Liu Hao returned to Jingyang Palace. When he returned, Dou Yacai was studying ink on the desk, with a serious look that he had never seen before. When she heard his footsteps, she raised her head and asked:
"Are you extremely jealous or burning with passion?"
Liu Hao had become accustomed to the way she spoke, so he asked instead:
"What do you think, my beloved concubine?"
"Looking at your appearance, you must have eaten Princess Yunluo's hand."
"You lent me without my consent and let others use it. What crime should you do?" Liu Hao played with her braid, held her in his arms, and watched her study ink.
"What kind of crime should it be?" She tilted her head and tried to think about it. One of the modern laws and ancient rules was "the crime of selling one's husband [husband]".
"My beloved, it's still early, please accompany me to the fishing pond for a walk." Liu Hao suddenly made a strange request.
"Then...where are your poems?" Dou Yacai really wanted the original work of the Sixth Prince of the reign.
"Take your pen, ink, paper and inkstone with you and go write poetry by the fishing pond."
It is said that the construction of this fishing pond was because Emperor Liu Longji wanted to fish, so he ordered people to dig such a fish pond. There are thousands of kinds of fish in this fish pond. The area of the fish pond is one-fifth of the size of the Imperial Garden. On weekdays,
Here, emperors, queens and concubines of the harem often gathered by the fishing pond to talk about national affairs or beauty issues.
And tonight, the Sixth Prince made an appointment with the Sixth Princess to come to the fishing pond to have a heart-to-heart talk about issues of life or love.
The two of them sat down side by side on the stone steps beside the fish pond.
"Dou Yacai, I ask you a very serious question. You must answer it honestly and from the bottom of your heart."
Dou Yacai nodded.
"Don't lie to me."
"Uncle, are you often cheated?"
"..."
"Otherwise, why would you be so grudge-y? Once bitten by a snake, you will be afraid of well ropes for three years. It is said that people who have been bitten by snakes will be afraid of snakes."
"..." Liu Hao's original seriousness turned into a wisp of smoke. For the first time, he seemed to feel that he would never be able to defeat Dou Yacai in words. The trap of her words was impossible to guard against.
"I have been deceived by you to some extent, but Dou Yacai, it was because I gave you some thin noodles. Do you think you can really deceive me with your conduct?"
"My king, I think you are getting more and more verbose, just like my father. If you have any questions, please ask me quickly." Dou Yacai curled his lips. This probably means the generation gap. Liu Hao is always afraid.
She gets into trouble because she doesn't understand etiquette.
"Okay, I ask you, do you like this palace? Are you willing to live in this palace?"
The original joking expression on Dou Yacai's face was like a TV screen paused.
"Why do you ask such a question?"
"Answer my question first and then I'll answer your question."
"Do you want to hear the truth?"
"truth."
"I don't know either……"
"Don't know? Have you never thought about it? Dou Yacai, it's time for you to think about your life and your...love." Uncle Wang once again played the role of a father, and was kind to his little princess.
Now this is probably the tragedy of the "white-haired girl and Huang Shiren" combination model. [White-haired girl and Huang Shiren specifically refer to modern young girls marrying old men]
In fact, Liu Hao's rather deep, heavy and important question has touched Dou Yacai's heart to some extent. Traveling from modern times to modern times is something she did not expect. In modern times, she is the one whose parents divorced.
A person who has a very high academic level, is proficient in astronomy, geography and history, and is hyped to the forefront by the people around her and the media. She is always surrounded by people. Everyone likes her cute and sweet appearance. In ancient times, she was like a falling leaf.
, I don’t know where it will drift to. It’s not like in modern times where she can do whatever she wants. Liu Hao was the first harbor she found, and she relied on it without thinking. Now, in this ancient time, in this palace, except for him,
She really doesn't know who else to rely on.
"Uncle, actually I'm not from here."
"I know you are from 'our village'." Liu Hao felt sweaty when he mentioned our village. Aunt Seven, Uncle Six, and Ah San were all powerful people.
"No, I mean, I come from far, far away, from an era where you have been dead for thousands of years, and the Liu Dynasty is actually a dynasty that has not been recorded in the history books. After coming to the Liu Dynasty
, I have been thinking, the Liu Dynasty is not a dynasty without historians, and there are so many ancient records on the emperor, why did it not leave anything in history? Did the Liu Dynasty ever suffer some big disaster and everything was destroyed in one day?
