"You are really good at editing any post-processing.
If you know a little bit about pornography, your circle of friends in college won’t be all straight.”
Duan Xian brought a fruit platter and placed it in front of Meng Lang.
"What kind of straight man style?" Meng Lang stuffed a piece of apple into his mouth and asked doubtfully.
"There are three things girls should do when taking selfies. They stare with their eyes at a 45-degree angle, while straight men take selfies seriously and curl their lips. The uglier the better."
"Uh... Hey! After all, I am also an outstanding member who graduated from the Photography Amateurs Association. Am I as unworthy as you say?"
Duan Xian rolled his eyes when he heard this.
"Don't mention your fan association. I just believed you and asked you to take a photo for me. What's the result? Not to mention the stiff posture and the strange composition, my height of 1.8 meters makes you uncomfortable.
The photo was taken to be 1.6 meters tall.
Did you know that from that day on, all the male students in the class set the background of my call notifications to your photo?
Thank you so much for unifying the weights and measures for me!"
emm…
I thought it was because I was very skilled and my works were loved by my classmates, but I didn’t expect that I was unintentionally gaining respect for the whole class?
"Who made you look so angry? You don't know how many people wanted to tie you up in the middle of the night when you first entered school. Singles lived in the same era and in the same school as you. That was so sad..."
Meng Lang and Duan Xian couldn't help but smile when they talked about their college days.
He has been feeling tense recently, but Meng Lang really enjoys this rare moment of relaxation.
How many people have tried their best to live an ordinary life.
It's just that the ordinary future of their generation is precarious...
Duan Xian's parents went for a walk after dinner, leaving the space at home to the three young people.
Seeing the hint in Duan's mother's eyes before leaving, Meng Lang knew that she hadn't given up yet.
During this time, Xiao Yi was curled up watching TV, and Meng Lang and the two were sitting on the sofa chatting.
[In early trading on April 10, the price of Bitcoin suddenly fell sharply, with a drop of as much as 10%, causing 100,000 people to liquidate their positions. Financial regulatory agencies once again reminded investors to pay attention to related risks...]
Duan Xiaoyi changed channels casually.
"This virtual currency seems to be very popular recently. Many people around me are playing it, and they also told me that this thing can help me support my retirement. Is it true?"
"If you want to buy it now, I don't know if it will last for your retirement. It will basically last until your death." Meng Lang said this while eating some fruit.
"Well……"
[Xinhua News Agency reported that the snake head, a national treasure-level cultural relic of twelve animal heads, has finally been seen again after 158 years, and will be exhibited for the first time at the Sioux City Museum in the near future...]
[‘I must die’ The data leakage of 87 million users continues to unfold. Bergzak was questioned by Congress at the Black House on the 10th. The following is the live scene...
"You think you don't have a monopoly?"
"Yes we don't."
…
"I swear, he looks like he's wearing a mask."
"Can you smile? To prove you can do it."
"Okay, stop laughing, this is a bit scary."
"Are you sure you're not a robot?"]
It is now seven o'clock in the evening. Duan Xiaoyi has changed several channels, all of which are news.
"Tsk! This robot's expression management is really good." Duan Xian couldn't help complaining as he looked at the weird smile with completely symmetrical arcs on the screen.
"Well! At least this robot has a strong say..." Meng Lang looked at Bergzak on the screen thoughtfully.
“One-third of the world’s people are saying that they must die, so how can their voice not have such power?”
"Then tell me, if I could hack his 'Must Die' account, and then use it to force the screen official to declare a 'Doomsday Declaration', how many people in the world would believe it?" Meng Lang touched his chin.
"Well! Your idea is quite creative, and it has great rejuvenating effects, but if we don't use it in our country, it will have to die."
"What if we add penguins?
The social media of these two companies together cover nearly half of the world's population. At the same time, the official announcement will have an explosive effect."
"I don't know how others will react after seeing it. I definitely don't believe it anyway.
Don’t believe rumors, don’t spread rumors, and don’t spread rumors from goose to goose..."
"Hey! It's officially the end of the world after all. Can you think about it seriously?"
"If I have time to think about the end of the world, I think it's better to pay attention to housing prices. Thanks to the trade conflict, housing prices in Suzhou City have risen again in the past two days..."
Meng Lang sighed helplessly.
Indeed, for ordinary people, instead of worrying about the doomsday in a few decades, it may be more practical to care about tomorrow's housing prices.
