In the past, readers often said, hurry up and update. My hands are almost sore from swiping back and forth. Today, I have fully experienced the feeling of swiping back and forth, refreshing every few minutes. Let’s see what everyone thinks about the extra chapter.
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Okay, I will write a side story.
The extra chapter will be updated starting tomorrow. Readers who are willing to read it can continue to read it. It doesn't matter if they don't want to read it, because I think the ending is worth recalling.
The word count for extra updates is basically like this, 4,000 words per day, if there is more, there is no upper limit. As you know, the explosion of Xiaohu is amazing!!
In addition, ensure the quality of writing and never delay.
Extras are extras.
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In addition, you can also read the new article "The Prince's Little Princess", it will not be worse than Dou Yacai. Introduction:
[She is dark and fat, but she is called Gu Xiruo, which makes the handsome prince who is married to her think that she is a weak beauty. On the wedding day, she not only kicked him back when he kicked the sedan door, but also made him retreat.
After two steps, she still slept in the sedan chair until she forgot to get off. The prince looked at her and said with disgust, you really shouldn't be called Gu Xiruo, you should be called Gu Pangpang. She said seriously, "Gu Pangpang
Very good, haven't you heard the idiom "Gu Pan Sheng Hui"? The meaning of "Gu Pan Sheng Hui" is "expressive eyebrows and moving posture". The handsome prince didn't like her because she was dark and fat. However, on the wedding night, she drank an extra bowl of the emperor's gift.
Tonic, she actually slept with the handsome prince and gave birth to a fat little boy, but she was still disliked for being fat!
Later, she abducted him to the Jianghu to realize his dream of becoming a martial artist, and then she suddenly discovered that the beautiful prince was actually a martial arts master, much more advanced than she, a rookie in the martial arts world. And one day, he suddenly discovered that this Gu Pangpang actually had something too.
There are many suitors, is this world crazy? There are people who want Gu Pangpang?】
Among them, Ziyi Beibei compiled some classic quotations, you can take a sneak peek:
The Little Princess Jianghu/Princess Jiang Xiaohu A collection of witty sayings
[1] "You..." After Yuchijin reacted, he withdrew from her lips at lightning speed.
I'm embarrassed to say that this was the first kiss between Prince Jin and Yuchi Jin. Of course, Gu Xiruo, who didn't understand the situation, also gave her first kiss without knowing it.
"Your mouth is quite soft."
Gu Xiruo commented.
"You...yours is not bad." Yuchi Jin stood up, and he didn't know whether it was because of the sudden entry of paste into his brain or the sudden backflow of blood, but he said something very unreliable.
【2】 "...Girl, you seem to be too heavy." Yuchijin frowned and said, it was the first time someone said he was weak.
"No matter how heavy a woman is, she will turn into a puddle of soft water in the hands of a powerful man. This only means that you are not powerful enough." Xiao Si'er said calmly.
[3] "How can I lose weight if I don't eat enough?" Gu Xiruo finished eating the pig's trotters, touched Yun's rolling belly with satisfaction, and said her theory that was different from ordinary people.
You must eat well, otherwise you will not have the energy to lose weight.
【4】 "Mom, I'm hungry. I'm so hungry that my chest touches my back." She complained.
"Haha, Xiaosi, you are lying to me. With your fat body, how can your chest touch your back?" After hearing this, Gu Ruxuan couldn't help covering her mouth with a handkerchief and giggling.
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"Mom, I'm so sleepy, I want to sleep."
"Hehehe, little four, if you continue to sleep, you will become a piglet. No, you are already a piglet. If you continue to sleep, you will become a sow." Gu Ruxuan giggled again.
【5】"My lord, it was my name that deceived you, not me."
【6】 "In my opinion, you should not be called Gu Xiruo, you should be called Gu Pangpang instead!"
Gu Xiruo, who was under the hijab, was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Okay, Gu Panpan, has your Majesty never heard of an idiom called 'Gu Pan Shenghui'? Gu Pan Shenghui means 'expressive features and moving posture'."
"What I'm talking about is fat!" Yuchi Jin said through gritted teeth. He immediately regretted why he didn't ask her more when he saw her in Gujiapu that day.
[7] Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes. This is what Ouyang Feng said many years ago. Because of this very philosophical statement, many people are trying to sell iron, even if they abandon their wives, they still want to go to a place where there are people to experience it.
A taste of the world.
In fact, this can be reversed and asked, what about the place where there is no one? What is the place where there is no one?
Answer: Where there are no people there are bigger rivers and lakes. Once you enter the rivers and lakes, they are as deep as the sea. Where do you want to retreat?
Jianghu is not a good thing.
Jianghu, enter with caution.
【8】She wants to be the fattest and blackest chivalrous woman in history
Yuchi Jin had just made a silent balance in his mind. Spending his whole life with this fat black man day and night, and being used as a conversation piece after dinner, the former was like being imprisoned in a prison and executed, while the latter was just a rumor, and rumors only limited to the wise.
[9] The rule of this dynasty is that if a princess enters the palace, unless the emperor's decree or the princess herself passes away unfortunately, the marriage will be considered successful, and the princess will be considered a princess, and there is no reason to return the money.
After hearing this, Yuchi Jin immediately realized that he had been completely tricked by his father, Yuchi Gong.
Looking at Gu Xiruo again, a gust of wind blew, and the hijab, the red hijab, floated down.
Yuchi Jin felt that life was hopeless from now on.
【10】"Besides Gu Xiruo, what other name do you have?" Prince Jin asked angrily.
"You can call me Xiaosi'er."
The prince was silent for a long time:
"You should call me Gu Pangpang."