Is it done?”
Dou Yacai explained where and where she came from one by one, and even asked a question that she had been pregnant with for a long time and made her feel uneasy when thinking about it. If the Liu Dynasty really suffered a devastating blow, what about the uncle?
Will uncle be fine?
"Dou Yacai, what are you talking about? I don't understand why I have been dead for thousands of years, why the Liu Dynasty is not in the historical records, have you read some unofficial history?"
"Uncle, everything I said is true. I definitely didn't lie to you. I didn't mean to tease you on purpose. I'm really not the person I am now. I am..." Dou Yacai was eager to explain, but now she couldn't find a good one.
Way to convince him.
"Okay, Dou Yacai, I don't care whether you are from the past, present or future. I just want to know one question. Do you like the palace? Are you willing to stay here forever?"
"I...uncle, do you think your palace is suitable for me?"
She was restless, and there were too many rules in the palace. If Liu Hao hadn't been very strict with her and turned a blind eye to many things, she might have been bound by those rules and gone crazy.
"It seems inappropriate."
"So, I don't seem to like this palace very much."
"You want to leave?" Liu Hao became nervous for a moment.
"Sometimes I have this idea."
"Really?" The prince's pride was stimulated.
"um, yes."
"That's right, I am so beautiful and handsome, you naturally feel that you are not good enough for me, and then you are afraid that I will kick you out, so you laid the foundation in advance and deliberately said that you don't like the palace, right? Or, I used to like Yun Luo
Do you still have any objections? A woman's heart is indeed a petty one." Liu Hao said, minding his own business.
"Uncle, are your thoughts going too fast and in too many corners?" Dou Yacai turned around and looked at Liu Hao's slightly cheeky handsome face and asked.
"Actually, you don't have to feel inferior. My conditions are better than yours. However, you are sallow and thin, with breasts as small as oranges, ass as flat as a pancake, and waist as thin as a bamboo pole. But after all, I married you, so you don't have to
I blame myself..." Liu Hao said, seeming to have made a huge sacrifice for Dou Yacai.
Dou Yacai finally understood what Liu Hao farted.
She stood up, smiled, and poured the ink in her hand, which was what the Sixth Prince was accustomed to using, back to Yunluo and asked the palace maid Yueyue to come over and ask for it, and splashed it on Liu Hao's face. Liu Hao's handsome face
He Wei'an couldn't dodge, and was splashed all over him, and his white robe turned into a flowered robe.
"You..." He opened his mouth, and the black ink flowed into his mouth again, making it difficult to open his mouth.
When Liu Hao was wiping the ink on his face, Dou Yacai stretched out his foot and kicked Liu Hao from the side of the fishing pond into the fishing pond, startling a whole pond of big and small fish, and the fish splashed out from the pond.
People jumped up in the pool, and many even jumped to the shore.
Dou Yacai saw Liu Hao's jade tree facing the wind, and his handsome body fluttering in the fishing pond a few times. It was obvious that he drank a lot of water, and the ink dispersed, making the fishing pond under the moonlight a little darker.
color.
Dou Yacai was dumbfounded.
This...when did the uncle become so delicate? She just kicked him lightly and he fell into the water? It was already midnight, the weather was slightly cool, and the water temperature in the fishing pond must be low. Liu Hao was in the water at the moment
In the pool, my heart may be soaring and my heart is feeling cold.
Dou Yacai took the remaining pen, ink, paper and inkstone and ran away quickly, not even the love poems.
When she turned around while running, she saw Liu Hao staggering up from the fishing pond holding his soaked robe.
"Dou Yacai..." Liu Hao roared so loudly that the birds making out in the imperial garden were so frightened that they flew into the air.
And that roar also reached the ears of the Queen of Yongning Palace and Princess Yunluo of Cixin Palace. Overnight, these two women had a way to deal with Dou Yacai, although they did not collude.
But they all have a common mentality, they don't like Dou Yacai very much.
By the time Liu Huan returned to Jingyang Palace in wet clothes and dripping water, he was already sneezing all the time, and Dou Yacai had already lied back on the bed and pretended to be dead, although she wanted to open her eyes and take a look at Liu Huan.
