When Bai Que'er woke up the next day and collected the green smoke, he saw that the Shifangyuan Taoist Temple had completely taken on a new look.
The collapsed buildings have been cleared away, and the intact buildings have been cleaned. Many dead branches, leaves, rubble and bricks have been solidified with supreme magic power to fill the walls of the Shifangyuan Taoist Temple.
This Taoist temple actually covers an area of more than a hundred acres, and there is also a hill within the title deed of the Shifangyuan Taoist Temple. It is just because when the Taoist temple was originally built, the hill was not surrounded, so there are often people living nearby.
Go to the mountains to collect firewood.
In his previous life, Bai Sheng was just an ordinary urban white-collar worker. If he bought a house with a rumored floor area of 100 meters, an internal area of 80 meters, and an actual usable area of about 60 meters, he would have to spend his whole life working as a house slave. So he
There is no eccentricity of the ancients. It is clearly their own land, but it is not enclosed. Instead, nearby people are allowed to come and go as they please. The newly renovated Shifangyuan Taoist Temple has included all the land on the land deed, even a small one.
They occupied some ownerless land and monopolized a section of the creek that passed through the Shifangyuan Taoist Temple. The area suddenly expanded by more than three times. And because dozens of collapsed buildings had long been cleared, all
The ruins are gone, so it appears wider,
Bai Qiao'er was also amazed at Bai Sheng's magic power. To be able to renovate this Taoist temple in such a night, it must have extremely powerful magic power. She collected the green smoke and went to find Bai Sheng, bypassing the two main buildings.
Behind the hall, he saw Bai Sheng cooking something in a small pot. Bai Sheng turned around and saw that she was coming, so he smiled and held a bowl of food and handed it over.
Bai Que'er was disrespectful and smelled the fragrant aroma, so he took the bamboo chopsticks and spoon from Bai Sheng and tasted it carefully. The bowl was crystal clear and shaped like the ears of some small animal. It was very chewy when bitten, and the soup
Zhongya didn’t know what condiments were added to it, but it tasted particularly fragrant. Even though Bai Queer was conceited and didn’t like the fireworks of the world, she ate the whole bowl of food. Bai Sheng asked her if she wanted more.
However, Que'er was three to four times full after eating. She was also a cultivator of immortality and did not want to be too greedy, so she declined Bai Sheng's proposal to add another bowl.
Bai Qiao'er put down the bowl and chopsticks, but when she saw Bai Sheng eating the pot of food cleanly, she couldn't help but ask: "What is this that tastes so delicious?"
Bai Sheng laughed, pretending to be mysterious and said: "These things are the ears of kittens! I worked hard all night and pulled the ears of all the cats in Daliang City to make such a pot of food. You must know that cats
The cat's body is soft, especially the cat's ears are more elastic. Eating too much of this cat can also help you lose weight. In addition to being cooked, it can also be fried or stir-fried. It is also good to make tea and wine. A pair of kittens can only fold
A pair of ears. This pot of stuff has almost made all the cats in Daliang City change their names and call them folded-eared cats! Tomorrow night I will pull the ears off these folded-eared cats and make a cold dish for my junior sister.
The root of the ears is also delicious!"
Bai Que'er was shocked when she heard this, but she smacked it carefully and couldn't help but smile slightly: "Senior brother Duan Gui, don't try to coax people. Although this food doesn't taste bad, it is just pasta. It can't be as cruel as you said. It's actually...
Use all the cat ears in Daliang City to make a pot of soup!"
Bai Sheng laughed and said: "This snack is indeed called cat ears, and it is indeed a kind of pasta. With a few tricks, I can't fool my junior sister."
Bai Sheng once saw a funny post on Weibo in his previous life. It was caused by a group of people who love cats and dogs, lashing out at a factory that produces sauces for a certain brand, just because that brand produced a kind of sauce called dog meat.
Although the factory later clarified that this thing was only named so for historical reasons and that there was no dog meat in the raw materials and could also be used to cook other meats, those who love cats and dogs did not admit their mistake and instead made wild claims.
, are you using this name just to dip cucumbers in? We don’t have such lax thinking as you, so there is nothing wrong with protesting...
At that time, someone called Wandering Toad wrote a sarcastic post on Weibo:
Suddenly I discovered that there is such a cruel dish called cat ears. There are deep-fried and copied versions. Do you have the heart to eat these people? A kitten only has one pair of cat ears, and a plate of steaming cat ears.
, how many kittens have been harmed? No wonder there is a little thing called a folded-eared cat. My heart breaks when I think that this little thing has its ears cut off for cooking... and I also ask about food.
Can cat ears help you lose weight? You deserve to be fat.
And I also included a screenshot. The cat ears are the way to make pasta.
Many people came up to join in the fun and asked how to make food such as lion head, prince's milk, chrysanthemum tea, couple's lung slices, family bucket, Goubuli and so on.
This thing called the Wandering Toad also explains the origin of chrysanthemum tea: Kopiluwak is the most expensive coffee in the world, costing hundreds of dollars per pound. It is extracted from the feces of civet cats.
The processing is completed. The civet cat eats the ripe coffee cherries and excretes them through the digestive system. Due to the fermentation in the stomach, the coffee produced has a unique taste and an indescribable sweetness... Students, now you know what chrysanthemum tea is.
Is it coming?
Strongly condemned Sansu netizens’ call for Taizi Milk: Those brothers who compiled the recipe, you said you wanted the whole family bucket, you said you wanted the lion’s head, you said you wanted the husband and wife’s lung slices, forget it all, you still want “sunrise”
"Prince's milk", you guys have such a strong taste. How many princes have there been in the history of China? Even if you include all the princes in Europe, there won't be enough for the production line! And it has to be at sunrise and you can't masturbate. You are too special.
What a vulgar thing
Also because of this Weibo, a trend called Cruel Cantonese was born. Specialty foods from various places have been distorted from their original meanings and adapted by various netizens, which is very lively.
But it is very regrettable that there are also many people who do not think about their own brain retardation. They are so blind that they do not take a look at the picture to understand the hint. Instead, they ridicule this guy without knowing that cat ears are pasta, which makes this guy depressed for a long time.
I tried to clarify, but unfortunately the meager post from Mao Er was retweeted by tens of thousands, while the Weibo that clarified it was only retweeted by dozens. Every few days, someone would dig out this old Weibo and ridicule him for not knowing that Mao Er was actually pasta.
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It's so pitiful that he has been to Hangzhou three or five times. Otherwise, how could he come up with the idea to spoof this famous Hangzhou snack?
Seeing Bai Sheng's strange smile, Bai Que'er didn't know that he remembered some interesting things from his previous life, so he smiled slightly and said: "Senior brother Duan Gui usually seems honest and loyal, but he also has the intention to tease junior sister. Could it be... could it be..."
Bai Que'er said a few words, but he felt that there was something wrong with his words. His face immediately turned red and he couldn't say any more. Bai Sheng, on the other hand, smiled brightly and suddenly thought of his college career and the things he had chased in those years.
Those girls. It was just his romance in college, like many college romances, ended in nothing. Despite this, that time represented his most youthful period. On this morning with Bai Que'er, Bai Sheng
Suddenly I felt like I was back in those green days again...