"Aunt Seven, this... this is not good, it's too difficult, and... I'll be embarrassed." Dou Yacai's face turned red like a red butt, imagining what Aunt Seven said about helping the uncle solve the problem.
At the scene of the problem, she only felt blushing, her heart beating, and it was difficult to breathe.
Aunt Seven rolled her eyes:
"You are stupid. If you don't hold him firmly, he will run away with someone else."
"This will happen sooner or later."
"Why?"
"He is the sixth prince, and he will be the emperor one day. Have you ever seen any emperor in the past who only had one wife?" Not accepting a concubine now does not mean that he will not accept a concubine in the future, and not accepting a concubine in the future does not mean that he will never accept a concubine.
, never accepting a concubine does not mean that no one will pressure her to accept a concubine. When the time comes, all the important officials of the imperial court will kneel on the ground and shout to the emperor, please think twice for the future of the Liu Dynasty. Is it possible?
He could still wave his sleeves and say, "I don't want to be the emperor anymore. Whoever wants to do it can do it?"
"Have you accepted it now?"
"No, but the reason why he doesn't want to have a concubine is not because of me, but because 'the thing that the Sixth Prince hates most is women.' The reason why he doesn't hate me is because he doesn't think I am a woman."
"I've heard this before, and you are indeed not a woman.o(╯□╰)oBut I think he is very interested in you. He doesn't have the style of a prince in front of you. His eyes are always around you, and he is afraid that you will
Angry, and the jealous look just now, hehe..."
"Is this happening?"
"Yes, so you should seize the opportunity. Your mother will have a hard life, so you don't want to follow in her footsteps." Speaking of Caiyi, Aunt Seven sighed again.
"Auntie, don't worry, I won't treat you badly."
The auspicious time has come, Uncle Six went out, Liu Hao stood up, wearing a bright red flower on his head, it didn't match the noble robe he was wearing, it was even a little ridiculous, but Liu Hao's heart was actually vague
I felt a little nervous and a little expectant as I waited for the arrival of the green-flowered woman.
He suddenly felt a little funny again. How could he agree to do such a childish thing? It was a puzzling and strange thing.
He suddenly remembered the morning he woke up two years ago and suddenly saw a girl lying on his bed, sucking his nipples and drooling. From then on, he and her were...
It was announced that they were married. This was a situation that would never happen in his life plan, but it happened like this. It was a conspiracy, but it seemed more like fate. He suddenly had one more person.
Little wife, then he took her hand and walked forward together, whether she wanted to or not, whether she could keep up or not.
He touched the big red flower on his head and grinned, looking silly and innocent.
"Are you fantasizing about the bridal chamber? Eat some of these leeks, I just fried them. They are aphrodisiacs." His silly smile was caught by Uncle Six, who stood at the door with a basin of leeks and asked.
"This... no need."
"Do you have enough physical strength? The wedding is too tiring."
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"Enough, enough, absolutely enough." Liu Hao just barely patted his chest to show how energetic he was.
Let’s talk about the bridal chamber. The history of Chinese civilization has been more than 5,000 years ago. People still refer to getting married as “entering the bridal chamber.” Although humans have transitioned from cave-style living to today’s high-rise buildings, the bridal chamber is still
The term has not changed to this day.
It seems that I have never seen anyone change "entering the bridal chamber" to "entering the building". Before getting started, I have to talk about the origin of the term "entering the bridal chamber".
During the Qin Dynasty, Qin Shihuang carried out a large-scale construction project to build the Afang Palace, and sent ministers to the people to forcibly select beauties from all over the world. At that time, a very beautiful and intelligent third girl was forced to enter the Afang Palace. But the brave and stubborn third girl was unwilling to live in that enslaved state. The ravaged dark life escaped from the palace and went straight to Huashan. At that time, Qin Shihuang burned books to harass scholars and persecuted innocent scholars. The scholars were forced to flee for their lives. A scholar named Shen Bo also fled to Huashan at that time. One day, the girl and Shen When Bo met, both of them were in ragged clothes and looked haggard. They each confided in their misfortunes, and gradually fell in love with each other. They planted branches for incense, swore an oath to heaven, and became a couple in need. There is no tile above, While they were in a dense forest, they used a cave under a boulder as their new home. The couple fell in love with each other and lived together. Although life was difficult, they felt that life was sweet.
The reason why I want to talk about the origin of the bridal chamber is because I want to tell everyone that the "bridal chamber" is beautiful, full of temptation and imagination, otherwise there would not be the poem "the night of flowers and candles in the bridal chamber, when the gold medal is named", and life The two most beautiful things, the bridal chamber ranks first, and the career ranks second.
But Liu Hao's journey to the bridal chamber seemed to be full of ups and downs and thorns. He wandered outside Dou Yacai's "hole" several times and was never able to get in. It wasn't because of his poor weapons, but because...
Alas, it's so miserable. I hope everything will go well this time.
"Come on, come on, Dou Yacai is here." Aunt Seven called out, as if a waiter was serving food in a restaurant, and she barely said, "Guest, you've been waiting for a long time."
