Dou Yacai walked and thought about what she should do to escape the palace. Finally, she decided that the purpose of today was to do bad things. So, what exactly are bad things? Fighting, swearing, stealing food, bad, bad, so sleepless.
Not worthy of her prodigy status.
So, what are the bad things that should be done?
Liu Yan has been following Dou Yacai leisurely with a palace fan in hand. It's really cute to see her scratching her head and ears.
As the old saying goes, the worst thing is for a man to steal and a woman to be a prostitute. She is a woman, but she cannot be a prostitute now, and prostitution always sounds a bit indecent. She has been stealing for so long. Theft is also called stealing, which is to be a thief.
, thief, has the title of elegant thief.
Because what Dou Yacai decided to do next was related to the word "elegant thief", I will explain a little bit about "elegant thief".
In Chinese vocabulary, "thief" is not a nice word. Thief: a person who steals, the world despises him as "three-handed". Any upright gentleman does not want his reputation to be associated with the word "thief". But if you mention "elegant thief"
, seems to be another matter.
It is said that elegance is elegance, which is probably related to the traditional concepts of the Chinese people. The first chapter of the widely circulated Song Dynasty's "Prodigy Poetry" is: "The emperor values heroes, and articles teach others; everything is inferior, only reading is high." Such high praise,
Reading is naturally regarded as an elegant thing, and those who steal books become elegant thieves, which are different from rat thieves and dog thieves. Many scholars always talk about this topic with a bad smile on their face, sly eyes, and casual remarks.
You can tell a lot of interesting anecdotes.
"Third brother, I want to be a thief."
After a while, Dou Yacai turned around and said to Liu Yan. At this moment, it can be seen that the so-called prodigy is a child with nerves.
"Okay, what do you want to steal?"
Dou Yacai was stunned. Liu Yan was so calm. Did he not understand the meaning of "I want to be a thief"?
If the uncle heard her shouting "I want to be a thief, I want to be a thief" so carelessly in the market and attracting the attention of others, he would definitely teach her a lesson and then solemnly say, "Dou Yacai, you are like this
It won't work." Thinking of this, she pursed her lips and made a sound similar to "hum" in her nostrils to express contempt.
"Third brother, I said, 'I want to be a thief,' which means stealing."
"I know, third brother will accompany you to steal." Liu Yan's tone and eyes had a hint of doting.
Thinking that Liu Yanrui had one princess, seven concubines, countless concubines, and countless other concubines in Liu Yanrui's palace taking turns to serve him, he must be no different from the emperor, but at this moment, he is spending time with a little daughter.
The child enjoys stealing.
Humans are really strange animals. Sometimes, we cannot use common sense to judge them.
"Oops, if you don't all have the surname Liu, it's really hard to imagine that you and uncle are both sons of the emperor." Dou Yacai shook his head and expressed concern for Liu Hui's future.
"Maybe, it really isn't."
"What did you say?" Dou Yacai asked, not hearing what Liu Yan was almost talking to himself.
"It's nothing. Lao Liu was born different from all the other brothers in the Liu family. This is something everyone knows. There is nothing strange about it." Liu Yan said the words gently.
"Oh." Dou Yacai turned around and continued walking forward.
"What do you want to steal?"
"I want to be an elegant thief and steal books. Third brother, whose books are the best and whose books are the most valuable in this capital?"
"It should be regarded as a book belonging to the Liu family and the emperor's family."
"…What about other than that?"
"That belongs to Taiwei Dou's Mansion."
"⊙﹏⊙What about other than that?"
"This, third brother needs to think about it. Oh, that belongs to the family of Shangshu Zhou Ziya. Their family has a volume of the Diamond Sutra translated by Xuanzang of the Tang Dynasty. It is said that in order to protect this volume, Zhou Ziya gathered all the servants of Shangshu's family.
, took turns guarding it, and even a mosquito rarely flew in. Zhou Ziya went in every day and lay down next to the Diamond Sutra until dawn before returning to his room. He couldn't sleep in the ladies' room."
O(╯□╰)o
"What else is there? Then the bean sprouts of the "Diamond Sutra" were stolen." And isn't Tang Xuanzang the prototype of Tang Monk in "Journey to the West"?
"Okay, you go and steal. Third brother will be responsible for leading the guards away, and then go and meet Zhou Ziya for a while and have a long chat with him, so that you can have unimpeded access and have fun stealing." Liu Yan offered suggestions and suggestions.
"Well, it's good to pay attention, haha."
