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Chapter 75 Banquet Joke

Everyone in the Public Security Bureau knew that it was Mayor Xu's strong recommendation that made Long Ruohai the deputy captain. This news was not kept secret, and to Kuang Chaoqun, it was not even a secret.

As the secretary of the Municipal Party Committee Secretary, it is definitely a basic task to always pay attention to and master the leadership trends of the people he serves at the same level. After Mayor Xu’s impromptu speech at the Public Security Bureau, he also learned about the relationship between the two.

relation.

It is unrealistic to ask Xu Pengcheng to come forward in this matter. Needless to say, he and Xiang Kan are not on the same line. Even if they are in the same trench, it is unrealistic for such a big shot to go to Long Ruohai. At this time,

, which showed Kuang's outstanding ability to do things. As soon as he rolled his eyes, he thought of Xu Wenjie's card.

Kuang Chaoqun is not enthusiastic about this intercession task. This kind of abuse of power for personal gain and bending the law is like a quagmire. If it is not done well, the people involved will be covered in stinky mud. What's more important is that

This situation is difficult to explain. If it were easy to explain, based on the reputation of those involved in the case, there would have been no need for me to bother myself.

Although there is no hint to the secretary, he still cannot stay out of the matter and must actively participate. Sometimes the instructions given to the wife are more important than the instructions of the secretary himself. More importantly, this intercession must be used as his own

Personal action. Once there is any trouble, you must have Dong Cunrui's spirit of sacrificing himself to blow up bunkers and sacrifice yourself.

To be a secretary to a leader is to be able to think about what the leader thinks and worry about what the leader is anxious about. When the critical moment comes, you must also sacrifice yourself for the leader. Only such subordinates can be used by the leader with confidence. Just like the intercession action at this time,

How could Secretary Xiang not know! But if things really went wrong, he could just push it away.

Kuang Chaoqun was still able to coordinate the behind-the-scenes activities and planning in the past few days. Even if he fulfilled his responsibilities, he would definitely not be able to do so today. With clear instructions from his wife, he had to move even if he did not move.

Besides, when interceding, one must also pay attention to status. When the official is senior, it is inconvenient to speak. When the official is junior, people will not give him face. Among all the people, he is the most suitable. It can be said that it is big or small, and it is not small.

More importantly, he is a leadership secretary who cannot be underestimated.

Kuang Chaoqun was fully prepared for the success or failure of this trip. He was not prepared to completely help Xiang Rong get away with the crime. When you assess the situation, you will find that this is an impossible goal. Needless to say, a deputy captain like Long Ruohai

, not even Lu Guanggan can take on this responsibility.

Besides, if the matter is too big, it will be difficult to step down. After all, it is a case with such a huge impact, and there are so many prominent figures involved. If someone exposes the matter, he will definitely become a scapegoat.

As long as Xiang Rong can be moved back a few places in the ranking of defendants, it will be the greatest success. The invited legal experts also believe that this idea is a more realistic idea. The public's attention is mainly focused on the former

Three defendants. If he could be moved to four or five, the lighter sentence would not be noticeable.

Kuang Chaoqun looked at Long Ruohai from the corner of his eye. He wondered how this police officer from a grassroots family would treat his lobbying. He was also from a peasant family and knew the hardships of an official career. Every step forward, he would have to pay more than others.

Work hard. You are often more eager than others to seize opportunities.

"Don't drink boringly all the time. What's the point of drinking like this? Let me tell you, can everyone tell a joke? It must be colorful. If there is no color, you will be fined." Xu Wenjie's suggestion broke the contemplative situation on the table.

.Before this, although several people were coming and going to toast each other, it did seem a bit dull because they all had their own thoughts.

Some people like this proposal and some are annoyed by it. Kuang Chaoqun frowned. After all, it was dog meat that could not be brought to the table. Just when he was about to intervene in the topic, he came all of a sudden. At this time, the situation could only go with the flow.

Next. If you insist on reversing the course, it will not be beautiful. He shook his head helplessly.

Long Ruohai was overjoyed, "Xu Dama Bang, Xu Dama Bang, you finally saved the day. It's a good thing for everyone to tell some jokes and delay the situation for a while to save both parties from embarrassment."

Although he rarely tells jokes that are inappropriate for children, he is not an ignorant scholar. After all, he has followed Xu Wenjie many times, and he is familiar with those stories. A policeman does not have much knowledge in this area.

That's a small amount.

It has become a fashion to tell some dirty jokes at the banquet table. This is true for ordinary people, and even more so for officials. And the older the official, the more ferocious the jokes. The more women are present, the more serious the jokes.

It's doubly powerful. They always talk to the opposite sex until they blush. Only those who are officials can find happiness.

