"One-night stand? What is a one-night stand? Sixth Princess, is this also your country dialect?"
O(╯□╰)o
"Uh... yes, the term "one-night stand" is a popular dialect in our countryside. It means... the emperor was drunk, and you asked the waiter to take him to the guest room and close the door, but the third prince at that time, who is now the emperor, because
He was drunk, lying on the bed like mud, still saying some frustrated words.
Then Sister Yu went to take care of her with good intentions. As a result, the emperor's male hormones became more and more powerful under the stimulation of alcohol. When you took care of him in the past, you would inevitably make dangerous moves such as touching him. At this time, the emperor suddenly
He turned over and pulled you over and pressed you down, and then he started to take off your clothes. Because Sister Yu, you fell in love with the emperor at first sight and couldn't resist his charm. In addition, the emperor's body was strong and powerful, so you pushed him half way.
When the emperor saw that you were reluctant to give up, he became even more excited, and the male hormones were secreted even more vigorously. Then, the one-night stand happened naturally, and you fell asleep with shyness and happiness, imagining the upcoming happiness.
When we got together the next morning, the emperor saw a naked beauty lying next to him. He pulled back the quilt and saw that he was also naked. So at that moment, he completely woke up from the wine. What happened the night before was like
I replayed it in my mind like an opera before I realized what happened, and then whispered, I will be responsible for you."
"You...how do you know everything?" After listening to Dou Yacai's passionate speech, Jin Yu's face turned red like a ripe tomato. What Dou Yacai said was indeed exactly the same as what happened back then.
, nothing was missing, she felt that the person in front of her was so magical.
"Ahem... Well, because Dou Yacai is a clever and calculating princess."
"Really, in my opinion, you and the Sixth Prince were like this back then, right?" Jinyu said with a smile.
"How is this possible? I was only ten years old when I met him. We...we only started three years later, hehe..." He would be a little embarrassed to talk about his private affairs, and the same was true for Dou Yacai.
"It seems that Mr. Liu is sincere to you."
What a bastard, maybe he is really fooling around with other women now. Dou Yacai spurned Liu Hao in her heart. Thinking about it, Dou Yacai felt a pain in her heart. That day when Liu Hao told her that Liu Hao had
When the two armies were fighting on the battlefield and rescued Princess Langnu regardless of danger, her heart was broken.
She originally thought about leaving the palace at all costs and wandering around the world so that he could never be found again, or she simply took a pity on Liu Yan and became a queen and asked Liu Yan to come back and kneel down to her in front of all the civil and military officials. This should be
The most relieving thing.
However, her heart told her that this was not the result she really wanted. There was still some hope in her heart. Moreover, she comforted herself. He was at the border and she was in the capital. Today, the sky is south and north.
There might be some misunderstanding hidden in the distance.
"Sixth Princess...Sixth Princess, what are you thinking about?" Jin Yu suddenly became stunned when Dou Yacai was talking and shouted twice in confusion.
"Oh, it's okay, I was thinking about the one-night stand, haha." Dou Yacai shook his head and removed the passionate image of Liu Hui's one-night stand with Xiangnu from his mind. "Men can separate sex and love, and women can separate sex and love.
But it is difficult to do. A man can have a relationship with a strange woman without any feelings, and the woman already has feelings for him before having sex with him, otherwise she will not let the man enter her body. But after a one-night stand, the man will already have feelings for him.
She completely forgot about the person who was once her pillow, but the poor passionate woman still thinks about the man she had a relationship with, savoring his body temperature and breath, imagining that maybe the tenderness will remain the same in the future, and inexplicably falls into abnormal emotions.
You can’t go away by yourself, because a man is an animal that can think only with his lower body, but a woman can’t.”
Since men can have sex with other women without emotion, can women forgive such men? For example, if the uncle has sex with the elephant slave without knowing it, should she insist on kicking her?
Kick away?