Jian was in such a state of embarrassment that even though he lost his temper and kicked the stool in the bedroom with a rattling sound, she remained motionless and snored like thunder.
"Dou Yacai, get up!"
Dou Yacai refused to get up because she knew that if she got up, Liu Hao might throw her into the pool.
"A sneeze..." A loud noise——
Dou Yacai gritted his teeth and crawled out of bed——
"Your Majesty, the Princess will change your clothes."
She tremblingly took off Liu Hao's soaked clothes. When she saw his handsome body, she couldn't help but sigh a little, but she no longer had the time or courage to indulge in sexual intercourse, so she took some clean clothes instead.
He puts it on.
Liu Hao's face remained stern during the whole process, even though his body was shivering from the cold.
"Your Majesty, you have changed your clothes, please go to bed." Dou Yacai pushed the silent man onto the bed, then quietly blew out the candle.
"Dou Yacai, I am infected with the cold, infected!"
"Well, I know, uncle, be good and go to sleep. You'll be fine after a good sleep."
"You have to take care of me until I recover."
"I certainly will."
Yes, she will definitely do it, because she was the one who caused him to catch the cold.
Liu Hao was infected. Sure enough, he was infected. He also sent Xiao Luzi to ask for leave in the morning. He lay in bed and never got up. Dou Yacai felt that he was deliberately pretending to be sick and not going to work, and deliberately let her see him.
It was only because of his weakness that he did not want to be treated by an imperial physician.
However, after all, it was the Sixth Prince who was ill. Even if he himself did not want to see a doctor, others would not allow him not to see a doctor. For example, the queen, Liu Hui's mother, hurried over with the imperial doctor. At that time, Dou
However, Ya Cai was still sleeping on the bed, kicking Liu Hao here and there with one foot, showing no intention of taking good care of the sick Sixth Prince.
When the Queen saw it, she became so angry that she slammed the table:
"What's going on? What's going on?"
There was a burst of thunder, and Liu Hao opened his heavy eyelids. Dou Yacai woke up with a jolt. She was only wearing a small bellyband, and Liu Hao subconsciously covered her with a quilt.
"Greetings to Queen Mother." Dou Yacai hurriedly hid under the quilt and got dressed. Liu Huang waited until she finished dressing before putting down the hand covering the quilt.
Only then did Dou Yacai realize that the Queen Empress had brought a bunch of imperial doctors over at some point. Kneeling beside them were the eunuchs from Jingyang Palace, including Xiao Niba and Xiao Yu. Everyone's face was filled with fear, and even,
Princess Yunluo of Cixin Palace also came, kneeling there, silently weeping and silently worrying about Liu Hao.
"Can you please comfort me? Can you please comfort me? Kuai'er, what happened to you? I heard they said that you fell into the fishing pond. How did it happen? Is it because the lanterns in the imperial garden were not lit bright enough?"
While the queen signaled the imperial doctor to diagnose and treat Liu Huan, she was thinking about how Liu Huan could fall into the water at such an old age.
"Mother, I'm... okay..."
"Your Majesty, you are so ill and you still want to hide it from your mother. Look, your face is so burned. Tell your mother, who pushed you into the fishing pond?" The Queen stretched out her hand and touched Liu Hao.
His face felt hot, and he couldn't hide his anger. He wanted to find the culprit and beat him for three days to vent his anger on his son.
"I……"
"And Dou Yacai, as the princess of Kuai'er, you didn't know how to take care of him during his serious illness, and slept soundly in an extremely indecent manner. How can I trust Kuai'er to you?"
The Empress then turned her spear to Dou Yacai, who was kneeling silently aside. She was even more angry and hit seven, eight, eighty-nine places.
"Mother, forgive me..." Dou Yacai was careless and forgot that the Empress was thinking about the big shot who was trying to make trouble for her at this moment. At this moment, she didn't do enough to sentence her to death.
"If I don't come, wouldn't I, Huang'er... wouldn't I..." As she said that, the Queen's eyes turned red, and she felt very sorry for Liu Huang.
"Mother, I'm really fine. I accidentally slipped and fell into the water. It's no one's business..."
"Brother Six, why are you lying? Didn't Princess Six push you down?" Here, Yun Luo leisurely covered her mouth and spoke.
Yun Luo's words were like timely gunpowder, igniting the fuse on the Queen's body.
