I laughed wildly, but Wang Xiaolei was embarrassed and wanted to cover his crotch several times, but then he thought that this was not the way to go, so he covered his buttocks, with a wretched look on his face, as if someone had just had his anus penetrated, and he pulled me and said:
"Go to eat, go to eat!"
I laughed, and said with a smile: "We, father and son, have just finished eating, so we won't accompany you to dinner, and my son probably doesn't have much appetite when facing you."
The target man who hit the target for the 13th time still looked a bit "eye-catching", with tears streaming down his face. I was not in the mood to talk nonsense with Wang Xiaolei, so I threatened this guy and said: "Although I won't go to eat with you, but
Don't forget to recharge my meal card, otherwise you will know the consequences."
I patted the target man’s head thirteen times, and I felt like I had a “big killer” in my hand.
Wang Xiaolei waved his hand and said boldly: "Brother, when have you ever broken your promise? Don't worry, I will recharge your meal card right away."
I casually threw the meal card to Wang Xiaolei, and left with Shi Shiran, the thirteen-time target man. I thought about taking him back to the dormitory, but when I thought about the gossip that would be flying all over the sky, I gave up.
The idea was to take this "biological son" obediently and go back to Asuka's home.
Asuka didn't ask anything, she just helped me get my slippers in a very gentle and virtuous manner, and handed me a cup of milk tea that had been brewed long ago, and then let me and the thirteen-time target man continue to fight in the game.
Thirteen-time target man and I visited two maps in the game, and unfortunately met three players from the princess group. I actually didn’t know them, but... the fantasy world of "National Standard Nourishing" gave me
With the cool player permission enabled, the ID with the flash of lightning above his head reads "rape first, kill later", which can be clearly seen even from half a kilometer away, and it is really impossible to hide.
A little beauty wearing a green dress blocked the way. I was still very excited, but when she asked coldly: "Are you the one who raped and then killed many sisters in our princess group?"
Come on, I was gang-raped by the princess group a hundred times! One hundred times, that’s right, one hundred
It's definitely a rumor.
I argued hard: "I have never killed anyone from your princess group, how can you still stop spreading rumors?"
At this time, a girl in a yellow dress shouted angrily: "Ayu! What nonsense are you talking to this bastard? Isn't there an order from above, saying: If you see someone, rape him first and then kill him, then you will take his turn immediately.
One turn, one turn, let’s go!”
"I'm sorry...I'm me, I'm sorry..."
It’s really hard for me to imagine that this gentle-looking girl speaks so loudly and meets her every time. Do you think I’m the leader of the Turtles**? I’m not out to sell her.
Naturally, there is no need to say anything more. Everyone said nothing, and the three girls who had been brainwashed by the rumors did not want to believe my explanation at all. It was as if I had abandoned them all the time. Two of them pulled out.
The wooden sword released a spell and immediately launched an all-round attack on me and Thirteen Hits.
The last time I was gangbanged by a princess, it was because of me that I applied for an account. A zero-level novice, I couldn’t resist at all. There were so many people gangbanged on me by the princess, it was difficult for me to defeat four people with just two fists. But now I have some strength.
, and the Thirteen Hit Target Assistants. These three ordinary members of the princess group, who were almost newcomers, were knocked down by the Netherworld's big handprint in almost the first round. One of them turned into a man on the spot, and the other two died.
The Immortal was immobilized with a 30% chance of being immobilized by the True Law of the Netherworld. Thirteen times, he hit the target very quickly, with one sword per strike. In less than five seconds after the battle started, he killed three players from the Princess Group.
Lost.
Twenty seconds later, my Akagi face was exploded by @. Three female players from the Princess Group who were killed cried out that they were raped by me in the wild. But soon it turned into a rumor. I, together with several accomplices,
Thirty members of the princess group were "raped first and then killed" in the wild.
Various little gossips about first raping and then killing dozens of girls from the princess group immediately became popular. There are many of them, guys with great potential to be Internet writers, for fear that the world will not be in chaos and tampered with.
It contains a lot of details about how I first raped and then killed the girls in the princess group. The level of realism made it seem like they were watching from the side. The vivid writing style made it feel like half a frog came out of the mountain again. The description made me blush... and I was numb.
!They are all angry.
I don’t know which thing is responsible for this. Under this made-up thing, I posted a two-word comment: “Hard!” and then the sky was filled with “Hard!” “Hard!” “Hard!”
!" "Hard!" "Hard!"
This kind of unscrupulous and fucked-up short comments are like an attack by a large number of zombie fans.
The @ frenzy caused by my brother... was even more popular than the last one. My Akagi face received more than 40,000 messages of various kinds of harassment.
The whole princess group immediately started a swearing-in ceremony, vowing to turn me around a hundred thousand times, and even offered a reward. There were a few girls who were strong enough among them, and they even said that whoever rapes me first and then kills me once will be rewarded.
He dated online, killed ten times, and could go offline... Another wave of craze was triggered.
I only watched Akagi Face for ten minutes, and I felt that this game could no longer be played. Just as I was about to log out of the game after hitting the target 13 times, I received a congratulatory letter from Fantasy International!
I was lucky enough to open it and take a look, and found that the content was very simple. Congratulations on me for reaching the limit of negative reputation points and ranking first in hatred in the server, so I was specially awarded a reward.
The first reward is for the player with the highest reputation value, a top-notch mount, "Angry Banana!" This thing is just a huge banana, the front half of which is anthropomorphic, has a head and a face, can complain, and can fly in the air.
The speed is not bad.
The second reward is for the player with the highest hatred in the server. It is a transformation suit that can disguise itself as a "transvestite player" and can use all equipment exclusive to female players, but the gender of the character is still a man.
Looking at these two rewards, I imagined that I was riding a huge banana, wearing a transvestite suit, with the four characters "rape first, kill later" shining above my head.
That's definitely not a trend, I'm just a living "joke", and there are also "living jokes" flying around, riding a big banana.
I couldn't help itching my teeth, pointing to the sky and shouting: "Fantasy International of GB Nourishing, do I remember you? You also remember, don't let me meet your employees alone on the road. GB Nourishing's
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