"What you said seems to be right." Jinyu nodded in agreement. Thinking about it, the emperor is the one who has no emotions, and she is the woman who inexplicably fell into the emotions of memory and couldn't extricate herself for many years.
Of course, Dou Yacai was originally confident, but now because of her words, she began to think about whether Liu Hao was thinking about her from the upper body or from the lower body.
It should be the upper body, because she doesn't have the conditions to make a handsome man think with the lower body. But if she uses the upper body to think, why did he have an affair with the elephant slave? In other words, the uncle originally used the upper body to do it to her.
He was thinking, but now he suddenly woke up. As his upper body woke up, his lower body also woke up and started looking for another person?
Alas, I just wanted to forget about Liu Hao, but he sneaked out again. Dou Yacai thought, stretched out her hand and hit her head hard, causing herself to cry out in pain.
【2】
"Sixth Princess, why did you suddenly hit yourself on the head?"
+_+
"Oh. I... I feel a little headache. We live in an old house in the country. If you have a headache, just hit your head. This will drive away the pain."
"There are many special things in your country. It's really curious."
"Haha, yes, yes, if sister Ruoyu is free, you can come and play with us." Haha, invite people from ancient times to play in modern times.
"I will spend my whole life in this palace, and I can't go anywhere. If I can get some sincerity from the emperor before I die of old age, I will be satisfied."
"Sister Yu, if you want a man to be sincere to you, the most important thing is to make him think about you from the lower body to the upper body. Thinking with the lower body is the attitude of most men towards most women. For example, the emperor was drunk in that small inn
Being drunk and going hard on your bully means thinking with the lower body. If a man uses the lower body, which means the man's lifeblood, to think about this woman, this woman is basically useless and can only become a tool for men to vent their sexual desires. Of course, she will occasionally do so.
There is a bit of love and affection, but it is basically the way an owner treats kittens and puppies; and if a man uses his upper body, that is, his head, to think about this woman, it means that this man really values you and cares about you.
, willing to spend a lifetime with you, such a situation is relatively rare. A man’s impulse towards a woman basically starts from thinking about the lower body.”
Jinyu was stunned for a moment as Dou Yacai said one thing after another. Perhaps only Dou Yacai could say such shocking remarks. She also began to understand why the Sixth Prince, who was immune to women, why only this pair of
The thin and ugly girl was tempted, because although listening to her talk would make people blush, it was very useful and inspiring.
No wonder the emperor, who never showed his sincerity to women, also had persistent thoughts. Although Dou Yacai is not good-looking, he has a magical power in his body that makes people have to pay attention to him.
Perhaps, the emperor would really be happy if he were with her? Such a thought flashed through Jinyu's mind.
"You are right. Your Majesty has never thought about me with the upper body. Even... the lower body has not been thinking for a long time..." Jin Yu also said something that made Dou Yacai almost fall.
"But I will always remember that afternoon, when I was helpless and crying, a man in white appeared in front of me like a god."
"Sister Yu, how about letting me help you? This time I came here with the intention of helping you."
"Help me? Sixth Princess, I treated you like this last time, why can you ignore the past grudges?"
"I know Sister Yu that you love the Emperor very much. The last time you were so excited about me was not because you were afraid that the Emperor would favor me, but because you were afraid that he would really leave me and end up being infamy throughout the ages, so you planned to attack me. You are so
I did it all because I love him. Besides, didn’t I also give you a hard blow and hurt your shoulder?”
Dou Yacai knew that Concubine Yu was exactly like what Ban Zhao said in "Female Commandments": women are humble first, couples second, respect and caution third, women's behavior fourth, concentration fifth, and obedience sixth.
Uncle and sister seventh. Follow the person you should follow and do things with caution. She was born like a piece of clothing belonging to Liu Yan. Let him wear it and take it off. She will be obedient when he puts it on and when he throws it away.
She will be quiet. Things with her are already the pinnacle of the illegal things she has done in her life.