"What?! You were the one who pushed Kuai'er into the water?" The Empress glared at Dou Yacai, her eyes tightening. "How unbecoming is this? Are there any more rules in this palace?" That sharp tone shocked Dou.
Ya Cai was stunned for a moment and couldn't speak, because indeed, Yun Luo was telling the truth.
Liu Hao felt a severe headache. "Mother, it's none of her business. I accidentally jumped in my heart. At that time, Ya Cai wanted to jump down to save me... Yun Luo must have heard wrong."
Upon hearing this, Princess Yunluo opened her almond-shaped eyes in disbelief, "Brother Six, do you mean I'm lying?"
"That's not what I meant."
The queen's anger has not dissipated: "No matter what, Dou Yacai has neglected her duty as the sixth princess. From today on, Dou Yacai will come to Yongning Palace of this palace every day, and I will personally reprimand you! Dou Yacai,
do you understand?"
"My wife, I understand. Thank you, Queen Mother."
"Mother, who will take care of me when she is gone?" Liu Hao said, "Her chicken soup is very good, I want to drink it."
Dou Yacai was startled. She didn't know how to make chicken soup. It was Xiaoyu or Xiaoniba who made the chicken soup in the past.
"Why don't I do it? It's more important for the Sixth Princess to listen to the admonishment." Yun Luo spoke again. She already understood that happiness would not be obtained by just standing around without fighting for it. Her motto in life is: happiness must be fought for.
The Queen was obviously stunned for a moment after hearing this.
"Let the palace servants serve you, Yun Luo. You and Dou Yacai will also come to Yongning Palace."
Yun Luo raised his head, then lowered his head, and said lightly, "Yes."
I didn't get any love poems, and I didn't talk about life and love in depth. Instead, I ended up listening to the Queen's admonishment.
From then on, Xiao Dou Ya will have to accept the instructions from the spicy mother-in-law.
【2】
Horror stories told to Liu Hao
Tonight is the last night that Dou Yacai and Liu Hui will sleep together. The Queen has made it clear that Dou Yacai and Liu Hui are not allowed to sleep in the same bed for the next month because she is not taking good care of Liu Hui.
Go to Yongning Palace so that she can be reprimanded from time to time.
Looking forward to the difficult years ahead, Dou Yacai couldn't help but feel more stressed. She tossed and turned in bed unable to sleep. Seeing Liu Hao, who had recovered, looking at this and that in front of the desk like a normal person, she complained in her heart:
"Hey, uncle, I'm going to jail!"
Liu Hao raised his head and said calmly, "It's okay, you are so smart, I believe you can survive it safely, and the queen will let you back in less than a month."
Damn it, so a woman shouldn’t be too strong sometimes, otherwise a man will think you can protect yourself, so he won’t put any thought into protecting you fiercely.
Dou Yacai's eyes couldn't help but flash the scene of her tragic death under the empress's admonishment and bullying. Her hair stood on end, and a story about a vicious mother-in-law who forced her daughter-in-law to death suddenly rang out. She decided to tell this story to Liu Hao.
:
"Let me tell you a ghost story, similar to "Sou Shen Ji". This story has a strong educational significance, please pay attention to some details."
"What story?" Liu Hao finally raised his head, walked to the bed, sat down, and helped Dou Yacai take out the hair that was in his mouth.
"Listen carefully, the heroine of the story is called Xiaodou, and the male protagonist is called Xiaohuang. A long time ago, Xiaodou married Xiaohuang. On the third day after Xiaodou married, her husband Xiaohuang went to Beijing to take the exam. From then on, the family
Only Xiao Dou and her mother-in-law Xiao Hou were left to depend on each other. In the first half of the year, Xiao Hou was kind to Xiao Dou, but after half a year, Xiao Hou suddenly became extremely vicious and abused Xiao Dou every day.
Xiao Dou knelt on the rocks by the river every morning to wash Xiao Hou's clothes. When he rubbed them too hard, Xiao Hou came up with a stick and said, "You rub them so hard because you want to wash my clothes and make me wear them, right?";
Xiao Dou kicked her over again and said, "You haven't been in jail for ten years? Can you wash it clean with such a light wash?" Xiao Dou finally finished washing the clothes and wanted to dry them on the rope. Xiao Hou
He slapped me and cursed: 'There is dust on the rope and the clothes are dirty, so why bother washing them?'
