Chapter 142 Three little brothers learning martial arts 2
Long Jinhuan considered that the three younger brothers really couldn't wait, so he decided to drive himself to help them find the toilet. Of course, Du Lingling and Yan Yuting had to walk or take a taxi. This time, it was not because of the lack of intimacy between men and women, but
Because there was something extra under their buttocks, the three of them couldn't sit in a very upright position. They had to sit half-reclined in the back and the passenger half-reclined in front. So the two women had no choice but to get out of the car.
Long Jinhuan sat in the driver's cab and said to the two women standing side by side outside the car: "Ling'er and Yan Yatou, if you feel aggrieved, just drive back by yourself. In addition, Ling'er must protect Yan Yatou's safety."
There may be emergencies. And it’s not advisable to stay here for a long time. Maybe the police and the people from the Qunying Gang are coming. You should leave quickly! Okay, I will send these three guys to find the toilet right away. You guys
Be careful!"
Du Lingling and Yan Yuting both nodded obediently and didn't say much. They didn't want to waste the time of Qian Long and the others. After all, it felt really uncomfortable. Thinking about it, they both felt shy and funny. After looking at each other,
You can see that the other person is suppressing a smile.
Long Jinhuan didn't waste any time, closed the car door, started the car, stepped on the accelerator and drove towards the exit of the alley. Many gangsters still lying on the ground were frightened and crawled to both sides. What was even more strange was that the gangster who was unconscious before also
They all miraculously woke up and crawled to both sides to escape. Long Jinhuan looked at them and secretly cursed these gangsters for being cunning and pretending to be dead before.
Long Jinhuan didn't have time to deal with these people. Besides, these small characters couldn't make any big waves, not even splashing water droplets.
By the way, the traffic jam problem in Beijing is indeed serious. It is not the morning and evening peak hours, nor is it a holiday, but the traffic jam is still very serious. Even if the traffic jam is not blocked by Qianlong and three people, it is not far behind!
Fortunately, Long Jinhuan was very skilled in moving back and forth in the dense traffic, and the speed was getting faster and faster. He returned to Jinghua University in just ten minutes. Speaking of which, Qian Long and the other three were quite unlucky, because one day
There was no public toilet on the road, so Long Jinhuan drove back to school.
When they arrived at school, Long Jinhuan went straight to the toilet closest to the school gate, because after more than ten minutes of jolting, the shit army in Qian Long's stomach rebelled again, and the strength they had accumulated was amazing, so they had to be released as soon as possible, otherwise Long Jinhuan
The joyful car was in trouble.
A sharp brake sound sounded, and Long Jinhuan's Audi A8 stopped at the door of the toilet. Before the car could hear it, Qian Long, Kang Xi and Wang Erpang opened the door and ran out.
Long Jinhuan looked at the three of them holding their stomachs, walking with "O-shaped legs" and pouting their buttocks. The look was extremely funny, but Long Jinhuan did not laugh at them, but reminded them.
"Three little brothers, don't forget to fish out Wen Yuzhu. That's worth millions. It's a pity to lose it. Of course, there's no need to return it to me. Boss, I never plan to get back what I gave away.
, you should keep it for yourself as a souvenir! After all, it is of great significance. Fortunately, it is the first thing you [broke] and it is very valuable for collection!"
If Qian Long and the others had the time to return to Long Jinhuan, they still rushed towards the toilet without looking back. However, even if Long Jinhuan didn't remind them, they would have fished out the jade beads. That was several million. With the three of them,
They are even more greedy for money than Long Jinhuan. Even if the jade beads fall at the bottom of the cesspool, they will jump in and fish them out. Besides, the pit in this toilet is not too big or deep!
"Bang bang bang!" With three loud blasts like the roar of a salute, Long Jinhuan clearly felt the earth tremble. For this reason, Long Jinhuan still praised in his heart: It seems that Hui Ying
The elixir is indeed an extraordinary thing, such as this earth-shattering movement, only the holy elixir, the magic elixir can produce such an effect, it is really a bargain for the three younger brothers!
The power of the Huiying Pill was so extraordinary that Qian Long and the other three had to pull out for at least two hours. Long Jinhuan couldn't bear the pain next to this toilet, so he decided to go back to Du Lingling and Yan Yuting to talk, flirt, and have fun!
