The war between Dou Yacai and Xiangnu has begun【3】
Taking advantage of Liu Hao's dazed moment, a cold smile appeared on Xiang Nu's peerless face. The reason why he said it was cold was because when that weird smile appeared on such a beautiful face, it really chilled people's hearts.
Seeing Liu Huan's stunned reaction, Xiang Nu knew that the spells he had cast these days and the golden silkworm poison he had cast before had worked again.
Haha, when the biggest golden silkworm Gu is mastered, it won't even need a spell, and Liu Hao will automatically deliver it to his door.
"Sixth Prince, hold me." Xiang Nu stood up on tiptoes and pushed her plump flaming red lips up, rubbing her body seductively against his body unexpectedly. Liu Hao felt his head was a little dizzy.
My hands, feet, and mouth all seemed to feel anesthetized, and the red lips in front of me suddenly became alluring, and I really wanted to take a bite.
"Sixth Prince, come, I love you so much, be my consort, let's not fight anymore, let's live in peace, okay? I will be very nice to you, and make you the happiest man in the world, and I will also
She will be the happiest woman, number?" Xiangnu's soft pancreas, as soft as a white lotus root, quietly stretched out, hugged Liu Hao's strong waist teasingly, and her lips got closer and closer.
"Come on... come on." Her voice sounded like a lot of sugar, sweet and intoxicating, giving people a strong feeling of being unable to stop.
Liu Hao lowered his head involuntarily, moved his lips slowly towards her, and slowly moved his hands towards her waist.
The people around me felt like their blood was swelling. The Sixth Prince's sexy and charming body embraced the Elephant Slave's petite and exquisite figure, which made people imagine.
But Zhao Nan had a strange feeling in his heart. Why? Why did he have a strange feeling every time he saw the Sixth Prince having feelings for his slave? It was as if he couldn't help it. He even felt that the Sixth Prince was doing this.
It seemed like he was under some kind of control when things happened.
"Sixth Master! Sixth Master!" Zhao Nan boldly shouted twice, but Liu Hao did not look back and still moved closer to the elephant slave's talking mouth.
Then just when the two lips were about to touch, Liu Hao's eyes suddenly flashed Dou Yacai's tearful face, her sad look, and her back that kept walking forward regardless of him. He suddenly felt a basin of cold water.
Falling from the sky, my head suddenly woke up again. When I saw the person in my arms, I pushed her away with one hand, and the pain like needle pricks was relieved a lot.
"Go away!" The next moment, he shouted, raised his hand and threw it away!
Unlike the last time, this time the elephant slave was indulging in lust and was about to drink and kiss her. However, he was caught off guard without any defense. Before his charming and bright smile could disappear, he fell down.
The pain caused her to burst into tears when she bit the shit. The petals of wild roses were fluttering in the wind, which was so miserable that the people around her burst into laughter!
The manner of this elephant slave princess is so ugly!
"You!" The elephant slave was so ashamed that her charming appearance suddenly turned into a stumbling puppy. But when she saw Liu Hao's unusually cold eyes, she felt a strong sense of failure, which made her want to throw her away.
The eyes of everyone who saw this scene will be gouged out, right! When you go back, you will put a poison to make these people die of itching and pain!
Why? Why exactly? She is a princess, beautiful and sexy, and all the men in the Ivory Kingdom worship her and call her a goddess. And why, why did Liu Hao not look at him at all before he put the poison, and now he
She was poisoned, but it still didn't have much effect. Now it's so ugly. She is a princess of a country, how can she lose her face!
"Ami stock! Ami stock!"
The elephant slave shouted angrily, and a man hurried over.
"Hurry me up quickly!"
The general who was called Amigu was a simple and honest man.
"I warn you, my patience is limited..."
There was great indifference and alienation in Liu Hao's words. If he hadn't been unable to kill princesses, princes and other relatives without the emperor's permission, he might have wielded the sword in his hand.
"Yo yo yo... Who is this beautiful woman sitting on the ground?"