The vicious Xiao Hou made Xiao Dou kneel under the scorching sun and hold up the clothes in the wind until the clothes were dried. But Xiao Dou just tolerated it without any complaints.
One day, Xiaohou said to Xiaodou: 'Today I am going to the temple to worship the Bodhisattva and will come back in the evening. There are two steamed buns in the pot. You should watch them carefully so that the dogs don't eat them. Leave them for me to eat when I come back in the evening.'
After Xiao Dou sent Xiao Hou away, she couldn't bear the smell of the steamed buns, so she secretly opened the lid of the pot and smelled it. She hadn't eaten in three days and was really hungry.
The steamed buns are right in front of you, just take one bite and it will be ready... Thinking this way, Xiaodou couldn't help but reach out and pick up the steamed buns and took a bite. She quickly put the steamed buns into the pot and closed the lid... After savoring the fragrance of the steamed buns, Xiaodou
I couldn't help but open the lid and take a second bite, one bite, one bite...until Xiaodou had eaten both steamed buns.
Xiao Hou came back at noon. As soon as he opened the lid of the pot, his face turned green.
Xiaodou was an honest person and would not lie. He immediately knelt down and confessed that he had eaten the steamed buns.
'I'll let you eat, let you eat... You're such a delicious and lazy poisonous woman... you want to starve me to death...' Xiaohou said while finding a sewing needle, opening Xiaodou's mouth, and pulling out Xiaodou
He poked the needle on Xiaodou's tongue until there was blood, then changed the position and poked... needle after needle, Xiaohou gradually smiled when he saw the bright red blood of Xiaodou.
Just like that, Xiao Hou kept poking and poking, Xiao Dou was in so much pain that he no longer had the strength to cry. When Xiao Hou finally relieved himself and left, Xiao Dou also passed out.
In the evening, Xiaodou found a bottle of rat poison, wiped his neck and committed suicide. The vicious Xiaohou saw all this and laughed happily. "
"Finished?"
"Well, is it miserable?"
"Go to sleep and cherish this last night." Liu Hao lay down on the quilt, held Dou Yacai in his arms, and prepared to sleep.
"Uncle, don't you think Xiao Dou is miserable, Xiao Hou is bad, and Xiao Huang is also bad?" Dou Yacai broke away from his embrace, sat up, and asked, shaking Liu Hao's shoulders.
"It's miserable and bad."
"Besides, do you know why Xiao Hou is so poisonous?"
"Why?" Liu Hao pulled Dou Yacai's body down again, rested his head on her shoulder, and breathed gently.
"Because there is a person named Xiaoyun who is instigating it behind the scenes."
"oh."
"Xiaoyun is a person with a background. Xiaoyun fell in love with Xiaohuang and told Xiaohou that she wanted to marry Xiaohuang. Xiaohou also liked Xiaoyun very much, so Xiaohou thought that as long as Xiaodou violated the seven-out rule
, my son can write a letter of divorce and marry Xiaoyun in the capital. So Xiaohou has been abusing Xiaodou, but the kind and beautiful Xiaodou never retaliates and is very filial to her. Helpless, Xiaohou had to starve
Holding Xiaodou, and then going out on the pretext of worshiping the Bodhisattva, letting her eat secretly. In this way, Xiaodou committed the crime of great disrespect.
Sure enough, Xiaodou not only ate the steamed buns, but also confessed to the crime. Xiaohou, who was overjoyed, immediately told the news to Xiaoyun, who had been waiting for a reply, so..."
"So Xiao Huang killed Xiao Yun and then committed suicide in front of Xiao Dou's grave."
"ah?"
"Are you satisfied with this intentional ending?"
"...full...satisfied..."
"If you are satisfied, go to sleep."
"But... I don't want to die."
"If you don't sleep, you will die immediately!"
Dou Yacai then shut up and kept silent. In her dream, she saw Xiao Huang killing Xiao Yun with tears, so Xiao Dou laughed.
【3】
On the days when I was scolded by my mother-in-law
After last night, Dou Yacai moved from Jingyang Palace to Yongning Palace. Liu Hao was still sleeping when she left the palace.
"Uncle, I'm leaving." Dou Yacai carried her bedding and pushed Liu Hao's body. Liu Hao turned over and said "hmm" sleepily.