Jinyu couldn't help but smile bitterly after listening to Dou Yacai's words. Even Dou Yacai could see that she made this move to prevent the emperor from making his sister-in-law his queen and end up being known as a coward and tyrant. However, the emperor did not
I didn't see it at all, and I really thought of her as a villain. But I didn't know that all her evil was just pretended?
"Sixth Princess, I understand your kindness, but I am the emperor's woman. I was, am, and will be in the future. I will live for him as long as I live. I will never have any calculations. If he wants
I will accept it happily no matter how you treat me."
"Sister Jade, Tian Li combines to become a man, and woman combines to become a good person. Men...are difficult people; women...are also good people! Seven paintings are "male", and three paintings are "female". The sweetest love is obtained by three points,
Seven points want; and the most stable marriage is seven points getting and three points wanting. Therefore, the reason why marriage is not sweet is because women let men get too much. Therefore, you should pay less so that the emperor can feel your love.
It's precious." Dou Yacai was anxious. The stubborn thoughts of ancient women were like a peak to her. She needed to keep climbing, but she kept encountering obstacles in the process of climbing.
"You are right, but he is the emperor, he has a harem of three thousand beauties, and he is the most uncontrollable man in the world. What can I do?"
"There is a saying in our countryside that the world is as black as crows. Let me explain it to you. The original meaning of this sentence is to metaphor that the exploiters and oppressors are all equally bad no matter where they are, but it is also used in our countryside.
To describe men, they are all the same thing. Think about it, if the emperor takes off his dragon robe, removes the title 'I', and removes all titles and status, wouldn't he essentially be a man?"
Looking at this hazy ancient woman who seemed to understand but not understand, Dou Yacai could only explain it patiently and carefully bit by bit.
"is that so?"
"Of course, as long as you treat her as an ordinary man and use the methods I teach you to get along with the emperor, he will start to value you and start to love you."
"But why are you so eager to help me?"
"To be honest, I have something to ask of you."
"What's up?"
"I want to assassinate the emperor."
【3】
"What did you say?" Jin Yu was so frightened that she slid down from her chair, "You are so brave, Dou Yacai, how dare you say this..."
"Shh, keep your voice down, it's not really an assassination, but..." Dou Yacai came close to Jin Yu's ear and told her the plan in her mind, which made Jin Yu frightened.
"What you said is true?"
"Of course it's true, Sister Yu. I really have no intention of competing with you or the other concubines for the position of queen, so you just need to believe me, be ruthless, and win back the emperor's heart."
A man's empire is his country, and a woman's empire is her man. If a woman is not ruthless, her empire will be unstable. As a woman, she must be ruthless, otherwise her empire will be ruined. Dou Yacai's empire cannot be ruined unless she does it herself.
"But if you leave, the emperor will be very sad. He is so lonely. Maybe you don't know that he has not favored any concubine for more than two months." Jinyu said this, and a bitter taste flashed in his heart.
, although she longed for the love of this evil man, this man never loved her, but when he was unhappy and unhappy, she wanted to help him so much.
"...Really?" Hearing this, Dou Yacai was also surprised for a while. He originally thought that Liu Yan, as a tyrant, must be extravagant and lustful, but he did not expect that he was actually a man of few desires.
"Haha...Yun Guiren and the others dress up like gods every day, and what's the use of trying their best to please the emperor? The emperor won't even look at it, they are always so cold. I think some of the concubines may have names that the emperor
I can’t scream.”
"Perhaps, since the death of Concubine Rong, he has become so unpredictable and unpredictable." Dou Yacai remembered that Liu Yan once told her about the grudges between Concubine Rong and the Empress Dowager.
Since then, his relationship with Liu Hao has broken down.
"I don't know much about what happened in the past. I only heard some fragments, but I know that although he defeated the Sixth Prince and became emperor, he was not happy. Have you ever seen him smile?"
Looking back, I have almost never seen Liu Yan's smile. He was always cold, distant and strange, and no one could ever figure out what he was thinking.
