After eating and drinking, he began to think about how to escape from here.
You can't do anything if you stay in this little dark room, and it's very likely to cause schizophrenia.
It seems that the first thing to do is to get out of the dark room and then think about the long term.
Shui Xi brought the food to the room. After he reluctantly ate a few mouthfuls, he said: "Shui Xi, I stay in this small dark room every day and get bored to death. You can talk to your mother and let me out."
?"
Shui Xi shook her head in despair: "I have told my mother many times, but she won't allow me to let you out. She said that if I let you out, you will run away, and her 10,000 yuan will be wasted.
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He sighed, knowing that if he refused to give in, Chen Famo would never let him out, so he planned to retreat in order to advance: "Shui Xi, can you ask your mother to come in? I have something to tell her.
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Shui Xi nodded and walked out.
After a while, Chen Meiyu walked in with a black face.
"You brat, why did you ask me to come in?" She kicked his body with his legs crossed leisurely.
"Oh, the bad girl is here. It's so touching." He was so excited that he quickly stood up, hugged one of her legs and shouted: "You little girl, lock me in this little dark room."
I've been here for so long that I'm almost suffocated and almost mentally ill. Please let me out. I'll listen to you in everything and I won't dare to do anything wrong with you anymore."
After saying that, he secretly smeared saliva on the corners of his eyes and cried.
"It's not easy, you kid finally gave in." She said with a proud smile on her face.
He nodded like he was pounding garlic.
"It's just that you are a very cunning kid. Who knows whether what you say is true or false. To prevent you from cheating, I'll lock you up for 10 years and let you out after 8 years." After that, she
She glared at him and left.
"Young girl, don't be so cruel." He yelled and hugged her legs tightly: "Everything I said is true. As long as you let me out, I will definitely listen to you. I will never
I will have the desire to escape again, and I have the word 'buy' carved on my arm, so I can't escape from the island."
Seeing that her expression relaxed, he continued: "In fact, after getting along with Shui Xi during this period, I found that although she is a bit silly, she is very kind and gentle. It will be good to have such a wife in the future. I will adopt her as a child."
Just be an adopted son, I admit it."
"Do you really think so?" she asked with her eyes wide open.
He nodded: "Yeah, she said she had a high fever when she was a child and her brain was burned out. She was not born a fool. I think she is so unfortunate and pitiful. It's really heartbreaking."
In order to make the performance realistic, he pinched his thigh hard, and his eyes turned red from the pain and burst into tears.
Seeing that his expression was indeed sad and not pretending, she finally said: "Okay, I can let you leave the dark room, but you have to agree to three conditions. If you fail to meet any of the conditions, you will
Keep staying here."
Huh, even if I agree to 100 conditions, as soon as he leaves this dark room, he will definitely find a way to escape.
"Tell me, what are the three conditions?"
"One: Protect Shui Xi and don't allow others to bully her. If she has a scar on her body, I will take it back from you; Two: Play with Shui Xi to make her happy every day; Three
:Because you will be Shui Xi’s husband in the future, you must start exercising from now on, and you will be responsible for all the housework in the future.”
"What? All the housework is done by me?" He opened his eyes wide and screamed. He has grown so big that the maid even handed him the chopsticks for eating, but he has to do all the housework?
God, please come and strike down the evil girl who harmed the flowers of our motherland!
"Of course, if you don't exercise since you were young, how will you be able to take good care of Shui Xi in the future."
"Haha." He snickered: "You bad girl, you want me to play with Shui Xi and do housework. Don't you think your words are contradictory?"
"It's not a contradiction. You can play with Shui Xi after you finish your housework." She smiled so hard with her big face.
"Hehe, hehe~~" He had a stiff smile on his face, but he was actually on the verge of going berserk, his fingers scratching the ground hatefully.
"Looking at your expression, you don't seem very happy!" She said with a thick eyebrow.
"No, no, you are wrong, I am very happy, very happy!"
As a result, he was finally ‘released’ after serving his sentence.
As a result, he was very tragic.
"Wash, cut, and chop this dish." She ordered. Seeing a small figure coming in, she wondered: "Shui Xi, what are you doing here?"
"Mom, let me help my little husband with the housework."
"Xiao Xi, be good and wait for a while to cool down, okay?"
"No, I want to help my little husband with the housework. With so much housework, my little husband will be very tired after finishing it."
"Xixi, I asked him to do housework to exercise him. His body is just right, but his constitution is very weak. He needs to do more housework to fully recover. Mommy does this for his own good, so don't hinder mommy from exercising him.
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Upon hearing this, Shui Xi nodded quickly: "Yeah, mom, then you have to do more housework for my little husband."
While listening to the idiotic conversation between mother and daughter, the corners of his lips twitched, and by accident, he cut his hand with a knife: "Oops!"
"Oh my God, my little husband's fingers are bleeding. Mom, don't let me cut vegetables." Xiao Xi exclaimed.
"Xiao Xi, just put a band-aid on such a small wound and it will be fine. You always hope that his body will recover as soon as possible. Can he play with you?"