"If Xiaodou dies, there must be some grievance. Remember to avenge Xiaodou."
"good."
"Uncle!" Dou Yacai was a little angry when she saw Liu Yan's indifferent attitude, but since the people sent by the queen were outside and couldn't speak loudly, she had to come up with the next best idea -
She lay on Liu Hao's body and kissed him hard, but he still didn't respond. Dou Yacai's lips stayed on his face for a moment, and finally she took it back in frustration, and even the seduction failed.
.
Then just as she straightened up, Liu Hao turned around and hugged her in his arms, causing her to scream unprepared.
"Don't worry, Xiao Huang will secretly visit Xiao Dou, and Xiao Dou will not be bullied, because Xiao Huang has not married Xiao Dou yet."
Dou Yacai felt his pillar holding the sky, jumped away quickly, took the bedding and ran away——
Liu Hao looked at her hastily escaping back and smiled with his eyes closed.
When they arrived at Yongning Palace, the Queen had not yet gotten up, but Yun Luo had arrived early in the morning and sat on the chair given by the Queen, while Dou Yacai was arranged to kneel on the ground, waiting for the Queen to wake up.
Looking at Yun Luo drinking tea leisurely, Dou Yacai thought to herself, people with backgrounds are really different. At the same time, she also recalled the story she told her uncle last night. The smile on Yun Luo's face at this moment
, it’s very strategizing.
"Dou Yacai, is my sixth brother's cold all gone?"
"alright."
In the current formation, Yun Luo was sitting and Dou Yacai was kneeling, asking and answering questions, as if Xiao Yun was the master and Xiao Dou was the slave. Xiao Dou was very unhappy, but she thought about the scene in her dream where Xiao Huang killed Xiao Yun with tears.
, I felt a little relieved.
"Brother Six doesn't like sweets. The last time I saw you eating candied haws, you forced Brother Six to eat it. That's not good."
"Okay, your sixth brother won't eat it anymore." I gave him honey directly.O(∩_∩)O
Dou Yacai thought, this is indeed what happened. Last time she clamored to eat candied haws, and Liu Hao had no choice but to buy it. But when she saw Liu Hao frowning slightly, she asked him to eat it too, but Liu Hao couldn't resist her.
It's delicious. This seems to be what happened between the two of them in Jingyang Palace. How could Princess Yunluo know about it? Could it be that she is always paying close attention to every move in Jingyang Palace?
The empress did not come out to reprimand her, but Dou Yacai's knees had already begun to hurt. There was no flesh on her knees. At this moment, there was not even a mat where she was kneeling, and she was completely in close contact with the ground.
"It's better to kneel down. When the queen comes out later and sees you not kneeling down, she will punish you again. Xiao Linzi, bring her a mat and give it to her."
"Yes, Princess."
"Thank you."
She didn't want to do it at first, but after weighing the weight between her knees and a woman's strange self-esteem, Dou Yacai finally decided not to offend her little knees.
After kneeling for another half an hour, when Dou Yacai felt that she was about to collapse, her mother-in-law, Queen Xiaohou, finally appeared. She appeared wearing a phoenix crown, phoenix robe, and phoenix shoes. Yun Luo saw her.
She hurriedly helped her, and the queen patted her hand lovingly. When she faced Dou Yacai, her expression changed again:
"Why did you come now?"
+_+
"Mother, my wife and I came here two hours ago. Princess Yunluo can testify."
Here comes the admonishment, and the making things difficult begins. Dou Yacai told herself that today’s creed is just one word - "forbearance". Judging from the shape of the word "forbearance", "the word "forbearance" is a knife in the heart", "
The glyph "forbearance" illustrates the principle of "forbearance": one must endure until a knife is stabbed in one's heart without resisting.
Xiaohou and Xiaoyun join forces, does Xiaodou still have a chance of winning?
"Empress, don't be angry. She has indeed been here for a long time, and she has been kneeling all the time." Yun Luo helped the Empress calm down.
"Yunluo is still sensible. Yunluo, you are my little cotton-padded jacket."
The Queen and Yun Luo looked at each other affectionately.
"Mother, in my opinion, Princess Yunluo should be your little belly pocket." Just now she said she could bear it, but when Dou Yacai heard the sincere conversation between the two, she couldn't bear it.
