Long Jinhuan drove to Jinghua University. Looking at the Jinghua students around him who had regained their humanity, Long Jinhuan was a little worried and guilty at first, but now he finally felt much more at ease.
After parking the car, he strolled to the door of dormitory No. 1338, only to find that the door was locked. Could it be that his three unscrupulous boys had gone out?
Just when Long Jinhuan was about to take out his mobile phone to call Qian Long, he felt three long and long breathing sounds in the room, accompanied by snoring from time to time.
Damn it, these three bastards are still sleeping. They don’t know that they have to get up early to practice! After scolding the guy next door, Long Jinhuan worked hard all night last night and got up earlier than them today. Could it be that these three guys were there again yesterday?
I was having sex, so I got up late? It seems like they were pretty good at repairing it yesterday!
"Bang!" The door to the dormitory was kicked open by Long Jinhuan again.
Long Jinhuan walked into the dormitory with an angry face and found that Qian Long and the other three were still awake and sleeping with their butts stuck out. This completely angered Long Jinhuan. Long Jinhuan did not call them and arrested them one by one.
The quilts that housed the three of them were thrown directly to the ground, and then they grabbed the ankles of the three of them and threw them onto the middle table to stack the Arhats, and the fat man was still on top.
The three people who were suddenly attacked woke up, and the first thing they did after waking up was to curse.
Kang Xi, who was at the bottom, cursed angrily: "You two, second child, third child, you two are so fucking dishonest when you sleep. You actually sleepwalked into my bed and pressed on top of me! You two are so fucking dishonest.
Come down here quickly, or I'll break up with you!"
Qian Long, who was in the middle, also cursed, "Hey, I said you were sleepwalking. Why did you run under me when you had nothing to do? The bones all over your body are so bruised that it hurts! Oh, Third Brother, you damn fat man, don't you have a morning erection?"
Point that thing at my ass, if I lose my virginity, I will cut you off! Oh, my God, you actually fucked me too!"
Wang Erpang, who was on top, twisted his fat body and said in a corrupt tone: "Why are you making such a noise? It will cause thunder and lightning to disturb people's sweet dreams! By the way, grandma's, where is my quilt?"
These three guys haven't noticed that Long Jinhuan is standing on the side yet. It seems that they are still not awake enough. They need to give them some shocking information.
With a naughty smile, Long Jinhuan kicked the table under the three of them away with a fierce kick. However, due to the effect of inertia, the three of them fell straight to the ground. Fortunately, they were in the deepest place.
Kang Xi below had a lot of friction between his body and the table, and his body was carried a certain distance by the table. Therefore, when he fell to the ground, he was not crushed by Qian Long and Wang Erpang, otherwise he would not have been able to bear it.
But Qian Long's life was not so good. He directly used Wang Erpang's human flesh air mattress and almost squeezed out his intestines.
Don't think that Wang Erpang will feel better, because he is lying on Qian Long's body, and coupled with the physiological reaction that men have in the morning, such a huge squeeze almost broke his second brother, and it hurt him
He was also grinning and had tears in his eyes.
After such a big disturbance, Qian Long and the other three noticed Long Jinhuan standing aside, and understood that all their previous encounters were caused by their unscrupulous boss, but they didn't dare to do anything.
Complain, otherwise you will definitely suffer Long Jinhuan’s inhumane revenge.
"It's so comfortable for the three of you! It's almost noon, and you're still lying in bed, and you want your boss to wake you up personally. It's really outrageous!" Long Jinhuan said with a harmless smile,
However, in the eyes of Kang Xi and the others, this smile was more terrifying than the devil's smile.
Qian Long and the others could already foresee how Long Jinhuan would torture them next. Therefore, in order to reduce the punishment, the three of them began to make excuses for sleeping in.
Qian Long said with a grimace: "Boss, don't you understand me? I don't have any other preferences, especially two sports. One is static and the other is dynamic. The static one is sleeping, and the dynamic one is turning over. You boss
Just because I love them so much, please forgive me this time!"
The answer to Qian Long was the sole of Long Jinhuan's shoe. Long Jinhuan used the sole of his shoe to "write" "I'm here" on Qian Long's face and kicked him unconscious.
When Kang Xi saw Qian Long's miserable end, the muscles on his face kept trembling, and he trembled and said: "Old, old, old, I like science more than art, but I treat sleep as both art and science.