Just as Long Jinhuan was about to start the car again, two strangers suddenly walked out of the toilet. They looked like they were drunk, their faces were red and their ears were red, and they were walking crookedly. If they hadn't supported each other, they would have fallen to the ground.
!
Long Jinhuan became curious, rolled down the window, stuck his head out and asked the two of them: "Two classmates, what happened to you, do you need help?"
When the two heard Long Jinhuan's question, a burlier student looked at Long Jinhuan and said feebly: "Just now, the two of us were playing tuba inside, and suddenly three weirdos came in from outside. Originally, we were also
We didn't take it seriously, but the three people went to the toilet and made a shocking scene, which really shocked us, so we were ready to just call it a day and escape from this place of trouble, but at this moment, there was a smell mixed with a foul smell.
The green smoke was coming towards us. We only took a small breath and were poisoned like this! Oh, no, the poisonous smoke will probably float out of the toilet soon. I advised my classmates to leave quickly, otherwise it will happen.
I will be poisoned by it, thank you classmates for your kindness, we have to take the first step!"
After that person finished speaking, he and another person supported him and ran towards the distance. Yes, they ran, but because they had been poisoned by the poison gas before, they ran slower than crawling now! But in order to survive, they still ran ahead with all their strength!
"Oh, damn, why did you forget this? It seems that Jinghua is going to be unlucky today. I'm afraid many people won't be able to eat dinner today!"
As if he remembered something, Long Jinhuan slapped his forehead suddenly and muttered to himself. After muttering to himself, Long Jinhuan quickly closed the car window and looked towards the toilet through the windshield.
I saw streams of green smoke spreading out along the hollow window of the toilet. Everywhere it passed, the flowers, plants, insects, and birds all withered immediately. Although they were not fatal, they were still half-dead. It was a joy to watch.
I also had sweat on my forehead, my heart was trembling, and I was afraid of being poisoned by the smoke.
Fortunately, Long Jinhuan's Xiao Hei was well sealed and he could already breathe, so Long Jinhuan felt relieved.
Let’s talk about this green smoke again. It goes without saying that it is a stench. It is the odor emitted by the “gold” that the three people pulled out. The Huiying Dan removes most of the impurities and dirt accumulated in the human body for decades. Those dirt
But the smell is so bad that most people can't stand it. Fortunately, it's better than Wang Erpang's body odor, otherwise half of the people in Beijing would faint!
In order to avoid the disaster of the fish pond, Long Jinhuan had to drive away quickly and wait until they had finished cleaning and the stench was gone before coming back. Long Jinhuan left, but he brought a "sorrow" to Jinghua.
Many years later, Long Jinhuan learned from Liu Shiyue that because of this incident, the principal Liu Wenlin had been criticized by the Ministry of Environment and the Ministry of Education, saying that he failed to do a good job in environmental sanitation and almost caused a major poisoning incident! But this was all later.
Let’s not mention it for now!
Long Jinhuan called the two women while driving and learned that they did not come back by car, but walked back on foot, so he quickly stopped them from returning and asked them to wait where they were. He would go there himself.
catch.
Just kidding, Jinghua is now in the "Dragon Pool and Tiger's Den", whoever comes will suffer. As a man who loves his wife, Long Jinhuan will naturally not let his woman come back to suffer.
Long Jinhuan quickly arrived at the place where the two girls were waiting. After dragging them into the car, he did not drive back, but went straight to the city center.
The two girls were puzzled, so Du Lingling asked: "Brother, why don't you drive back? We have classes in the afternoon!"
In order to save some face for the three younger brothers, Long Jinhuan did not say that Beijing was stinking at the moment and whoever went there would suffer. Instead, he said: "That's it, I just came to Beijing, why do you have to accompany me?"
Just walk with me! Let me see the prosperity of our country's capital. As for the afternoon class, it's fine. You are all very smart, so it won't be a problem if you delay a few classes."
Hearing what Long Jinhuan said, the two girls went shopping with Long Jinhuan with peace of mind. Especially when they heard Long Jinhuan praise them for being smart as ice and snow, Du Lingling and Yan Yuting both showed sweet smiles, and Yan Yuting was even more happy.
Incomparable, because Long Jinhuan's praise was a sign of further forgiving her!