The content of chats between men is nothing more than chatting about housing prices, the stock market, macroeconomics, CPI...
Duan Xiaoyi didn't bother them and pressed the remote control boredly.
When the channel switched to a variety show, she sat up slightly, as if she had finally found the program she was interested in.
"Hey! Seriously, you haven't thought about developing in the entertainment industry? It would be a pity for you, a face that depends on the sky. If you work hard, maybe you can be more popular than him?"
Meng Lang pointed to a close-up of a male star on the TV who was hopelessly handsome.
Although I can’t name him, this male star seems to have been very popular recently.
"Entertainment industry? Haven't you heard, 'Once you enter the industry, it's as deep as the sea, and sincerity becomes a passerby from now on'? The entertainment industry is so complicated.
But that’s just not my ambition, otherwise I would definitely be more popular than him.”
"Put me down? Are you the only one who can compete with my Chao Ge? You are not allowed to insult my idol like this!"
Duan Xiaoyi, who was watching the show, quit and intervened in the conversation between the two men for the first time.
"Hey! I'm your biological brother. Why don't you deny me because you're chasing celebrities?" Duan Xian glared.
"Chaoge is different from those ordinary celebrities. For the sake of my idol brother, I will show you my righteousness by killing my brother!" Duan Xiaoyi glared back without showing any signs of weakness.
【Feel the fingertips that stop at my origin, how to freeze time instantly.
Remember to look into my firm eyes, maybe there is no tomorrow.
Facing the vast sea of stars, we are as tiny as dust, floating helplessly...]
Meng Lang was stunned for a moment and couldn't help but listen.
【Fate allows us to meet in troubled times, but destiny wants us to fall in love in times of crisis.
Maybe the future is light years away, and I am willing to wait for you in the unknown.
I never thought I could be so crazy for you...]
Even Meng Lang has to say that this star's singing voice has a kind of charm that makes people's scalp numb, penetrates people's hearts, and makes people obsessed.
Several people were immersed in the beautiful singing.
[The universe is majestic and indifferent, our love is tiny and twinkling, bumpy but so selfless...]
After singing the song, the picture on the TV switched to the crowd below screaming and cheering crazily. Duan Xiaoyi clenched her hands with little stars in her eyes.
"You are indeed my idol, I love you!"
Duan Xian also smacked his mouth insincerely. "Emm...Okay, I admit, this guy is a rare and powerful enemy."
"Huh?" X2.
"Uh...well, actually, I think I'm more suitable to follow the route of the idol group than the powerful group..."
"Cut!" X2.
"Give up your unrealistic fantasies and live in the present, okay? It's the same B. If you go north, you'll be NB, if you go south, you'll be SB. The most important thing in life is direction."
Meng Lang almost burst into tears, Xiao Yi was really merciless to her brother during this period.
"You probably have no chance at this level, but you can settle for the next best thing. People should always have some dreams, just in case they come true." Meng Lang suppressed his laughter and patted Duan Xian on the shoulder to encourage him.
Duan Xian rolled his eyes, "I don't need you to worry about it. My dream in life is very simple, not that complicated."
"What dream? Three thousand beauties in the harem?" Meng Lang asked curiously.
"Brother, you still don't understand me." Duan Xian looked disillusioned.
"Actually, having a job with a stable income, marrying a beautiful wife, and having a loving brother... is enough!"
Meng Lang thought for a while and nodded.
"Well! It is indeed a simple and unpretentious dream... Dalang almost thinks so too."
Duan Xian: "..."
"Pfft!" Duan Xiaoyi also squirted. "I didn't realize you were quite funny."
"Really? That may be because my usual sense of humor is not so obvious."
"Well! If you weren't too good at it, maybe you'd really be my cup of tea!"
"Well……"
"Ha! You two still care about each other? How about I go and you two chat?" Duan Xian looked at the two of them with his arms crossed.
"Tch! Let's chat! Bring your phone and I'll scan it for you!" Duan Xiaoyi said and actually took out her phone.
emm…
Meng Lang sweated, quite suddenly, and looked at Duan Xian speechlessly.
If your sister wants to add me, should I join her or not?
Duan Xian was also speechless. Do you really want to add more if you ask?
This is the first time that he has seen his sister find a man and ask for her contact information. But these two people really know each other, right?
So should I do this or not? I feel very complicated...
"Oh, I'll do it myself!"
