Chapter 160: The Wrathful Confidante Has Not Been Healed 1
Long Jinhuan's words obviously aroused great interest in the three girls. Du Lingling and Yan Yuting both widened their eyes and raised their exquisite little ears, hoping that Long Jinhuan would explain to them what "the beauty of the wrath of heaven" means.
And Li Siyu was even more curious. After all, this was a big matter related to her own appearance. At this moment, she put on a "curious and cute" look, ready to listen carefully to Long Jinhuan's opinions. But her appearance was different from Long Jinhuan's.
In his eyes, not only is he not cute, but he is even scarier than Yaksha!
After Long Jinhuan hummed twice, he continued: "I got this saying about the wrathful beauty from a guy named Sheng Zulong. It's just that this guy is old and disrespectful, and talks nonsense all day long.
The credibility is not very high, you have the right to complain, but don’t take it seriously.”
Long Jinhuan took the vaccine first to avoid irritating Li Siyu later and causing her to have world-weary thoughts. After all, her appearance was considered rare in the world, and things were rare and precious, so she could not be destroyed.
"The Wrathful Beauties", as the name suggests, means that God can't help but get angry when he sees this appearance! According to legend, the Jade Emperor, an old man, had a private meeting with Chang'e and had sexual relations between men and women on such a solemn occasion in heaven. After being exposed (suspected to be
Tianpeng or the secret reported by Wu Gang) was discovered by the Queen Mother, a jealous woman. The result was naturally that the Jade Emperor often knelt on the washboard and Chang'e guarded the Guanghan Palace alone! However, the Jade Emperor did not change his lust and heart, and Chang'e did not dare to play anymore, but
He set his sights on his own Xiaomi, who is actually the little fairy who takes care of his food and daily life. I don’t know where this guy heard the saying - keep things secret, keep everything secret, so he has a special love for fairies."
When Long Jinhuan said, "If you have something to do, do it secretly, and if you have nothing to do, do it secretly." He found that Du Lingling and Yan Yuting's pretty faces turned red. Obviously they knew the meaning of this sentence. Looking at Li Siyu again, uh, deeply
It's hard to see her face under the freckles.
"Among these little palace maids, there is one named Zixia Fairy (Quack, Zixia's fans will be irritated). She is so beautiful that she is so cute and charming that she is no less impressive than Chang'e. Moreover, she is so cute and charming.
The fairy is more youthful than Chang'e, and she is a beauty at the level of a big loli. The old bastard Jade Emperor fell in love with her at first sight, so with sweet words, the little fairy Zixia was abducted by the bad uncle Jade Emperor.
She succeeded and became the lost girl."
"One day, the Jade Emperor and Zixia went out to check out a house. According to rumors, the place they checked in was the Taibai Jinxing's mansion. You don't have to guess that this old boy instigated the Jade Emperor to go to his house. It's hard to die, and neither does the Jade Emperor.
Knowing who I offended, I was reported to the Queen Mother again. As for who the reporter was, there are different opinions. Most of them point to a guy with a rough face and a loud mouth, but it is just a rumor, and the specific identity remains to be verified. "
"How could the Queen Mother not be angry when she learned that the Jade Emperor was stealing sex outside again? So the Queen Mother was so angry that she went to Taibai Mansion. According to the Secret History of Heaven, the Jade Emperor was about to make a move at that time.
Unexpectedly, the two of them had just settled down in the car, and the Queen Mother broke into the door and caught someone in bed! Seeing this, the Queen Mother was so angry that she almost fainted, but she was supported by the Supreme Lord on the side.
This old guy's support is very inappropriate. He can touch the Queen Mother's plump buttocks, but the Queen Mother is not angry. This is very abnormal! There must be adultery involved!"
"When the Queen Mother gets angry, even a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers can't stop her! At that time, the Queen Mother pulls out her evil golden hairpin, scratches Fairy Zixia's face, and then directly banishes her to the mortal world, where she will never die.
He was admitted to immortality. But the Jade Emperor was only punished by kneeling on the washboard for two months. Alas, since ancient times, beauties in heaven and earth have had bad luck. Zixia is just a little girl who was bewitched, a complete victim, but she suffered like this
The outcome, and the Jade Emperor, the chief culprit, only received small punishments and big warnings. I have to say how cruel the feudal system is! Taking people, no, is treating little fairies as gods!"
"The Queen Mother's golden hairpin is so powerful, it is an artifact that can cut a hole in the sky. Zixia's face was scratched by the hairpin, her face was completely disfigured, and she will be extremely ugly for the rest of her life. Moreover.
In order to cut off the Jade Emperor's fantasy about Zixia, the Queen Mother even showed the portrait of Zixia in the mortal world to the Jade Emperor. How could the Jade Emperor, a ruthless person, still remember who Zixia was?
