Shi Lei caught the opportunity to fight back and immediately pointed at Long Ruohai with the chopsticks in his hand and said: "Let me tell you, brother, if you want to be an upright official, don't be polite to your elder brother when it comes to food and drink. The salary you get,
How many times do you have to go to restaurants? We have agreed here today that if you have any entertainment, just charge it to my account."
He turned his head and said something to Sha Huaizhong who was watching and laughing.
"The same is true for you. Only when you don't take others and don't use others can you stand straight and speak loudly."
"Yes, yes. You all have to be upright officials. Only then will the elder brother and sister-in-law's faces be bright." Sister-in-law Shi was also a husband and wife, and immediately followed the instructions. She didn't see her husband's stance on bloodletting at all, but felt that
An expression of physical pain.
"What the elder brother said makes sense. I can be considered a farmer entrepreneur. Count me in, okay? You can't just let the elder brother show off here." Tang Jianjun also expressed his position later.
However, he said it more humorously, which made everyone at the table laugh out loud "Ha, ha, ha--".
After a few glasses of wine, everyone started talking nonsense.
Due to his poor official career, Sha Huaizhong was always taciturn and reclusive in front of others. At this time, his true colors were revealed, and he first told a joke about the cadres inspected by the organizational department.
The joke is about a cadre who was about to be transferred to another place, and the local people unanimously tried to persuade him to stay. This incident attracted the attention of the organizational department. It is always said that this person is very greedy, but it seems that the facts are wrong. How come there are so many corrupt officials?
The people were reluctant to let him go? The leaders were determined to launch an investigation.
"Guess what the result will be?" Sha Huai was confused and stopped mid-sentence.
"What's there to guess? That official is an upright official. In the past, when people were said to be corrupt, it was always because of someone's fault." The outspoken sister-in-law spoke first.
Tang Jianjun disagreed with his sister-in-law's opinion and retorted: "No, no. If he is really an upright official, it is not a joke."
"You are such a person, even if you tell a joke, you can't tell the truth." Sha's wife in his arms became angry with her husband.
"That's right, these officials just don't speak readily." Shi Lei took the opportunity to add insult to injury.
Next, several other people also expressed their dissatisfaction.
Under everyone's bombardment, Sha Huaizhong did not dare to delay any longer and quickly revealed the answer to the mystery.
It turned out that the local people had been ruined by this corrupt official and were worried that another corrupt official would be brought in. They said that they had finally fed this corrupt official, so instead of another hungry tiger, it was better to just raise this one.
After all, it is a pig that has been fed, so its appetite is smaller and it will eat less. At least, the eating appearance should be better. Everyone did not laugh like they did just now, but nodded in sympathy.
"I mean, you are considered a powerful person. You are a cadre who investigates cadres, and you are a person who can control those corrupt officials. You, when you see such corrupt officials, don't show mercy. You will harm the people.
Guys, just take them all down." Shi Lei persuaded him quickly.
"Shit, who am I to be a powerful person? You can only investigate the cadres who are asked to be investigated. No matter how big the problem is and how strong the public's reaction is, it is useless for those cadres who are not allowed to be investigated. Don't take the Discipline Inspection Commission seriously.
How great. The people here can only make fuss according to the circles drawn by those high officials."
"What Third Brother said makes sense. Like some people in our bureau, the problem is clearly there, who dares to investigate? There are people above them to protect them." Long Ruohai had the same feeling.
"They can do this, but we can't tell the truth. Didn't I just tell the truth twice and make our head of the family who has a dirty butt unhappy, so I sit on the bench all day like now?"
Sha Huai may have had a lot of simmering resentment, and he rarely complained.
"Drink, drink. Don't talk about these official things." Tang Jianjun quickly changed the topic.
Everyone knew that Sha Huaizhong was not in good condition, so of course they would not talk about these uncomfortable topics. A few of them focused on drinking.
A few grown men were drinking together, of course, it was very exciting. In addition, it was hard for the wife to displease her husband in front of others, so no one made a discordant sound.
As he drank and drank, Long Ruohai realized that something was wrong with the situation.
The three brothers intentionally or unintentionally pointed the finger at themselves, and they were almost fighting in turns. One moment they congratulated themselves on their move to a new house, the next they wished themselves a better career, and then they wished themselves a son soon.
All the guests came, and of course they had to drink happily. Long Ruohai knew in his heart that it was hard to talk with his mouth, so he could only deal with the three brothers' persuasion to drink carefully.
Not long after, my sister-in-law discovered this situation.
She immediately stood up and spoke out: "I said you three brothers shouldn't torture people like this. Xiaolong doesn't have children yet, so he should drink less. Chanjuan finally came here, but you brothers are bullying people like this.
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Turning around, he spoke to Long Ruohai again: "Xiaolong, I am not the sister-in-law talking about you. Before Chanjuan is pregnant, you should not smoke cigarettes and drink less alcohol. You must be responsible for the next generation. You guys.
They are all educated people, and they know more about these things than I do."
The sister-in-law's words made Chanjuan blush, and Long Ruohai had no choice but to obey obediently. How could the sister-in-law be such a down-to-earth person!