Liu Hao looked over and saw that Dou Yacai's clothes were changed into a red wedding dress. The dress was a bit too big, but she improved it herself and tied it up with some ropes. It seemed to have a different flavor. She wore it on her head. Wearing a red hijab.
Maybe it was because the light in the hut was too dark that day. When Dou Yacai walked out slowly wearing a red wedding dress and a red hijab, he suddenly felt that she was a fairy who fell from the sky, with a hazy flavor. In fact, not long after, when Dou Yacai disappeared for a long time and then came back to him, he really did not recognize her. At that time, she really became another person, a person who was speechless. To describe a person. Of course, this is a story for another day.
If it weren't for the big red flower on the head, the feeling of getting married would actually not be bad, Liu Hao thought tremblingly.
"Okay, let's start worshiping, don't miss the auspicious time." Aunt Seven said.
"I worship the heaven and the earth -" Uncle Six shouted, his voice so loud that it almost broke through the dilapidated little hut.
The two of them bowed in the direction of heaven and earth.
"Two bows to the high hall——"
The two of them bowed to Dou Yacai's mother's shrine again.
"Husband and wife pay homage——"
The two turned around and worshiped face to face.
The last sentence--
"Send it to the bridal chamber - oh, no need to send it, the bridal chamber is this room."
After finishing the obeisances, Aunt Seven pulled Uncle Six aside and stuffed Dou Yacai in. Before leaving, she whispered in her ear, "Remember the tips I told you." He closed the door, leaving the two of them alone in the house, and then walked out. In the final analysis, the sixth uncle ate the aphrodisiac leeks himself.
The two of them were alone in the room, and Dou Yacai was sitting on the edge of the bed. She suddenly realized that it was really a kiss now. The last time it was all done out of necessity, and she felt that the uncle was a good-looking man, so she
She didn't refuse, but this time, could she refuse? Why did she still feel like moving forward bravely and willingly?
Suddenly she felt a pressure approaching, it was the uncle approaching her.
"Dou Yacai?"
"ah?"
"I lifted my hijab."
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"Take it off..." What kind of groom is this? He solemnly informed him before taking off the hijab. Didn't the little shy feeling that he finally cultivated disappear? It's really annoying.
Dou Yacai seemed to hear a swallowing sound coming from Liu Hao's throat.
She felt the red hijab slowly slipping off her head. When she looked up, she saw Liu Hao's handsome face. He was really handsome. She dared to say that Liu Hao was definitely the most handsome man in China now. He
Her nose, his lips, his hands, his chest, everything was so perfect. How could she stir-fry bean sprouts and marry the best of the best?
And when she saw the big red flower he wore on his head, she couldn't help but burst into laughter and almost caught up with Yang Erche Namu.
"Is it funny?"
"Yeah." Dou Yacai nodded solemnly.
"Yours is not bad, the big green flower." He reached out and took down the big green flower for her, then sat next to her, lowered his head and said, "Take it off for me."
"Don't take it."
"I picked it up for you and you won't pick it up for me?" She accidentally fell into her trap.
"Wear it for a while, I think it looks good." Dou Yacai stretched out her hand and wore the flower a little crookedly, making it more fashionable.
"Okay..." Liu Hao surrendered.
What should we do next? The two of them were silent. Dou Yacai's hands were twisting the edge of her wedding dress because she was confused by her uncle's beauty just now. She no longer remembers what Aunt Seven told her.
Liu Hao looked up at the top of the bed curtain.
"Have a drink at the bar." Suddenly remembering Aunt Seven's instructions to drink some wine first, Dou Yacai suggested.
"oh."
The two of them each took a glass of wine, intertwined their arms, and began to drink. Their faces suddenly came close to each other. Her fragrance and his somewhat rapid breathing seemed hot and tempting at this moment.
After finishing the glass of wine, they let go, the two looked at each other again, put down the glass, and looked at each other again.
"Ahem... Dou Yacai... According to ancient historical records, the emperor of a certain dynasty gave birth to a child at the age of fourteen, and the queen was twelve years old that year."
"In our place, children all fall in love very early. It is said that some primary school students also have children."
"Are you twelve years old?"
"Uh, well. Legally speaking, it counts as rape regardless of whether it was voluntary or not. Physically speaking, it's okay, but the harm will be great."
"Dou Yacai..." Liu Hao turned around, held Dou Yacai's nervous hand, and said hoarsely, "I..."
"Uncle, why don't we get married?" Dou Yacai suddenly said.
"...Are you sure?" Liu Hao's body trembled, and some parts immediately reacted like fire.
Swallow your saliva.
"Sure!...Actually, I'm not very sure either."
"..." Liu Hao just stretched out his hand to the button on Dou Yacai's neck and then retracted it.
"But you can give it a try, come on." The word "come on" behind it was just a modal word to express her determination, but when it stopped in Liu Hao's ears, it became an invitation.
"Close your eyes, be good..."
Dou Yacai's dark eyes made him feel guilty. She closed her eyes obediently, and Liu Hao unbuttoned her red wedding dress with trembling hands, one button, two buttons, three buttons...
Until the wedding dress was gone, only the red bellyband was left, surrounding her body.
Liu Hao held her shoulders with both hands, brought his lips close to hers, and kissed her soft little lips tremblingly.