The portrait suddenly became furious, scolding who painted such an ugly woman to pollute his eyes, and stepped forward to tear the portrait into pieces. This is the origin of 'Wrath of Beauty'."
Long Jinhuan spoke out in one breath the memory about "The Beauty of the Wrath of Heaven" that he had inherited from the Holy Ancestor Dragon. It was just a version that had been processed and polished by him, because he felt that this version was both exciting and passionate.
It is readable. It is relatively YY and suitable for modern people's tastes.
Long Jinhuan originally thought that after he finished speaking, the three women would collectively despise his dirty words, but their expressions at this moment were beyond Long Jinhuan's expectation.
Li Siyu looked proud and said with happiness: "I'm so happy! I didn't expect that my appearance has such a beautiful legend. According to this inference, I am the reincarnation of a fairy. No wonder I often feel that I have
There is a wafting breath, haha, the reason is here. Oh, I think of it, in this case, my relationship with you, my dear, will become a perfect match in the new era!"
After Li Siyu finished speaking, he looked at Long Jinhuan with a longing look on his face, as if the two of them were really about to start a love affair that could be compared to a match made in heaven.
Long Jinhuan resisted the urge to beat Li Siyu violently, and thought painfully: Oh my God, who is this person? How can she say that such an obscene story is a beautiful legend without any sad expression?
.It seems that not only is there something wrong with her appearance, but she also has a problem with her brain. Could it be that when the Queen Mother kicked her down, she hit the ground head first? Her brain was also damaged?
The performance of Du Lingling and Yan Yuting was also beyond Long Jinhuan's expectations. Not only did they not complain about Long Jinhuan's nonsense, they actually sympathized or criticized the characters in the story.
Yan Yuting said sadly: "Huan, you are right. Since ancient times, beauties have had a bad life. Fairy Zixia is just a victim, but she has to be brutally persecuted and endure the pain of disfigurement for life after life. For a woman, there is nothing better than this.
An even more cruel punishment! Hey, it seems that the fairyland that everyone longs for is not a paradise!"
After Yan Yuting finished speaking, she actually felt sad secretly. She seemed to be thinking about her own experiences in the past year or so. After all, she almost lost her beauty. Long Jinhuan had no choice but to grab her hand as if to comfort her and let her
She doesn't have to feel sad. Yan Yuting responded with a grateful smile and thought happily.
Yan Yuting, Yan Yuting, compared to Fairy Zixia, you are lucky enough. Although you made a big mistake, didn't Jinhuan promise to give you a chance to forgive you? You must work hard to fight for your own
That happiness.
Since Du Lingling started practicing martial arts, she has a tendency to transform into Little Pepper. In fact, Long Jinhuan has always suspected that Little Bunny taught Linger bad, but there is no evidence.
"Huh, that Jade Emperor is really not a thing. Not to mention he is lustful, and he has no sense of responsibility as a man. If you ask me, he should be overthrown and set up a new heaven. Well, let my brother be the Jade Emperor. Although he is also lustful, he is also a man.
Romantic, but my brother is not a heartless person, and he loves his women very much. However, we will serve our brother ourselves, and we don’t need a little fairy, so there is no chance for my brother to cheat! And that Queen Mother
, she is simply an old witch, and she has no magnanimity or majesty like a mother. She should be demoted to the mortal world and be someone else’s little wife who gets bullied, so that she can taste what it’s like to be bullied!”
After Du Lingling finished speaking, her cheeks were bulging. It seemed that she was really angry with the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother in the story. But her words about asking Long Jinhuan to be the Jade Emperor really made Long Jinhuan feel like eating in the dog days of summer.
It was as refreshing as eating ice cream, but the next sentence, "Don't let the little fairy serve you," made Long Jinhuan's face fall before he was happy for a long time.
Without the three thousand beauties in the harem, I would be a fart Jade Emperor! I might as well live happily in the mortal world like this!
Du Lingling also saw the change in Long Jinhuan's expression before and after. She showed a sly smile, but it passed quickly and Long Jinhuan didn't notice it.
"Brother, although I don't know whether the story you told is true or false, Sister Xiyu is really pitiful. You have so many panaceas and are so capable. Is there any way you can make her more beautiful?"
This little girl is really kind. She is so good at Kung Fu, and she exposed her husband's brother. But Long Jinhuan's answer may disappoint her.
Hearing that Long Jinhuan had a way to make Li Siyu look more beautiful, Yan Yuting looked at Long Jinhuan with pleading eyes. She believed Du Lingling's words. Her body was weak and dying because of Long Jinhuan's pill.
, it’s half better, isn’t this enough to convince her!