"Uncle Liu Hao, please don't move your hands on my butt. There is not much flesh there and it's very itchy. Just drag the thigh." Dou Yacai felt that Liu Hao's back was not comfortable enough, so she twisted it.
He complained after a few slaps on his butt.
"..."
Liu Hao was completely speechless and had no choice but to follow her wishes and move his big hand to her thigh. If he didn't do this, it would seem as if he, the noble prince, really took advantage of this stupid kid.
"Uncle, this place is not the thigh, but the crotch. The section of a person's lower limbs from the buttocks to the knee is called the thigh, also called the buttocks. But the buttocks mentioned here are not the buttocks. "The Book of Songs "Xiaoya"
#8226; Picking Shu" once said, "The red fur is on the buttocks, and the evil strips are on the bottom." And "crotch" refers to the part between the waist and the thigh. Have you heard the allusion of the general Han Xin who was humiliated under the crotch?
Did you say that?" Dou Yacai took the trouble to teach Liu Hao the difference between "thighs" and "crotch." She especially enjoyed teaching the Sixth Prince, and did not notice that Liu Hao's forehead was full of blue veins.
I really don’t understand why I am being ordered around by this ugly yellow-haired girl. It’s just a matter of “momentary confusion”.
"Bean Sprouts, if you don't shut your big mouth, I will make your butt, thighs, and crotch all grow in one place."
"Wow, Uncle Wang, you - you are very pornographic and violent."
"What?"
"Well, I am very stupid and naive."
Liu Hao was completely confused by Dou Yacai's unintelligible words.
"big……"
"Shut up." Liu Hao shouted angrily, and Dou Yacai shut her mouth obediently. She was afraid that if she continued to speak, Liu Hao would really throw her away.
Dou Yacai turned her head and pressed her face against Liu Hao's back. At this moment, her eyes caught a glimpse of a black figure standing in the distance. It was... the strange man she met in Yifeng Tower. He
Why are you looking at her with that smile and seeming to wink at her?
"Uncle, walk faster." Dou Yacai turned her head over, bit Liu Hao's slap in the face, and whispered.
"What's wrong?"
"I saw him again."
"who?"
"The guy who bit my neck, he was still smiling at me."
When Liu Hao heard this, he turned his head sharply.
"where?"
"Hey, I was there just now, why did he disappear all of a sudden?" When Dou Yacai turned her head again, the man had disappeared. "Did my eyes get blurred?" She rubbed her eyes vigorously with her hands.
, it’s really gone, but what she saw clearly just now, especially the evil smile on the corner of his mouth, left a deep impression on her, which made her heart beat wildly.
"You're not blind, there is indeed someone." Liu Hao's quiet voice was like a strange spell. Third brother, your methods are getting more and more despicable.
"Uncle, how do you know? Do you know each other?"
"Children, don't worry so much. Don't walk around like this when you stay in Dou Mansion. It's not like a woman."
"Here we go again, uncle, what do you think is a woman?"
"Women should 'manage their hair at the window and wear their hair in the mirror'. They should learn from female workers and learn how to obey men. They should obey their father at home, their husbands when they get married, and their sons when their husbands die. Instead of men like you pretending to be women and showing up in public."
"First, my father Dou Jiang has abandoned me for ten years, and I can't figure out why I should follow him; second, my husband is still unknown, so how can I follow him; third, I don't even have a husband, so I don't even have a son.
Needless to say, so..."
"Crooked reasoning."
"Uncle, you must have never heard of the story about Mulan joining the army for her father. Also, in a few hundred years, a female emperor will be born in history." Ha, the limitations of uncle's knowledge have come out.
"Mulan is well-known for joining the army for her father. As for a woman becoming emperor, is it possible that you have such treasonous thoughts?"
"That's not true."
Alas, I suddenly felt that the generation gap with Uncle Liu Hao was so big. This generation gap was probably the largest in history, as long as several thousand years.
"How do you feel about the person who pushed you away just now?"
"I look like a talented person, but I feel so strange. He seems to be worried that I will be too ugly when I grow up. Also, when he looks at me, I feel that I will become stupid and dumb.