Just when Liu Hao was about to arrest the person, suddenly, a crisp voice joined in. Everyone followed the sound and saw a handsome-looking soldier walking over, followed by dozens of ragged beggars.
, everyone was carrying a big sack. I didn’t know what was in the sack, but it was squirming constantly and making the slightest sound.
Dou Yacai looked at the elephant slave. She was indeed a woman who would make men follow her involuntarily. Her hair was black and thick, her eyes were round and bright, her face was red and moist, and her legs were thin.
She is long, her chest is big and firm, her teeth are white and bright, her ankles are small and beautiful, and look at herself, she is just a stir-fried bean sprout.
Did God drink too much and doze off when he created man? Otherwise, there would be such a big difference in appearance between women? But also, what she possesses is intelligence and intelligence, hasn't it been proven before?
?This is a world that is both for beauties and talented women, but in the end it is still for talented women. Today she will prove this conclusion again.
"Why are you here? Didn't I ask you to rest?" Liu Hao frowned when he saw that she was wearing soldier's clothes and dragging a heavy sword, and he straightened her too-large clothes.
The movements were natural and he didn't feel any awkwardness at all.
Liu Hao and Zhao Nan had both seen Dou Yacai dressed as a man, but the others had never seen it and naturally did not know that the man who suddenly appeared was actually a woman. Therefore, they were very surprised by the habitual movements made by the Sixth Prince, and in
I began to guess in my mind, who this soldier was, and how he had such a close relationship with the Sixth Prince.
"I have already said that I want to be a female general, so I don't want to rest." Dou Yacai ignored Liu Huang's dissatisfaction, but she felt a little shy and sweet when she spoke. She had seen the scene when Liu Huang pushed away the elephant slave just now.
When I arrived, I felt very relieved. Although I was a little jealous about Liu Yan being taken advantage of, hadn't I already said that? Uncle Wang's beauty is like an iron wall. It's normal for others to want to take advantage of him, so just turn a blind eye for the time being.
Close one eye.
"obedient!"
"Don't listen!"
"good!!"
"Not good!!"
"If you don't behave, you won't be allowed to rest at night!"
"Then you can't rest either!"
Liu Hao had no choice but to resort to intimidation, but this conversation sounded extremely ambiguous.
The elephant slave was greatly surprised when he heard this. No wonder the Sixth Prince was not interested in her. It turned out that she was a broken sleeve.
"Liu Hao, I didn't expect you to be so good!" Xiangnu stood up and suddenly felt relieved. It turned out that it wasn't that he was unattractive, but that Liu Hao didn't like women at all. Then his princess must be in pain, right?
,Hahaha……
Dou Yacai was stunned for a moment, and immediately understood what Xiangnu meant. She was wearing men's clothes, but here she was flirting with Liu Haila. It would be strange if others didn't misunderstand her.
"This girl is Princess Xiangnu. She is indeed very beautiful!" Dou Yacai said as if she had just discovered a new world, but her tone was very contemptuous. Anyone with hearing can hear the irony in this issue.
"You little soldier, don't insult my princess." The honest general who had just been called Amigu scolded him.
"So what if it's an insult?" Dou Yacai said.
"Insult my princess, I... I will make you cut off your hands and feet!"
Looking at this excited but somewhat stupid-looking man, Dou Yacai immediately thought of the scene in "Wulin Gaiden" in which Lu Xiucai defeated Ji Wuming. He didn't know if he would make some modifications based on the copy today.
What is the effect? Will this Ami stock also be killed by her?
"What did you just say?" Dou Yacai stopped Liu Hao, who was about to hit someone, and asked Ami Gu again.
"I'm going to hit you!"
"Tzu once said: Force cannot solve any problem!
"What?"
"Douzi." [Confucius' name is Confucius, so Douzi is called Douzi.]
"Stop talking nonsense. I'll challenge you to a duel. How do you want to die? I'll make it happen for you!"