Duan Xiaoyi saw that Meng Lang had not made any move, so she directly took the phone he placed on the table, scanned his face to unlock it, and then operated on it with his fingers for a while.
"Dip!" The friend was added successfully.
Meng Lang sweated. Is there any "self-help" among these friends?
Although the number of requests from beauties to scan QR codes and add friends has increased dramatically recently, he has become somewhat immune to it.
However, counting the previous few times, whether it was Lu Kexin or Lin Haitang and Yan Weiwei, they were completely full of purpose, soulless scanning, and full of all kinds of routines in the city.
This must be the first time that a beautiful woman has added me as a friend, and I'm actually a little excited when I think about it.
Then... I saw Duan Xiaoyi operating on her mobile phone for a while.
[Ding! Your Zhifu Pay has received 200,000 yuan.]
"Huh?" X2.
Seeing the surprised looks from the two of them, Duan Xiaoyi arched her eyebrows.
"I just got a signing fee some time ago. It's not much. I'll pay you back 200,000 first, and then I'll pay back the rest when I make a lot of money!"
Meng Lang's little excitement calmed down instantly.
It turns out that adding friends is to repay the money...
think too much.
Beautiful women take the initiative to add themselves as friends for the pure purpose of in-depth communication... It is indeed an illusion of life...
Just like every time someone calls me handsome on the street, I know I shouldn't, but I still turn around.
We all understand the truth, but sometimes the story is too provocative and emotions get in the way...
Meng Lang sighed in his heart, and was about to say something when he was interrupted by Duan Xiaoyi.
"Hey! The relationship between you and my brother is one and the same. Brothers have to settle the accounts clearly. We still have to pay back the money that is due. Otherwise, I always feel that I owe you something. When I see you, I always feel that I
Mom wants to sell me."
"Uh...actually..."
"Okay, I know what you want to say. I can understand it, but I can't accept it.
If you still insist, then all I can do is say, "Young lady, I have nothing to repay, I can only pledge myself to you."
If you want money or me, it’s your choice.”
Duan Xiaoyi's words are not surprising, but Duan Xian and Meng Lang are both in trouble.
Do you want money or people?
Now that the words have come to this, how can he choose?
Choose money and get points, choose people and get lives!
"Okay! Let's talk then." Duan Xiaoyi saw that she had calmed down the scene, and stood up with a smile to leave.
"Hey! Why are you going?" Duan Xian asked.
Duan Xiaoyi pointed at Chaoge's handsome face on TV.
"Go back to the house and next wallpaper, lick the screen!"
rash:"……"
Duan Xian: "..."
Until Duan Xiaoyi gracefully disappeared into the living room with her hands behind her back, Meng Lang was stunned for a long time before he clicked his tongue and gave a thumbs up.
"My sister is such a sweetheart!"
Duan Xian had a wry smile on his face, "I've been doing my own thing since I was a child, but as an older brother, I'm really outdone by my younger sister, alas!"
When my father treats his illness, he has to share the burden with his younger sister. As an elder brother, he feels a little disappointed.
"Why are you so anxious? You have just graduated. It still takes time to achieve something."
When you get older, you will realize that money is something that cannot be taken with you in life or death..."
"When these words came out of your mouth, I didn't feel comforted at all."
"Hey! If you really have an idea, why not come and help me? I'm short of people here.
I can help you realize at least two-thirds of your dream." Meng Lang looked at Duan Xian and smiled half-jokingly.
He is short of money now, and he is also short of people, people he can trust!
Now he doesn't even understand the cause and solution of madman's disease. It's difficult to save himself, let alone save mankind, but at least he has seen the light of day.
But even if he can survive past 2043, he may still have to face an extremely chaotic apocalypse. Every person he can trust is the key to his survival.
Those who do not plan for the eternity cannot plan for a moment.
We need to think about it and increase the available manpower.
Can't the other party have thousands of troops, and we are still a group of old, weak, women and children, right?
If you work hard to develop good friends, wouldn't you have "one hundred thousand talents"?
"Short of people? Last time I heard you say it, I found that your company's disability rate is particularly high. Shouldn't you be working as a mercenary abroad?" Duan Xian looked suspicious.
In a sense, what I did was more dangerous than that...
So far, I have narrowly escaped death!
"You will be a hero in life, and you will be a hero in death. Everyone is destined to die..."
"Stop, stop, stop! What exactly does your company want to do?"
"Here we go to Quantai to recruit the old troops and kill Yama with a hundred thousand banners!"