In addition, some women are obviously embarrassed to listen, and they will even pretend to 'temper' you. In fact, they have stretched their ears and listened with great interest. This also increases the enthusiasm of these men to say dirty things.

"Come on, let's have a glass of wine first. Let's start with Young Master Xu. I'll say it first. You can't make people laugh. You'll have to drink as a penalty." Liu Qiang has the most positive attitude. He also knows that this is to break the deadlock in front of him.

The best way. But he also knew that those who come are not good, and those who are good will not come. How can people give up after launching such a big battle?

When Xu Wenjie heard that everyone readily accepted his proposal, he grinned happily. He was not polite and started talking. "There was a Mr. Wang who was on a business trip and saw a turtle that he liked very much, so he bought it.

When he got on the plane, the security personnel refused to allow him to take the turtle with him. He was very angry, but he had no other choice. The guy got smart and put the turtle into his crotch and took it on the plane.

After Mr. Wang sat firmly on the plane, he thought about the turtle again. He was afraid that the turtle would be suffocated to death, so he unzipped his pants and let out the turtle's head. Every time the stewardess passed by, she would keep turning her head to look.

Non-stop.

Mr. Wang was still a little resentful that the security personnel refused to let the turtle get on the plane. At this time, he said to the stewardess impatiently: Look, what are you looking at? Haven’t you seen it? The stewardess blushed and said: This thing

I've seen it a lot. But this is the first time I've seen a guy with long eyes like you!" As soon as Xu Wenjie finished speaking, Liu Qiang said jokingly: "Young Master Xu, I really didn't expect that you

She's so powerful. She actually has eyes. Your wife is lucky. Haha." After saying this, everyone at the table laughed. No need to talk nonsense, everyone drank a glass of wine together.

Liu Qiang did not refuse and continued to talk. Nowadays, it has become fashionable to talk dirty words at the banquet table. As the head of the tax inspection section, Liu Qiang certainly has many opportunities to enter and leave banquet venues. These stories

To him, it's just a piece of cake.

He said: "A woman asked her lover: Guess, what do we women like most in men? What is big? What is thick? What is hard?"

When Xu Wenjie heard this, he opened his mouth and said, "That's not easy to answer. I just want to bow down to you." Liu Qiang ignored him and continued, "That man thinks the same as Mr. Xu. In front of women, you can't be like us.

The young master was so rude. He had no choice but to smile, his face flushed, and he was speechless.

The woman couldn't answer when he heard him, and when she saw him like this again, she knew that the other party had something evil in mind. She angrily cursed: Idiot! Let me tell you, she likes men who are rich and powerful!?"

After saying this, everyone laughed. They attacked Xu Wenjie together, saying that he was a gangster who only thought about evil things. In the end, they forced him to drink a glass of wine as punishment.

"A young man saw a beautiful woman on the bus with her collar opened very low, revealing her love. He was also bored, so he started to tease her. He joked: 'It's really a place where peach blossoms are in full bloom.'

.

That beautiful woman was not a good person either. After hearing this, she lifted up her skirt and said: "There is still a place to give birth to you and raise you." Kuang Chaoqun? He is also amazing. He often follows the leader, and of course he sees

He is a well-informed person. When a joke comes out, of course everyone will drink together.

"You're the only one left, come on, come on, come on. I'm telling you, don't try to play tricks today. Hey, if you can't satisfy me, you're going to drink." Xu Wenjie lost no time in threatening Long Ruohai.

Long Ruohai always smiled in response to his threats and didn't take them seriously. But at this time, he still had to give him face. This guy was good in this way. As long as his friends helped him support his appearance, he would say anything.

Easy to say. "Okay, okay. I'll just talk about the last one to save you from being annoying all the time. You all can tell me, right?"

"Two teachers from the history department got married, and they were both married for the second time. After entering the bridal chamber, the couple had a good time, and they proposed to make couplets for their newlyweds' pleasure. The female teacher made the first couplet first.

, said with a smile: The night attack on Pearl Harbor, the beauty was frightened (essence).

Then he urged the male teacher to read the second couplet. When the male teacher heard this, he thought happily, it’s too simple. He opened his mouth and said: Two atomic bombs, Japan and Germany will surrender. After saying this, the couple looked at each other, smiled, and shouted in unison.

He said: World War II!"

After Long Ruohai finished telling his joke, Xu Wenjie laughed so much that he shed tears. He pointed at his buddies with his finger and cursed with a smile: "You are a man with ink in his belly. He would be like Confucius when he told such a dirty joke."

That thing is the same - very literary.

Don't think about it, I still don't know what you are talking about. Okay, okay. Are you little girls satisfied? Get out of here. I won't make any more mistakes. Let's talk.

The director talks about business."

What was supposed to come would still come, Long Ruohai sighed deeply.


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