Uh~~" Depuyi was a little embarrassed by this scene, "Momituo Buddha, the donor of the Blue Army, are you mentally ill? Are you mentally ill?"
"The kid is not sick, oh, no, the kid is not sick. Every word he said comes from the heart. Uncle Pu, Grandpa Pu, please let me go." It seems that the Blue Army is really scared, and
It’s really hard for such a super playboy. When has he ever been so embarrassed like a dog?
"Hey, since you're not sick, what's your name?" Pu Yi was a little unhappy, "When did I become your uncle and grandfather? Is I that old?"
"Uh~~" At this time, the Blue Army almost wanted to hit the wall. Who is this person? I think you are the only one who is sick! But he didn't dare to say these words to death. Subconsciously, he
Then he changed his title, "Brother Pu, I~~"
However, his words were interrupted again by Pu Yi, who was still extremely dissatisfied, "Who is your big brother? Please stop yelling!"
"Brother Napu~~"
"Momituo Buddha, who is your brother?"
The Blue Army was about to collapse. If he hadn't lost his combat effectiveness now and had seen how powerful Pu Yi was, he would have really wanted to fight Pu Yi to the death.
Let me call you, what should I call you? You are pretending to be a grandson like this, and you are so indifferent. It is simply a naked humiliation. Lan Jun cursed Pu ten million times in his heart.
"Pu Yi Donor, I was wrong. You have to use your strength to spare me." After a pause, Lan Jun's mind flashed and he finally thought of the words.
"Spare you? Momita Buddha, I said to the donor, it seems that you are really ill. This poor monk is doing a good deed. This is for your own good. How can you say that?" Pu Yi said earnestly again.
corrected him, "Okay, it's getting late. I'd better save you as soon as possible. Go and be reincarnated as soon as possible. I hope you will do something good in your next life and stop being so stubborn in this life."
After Pu Yi finished speaking, he didn't bother to continue talking nonsense with the Blues. He directly pulled the safety and then tried to pull the trigger.
"That's enough!" But at this moment, a cold voice of anger suddenly came to his ears, "I said, are you finished yet?"
"Police sister, is this poor monk helping you? This scoundrel is stubborn. If this continues, you will be in danger." Pu Yi looked at Song Xiaqiu, who was full of anger, feeling a little aggrieved and a little innocent at the same time.
"If you kill him here, I will be in greater danger." Song Xiaqiu glared at Pu Yi's innocent face and almost wanted to slap him, "Do you know who he is? Do you know this is
Where? Do you know what you are doing now? You are breaking the law, do you know that?"
Song Xiaqiu stared at Pu Yi and asked "do you know" several times in a row, feeling like she hated iron for not being able to become steel.
"Momituo Buddha." Pu Yi became even more innocent. At the same time, he also felt extremely wronged. He even wondered if the police sister had lost her mind. Otherwise, why would she ask such an idiot question? However,
Although Pu Yi felt aggrieved, he still answered Song Xiaqiu's question, "Sister Police, I know his name is Lan Jun. Isn't this the police station? Oh, no, it's your office, Sister Police."
After that, without waiting for Song Xiaqiu to speak, Pu Yi started to speak again, "Didn't the poor monk say that he wanted to save the blue army donor? The poor monk is doing a good deed. How can you say that the poor monk broke the law?" He said
Somewhat puzzled and full of doubts on his face.
"You! Transcend? You can do it if you want to? Who do you think you are?" Song Xiaqiu really couldn't bear it anymore and started to roar at Pu Yi, "The Blue Army broke the law and our police will take care of it. When will it be our turn?"
Have you come to transcend?"
"Police sister, this poor monk is a divine monk. As a qualified divine monk, this kind of salvation of all sentient beings and salvation of the world is my responsibility." Puyi explained patiently with a wronged face, and the reason
It also seemed extremely sufficient, "You police officers are all useless trash. They only dare to point their guns at those kind people. It is difficult to maintain world peace by relying on them."
Oh my God, God, Lord, Amen, Jesus, Jade Emperor, Tathagata, Gods above, let's put a pi and kill this abominable guy.
Song Xiaqiu was so angry that she was about to explode. She wanted to beat Pu Yi violently and dissect his head to see what kind of things he had in his mind. Why was he different from normal people and full of weird things?
Something, but she is no match for Pu Yi.
"You are simply a super psycho, a super lunatic." Song Xiaqiu's chest heaved violently, "You still want to maintain world peace? I think you can only make the world chaotic. I really don't know what is in your crazy mind.
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"Police sister, you are wrong again. The poor monk is not a super psychopath, nor is he a super madman. The poor monk is a divine monk. He is a unique divine monk. With the poor monk here, how can the world be in chaos?" Pu Yi
I felt a little depressed and unhappy. Did the police officer have a problem with her ears? She clearly said that she was a divine monk, so why did he insist on saying that he was a psycho?
"In short, you are not a normal person. There is no lunatic like you among normal people." At this time, Song Xiaqiu once again experienced the power of Pu Yi, and she no longer knew what to say.
"Of course the poor monk is not a normal person. The poor monk is a divine monk. How can a normal person compare with the poor monk? The poor monk is unique." Who knows that Pu Yi did not refute this time, and even agreed with it deeply.