Under such circumstances, it was hard for him to tell that Juanmei was pregnant. Otherwise, no one could stop him from drinking tonight. He must have walked straight in and lay down to go out.
Being stopped by Sister-in-law Shi, the brothers could no longer make trouble for Long Ruohai to drink.
Tang Jianjun rolled his eyes and patted Long Ruohai on the shoulder. "Brother, you caught a lot of people selling sex this time. Can you tell us a story? I'll mention the conditions first.
, if it has to be colorful, it can’t contain dirty words.”
After the conditions were put forward, Tang Jianjun himself also laughed. When people are asked to tell dirty stories, they are not allowed to use the word "dirty". This is not deliberately making things difficult, so what is it?
To tell these stories, Long Ruohai really has something in his stomach. If you pick any one of them, it will be a topic that makes people laugh. But he can't tell it. It involves the face of the person involved. If it is spread, it will cause trouble.
trouble.
When he thought about it, he also thought of a story told by 'Little Zhuge'.
"I won't tell local stories because it won't be good for people to hear. If something happens, it won't be easy to tell. I'll tell you a story I heard when I was working in the criminal police detachment. Do you think it's okay?"
"Okay, as long as you meet my conditions." Tang Jianjun did not add any new conditions.
"Xiaolong, this second brother of yours is not a good person. Look at the way he is a teacher, it will be difficult for him to pass this test." Shi Lei quickly reminded him.
"At the end of the year before last, our Gu detachment leader was promoted to a full-time detachment leader and became a deputy division cadre. A few of us went to congratulate the old man. The 'little Zhuge' in the team was the most naughty. Taking advantage of Gu Zhi's happy opportunity, we talked to him
The old man made a joke."
Shi Lei interrupted and said: "I have seen your 'little Zhuge' before. He is not an ordinary naughty one. Only you, Xiaolong, can subdue him."
"'Little Zhuge' said that the public security department had arrested a group of prostitutes selling prostitutes, and he went to help with the investigation. When examining a woman who prostituted prostitutes, he asked them, are you a virgin?"
"Isn't this nonsense? How can a woman who does that kind of business be a virgin?" Mrs. Shi quickly expressed her opinion.
"You police officers are a bit stupid." Sha Huaizhong also expressed his opinion.
Long Ruohai ignored him and continued: "After hearing the question, the woman smiled and asked, 'How do you want me to answer this question?'" Xiao Zhuge asked her to tell the truth. The other party smiled and said: "Say."
I am a virgin, and I am in the flesh business. If I am not a virgin, I have never been married, and I have never given birth to a child. In this way, I am considered a deputy virgin.'"
After Long Ruohai finished telling the story, he ate the food without saying a word.
The people present did not react for a moment and were all stunned. Sister-in-law Shi even opened her mouth and asked: "If you ask about virginity properly, how can you get involved in something like a virgin?"
When she asked this question, she woke up several grown men present.
Shi Lei laughed so hard that he slapped the table, pointed at Long Ruohai's nose and laughed and cursed: "You idiots, you actually compared the detachment leader to a woman selling sex."
He made it clear what he said, and of course everyone present understood it. Sister-in-law Shi laughed out her tears, while Chanjuan and the other two sisters-in-law covered their mouths. Seeing their trembling bodies, they couldn't help but laugh.
I know I'm trying my best not to laugh.
Tang Jianjun said with emotion: "Xiaolong, you have met a good leader. The detachment leader who can make you joke like this is definitely good to you. No wonder you arrived in Ningbei, this
The old man still has to come here to help you support your appearance."
"Of course. Captain Gu has not said anything about how good he is to me. Of course he will do his best to help and support me in my work. If you don't believe me, just ask Chanjuan." After hearing the second sentence,
When Brother mentioned Gu Zhongtian, Long Ruohai smiled confidently.
Ye Chanjuan also quickly followed and nodded, supporting Brother Long's opinion.
"Okay, okay. No more nonsense like this. You are the eldest brother, can't you be a good leader? If you want to say something, just say something serious." Sister-in-law Shi finally stopped herself.
She smiled. Seeing that Shi Lei was trying to encourage him to continue telling these stories, she knew that Ye Chanjuan had a tender face, so she quickly spoke to stop him.
When Shi Lei heard his wife stop him, he immediately found another topic. He turned to Tang Jianjun and smiled: "Jianjun, you are the only one among us who has seen the world. Tell us what it's like to go abroad.
?”
After listening to Shi Lei's introduction, Long Ruohai learned that his second brother had opened a Western restaurant a few days ago. Invited by the Hong Kong shareholders of the park, he visited Hong Kong, Singapore, Malaysia and Thailand.
"What's there to say? It's such a big place, and you can reach the edge in just a few steps. It's really a small place, and it's not as big as our province in total." Tang Jianjun shook his head indifferently.
Seeing everyone's disbelief, he continued: "Besides, I don't understand the language, and I don't understand what I'm talking about. Others are Gulu, I'm a plop, others are moving their mouths, and we are moving our heads. It doesn't make sense. I won't care next time.
If anyone invites me to go again, I won’t go.”
Everyone became happy when they heard it. They grunted, plopped, moved their mouths, and moved their heads, but they didn't understand what it meant.