Dou Yacai laughed happily. The smile was not beautiful, but it was full of sunshine. Liu Yan was stunned. He couldn't help but bend down and slowly approached her face, but Dou Yacai just turned his face away.
Not sure if it was a coincidence or intentional avoidance, Liu Yan straightened up uncomfortably and put his hand on Dou Yacai's shoulder.
She didn't know what happened, but Dou Yacai felt as if a sharp sword was stabbing her shoulder from somewhere in a corner. In her own imagination, her shoulder was already bleeding profusely.
"Little bean sprouts, compared to Lao Liu, I seem to be the first person to kiss your neck." She was the one who kidnapped the bean sprouts that day in Fengyi Building and put them in a restaurant.
Dou Yacai's heart skipped a beat. Could it be that there was some conspiracy behind Liu Yan's enthusiasm? Or maybe he fell in love with her, Dou Yacai. I bet you can't. He fell in love with his sister-in-law.
Your Majesty, in ancient times, there were many people who fell in love with their sister-in-law or sister-in-law, or even their father's concubine. Is this going to happen to her too?
The world is so wonderful, but it's not okay to cheat on your sister-in-law and love her.
"Third brother, you..."
"Xiao Yacai, what are you waiting for? Let's go to Zhou Shangshu's Mansion and steal at night." Liu Yan changed the subject and put his other hand on Dou Yacai's other shoulder.
"Third brother, I want to ask you a question. You can answer it, or you can remain silent."
"Ask, Third Brother will definitely know everything and tell you everything."
"Xiaoyu was sent here by you, right? It was you who arranged for my uncle and I to save her two years ago."
Liu Yan was startled, "Yes."
He didn't deny it.
"I married the uncle instead of sister Biyu, and the uncle and the concubine were poisoned by aphrodisiacs, etc. These are all what you ordered Xiaoyu to do."
"yes."
Liu Yan didn't expect Dou Yacai to understand everything. Maybe even Lao Liu had thought of these. No, maybe he had thought of it, but he was not sure, it was just a guess.
And Dou Yacai didn't expect Liu Yan's answer to be so frank, which made her a little confused as to how to continue.
"What should I do with Xiaoyu?" She asked this question that she had thought about thousands of times.
"random."
"Whatever? Third brother, Xiaoyu risked her life to help you do bad things. Now that she has been exposed, how can you not care about her life or death." Dou Yacai turned around and said in surprise.
"She didn't do her job well and she deserves to be punished."
"But..." Dou Yacai wanted to say something else, but she also understood that she could not change Liu Yan's logic, so she said, "I will give her a sum of money to let her leave the palace and go home."
"I know." Liu Yan said calmly.
"You know? You knew a long time ago that I wouldn't kill her?"
"yes."
"How do you know?" The third child knows how to read minds and needs to learn it.
"This matter cannot be discussed." Liu Yan pretended to be mysterious.
It's over. The child prodigy's heart has been read. What a terrifying thing it must be. Why, why is this Liu Yan so confident and prepared for everything? Then in his plan, when will he deal with it?
Uncle, if he knew that she was actually preparing to carry out the theft plan with his mortal enemy, the Third Prince Liu Yan, would he be very angry, and then say, "Dou Yacai, you have to remember that you have to be a woman."
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"Bean sprouts, didn't I tell you that today I am not the Third Prince and you are not the Sixth Princess? If you want to steal something, Third Brother will let you do it to your heart's content. Don't think about those annoying things now. Anyway, remember, no matter now or in the future,
No matter what happens, Third Brother will not harm you, do you understand?"
Dou Yacai wanted to say something that he didn't understand, but in the end he remained silent and faced all problems with silence. This is a sign of maturity.
By the way, Zhou Ziya, Shangshu Zhou, is really a strange person. He has a nice house and does not want to sleep in a nice place, but he has to sleep with a "Diamond Sutra" that cannot be eaten or touched, and has no figure or breasts every night.
, that would be very painful for the ladies of Shang Mansion.
When the servants of Zhou Shangshu's Mansion hurried to the Sutra Collection Room to say that the Third Prince had arrived, Zhou Ziya hurriedly put on his clothes and hurriedly went to the living room to kneel down to greet the Third Prince. When the Prince arrived, everyone in the mansion
Everyone from Zhou Ziya to the cooks came to pay their respects, including of course the guards at the Hidden Gold Pavilion.
No, within a moment, a dense crowd of people were kneeling at Liu Yan's feet in the hall. Zhou Ziya, slightly disheveled, was kneeling there to listen to the Third Prince's teachings.