"Wait a minute! You can kill me, but you have to explain clearly first, by whose hands am I going to die?
"Nonsense, it's me!" Dou Yacai's nonsensical question not only made Amigu feel funny, but also Liu Hui found it strange, so he said:
"You go back, and those who wield knives and guns don't get involved!"
"Don't worry, I want to continue asking him. Whose hands did you just say I died in?"
"Me."
"who I am?"
When Amigu heard this, he was confused. After thinking for a while, he said, "How do I know who you are?"
When Dou Yacai heard this, he thought, oh my, modern TV screenwriters are really extraordinary. The reaction and question of this Ami stock at this moment were the same as what Ji Wuming asked Lu Xiucai at that time.
"You don't know who I am, right? You see, this is the problem. Is this the problem?"
Amigu looked at Xiangnu, Liu Hao, and Dou Yacai, "What do you mean?"
"This has to start with the relationship between man and the universe. There has been a problem bothering you for a long time. Do you know what it is?"
"What's the problem?"
"WHO AM I? That is, 'Who am I?'"
"I...I already know this..." Amigu said strangely, and the others looked at Dou Yacai shaking his head in a serious manner and felt puzzled.
"No! You don't know. Do you know? Who are you? Amigu? No! This is just a name, a code name. You can call it Amigu, I can also call Amigu, they can all do it.
What happens after this codename is taken away? Who are you?"
Amigu shook his head, "I don't know." Then he said angrily, "I don't need to know either!"
"Okay! Okay! Then you answer another question for me. Who am I?"
"Have you already asked this question?!" Amigu started to feel hot and impatient.
"No, I just asked about my id, and now I'm asking about myself."
"Does it make any difference?"
"For example, when I use my code name to have a conversation, your code name is also me. What does this mean? Does this mean that you are me and I am you?"
"What's the point of this question?"
"Then let me ask some meaningful questions! Where did I come from, where will I die, why do I appear in this world? What does my appearance mean to this world? Did the world choose me or did I choose
The world?!”
"That's enough!" Amigu held his head, feeling like his head was going to explode.
"Is there an inevitable connection between me and the universe? Does the universe have an end, does time have a length, where does the past time disappear, and where does the future time stop? The questions I raise at this moment are the same ones you just listened to
Any questions?"
"I...I'll kill you!!!!" Amigu suddenly became frantic, and Dou Yacai quickly asked the last question——
"Who killed me, and who did I kill?!"
"Did I kill me?" Amigu asked.
"The answer is correct! Let's do it!" Dou Yacai patted him on the shoulder.
"Ah! Ah!" Amigu raised the sword in his hand like crazy and stabbed himself in the abdomen, but the elephant slave quickly kicked the sword away——
"Can you, a little soldier, know how to cast spells and cast spells? You actually made General Amigu look like a lunatic!" The elephant slave slapped Amigu hard on the face, and he shook his head, but
Obviously, he still hasn't woken up from Dou Yacai's barrage of weird but unexplainable questions just now.
"This is not a spell, this is knowledge, and knowledge is power!"
Ye? After hearing the word Ye, a certain year flashed through Dou Yacai's mind, but it only passed by briefly and did not linger too much.
"Hmph! Just wait and see."
The elephant slave stared at Liu Hao and Dou Yacai with resentful eyes, whistled, and the elephants that had just calmed down started to move again. After a while, they started running towards this side.
"Ah!" The crowd started to commotion again, and the elephant slave took the opportunity to return to the elephant herd with Amigu.
"Dou Yacai!" Liu Hao hugged Dou Yacai who was standing still. The elephants were so excited that they couldn't resist at all.
"Uncle, don't be afraid, I have found a way."
"What can you do?"
"Of course, we'll see, but now you have to give me the right to issue orders."
"Sixth Master, you must not do this. This soldier has never appeared in the camp before. Maybe he belongs to the other side." At this time, the soldiers around Liu Hao stopped him.