"Yeah!" Shui Xi nodded repeatedly and quickly ran into the room to find a band-aid.
Chen Meiyu raised her thick eyebrows proudly at Ling Muze.
Immediately, their eyes met, thunder from the sky struck and fire from the earth shone out in all directions.
In the end, he turned all his anger into motivation, imagining the cabbage as Chen Meiyu's big pie face, and frantically cut and chopped: "Bang, bang, bang, ah!"
The fingers covered with three band-aids were as thick as carrots, but his cupping did not stop because of this, and he continued to work hard.
Make a fire and cook!
After a lot of effort, he finally lit a ball of dry leaves, but when he saw that the fire was about to burn his hands, he quickly threw away the ball of dry leaves and dropped it into the pile of leaves, where it suddenly started to burn.
"Oh my God, it's on fire!" He ran out crawling on the ground.
Chen Meiyu, who was sleeping leisurely in the house, immediately got up when she heard the shout and rushed to the kitchen.
When she saw the smoke billowing from the kitchen and the place where the dry leaves were piled was burning, she quickly brought a large bucket of water from the yard to pour it on.
The fire was extinguished in time.
She glanced angrily at Ling Muze, whose face was dark and completely stunned, standing stupidly at the door.
"You damn boy, you almost burned down the house. Let's have braised shredded human meat for lunch today!" She roared, picked up a bamboo pole and walked towards him.
"Oh my God, we're going to kill someone." He realized and ran away quickly.
At lunch time, Bai Jinyi, who had gone fishing early in the morning, came back. Three people sat around the table to eat, and one person was punished to kneel on the ground.
"Mom, my little husband has been kneeling for a long time, please let him get up to eat." Shui Xi said with red eyes.
"He's going to burn down the house. If you don't teach him a lesson, he might do it again next time." Chen Meiyu said as she gave Shui Xi a piece of braised pork: "Shui Xi, don't worry about him, just eat!"
Looking at Ling Muze, who was kneeling aside with scars on his body, Shui Xi couldn't bear to eat, so he simply threw away his chopsticks, pouted and said, "If you don't let me get up, I won't have lunch either.
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"Xixi..." Chen Meiyu wanted to persuade her, but she simply ignored her and puffed out her cheeks angrily.
Chen Meiyu sighed helplessly and glared at Ling Muche: "Why are you still kneeling down? Why don't you go to the table to eat!"
After receiving the amnesty, Ling Muze quickly got up, but due to kneeling for too long, his feet were numb and his legs were weak, and he almost couldn't stand.
Sitting at the table, looking at the crude food, I had no appetite at all.
Chop the rice grains with chopsticks, occasionally stuffing a few in and chewing, you can count the number of rice grains stuffed in.
Seeing that Ling Muze couldn't eat, Shui Xi gave him a piece of braised pork: "My dear, the braised pork is delicious. Eat it quickly."
Seeing the braised pork fall into Ling Muche's bowl, Chen Meiyu's big fish eyes could make a hole in the braised pork. She was reluctant to eat even one bite and left it for her daughter to eat. Her daughter actually gave it to that bastard. She was really angry.
She will die too.
For them, the braised pork was delicious, but for Ling Muche, it was still a very crude food, and he hated eating pork the most. The sight of the fat and oily meat was disgusting.
He picked out the braised pork and said disgustedly: "Don't bring me vegetables in the future. Isn't it disgusting?"
"Little husband..." Shui Xi thought he just didn't like eating meat and was worried that he would starve if he didn't eat this or that. She didn't expect that what he hated more was actually her drool-stained chopsticks when picking up vegetables.
he.
"Xixi, leave him alone. If he doesn't want to eat, he won't eat. It's best to starve to death." Chen Meiyu said.
Shui Xi ignored Chen Meiyu and suddenly thought of something. She smiled happily at him and said, "Little husband, if you don't like these meals, I'll go cut the rice for the neighbor's uncle and ask him to give me a big watermelon for you to eat, okay?"
"
"Xixi, what did you say? You said you cut rice for that old man?" Chen Meiyu said with a serious expression.
Seeing that Chen Meiyu's expression was so bad, Shui Xi couldn't help but feel scared and shook her head: "No, no, I'm just talking."
Not wanting Shui Xi to owe her any favors because of the cuts on his hands, he put a few green vegetables into the bowl, stuffed the rice into his mouth, and forced himself to eat.
Seeing that he was willing to eat, Shui Xi looked at him happily: "Little husband, eat more!"
After eating, he threw the bowls and chopsticks on the table.
"Wash the dishes!" Chen Meiyu dropped these two words.
"No, I've been working all morning and my back is so tired. Even a cow has time to rest. You have to wash it yourself. I won't wash it. I want to sleep!"
"You're not going to wash it, are you? It looks like I have to keep you locked up in a dark room to rub your strength away." Chen Meiyu threatened.
He clenched his hands into fists: "I'll wash it, I'll just wash it."