Paoda Mosquito touched his balls and said in surprise: "My balls are still there, haha, it's great, I don't have any pain in my balls anymore."
[Bombing Mosquitoes]: Main occupation is Shushan, associate occupation is senior cook, no gangs, no cliques, real name is ominous, Nianfang 43, determined to be a ranger in the online game world, quite similar to "Don Quixote"
, known as the 'online game madman'.
"Who exploded my balls just now?" Paoda Mosquito said while rubbing his balls.
"Uncle, your balls are fine. Stop rubbing them. There are lesbians here." Xiao Fan said speechlessly.
Pao Da Mosquito looked at Xiaofan's ID and said with tears in his nose: "Gu Yingda, it turns out you were the one who exploded my balls. You were too cruel, but I admit it was you who exploded. Hehe,
I finally met you, added you as a friend, and sent you messages but didn’t reply. It almost drove me to death. Please add me as a friend first.”
"Uncle, I don't do gays. There are too many people who have added me, so I have blocked them all. I won't add the slutty uncle!" Xiao Fan said while wiping away cold sweat, and rejected the friend application of Danzao Mosquito.
"Hey, you really don't want to join?"
"boiled!"
"Forget it, I'll eat something first." After saying this, he started cooking the ice and snow wolf legs. After 5 seconds, a fragrant wolf leg was cooked and the aroma spread everywhere.
"It smells so good, what is this?" Zheng Ying turned her head and wiped the saliva from the corner of her mouth and said.
After taking a bite from the mosquito, he looked at Xiaofan and said seductively: "Well, it's really delicious. Do you want one? It'll be done in a few seconds."
"You have short hands to take people, and soft mouths to eat people. I will not eat them." Xiao Fan said after swallowing the saliva in his mouth. Zheng Ying and others were also very greedy.
Xiaofan and Zheng Ying rarely eat in the game. Although they can make steamed buns, Xiaofan doesn't eat them at all, so they have never made them. As long as a nanny adds blood, they won't feel hungry, and they won't be able to make steamed buns.
No need to eat anything, which is one of the main reasons why Tianwen attracts people.
Since the maintenance of "Tianwen", all the money previously spent on the gray helmets of the game has been refunded. Those who do not have gray helmets can get it for free at the "Tianwen" service station in each city as long as they have an ID card.
Many lazy people are unwilling to work and cannot support themselves in reality. When they heard that in the game world they would not starve to death if they didn't eat, and they could still make money, they all took their ID cards to get free game helmets.
The operating model of "Tianwen" is: money rolls into money, profit rolls into profit, and everyone rolls around again and again. The poor can become rich, and the rich will also become poor. The poor may become poorer, and the rich may become richer.
"Xiaofan, are you just going to add him as a friend? It's so delicious. The food I went to [Longmen Inn] last night wasn't that delicious?" Chen Bing said with drooling eyes.
Meng Nishang and Meng Suiyanpiao also looked at Xiaofan pitifully, and their meanings were obviously the same as Chen Bing's.
"You guys, what do you want me to say about you? You greedy cats sold me for a wolf's leg? I haven't eaten all day and night, so I won't be like you. My little Ying is better. Look,
She didn't say she wanted to eat it." Xiaofan said duplicitously. In fact, he also wanted to eat it, but he just didn't want to be friends with the wretched uncle. He thought: If this uncle has a special nickname, then I won't be able to vomit after eating it.
come out.
"She didn't say she wanted to eat? But she was already eating," Chen Bing said.
Xiaofan turned around and saw that Zheng Ying was indeed eating the wolf legs with gusto. It turned out that while Xiaofan was talking to Chen Bing, the greedy Zheng Ying quietly told the story about her relationship with Xiaofan,
So he immediately cooked a leg for Zheng Ying.
"Xiaoying, why are you eating his food? What if it's poisonous?" Xiaofan said with a straight face.
"Fan, I'm starving to death." Zheng Ying said pitifully. Xiaofan was still very angry at first, but suddenly he couldn't be angry anymore.
"Haha, Brother Guying, forget it if you don't want to eat it. You don't have to be so cruel. If it were poisonous, I would have died a long time ago." Paoda Mosquito said with a smile.
"Fan, it's really delicious. If you don't believe me, come and eat it." Zheng Ying handed the wolf leg in her hand to Xiao Fan's mouth.
"I won't eat it, I won't eat it for sure." Xiao Fan shook his head and said.
"You really don't want to eat? But I did." Zheng Ying said.
"Yes, your girlfriend has already eaten it, so you should add me as a friend so that I can let you all eat fresh wolf legs." said the mosquito.
"Xiaofan, why don't you just add me as a friend? Just agree to it." Chen Bing swallowed and urged.
"Oh, I wonder why we have such greedy friends like you." Xiao Fan shook his head and said helplessly, and then added the friend who can kill mosquitoes.
"Haha, Guying, I won't make you regret it. I'm a senior chef, so it's not a bad idea to be my friend."
"Uncle, please have a big chicken drumstick, I'm really craving it." Chen Bing urged.
"It's a wolf's leg, don't worry, wait a minute... Okay, take it."
"Thank you, uncle!"
"Um, uncle, can you give me one?" Meng Zishang said sheepishly.
"Wow, beauty, uncle will cook you the best meal." said the mosquito-killer.
"Hurry up, hurry up, don't take advantage of eldest sister." Xin Yao said fiercely.
"Occupy less? Then you can occupy it?"
"Go to hell!"
"Haha, uncle is joking with you, I don't want to be fucked hard by Gu Ying again."
"What does this have to do with him?"
"Buddha said: Don't say it! That's it, your wolf legs."
"I also want……"
…
At this time, Xiao Fan and Guan Ying were both suffering from the wolf's legs, and they were too lazy to fight against the mosquitoes.
"Hehe, I believe it's delicious now." Zheng Ying said with a sweet smile as she watched Xiaofan wolfing down the food.
"Well, it's okay!" Xiaofan said harshly, thinking: Tomorrow, I will also learn cooking skills. Yaya, I didn't expect the ice and snow wolf legs to be so fragrant and delicious.
Half an hour later, everyone was burping.
"Hiccup~" Xiaofan burped, then said to the cannon, "Uncle, how come you are in that spider web?"
"Hiccup~ It's a long story, I'm~ hiccup~"
"Yaya, we'll talk about it later after a break." Xiaofan said angrily.
Pao Da Mosquito patted his belly, and then said: "That's it, my main profession is Shushan, my associate profession is senior cook, I have no gangs or factions, I am 43 years old, I am determined to be a ranger in the online game world, I admire Yu Guying very much
Burning one's heart means it's too big."
"Point!"
"It's a long story, and it starts from childhood..."
"Your sister, you are 43 now. Starting from when you were a child, didn't we want to hear it get dark?" Xiao Fan interrupted.
"Um, okay, let's start from now on..." Gunzai Mosquito said.
turn out to be……
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