"Let her go." Liu Hao handed Dou Yacai the flag commanding the three armies in his hand. When Dou Yacai saw it, he jumped up happily and kissed Liu Hao on the cheek. Regardless of everyone's stunned look, he took the flag and
said:
"The army obeys the order!"
"yes!"
"Let these rats out!"
Rats? Everyone was full of doubts after hearing this. If a huge elephant like an elephant doesn't even take a look at a horse, how can it take a few mice into consideration?
"First set the mice on fire, then divide them into four directions: southeast, northwest, and southeast, and put the fire mice into the elephant herd!"
"Listen to her!"
Liu Hao spoke, and Dou Yacai discovered that even if she took the order flag, the soldiers would ultimately obey Liu Hao's orders. It seemed that the Sixth Prince's prestige could not be shaken by just a flag.
After a while, many rats appeared on the battlefield. These rats had fire on their bodies. No one knew what kind of medicine the little soldier was selling in the gourd, but the elephant slave just smiled contemptuously when he saw it.
However, after less than half a quarter of an hour, the elephants fell down one by one. Some began to smoke from their bodies, and some started biting each other. Soon, the elephants became a mess, and the elephant slaves
The soldiers of the country were not only in disarray, but were also chased and trampled by their own elephants! Soon, blood flowed into rivers, and wailings could be heard everywhere.
The originally proud elephant slave's face suddenly changed. What's going on? Why did so many of her well-trained elephants fall down all at once?
Suddenly, the elephant beneath her also started to stir, its long trunk began to swing around, and then let out a mournful cry, and then began to run and jump like crazy. After the elephant slave screamed in fright, he turned over from the elephant's back.
It fell down.
Everyone was stunned and even Liu Yan looked surprised. What method did Dou Yacai use to make the elephant slave run away in a panic with a few tiny mice?
All the elephants in the Elephant Slave Kingdom fell within an hour. Many soldiers abandoned their helmets and fled away, and many were trampled to death. However, the Elephant Slave escaped under the protection of Amigu. She seemed to have fallen.
It was very serious. When Amigo hugged her and left, she had her eyes closed.
"Young soldier, what method are you using?" the general on the side asked excitedly. The problem that had lasted for many days was actually solved by a few mice.
"A small mouse can get into an elephant's nostrils and suffocate the elephant; or it can get into its ears and deafen it. Because the elephant is huge, the pores of its organs are correspondingly large. If the small animal does not
If you get in carefully, the elephant will feel very uncomfortable and may even be greatly stimulated and injured. However, there are not many such opportunities. Elephants and small animals such as mice have different living habits and are unlikely to live together.
The chance of inhaling the elephant's nostril is very rare. Just now I asked the brothers from the beggar gang to catch a lot of mice and light them on fire, because elephants are not only afraid of mice, but also afraid of fire, and fire mice are afraid of getting wet.
Even more frightened, the mouse was so flexible that it was burned by the fire and fled around in the elephant's body, and the elephant's body was also burned. The prince must reward the brothers of the beggar gang!" You can't really lead it.
They go to the capital to meet the gang leader, so give them more money for the time being.
As soon as Dou Yacai finished speaking, the crowd burst into endless applause. People found that the Sixth Prince, who rarely praised others, also clapped his hands a few times, with a look of appreciation on his face.
"Little brother, what's your name and which camp you are in now?"
"She is my king..." Just when Liu Hao was about to officially announce her identity as the princess, Dou Yacai secretly pinched him and said in time:
"My name is Hua Mulan!"
"Mulan? What a name! What a name!"
"What a name!"
"Thank you for the compliment!" Dou Yacai clasped her fists at those who admired her like a knight.
"Still playing! Let's go!" Liu Hao took her hand and said, "Listen! She is not Hua Mulan or a young soldier, she is my princess Dou Yacai!"
As soon as the words fell, the whole place fell into silence.
Princess Dou Bean Cai?
The escaped elephant slave heard this sentence.
princess?
Haha, Sixth Prince, what would you do if your princess was bewitched?
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