As soon as these words came out, the queen's expression immediately changed: "You are so bold, you dare to humiliate me, come on, slap me!"
"Queen Mother, wait a minute, listen to what I have to say before you slap me."
"Your Majesty, please stop for a moment to see what she said."
"Okay, for Yun Luo's sake, just say it."
"The empress said that Princess Yunluo is a little cotton-padded jacket, which means that Princess Yunluo is the most caring person to you, but there are some clothes inside the little cotton-padded jacket. Only the little bellyband is the closest thing to your heart, and,
Princess Yunluo is delicate and charming, and the wind and willows are weak, and the queen mother's style in a little bellyband cannot be compared to that of a little cotton-padded jacket."
Dou Yacai's words made the Empress Queen's anger dissipate a little.
"Last time I asked Aunt Cai to teach you the "Girls' Precepts", but not only did she fail to teach you, she also asked Hao'er to give you a severe punishment. This time, I personally came to reprimand you. Please tell me about "Girls' Commandments".
What are the chapters on couples and Jingshen in "Jie"?
"Yes, Queen Mother. In the chapter "Couple", it is believed that the husband is bigger than the sky and must serve him respectfully. "If a woman is not virtuous, she will not be able to serve her husband. If a woman does not serve her husband, her moral integrity will be ruined.
"We must make women understand the truth clearly." In the "Jingshen" chapter, it is advocated that "men regard strength as valuable, and women regard weakness as beauty. Regardless of right or wrong, women should unconditionally obey their husbands." One is strong and the other is soft.
Only by working together can the righteousness between husband and wife be preserved forever."
"That's good, what do you think you did?"
"What my wife-in-law did is far from enough. No, it's not far from enough. It's simply not up to standard."
"Just because you were still sleeping there when you were infected with the cold that day, I can expel you from the palace in my capacity as queen."
"Yes, I am aware of my guilt."
"Since you are guilty, you will be punished. I will punish you not only not to drink Jian'er and sleep with Jian'er for this month, but also not to see Jian'er. You can only see Jian'er unless I give permission, otherwise..." Otherwise, what, the Queen?
I won’t go any further, but what you can know is that otherwise the consequences may be serious.
"Yes, my wife-in-law knows." Didn't Xiao Huang say that he would secretly look at Xiaodou when he came back? So, it doesn't matter.
"In the chapter "Women's Conduct", four behavioral standards for women are set out: "Being chaste, quiet, leisurely, and acting with shame is a woman's virtue; not talking nonsense and being overbearing, choosing your words, and stopping at the right time, is a woman's speech.
"Being neatly dressed and not stained or disgraceful is a woman's appearance; concentrating on weaving, being unsmiling, cooking delicious food, and entertaining guests is a woman's work." If a woman has these four qualities, speech, appearance, and work, she will not be rude. These four
OK, do you know?"
"My wife knows."
"I have decided to train you in four aspects: virtue, speech, appearance, and work. The first thing I will train is a 'work'."
"Did the Queen Mother say that my daughter-in-law should be allowed to weave, cook, and entertain guests?" Dou Yacai raised her head in surprise. Hospitality was okay. She was a good speaker, but she definitely couldn't weave and cook.
"What, do you have any objections?"
"No...no..."
"Okay, you go to the imperial dining room first and make a chicken soup. The chicken soup is good for those who are cold. After half an hour, I will ask Jian'er to drink it. From then on, you must make soup for him with your own hands every day."
"Yes, Queen Mother..."
"Yunluo, come and play chess with me."
Yun Luo helped the Queen and left. She looked back at Dou Yacai, who was a little dazed, and smiled softly. Her smile was still very beautiful.
"Farewell to my mother."
Making chicken soup is an arduous labor. Dou Yacai thought about how to kill the chicken and cut it into pieces, so her face became very environmentally friendly. [It also means that the face will turn green, and when she sees other people's faces, they will turn green in the future.
Now, I suggest everyone say that her face has become environmentally friendly.】
Because of the Queen's order, no one in the imperial dining room dared to help. Dou Yacai looked at the chicken in the cage and was helpless. Finally, she decided to have a good communication with the chicken:
"Chicken, I won't kill you anymore, how about you die by yourself?"
The chicken looked at Dou Yacai with suspicion.
