Here, Dou Yacai watched the old doctor and the little Niba fall to the ground one after another, unconscious, and suddenly realized that the ancient concepts of human nature were conservative and backward, and the modern sex education was not popular enough.
She is a prodigy, but she doesn't even have these basic knowledge, which is an insult to the title of prodigy.
The dynasty of the uncle's family is not good. Look at how far the Han Ling Emperor has gone. He ordered all the concubines and maids in the palace to wear crotchless pants with nothing underneath, just to make it easier for them to get lucky and just press them down.
That's it. Otherwise, if you have to take off your clothes and belt, wouldn't it be a disgrace to Longxing?
Dou Yacai got up, put on a black night gown, covered her face and sneaked into Liu Hao's study. She decided to temporarily add some knowledge about sex. She told herself that this was just to avoid dishonoring her title of child prodigy.
In the past, Liu Hao would have been in the study at this time, but this time there was no one around, so she took advantage of the dark moon and high winds to rummage around like a female thief.
While flipping through the pages, a book caught her attention. The great scholar Zheng Xuan once carefully prepared a sexual intercourse schedule for the emperor in his notes to "The Rites of Zhou": "There are eighty-one female emperors.
Jiuxi. There are twenty-seven wives in the family, who are called three nights. Nine concubines, nine people, are called one night. The three ladies are called one night. After that, they are called one night. The fifteenth day is partial." The meaning of this passage is that
, the emperor wanted to have an affair with one hundred and twenty-one women in just half a month.
Dou Yacai was shocked. This task was really arduous. Being an emperor had to be dedicated to it. No wonder so many emperors in the Eastern Han Dynasty died short-lived.
This time, apart from this, her target was - "Erotic Paintings". But after searching through almost all the books, she didn't find any "pornographic books" in the uncle's study. Is he so serious? Impossible.
"Who's in there?" Suddenly a vigilant voice came, it was Liu Hao's close bodyguard Zhao Nan. Dou Yacai was startled without warning and fell off the bookshelf, making a loud noise.
"There is an assassin! Someone is coming."
Dou Yacai was shocked. She was here dressed like this and peeked at Han Ling Emperor's "Sexual Schedule". If someone found out, wouldn't it be a big deal? Maybe she would be called a prostitute in ancient times.
She had to be carried to soak the pig cage, and then the uncle said to her with a straight face, "Dou Yacai, as my princess, how can I be so unruly and unruly? How can you make this king so embarrassed..." Thinking of such a scene, even in this crisis,
Despite the heavy weight, Dou Yacai still burst into laughter.
"Arrest her!" Zhao Nan and others suddenly pushed open the door of the study room, and Dou Yacai nimbly moved behind the bookshelf. Hehe, she had almost forgotten that she was a taekwondo master. She blamed it all on the life in the palace.
Too many clothes to stretch out one's hand to open one's mouth.
"Where are the assassins escaping!" Zhao Nan's close bodyguard lived up to his name and jumped in front of Dou Yacai in a few steps. Dou Yacai turned around and wanted to run away, but Zhao Nan stretched out his hand and grabbed her shoulder. The force was so strong that she couldn't help but feel pain.
Exhale.
"Take it easy!"
Zhao Nan was stunned for a moment. How could this voice be so familiar, as well as the assassin's shining eyes and thin figure... While he was in a daze, Dou Yacai bit him on the arm. Zhao Nan relaxed.
hand, but immediately grabbed it with the other hand. He was worthy of being the Sixth Prince's personal bodyguard. He was really difficult to deal with.
Dou Yacai rolled his eyes, stretched his hands to Zhao Nan's armpits and scratched them a few times. As expected, Zhao Nan let go of his hands at the same time, and Dou Yacai took the opportunity to jump out of the window.
Oh my god, being caught peeking at "pornographic books" would be a huge humiliation.
After leaving the study door, Dou Yacai walked with a low back, but it was strange that Zhao Nan didn't catch up with him. After thinking about it, he arrived at the door of Liu Hao's palace.
"Dou Yacai, if I say that no woman has ever come close to my bed except you, would you believe it?"
The words flashed in her mind, okay, I'm here to catch the traitor and see if what you said is true. Thinking of this, Dou Yacai imitated the look in costume dramas and dipped her finger in some saliva.
That window, eh, useless.
Wow, costume dramas are really harmful. Who said that the windows in ancient times were all made of paper, but the windows of Uncle Wang’s house are not. The spit spots can’t be broken at all.
She quietly turned to the door, stretched out her hand, quietly pushed open the bedroom door, and looked towards his bed.