Chapter Fifty-six [Fat East pretending to be aggressive]
When a person is unlucky, he will hit a wall in everything he does, and even if he drinks water, it may get stuck between his teeth.
This is the time when Fat Dong is unlucky like this. Ever since he last saw Lin Feng, Fat Dong has been unlucky. After receiving an order, a major accident suddenly occurred. He saw an old woman falling on the road. He went to help her and was beaten.
The old lady extorted more than 1,000 yuan to find a girlfriend. When they meet her, she will ask her, do you have a house and a car? If so, we can have a close relationship and even develop further. Being close to each other is not a problem. If the answer is no
If you don’t have a house or a car, then I don’t want to say another word to you, because I feel like it’s a waste of my time.
Pang Dong was so surprised that he was speechless and couldn't say anything. When did talking about love in this world turn into talking about material things and love?
His career is on the verge of a red light, and his love life is on the verge of a red light. There are also constant trivial matters in his hometown, with phone calls one after another, always urging him to make friends. But Fat Dong received another call from his hometown today, asking him to arrange a stay at hz.
Got a girl on a blind date.
Fat Dong was sitting alone at the rendezvous place - Blue Mountain Cafe.
Inside the cafe, the air seems to be filled with the strong smell of coffee, the fragrance, the shyness!
Fat Dong doesn’t have any extra hobbies. The most tasteful hobby is drinking coffee. I heard people say that drinking coffee is effective in losing weight. Then I drank it every day. However, my weight increased without losing weight. Now I am used to it.
, except for this somewhat tasteful hobby, the rest of my hobbies are just stupid hobbies, such as eating, sleeping, surfing the Internet, and picking up girls.
The last step is to pick up girls. Although I love picking up girls, I have no hope of picking up girls at the age of 24. Fat Dong has picked up countless girls in the pick-up court, but none of them have succeeded. Fat Dong also feels very puzzled that he was not fat before.
At that time, not only was he as handsome as Lin Feng, but he was still a handsome guy after all!
But even with such conditions, no one liked him. Fat Dong also asked many people, but in the end there was still no satisfactory answer.
"Holy shit! What time is it! Do you still have any sense of time?" Fat Dong sat in a relatively hidden position in the cafe, checking the time from time to time. According to the original arrangement, the meeting time was seven o'clock in the evening.
Yes, but it's almost eight o'clock in the evening now.
While drinking coffee, Fat Dong looked out the window depressedly, but after looking for a long time, there was no one he could trust. In desperation, Fat Dong called the waiter for the fourth time: "Miss, refill!"
This was the fourth cup that Fat Dong had in the cafe. The waiter looked at Fat Dong with some disdain, but the work still had to continue, so he had no choice but to pick up the coffee cup on the table and leave Fat Dong's sight.
Suddenly, the door of the cafe was opened, and a beautiful woman dressed in a very fashionable dress walked in.
Dressed in bright red, she has an almost half-naked top with a V-neck open almost to her belly button. Two cute little white rabbits are jumping up and down when the beauty walks, which is really tempting. Her lower body is wearing a pair of
Purple stockings and an ultra-short black almost transparent skirt, this outfit reveals nothing but infinite spring.
"This is not a human being, this is a goblin, a woman who is even whiter than a white-bone spirit." This was Fat Dong's first impression of this woman.
Fat Dong looked at the alluring woman, and a trace of liquid could not help but flow out from the corner of his mouth. Fat Dong felt a little selfless at this time, and the liquid at the corner of his mouth stretched longer and longer, and he couldn't help but feel a twinge of pleasure in his heart: "Fuck, such a beauty, if
What would it feel like to be pressed against you!"
"Hey, are you Zhang Dongdong?" Just when Fat Dong was still in the state of sexual intercourse, this charming beauty came to him and said in a cooing voice: "I am Hao Meili! You can
Call me Lili!"
With that said, he sat down next to Fat Dong. The strong smell of perfume on the body of the charming beauty immediately stimulated Fat Dong's central nervous system. He immediately came back to his senses and hugged the charming beauty's arms.
Slender waist.
According to Fat Dong, this is a bargain. There is a free advantage. If you don't take advantage of it, you would be a fool. Therefore, Fat Dong hugged her very rudely, and his chubby hands were really dishonest.
, roaming all the way on "the rugged mountain road".
It's just that the mountain road is a little soft and a little tempting.