"Chicken, your wife ran away with someone and you became a cuckold." +_+
"Princess, this chicken is a hen." A soft-hearted young chef stood at the door of the imperial dining room and reminded him kindly.
"Oh, ah? Damn it, but maybe this chicken has a broken sleeve like your former Sixth Prince."
Hearing this, the little master ran away in despair, and the chicken seemed to make another angry sound.
"You actually compared me to a chicken. The female preceptor just now thought you were going in one ear and out the other." As soon as Liu Hao came down to court, Xiao Linzi from Yongning Palace whispered to him that the Sixth Princess had ordered the order from the Queen.
She personally cooked a bowl of chicken soup for him to drink. After hearing this, he rushed to the imperial dining room. As soon as he came in, what he heard was that she not only called the chicken a chicken with cut sleeves, but she also called him a slut.
"Uncle, you're here." Xiao Huang was so nice that he secretly came to see Xiaodou.
Liu Huang frowned and pushed away the chicken-killing knife that Dou Yacai put in front of him. He looked at the chicken and then at her:
"I'm afraid this chicken won't die on its own."
"Uncle, please kill the chicken for me. You will drink it anyway."
Liu Hao curled his lips and shook his head, "I don't kill animals, and I don't know how to kill chickens."
"Is a man who can't kill a chicken still a man? Most men can kill chickens, but Ah San is very good at killing chickens..." Dou Yacai looked up and down at Liu Hao with disdain, expressing that she didn't think highly of him.
Liu Hao's self-esteem was suddenly greatly challenged——
"You have really learned the female ring in vain. How difficult is it to kill a chicken? I dare to kill even people. I am afraid that a chicken will fail. Get out of the way and catch the chicken!"
"Ah San catches the chickens by himself, and they are hens, and hens prefer male butchers."
O__O”…
"Get out of the way and open the cage!"
So Dou Yacai opened the cage, and Liu Hao reached in to catch the chicken, but the chicken fainted at some point. Dou Yacai and Liu Hao looked at each other, and Liu Hao reached in and wrinkled.
With raised eyebrows, he easily caught the chicken.
Pressing the chicken on the chopping board, Liu Hao raised the knife and slashed it down hard. The chicken, which was still staring at death, instantly closed its eyes.
That poor chicken ended its mission in the human world. Perhaps what it said to itself on the way to the underworld was——
In the next life, I will be a human being, not a chicken.
"Sixth Master, hurry up, hurry up, the queen has sent someone to the imperial kitchen." The young master who ran away just now came to report the news. When Liu Hao heard this, he threw down the knife and the dead chicken.
"Dou Yacai, I'm waiting for your chicken soup."
Liu Hao and the young master escaped before the Queen's people arrived.
Dou Yacai could only look at the chicken speechlessly.
【Half an hour later】
The Empress and Princess Yunluo had finished playing chess and appreciating the flowers. Dou Yacai's chicken soup had also been stewed, and her face was all dirty and black.
The Queen glanced at the chicken soup and said to Xiao Linzi:
"Go and call the Sixth Prince to come over."
"Mother, I'm already here." As soon as he finished speaking, Liu Hao's slightly relaxed voice was heard. When he saw her standing there dirty with chicken soup, Liu Hao wiped his nose with his hand.
"Brother Six, you are here."
"Kui'er, let Dou Yacai make chicken soup for you. Come and drink it. From now on, she will cook it for you every day. I am practicing her ICBC job." The queen asked Liu Wei to sit down with great affection.
Let Dou Yacai bring the chicken soup.
"Your Majesty, please drink chicken soup."
"Yeah, not bad." Liu Hao smiled and took the chicken soup, without using the spoon, and took a sip directly.
At that time, Yun Luo's hand was holding the skirt of his chest, Sixth brother, don't blame me.
"How's it going, uncle?" This is the first time she has made soup.
"Still..." Liu Hao put down the bowl and was about to speak, but he felt that his mind was dizzy and he fell down softly.
"Ah..." The Empress and Princess Yunluo screamed, and blood flowed from the corners of Liu Hao's mouth.
Suddenly, Yongning Palace was in chaos, but Dou Yacai still didn't understand what was going on.
[The chapter is 10,000 words long. Dou Yacai is about to grow up. Some people say that Dou Yacai wants to persecute the queen. If he really does this, it would be the stupidest choice.]