"Thank you." Gu Xiruo accepted happily. She was born to lie. She is weak and small because of her size. Boy, is the word "weak" appropriate?
It seems that Yuchi Jin is the first person in the world who is willing to let her name and image match.
Seeing her happy look, Yuchijin felt even more hopeless in life.
【11】The wood has become the boat and the rice has been cooked.
After bowing to heaven and earth, he was sent into the bridal chamber.
Her dream of being in the world was shattered.
His dream of a loving wife was shattered.
【12】"Gu Pangpang, you..." As soon as he opened his mouth, he felt a smell coming over him, and he quickly pinched his nose.
"Um... I'm sorry, I just ate sweet potato cake secretly, so I was rude."
Look, this is the tragedy of the combination of the palace and the world. The bride farted in front of the groom, and it was still loud. Not only was it loud, but it also smelled bad.
【13】"By the way, I will force my father to let you and I break off the engagement later, so you can cry and make noise at the right time."
"Want to hang yourself?"
"……What?"
"Cry once, make trouble, and hang yourself."
"No need, even if you have to..." Yuchi Jin still didn't say the following sentence, "I can't find a hanging rope to bear the weight of your body."
After all, she is a girl, so she should have some dignity.
"Do you mean to say that you can't find a hanging rope to bear the weight of my body?" Gu Xiruo asked.
"..."
[14] "You bastard! How do I teach you on weekdays? Now that Xiruo is your princess, you still say such things?"
Emperor Wei Chigong glanced at the princess's daughter-in-law, Gu Xiruo, but did not see any sad look on her face. Instead, she looked like she had experienced hundreds of battles and was invulnerable to all kinds of poisons.
【15】 "Back to the young prince, the emperor said... Let the servants watch the young prince and the little princess... enter the bridal chamber."
Aunt Rong said cautiously, and she saw that Yuchijin's face quickly turned white and then black.
Entering the bridal chamber with Gu Pangpang?
Did his father really want to force him to a dead end before he gave up?
【16】Mother Rong, Yinzi, you two listen..."
"Back to my young prince, slaves are not silver, they are gold."
Jin Zi reminded in a low voice.
"Isn't gold and silver all money?" Yuchi Jin was a little unhappy. He was annoyed when this servant came to correct his insignificant mistake.
Gu Xiruo saw that Jin Zi's mouth was deflated, and she seemed a little disappointed. Come to think of it, she was also a person who was often troubled by her name.
"Your Majesty, Gu Xiruo and Gu Pangpang are both names. After all... they are still a little different."
Gu Xiruo said on the side, using herself as an analogy, "A person's name reflects a person's temperament and life..."
"Why don't I think your name reflects your temperament and life?"
"After all, there are times when accidents happen..."
【17】 "Also, you two must have heard this sentence, a spring night is worth a thousand gold. If you were here, it would definitely ruin my king's happiness. I am afraid it will become a spring night is worth a gold.
, this leaves 999 gold, who will replenish it for me?"
"this……"
When Grandma Rong and Jin Zi heard this, they felt that what Yuchijin said was very reasonable.
【18】Zoom the camera further away and put the two people in the same frame——
Both Aunt Rong and Jin Zi began to feel sad for Young Prince Jin.
In this life, young prince Jin is destined to be a very successful person in his career. As an emperor, he may be able to achieve something unprecedented and unparalleled. However, his marriage will be a major failure in his life, and the symbol of this failure is Gu Xiruo.
When you watch the two people separately, the shock comes only from the little princess, but when you watch them together, the shock comes from the strong contrast between the two people. One is fat and the other is thin, one is black and the other is white.
【19】 However, for men, the kind and warm little princess is like a quilt, while the delicate and beautiful Hua Xiangrong is like the jade pendant hanging on the waist that is visible to everyone——
Cover yourself with a quilt when you are at home, and wear a jade pendant when you go out. The jade pendant can increase a person's worth. The quilt can only be kept at home, and cannot be carried out in your hand or around your waist.
Putting the quilt and the jade pendant together, it is clear at a glance which one is good and which one is bad.
【20】Although men like to eat white tofu and soft tofu, no matter what, she is still a piece of tofu, although it is a little darker and a little bigger.
"Gu Pangpang...just drank the medicine for me,...thank you."
Although this girl is not attractive, she may be a useful type. Just now she drank the medicine for him without hesitation, and her performance was pretty good.
"Uh..." Gu Xiruo burped again, and a smell of medicine rushed out. Yuchijin frowned and took two steps back, "To be honest, it's actually because I'm hungry and I've been hungry all day.
I ate a piece of sweet potato cake and couldn't help myself when I saw someone drinking. Aunt Rong, is there any more?"
【21】 “Gu Pangpang!” Yuchijin yelled!
"What's wrong?" Gu Pangpang turned around, wondering why she suddenly became angry, and then as if he suddenly thought of something, he said, "Oh, do you want to drink too?"
Yuchi Jin supported his head with one hand and waved with the other. He seemed to have a headache. Unexpectedly, this Gu Pangpang was not only dark and fat, but also a stupid Pangpang who couldn't speak!
There is no way I can live this day.
【22】Moreover, in fact, Gu Xiruo didn’t pay much attention to the position of the princess. First of all, she was still thinking about her career.
【23】. Oh, the fat princess slept with Prince Jun. "Ahem... Granny Rong and Yinzi are still watching outside. Let's sleep too..." We must fake it tonight so that the father thinks they are having a bridal chamber.
, so you have to make a fake appearance.
Oh, he got it, it must be because he was used to seeing little white rabbits kept in boudoirs, but when he saw a little black pig living in the wild, he was a little new and curious, as if he was tired of eating delicacies from the mountains and seas every day, and suddenly