Why did I come up with such an unconventional and unconventional name as Rape and Kill Later? This can be traced back to when I was three years old.
That year! I fell in love for the first time.
One of my mother’s colleagues came to my house as a guest and brought her little daughter who was the same age as me. The little girl with pink makeup called me Brother Shitou and said she wanted to be my wife. It’s a childhood sweethearts romance. Look. It felt so beautiful and happy when I woke up, but the beauty and happiness only lasted for two and a half hours.
Just when I was happiest, my neighbor Xiao Ming came to play with me. When he saw my first love, he used a lollipop to coax her away. Then the two of them went to elementary school together, junior high school together, and then went to school together. They went to high school together, went to college together, and even got married together!
His wife is her, her husband is him, everything is so perfect, the love between childhood sweethearts is blossoming and bearing fruit. But that’s not all. Xiao Ming, also known as Zhang Yeming, started his own business after working and is now the number one young man in the city. Entrepreneur, everyone praised her for marrying the most outstanding husband.
Zhang Yeming actually always thought that I was his best friend and introduced him to the person he loved most in his life. Who could be good friends with a scumbag like him who steals his friends’ girlfriends?
What a bastard!
I broke up with him so many times, I just can’t remember.
This guy also likes to bring his wife to my house. Every time I mention this with hatred, he laughs so hard and apologizes every time, but every time he apologizes insincerely, it looks like he is deliberately irritating. I.
My second love happened on the third day after my first love ended, and I also fell out of love on the third day, and the reason was still because of lollipops.
I prepared lollipops that day, and I met her on the way home. I felt like I had met an angel, so I mustered up the courage to hand the lollipops to her. She said her teeth hurt and she couldn't eat them, so I went to buy them. I gave her the ice cream. When I came back, I saw a boy with thick eyebrows and big eyes standing next to him. I thought that was her brother, but it turned out that was my brother. My distant cousin came here for the first time. The city just took away my love and my second love...
I hate him!
But he doesn't hate me, he always thinks that I am his dearest cousin, can't this guy be a little self-conscious?
Later, my cousin went to study abroad and found a decent job on Wall Street. He took her to that country and lived in a mansion with a garage bigger than our house. Everyone said they were happy, but this kind of happiness was It is immoral to base it on my personal pain...
The third time, I won’t mention it again.
The fourth time, I won’t mention it again.
The fifth time, the sixth time, and until the seventh time, after I entered elementary school, my love relationship finally took a turn for the better. I would never fall out of love on the first day of love again, but it would never last more than five days. Damn it. , the length of statutory rest days must be excluded every week!
When I reached junior high school, bad luck seemed to be too embarrassed to deal with me so harshly. The first girlfriend I dated in junior high school miraculously lasted for half a semester. Just when I thought life had finally begun to spring, I discovered that my fate was actually It was a different way to play with me. After I had my first kiss with my first girlfriend in junior high school, within twenty-four hours, she was chased away by the newly transferred mayor’s son.
The mayor's son actually knew that he was embarrassed, and after he became my girlfriend, he introduced his sister to me... Although I was a little resentful at the time, I still had to accept this fact. The mayor's son's sister is older. She is more beautiful than my ex. What is rare is that she fell in love with me at first sight.
Just after I spent a month of hard work and finally gave my second kiss, my new girlfriend was ordered by her family to go to the United States, and... she never came back. I later learned that she was in the United States.
According to the news, she was attending a press conference of a multinational company with her foreign husband, who was a certain provincial governor's son who accompanied her to study abroad.
Damn it, it was only after seven painful love breakups that I realized that my bad luck had become: as long as I kiss my girlfriend, I will definitely be stabbed for love within twenty-four hours.
Pain is always escalating! Just because humans are becoming more and more able to withstand the ravages of fate!
After graduating from junior high school, I spent three whole years in high school without having any girlfriends. It wasn't until I was admitted to a university that was ranked among the top ten in the country that I began to grow old branches and sprout new ones.
The first girlfriend I made in college, from touching hands to hugging waist, from kissing to... going to bed, yes, the first few steps were always fine. I thought it would always be fine, but...
The key lies in the last step of going to bed!
After I had sex with my new girlfriend, the boss of a Fortune 500 company fell in love with her at first sight and chased her away with all his strength.
A boss with a net worth of more than 10 billion actually went to the kitchen to make the legendary "Bengben Braised Pork" in order to pursue her. Can I compete with others? In desperation, I suffered for more than half a year and fought.
With the tenacity that I had cultivated since childhood, I finally got over the heavy blow caused by the breakup of this unforgettable relationship and fell in love again.
This time... the result was the same. After I slept with my second girlfriend in college, within twenty-four hours, I became a loner again. This time, the person who chased my girlfriend away was a top student in the international physics community. Just now
A returning Nobel Prize winner in physics, a super-powerful guy who even our principal doesn’t take seriously. This old guy is older than my grandfather, but he is still going strong and will never get married to my second girlfriend from college.
A son was born six months later.
The only consolation is that in my grief and anger, I calculated that I have a higher chance of hitting the target...
The third time, I gave my virginity to my new girlfriend for the third time and took her to the cafeteria to get food. We happened to meet a very handsome movie star who came to our school to study. This guy is known as the most handsome face in Asia.
I have countless fans of all kinds of nymphomaniacs, but I failed miserably... Damn it, I filmed a movie under the girls' dormitory building, confessed directly in the scene, and used various lighting and photography, just like a concert, and even invited a few kings
There are singers and movie stars, and a full band to support them, so what can I do to compete with them?
The beautiful girls I dated were snatched away by all kinds of rich, powerful, and educated guys... If this happened once, it would be a human tragedy. If it happened ten times, it would be a farce. If it happened a hundred times, I would choke.
To go... is simply indescribable.
Have you heard about that so-and-so, every girlfriend is either snatched away by the super rich, or is robbed by a movie star? The worst is also a physics master, a rich boy, let's form a group to date him... I
This is how your reputation in college can be ruined.
Then, I no longer went to pick up girls, but all kinds of girls came to pick up on me. Some pretended to be pure, some boldly seduced, some were senior students, and even his mother-in-law female lecturers came to unspoken rules for me.
, and a few girls from other schools, seeing that there was no chance, they actually forced me to have sex with the bully. Later, even I didn’t remember how many girlfriends I had in college, because some of them I didn’t even know.
I don’t recognize them. And none of these girlfriends survived the first twenty-four hours after going to bed...
I gave myself such an unpopular online name, but I actually did it to ridicule myself.
That’s right! The person who was first raped and then killed was actually me. The person who was first killed and then raped was also me. The person who was ruthlessly pulled away was still me. If love could kill, I would have died thousands of times.
If breaking up means falling into hell, even the King of Hell doesn’t know which level I fall on.
ps: Some people said that this episode collided with Lucky Chuck. I even went down to watch it. It really collided. This movie is very difficult to download. I have been looking for it for a long time... Also, don’t forget to collect it.