In order to solve the mystery of dreams that has troubled mankind for countless years, I have been practicing for a long time in order to achieve academic breakthroughs. Boss, I am very selfless and sacred, you have to believe me!"
Long Jinhuan clapped his hands and said: "That's right. When looking for excuses, you have to find something decent and great. People will have an unnatural urge to forgive you! That's right.
Okay, Fourth Brother, you have such a lofty scientific spirit. Boss, I want to verify the reciprocity of force. When I hit your face with my fist, will you fly out or me? This is a very rigorous science.
Question, do you mind if I ask you to do an experiment?"
Kang Xi was ecstatic when she heard the first half of Long Jinhuan's words. She admired her own wit for actually coming up with such a good excuse and winning the boss's forgiveness. But when Long Jinhuan said "mutual verification of power"
When he was having sex, he realized he was going to be bad. Before he could react, Long Jinhuan hit him on the chin with an uppercut, making him go back to the trapeze and experience it even more.
The beauty of "gravity"!
When Wang Erpang saw that Qian Long and Kang Xi were being abused and bullied by Long Jinhuan because of their nonsense excuses, Wang Erpang immediately deleted the perfect excuse he had conceived in his mind and looked at Long with a deeply regretful expression.
He was so happy that he spoke angrily.
"Brother Huan, these two are so useless. They made mistakes and still made excuses. It's too light for you to punish them like this. I told them they should be stripped naked and paraded in public, so that the world will despise their shameless behavior."
Wang Erpang first scolded Qian Long and Kang Xi. After hearing this, the two pretended to be unconscious. They scolded Wang Erpang in their hearts and decided to wait until Long Jinhuan left.
, just beat his personality and make him unable to take care of himself.
Then Wang Erpang suddenly hugged Long Jinhuan's thigh and said with tears in his eyes: "Brother Huan, I'm guilty! I shouldn't be so lazy, I shouldn't live up to your expectations of me, so you punish me! But
Before you punish me, you have to listen to my repentance. I regret it! I shouldn't have eaten and drank so much every day that I gained weight, which led to many people calling me a 'fat pig'.
It even made me contract the bad habits of pigs, which are eating and lethargy. Although this is the nature of pigs and cannot be changed, I did not overcome this nature with strong perseverance. I am really sorry for Brother Huan’s vigorous cultivation.
, so I am guilty. Although I have a sleepy nature, it is understandable to sleep in, but if I make a mistake, I have made a mistake and I should be punished, so I am willing to accept any punishment from Brother Huan!"
After Wang Erpang finished speaking, he put on a posture of being willing to be punished. After hearing Wang Erpang's words, Long Jinhuan fell into "contemplation" expressionlessly, as if he was considering whether to punish Wang Erpang.
But Qian Long and Kang Xi were shouting in their hearts, this fat man is so fucking talented. In order to avoid punishment, he compared himself to a pig. What is a pig? Pigs are synonymous with eating and being lazy. It is their nature to be sleepy. Since it is
By nature, no matter how much he sleeps in, it is not too much. No one will punish him too much. In addition, this "pig" took the initiative to accept the punishment and won the favor of the boss. It seems that his beating was
No need! Why didn’t I come up with such a good excuse?
Long Jinhuan saw that in order to escape this severe beating, the second fat man actually went to such lengths to do things like destroy his own image. He was really dissatisfied. But he seemed to have forgotten one thing, that is, he, Long Jinhuan, took over
When they came down to train them, they seemed to want to beat them violently. Compared with that, the punishment of Long Jinhuan's kick and punch before was really nothing. Even if Er Pang escaped this small punishment, he would still be beaten next.
It has to be like a dead dog!
Long Jinhuan looked at Wang Erpang with admiration and praised: "Erpang, your spirit is worth learning from those two idiots. If you are wrong, you are wrong. Don't make excuses. If you know your mistakes, you can correct them. You are a good boy.
Good comrade! Well, in view of your good performance in proactively admitting your mistakes, boss, I will take special care of you in the following devil training, so that you can become a top master as soon as possible! Hehe, don’t be moved to tears!"
"Bang" Hearing Long Jinhuan's words, Wang Erpang fainted. He was not such a playful person. He had been busy with his feelings for so long, and in the end he shot himself in the foot. He really regretted it this time.
Ah! Qian Long and Kang Xi felt as if they had been wiped with honey at this moment. They were so happy that they wanted to jump up. Haha, you really deserve it. Shameless people should end up like this. Boss, you are so wise!