Liu Yan picked up the tea cup, held it in one hand, and held the cup lid in the other hand, grinding the cup lid time and time again. Zhou Ziya didn't know what kind of medicine this evil prince was selling in the gourd, but he suddenly came to visit without saying a word,
Just playing with the bowl of tea inscrutably.
Isn't there such a bowl of tea in the Ruiqing Palace of the Third Prince? Zhou Ziya was sweating as he thought about the truth in the Hidden Gold Pavilion. They said that the Third Prince could not be offended, but he could not bear it even before he was offended.
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Here, after Zhou Ziya and the guards were lured away by Liu Yan, Dou Yacai covered his face with a scarf, and secretly walked to Zhou Ziya's Scripture Pavilion while the moon was dark and the wind was high. Wow, the life of the child prodigy Dou Yacai
It’s my first time to be an elegant thief, so I’m inevitably a little excited, hehe.
"Something fell."
Suddenly, in the dark night, another voice came.
"Pick it up for me." Dou Yacai was so immersed in the joy of stealing that she didn't realize that she was being followed and asked the person to help her pick up the things.
"I didn't expect that my princess's pleasure is to be a thief. It seems that my discipline is too lax."
A voice of suppressed anger penetrated the air of the dark night and reached Dou Yacai's ears, severely stimulating her eardrums. She turned around suddenly:
Liu Huan, a handsome and handsome man, was wearing white clothes in the dark night, standing there with a stern face, looking at her, and judging by his tone, he seemed quite unhappy.
"Uncle? You...when did you come?" Dou Yacai pulled off the masked guy and said in surprise.
"I have been following you, and I know that the third child put his hand on your shoulder four times, and once put his mouth close to your face."
"I avoided it."
"Fortunately, you escaped, otherwise I would have killed Liu Yan and then you."
"Aren't you going to commit suicide?"
"..."
"Generally, the plot of love murder is like this. First kill the adulterer, then...then kill your lover, and then commit suicide."
Liu Yan left the palace and looked for Dou Yacai everywhere. He even used the power of the imperial guards in the palace, but he could not find her whereabouts. Later, Zhao Nan found her whereabouts, because Liu Yan deliberately prevented people from finding Dou Yacai.
Some manipulations were done everywhere. Liu Hao was so angry that he gritted his teeth and almost cursed Banana on the street. Unexpectedly, he suddenly heard Dou Yacai's voice.
The blame lies on Dou Yacai's words, "I want to be a thief", which she said too loudly. Many people looked at her sideways at that time, including the Sixth Prince Liu Hui.
But he didn't immediately step forward to take her back to the palace, but followed her all the way here.
"Now, uncle, are you going to go in with me and steal the book, are you going to chase me back, are you going to report me to the police and arrest me?"
"I want to kiss you."
"……Well……"
When Dou Yacai raised her face and babbled, her lips were blocked by Liu Hao with his sexy and gentle lips. All the unfinished words went back into her stomach. Dou Yacai's eyes widened.
Looking at that handsome face so close, wow, when the uncle kissed her with his eyes closed, he looked quite charming and coquettish. The eyelashes were so long, there wasn’t even a single blackhead on his face, and his skin was as delicate and smooth as porcelain.
ah.
After a while, Liu Hao realized that he had kissed Dou Yacai out of nowhere. He quickly jumped a step away, let go, touched his mouth, and looked at Dou Yacai again. His face was incredibly red, and Dou Yacai also
Blushed.
What is uncle doing? It's too romantic.
"Ahem... you... this bean sprout, for seducing this king, what crime do you deserve?"
Ga, Dou Yacai was just immersed in the stimulating kisses of these micro-games, when she heard Liu Hao's words, she had a bold idea in her heart. Anyway, she was depressed, so she used her uncle to start it.
It's okay, let him know the consequences of making the prodigy princess Dou Yacai unhappy.
Men, never offend women.
"Uncle, let's get passionate."
⊙﹏⊙
"...Dou Yacai, you must abide by...behave as a woman..."
"I am your wife, there is no need to be polite to me, come on."
"Then you still steal things?...steal...steal...the Diamond Sutra?" Facing his wife, Liu Hao stuttered.
"Steal, steal with passion, it's very exciting, come on, my husband, follow your wife."
Dou Yacai covered her face with the mask again and walked in front. She decided to follow her husband this time and asked Liu Hao to follow her.
With a "clang", the door of Zhou Ziya's Scripture Pavilion opened. He walked around a few times and walked into the inner room. When he looked up, Dou Yacai and Liu Hao opened their eyes at the same time.
Oops, is this the "Diamond Sutra" written by Zhou Shangshu?