In late autumn, the weather gradually becomes colder.
It is becoming more and more difficult to get out of bed in the early morning. There is a saying that goes well, it takes perseverance to get up in winter, and courage to take a bath! Lin Feng has no class today and doesn’t want to get up early to practice, so he just stays in bed, breathing.
Go to sleep, anyway, my brother said that cultivation is not achieved overnight, but requires accumulation over many years, so this sentence was often spoken by Lin Feng as a wise saying.
When he was sleeping soundly, Lin Feng's door suddenly opened, and a person walked over quietly. Lin Feng suddenly woke up. When the person approached the bed, Lin Feng suddenly stood up, and then he stood up directly.
Clamp the person who is about to enter the room under your armpits, and then roll over, directly pressing the person who comes in under you, holding his back with one foot, clamping it with your left hand, and pulling the thigh with your right hand.
"Uh huh huh..."
Lin Feng couldn't see his face, but he could feel the power of the person underneath him. Just when he was feeling depressed about why this person's power was so small, a figure flashed in his mind, and he suddenly screamed inwardly.
So he relaxed the strength of his hand slightly, then lowered his head and looked at the person in front of him. Sure enough, the person who came was none other than the evil star - Mei Qingqing.
Seeing that the evil star was pressed under him, Lin Feng immediately let go of his hands and feet, stood up in a panic, then pulled the quilt and covered his lower abdomen to avoid the trouble of catching a cold.
"Die Lin Feng, stinky Lin Feng, you're going to die! How dare you do this to me, I'm going to kill you..." There are no classes at Mei Qingqing School today, and she is a junior, so the school doesn't care whether the students go or not.
Go, as long as your major class is not delayed, the rest is basically ignored.
While Xia Xinyan was cooking breakfast in the kitchen, Mei Wuqing wanted to come to Lin Feng's place and deliberately lifted the quilt to let Lin Feng feel the free air conditioning outside the quilt. However, just as she cautiously walked to the edge of the bed, the evil plan was about to come.
When she succeeded, Lin Feng suddenly became violent and subdued her with one blow, and even pressed herself underneath. How could Mei Wuqing be embarrassed?
"Ahem, why is it you! I thought it was the thief who entered my room?" Lin Feng pretended to be stunned, and then he unconsciously shrank into the bed, but he just shrank to a normal size.
At that moment, Mei Qingqing just happened to pour his two pieces of white breast meat on top, and Lin Feng suddenly felt the two pieces of marshmallow-like soft living objects, bringing him comfort and stimulation.
"You bastard! What are you doing with your hands?"
Mei Qingqing stood up immediately, pointed at Lin Feng's nose and cursed: "You think you are stupid! Have you ever seen a thief as beautiful as my aunt? She only bullies me every time!"
"What's wrong! As for that? Didn't I just suppress you? Why do you need such a lion's roar in Hedong?" Lin Feng complained softly: "Besides, didn't you ask for this? You broke in so early in the morning.
In a normal man's room, if I hadn't been pure and innocent, I would have stripped you naked right now..."
"Hmph, you're okay with eating my dick, right? Next time, I'll just chop off your dick!" As he said that, Mei Qingqing made a show of getting it, gesticulating, and Lin was looking at it.
Feng shuddered a little, and carefully touched his penis, then protected it, and then drove away the chill caused by Mei Wuqing's gestures.
Lin Feng didn't take it seriously. It was just a touch. Moreover, she fell down on her own initiative. How could this have anything to do with her? Lin Feng really wanted to stand up and tell her that if she felt that she was at a disadvantage, it would be a big deal if she exposed herself to others.
She learned enough about it.
"Just wait for me. If you are unlucky, get dressed quickly and come out. I will make a rule for you. If you violate it in the future, I will get out of the house!" Mei Qingqing said with an angry face, and then ran quickly.
Go out of the room.
"Oh... I had such a good lazy sleep, but it was messed up like this! What a nonsense!" Lin Feng complained as he started to get dressed. In less than a minute, after getting dressed, he came to the hall.
But as soon as he went out, he saw Mei Qingqing staring at Lin Feng with unblinking eyes, as if Lin Feng had killed his lover. Goosebumps fell all over Lin Feng's body.
He asked weakly: "You...what do you want! I will not sell my body. I am a pure little fat sheep..."
Looking at Mei Wuqing's sinister expression, Lin Feng also felt a little timid. This girl is so damn evil, her eyes are so scary, "I am not a casual person, and I will not give in! Just..."
"Damn Lin Feng, do you still want face? Will I fall in love with you? I don't even urinate and take pictures. What kind of virtue do you have? You still miss me... Bah...!" Mei Qingqing did not continue to speak directly.