"Yes! I am Zhang Dongdong. Others call me Fat Dong. If you don't mind, you can call me that!" Zhang Dongdong said with a smile on his face, but he was already happy in his heart!
"Has my luck come? Has my spring come?" Pang Dong really can't imagine that such a beauty is actually the blind date he is going to meet today. It seems that his chance to have sex has come.
The woman looked at Fat Dong with a smile on her face. She didn't care at all about Fat Dong's dishonesty, but still sat ambiguously close to him: "Brother Zhang! Seeing how rich you are, I don't know where you can get a job! Can you?
Take care of my little sister! My little sister is a poor person!"
He screams misery and wears Giordano. Is this a poor person?
Fat Dong secretly shouted in his heart: "Fuck, you are living in poverty like this, so don't I, a person wearing a fake Jasonwood limited edition, even lose the courage to live?"
After many blind dates, he already knew what every woman was thinking. As long as he showed a poor look, the beautiful woman would immediately ask to leave if something happened. Now Fat Dong learned the lesson and touched the inside of his pocket.
That credit card that can be used as an overdraft of 50,000 yuan, and then immediately said with a smile: "Hahaha! It's not a high-level job! It's just a small business, just to make ends meet."
Fat Dong imitated the rich people he had seen before and said, "If you follow me from now on, you will only be the one who is popular and drinks spicy food!"
While talking and touching, the beauty was very cooperative, and the fat man was naturally not prude and acted politely.
Suddenly, the beauty changed the topic and got back to the topic: "Luoluo, if that's the case, then I'll ask Brother Zhang to take me out to play in a few days!"
"Haha! It's easy to say, easy to say. When the time comes, I'll drive you around in my Lamborghini!" Who wouldn't say something cheap? At this moment, if Fatty has anything nice to say, try to catch this monster as quickly as possible.
, to save you a long night and many dreams! The duck that reached the beak finally flew away, which is really a chicken that flies and the egg is beaten!
"Hey, Brother Zhang, your class is so open! What kind of car did you drive here today!" Hao Meili heard the Lamborghini, and immediately felt like he had been pumped. He was full of energy, and he immediately tried his best to sell it hard.
own figure.
"Uh! What kind of car am I driving today! Haha!" Fat Dong was speechless for a moment, but he quickly turned around and said with a smile: "You guess!"
"Brother Zhang! How can I guess this! I won't obey you!" Hao Meili gently shook Fat Dong's right hand, and the two fleshy peaks on his chest squeezed Fat Dong's...
On his chest, a pair of bright lips were getting closer and closer to Fat Dong’s face!
While Pang Dong was enjoying it very much, he immediately recalled in his mind his friends who owned cars. After a round of selection, except for one friend who had a newly bought Xiali, the rest were all top-notch QQ.
But I quickly thought of someone - Lin Feng.
Lin Feng is a person who knows big people, but he is too low-key. If Fat Dong hadn't been his childhood friend, Fat Dong would really not have thought of him. If he didn't take this opportunity today to put his decades-long career to the test.
If your virginity is broken, you really don’t know when it will happen!
Thinking of this, Pang Dong made up his mind and waved away the nearby waiter. Then his hands began to become dishonest, and then he said with a smile: "Haha! How can I drive out!"
"Ah! You didn't drive?"
Hao Meili immediately sat up, put away her clothes, and looked at him with disdain, as if she wanted to penetrate Fat Dong.
Fat Dong secretly wiped his sweat in his heart and lamented that the world has changed so much, but on the surface he said a little angry: "Humph! What a look! Do I still need to drive? My driver drove me here, so what?
Problem?"
As he said that, he took out the Apple iPhone 5 that he had just bought after hemorrhaging money.
As soon as Hao Meili heard that Fat Dong said that his driver was driving, he immediately changed his expression, as fast as flipping through a book, hugged Fat Dong, and then kissed Fat Dong on the face: "Boo!"
"Brother Zhang, you are so bad, I was just joking! Don't be angry, okay? You can ask your driver to drive over later, how about we go out and have fun! At worst, you can do whatever you want later.
How is it?"
With a beautiful woman in his arms, how could Fat Dong be so elated! He pinched Hao Meili's breasts hard with his left hand, pinching Hao Meili repeatedly until he begged for mercy. Then he let go and broadcast Lin Feng's phone number!
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