I don’t know why, but a certain maternal chord in Dou Yacai’s heart was touched. She suddenly wanted to give up her plan to leave the palace. Maybe Liu Yan was also a person who needed to be cared about. Maybe she should talk to him carefully.
Just speak and enlighten him.
No, no, no, bah, bah, bah, where did you think of Dou Yacai? You can't be so philanthropic. Liu Yan's affairs are not your business, so you should go and regain the country.
"Okay, let's not talk anymore. Let's drink tea. This is tea made by me myself." Jinyu poured a cup of tea for Dou Yacai.
"Sister Yu, you are so amazing. You make everything with your own hands."
"That's because I have a lot of time. If I don't find something to do to kill my boring free time, I'm afraid I'll be bored. Drink it, it's delicious. Come on, get some more from what I made yesterday.
Here comes the candied fruit."
Dou Yacai picked up the tea cup and drank the tea slowly.
"Eat some more candied fruits."
"Okay." Dou Yacai picked up another candied fruit and ate it. Not long after eating, she suddenly felt dizzy. Looking at Jinyu again, tears fell from the corners of her eyes, miserable and sad.
have no choice……
"Sister Yu..." Dou Yacai felt weak all over, and then lay down softly on the ground.
"This tea is mixed with this special candied fruit..."
"Why?"
"Invite the Sixth Princess to my bed..."
"what do you want to do?"
"I know that I cannot win the emperor's favor, but as his concubine, I will try my best to achieve the woman he wants for him. This is what a wife should do."
"Ignorance, ignorance! Concubine Yu, Sister Yu, aren't you sad when you see the man you love deeply being with another woman? Why don't you work hard to protect your love and dignity? Don't you love me anymore?
?Have you forgotten the first time you met?"
"A husband is the guide of his wife. If I love him, I must be generous and tolerant. Ya Cai, the emperor loves you. I am willing to treat you as a sister in the future. Please serve the emperor well."
"Aren't you worried that he will bear the eternal infamy?" Dou Yacai gradually felt that her strength was exhausted and her consciousness became blurred.
"Compared with the false reputation in the future, the present may be more important. I hope the emperor can have what he wants."
After Jin Yu finished speaking, she walked to the couch, took off all the clothes on Dou Yacai, wrapped her in a sheet, wiped the tears on her face, and walked out of her bedroom without hesitation.
Dou Yacai was completely speechless and choked. As the saying goes, a woman's heart is the most poisonous, but Dou Yacai always believed that a jealous woman's heart is the most poisonous. Originally, she thought she saw jealousy in Jinyu's eyes, so she thought of taking advantage of a woman's jealousy.
He helped her get out of the palace, but later found out that Jinyu really loved Liu Yan, and thought that if a woman loved a man, she would want him. She was still unhappy when her love rival said that he wanted to help her.
However, she never expected that Jinyu would be so "generous". Dou Yacai admitted that she had underestimated the men who compiled books in ancient times. They were so powerful that they could train a woman's heart to have an iron will.
【4】
In the imperial study, Liu Yan put down the brush in his hand and rubbed his sore shoulders. Since he came to the throne, Liu Yan has been very hands-on in everything, so he often works on state affairs until midnight.
"Your Majesty, it's time to rest. We have an early morning court meeting tomorrow." Yun Dehai, who was standing next to him, said cautiously in front of the mountain.
"It's time to rest."
"The emperor has not been to the concubines in the harem for two months." Yun Dehai said cautiously.
"Yeah?"
"It is a blessing for the country that the emperor is not greedy for beauty, but it will not be good if all the ladies in the harem feel neglected."
"Then I will obey you and go to Jinyu's place today."
"Yes, I will go and inform Concubine Jade now."
"There is no need to inform you, I will just walk there." Liu Hao left the imperial study and walked towards Jinyu's bedroom.
Tonight, the moonlight is boundless and the spring scenery is boundless.
[Note: Future chapters will be long chapters, and the number of words is the chapter name.]