He took out an A4 piece of paper and threw it to Lin Feng: "See for yourself, this is the agreement between us. If you want to live here, you must abide by these agreements, otherwise I will not be able to spare you!
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Lin Feng took the A4 piece of paper and for just a second, he had an idea. It was obvious that Mei Qingqing had prepared it a long time ago, but it was just a little ahead of schedule.
Lin Feng didn't care about anything else and just looked at the things on the A4 paper!
"The shared living agreement is that in order to ensure a stable and stable life at home, protect the personal privacy of both parties from being infringed, and live a harmonious life in the future, the two parties hereby negotiate as follows!"
Lin Feng read the first sentence, and his head couldn't help but swell. When did the two sides negotiate? When did he and him discuss it? Isn't this obviously the Overlord Treaty? He raised his head and glanced at the angry Mei Qingwu, Lin Feng
Choose to remain silent and say after reading: "Party A is Mei Wuqing, Party B is Lin Feng, and supervisor is Xia Xinyan."
"The first agreement is that Party B shall not bring any woman to the home during the period of cohabitation."
"The second agreement is that Party B shall not shirk housework and must undertake all cleaning work in Party A's home."
"The third agreement is that Party B is not allowed to drink and cause trouble outside to prevent Party A from receiving unnecessary harassment."
"The fourth agreement is that Party B shall not take advantage of Party A in any way, not even through words or fantasies."
"The fifth agreement is that Party B must go home before 10 pm every day. If he needs to go home later, he must report it by phone. If he exceeds the time, he will not be allowed to enter the house!"
"The sixth agreement is that Party B shall not exceed his own living space. It is tentatively decided that the bathroom will be shared, the middle room will be used exclusively, and the living room will only have a sofa at the far end! The balcony can be shared, but only for drying clothes."
"The seventh agreement is that Party B is not allowed to walk around the living room disheveled, not even in the middle of the night!"
"The eighth agreement is that Party B must provide a helping hand when Party A is in need, and be available on call!"
"……………………"
"…………"
"The thirty-sixth agreement, Party A can unconditionally add to this agreement at any time!"
"The co-living agreement will take effect immediately after it is signed by Party A and Party B."
"Let me go! This is an agreement! This is obviously my voluntary work! I can't let anyone live like this!" Looking at the thirty-six agreements on an A4 paper, Lin Feng suddenly felt a little confused.
Collapse. This Mei Qingqing is a little too cruel! Even more cruel than Cixi and Lafayette!
"Hey, is there anything wrong with this contract?" Mei Qingqing asked angrily, looking at Lin Feng's unhappy look.
Lin Feng raised his head with difficulty and said bitterly: "Miss Mei! You are really too cruel. There is something wrong with this! This is obviously an unequal treaty!"
"That's right! It's an unequal treaty! I didn't ask you to agree. You just need to read it and sign it. Otherwise, pack your bags and move out of my house immediately!" Mei Qingwu was finally relieved.
Since the first day he returned to hz, until now, he has never let Lin Feng be frustrated, but this time he really saw Lin Feng crying with a sad face.
"Are you going to sign it? If you don't sign it, I'm going to kill you!" Mei Qingqing said rudely.
"Ah! This is a blow, don't be too cruel! With so many promises, I have to read them slowly!" Lin Feng was ready to die at this time, if Xia Xinyan hadn't lived here
, Lin Feng really wants to just pack up and move.
Now Lin Feng has no choice but to go there. He didn't have much money before, but now he has money. He just doesn't want to move out and can't see Xia Xinyan often, so he makes such a compromise.
"Nonsense, I'm so cruel, you don't have to sign it! Anyway, I don't have any objections. If someone sleeps on the road, I won't suffer any loss!"
"You... you're cruel! I'll sign it. Isn't it okay if I sign it?"
Forced to have no choice, Lin Feng still picked up the pen and signed his name. Mei Wuqing watched Lin Feng finish signing and immediately put the contract away, with a happy look on his face and secretly proud of himself.
I don't really want Lin Feng to move out, but I can't control him, so I can only use this contract to adjust it, at least to ensure that I can control Lin Feng.
Lin Feng looked at the satisfied Mei Qingqing and couldn't help but shook his head. Suddenly, Xia Xinyan's sweet voice came from the kitchen!
"It's breakfast, come here quickly!"
When Lin Feng heard about breakfast, he immediately felt happy. The depression caused by the previous unequal treaty was suddenly forgotten: "Oh! If it's not equal, then it's not equal! At least I don't have to cook! And there are also
If you eat ready-made food, it seems that sharing a house is not a complete disadvantage, right?"
Lin Feng felt secretly happy for no reason! Then he walked to the kitchen to see Xia Xinyan.
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