By the way, the five of them had lunch for more than two hours, but after the meal, Long Jinhuan was carried by the four girls to go shopping. Originally, he had the dragon pattern ring in his hand, so he had no worries about going shopping with the beautiful woman, but Du Lingling, the little girl, did not want to go shopping.
In order to punish Long Jinhuan, the jealous jar did not allow him to put the things he bought into the dragon pattern ring. One can imagine Long Jinhuan's end!
Hey, for a whole afternoon, even though Long Jinhuan had the body of a martial saint, he was very tired. Long Jinhuan lamented: It’s hard to be a man, it’s even harder to be a man who loves his wife, and it’s even harder to be a man who loves a lot of wives.
Men, oh, it’s not a difficult problem anymore, most people would have collapsed and died long ago! Because they have to fight hard both in bed and off the bed, it would be weird if they don’t die! Fortunately, Long Jinhuan’s “force value” is super strong and he can withstand the torture!
Fortunately, during the shopping process, Long Jinhuan harassed several women from time to time, touching, scratching, hugging, kissing and nibbling, which still gave Long Jinhuan a lot of comfort for his injured soul. Especially when he saw many perverts around him.
Their eyes were filled with jealousy, and Long Jinhuan's vanity was greatly satisfied.
One afternoon, Long Jinhuan simply became the kind of fool who spends money to find trouble. After spending hundreds of thousands, he could buy enough things to fill the whole room, but he had to rely on Long Jinhuan to carry it all on his shoulders, and then
When he couldn't hold it anymore, Du Lingling allowed him to put the things in the dragon pattern ring. This was repeated countless times, and the girls' enthusiasm for shopping also decreased as the sun went down. Only then did Long Jinhuan become "
"liberated from slavery and oppression".
But how did Long Jinhuan know that he had just come out of the "tiger's mouth" and into the "wolf's den"! The torture of shopping was over, but there were more terrifying things waiting for him next. How terrifying was it? Anyway, it was almost...
Take Long Jinhuan’s life!
As the saying goes, there is no credit, only hard work. Long Jinhuan worked tirelessly all afternoon. The girls also saw it and were moved in their hearts, so they unanimously decided that everyone would cook a few side dishes to reward them.
Long Jinhuan was so moved by this that he praised these women as models of virtue and virtue, good wives and mothers of the contemporary era!
In Long Jinhuan's heart, although the girls' cooking skills are not at the master level, they can still make some delicious home-cooked stir-fries. Therefore, he still feels that today's sin has not been in vain.
After the "end of suffering" comes "the coming of joy"!
My sister, my wife, Du Lingling, has basically served Long Jinhuan for more than ten years, and her cooking skills are not to mention. The eldest lady, Yan Yuting, has also been studying and practicing several dishes diligently in the past few days, and she should be able to cook something. Liu Shiyue,
At first glance, she looks like a woman who streamlines housekeeping, and she was born in a fragrant family. Even Long Jinhuan wouldn't believe it if she couldn't cook. Finally, there is Li Siyu. Although this woman is a bit silly, since she has the responsibility
With the responsibility of taking care of Yan Yuting, there is no reason why she can’t cook?
Back at Yan Yuting's apartment, Long Jinhuan tiredly lay down on the sofa, put his legs on the coffee table, peeled off a lollipop and held it in his mouth, just like a big man, waiting for his wife to serve him.
Hold him.
Naturally, the girls put down their backpacks, took off their coats, took the vegetables, meat and eggs they had bought before, and went straight to the kitchen. Yingying Yanyan also gave Long Jinhuan a feast for the eyes. Seeing this, Long Jinhuan
Huan also said proudly: "It's beautiful and delicious, not bad!
"Well, sweet and sour short ribs, Ling'er's specialty dish, the smell of it will whet your appetite!" Long Jinhuan said to himself as he sniffed the aroma of vegetables wafting from the kitchen.
"Could this be spicy chicken? It's full of spiciness, but slightly mushy. It seems that Yan Yatou's cooking skills still need to be improved! But she's only been cooking for a few days, and it's already rare to have such skills!" Long Jinhuan continued to exclaim.
After checking my nose several times, I finally smelled that what Yan Yuting was cooking was spicy chicken.
"Whoosh whoosh, what is this? Sweet and sour, sour and spicy, spicy and burnt, and burnt with a slight fishy odor. Could it be a new dish - sweet and sour stinky tofu?" Long Jinhuan asked.
He said with his lips.
"Uh-huh, uh-huh, what is this? This smell has exceeded the limit of human smell. It makes me sick and dizzy. The legendary r army poisonous gas is nothing more than that!" Long Jinhuan rolled his eyes and was angry.
Ruowei said calmly.
Just when Long Jin was about to "die from the poison", a crisp cry sounded in his ears: "It's time to eat! Hey, why did my brother fall asleep? It seems that he is indeed very tired today!"
"Yes, Huan is indeed very tired today. Fortunately, we made a lot of delicious food, which can be regarded as a reward for him."
"But my cousin and Ling'er made delicious food. Yueyue and I made it. It looks passable, but it doesn't smell like much. I don't know if my little one likes it?"
"Who says what I cook is not delicious? This is an inherited dish of our Liu family. In ancient times, it was even served as a tribute. Even the emperor was full of praise after eating it. It's just my first time to cook, and the heat is not enough, so I can barely cook it.
It’s a five- or six-point level, but I still like it, and he’ll be jumping up and down when eating it!”
In fact, Long Jinhuan had woken up a long time ago, but after hearing what Li Siyu and Liu Shiyue said, Long Jinhuan simply chose to sleep for a long time. Damn it, just smelling the smell had already killed half of Long Jinhuan's life. If he ate
If so, today next year will be his death anniversary! For his own life and for the countless beauties who have not yet received his love, he will not eat this meal even if he is beaten to death.
Long Jinhuan was the head of the family. He couldn't get up to eat, and the girls couldn't use their chopsticks. Although they knew that Long Jinhuan was very tired, in order to let Long Jinhuan taste their craftsmanship as soon as possible, the four girls decided to cook Long Jinhuan.
Happy to wake up.
But no matter what the four girls called, Long Jinhuan still slept soundly, and I remained unmoved. If the four girls couldn't spot such obvious deception, they would be really stupid. Oh, no, Li Siyu
It was true that they were too stupid to notice it, and even ran to the bedroom distressedly to get a blanket to cover Long Jinhuan, but the other three women were extremely shrewd and had already discovered that Long Jinhuan was pretending to sleep.
Now Long Jinhuan has stirred up a hornet's nest! Yan Yuting is doing better. She is a maid and she doesn't dare to be angry with the eldest master. However, Du Lingling, Tu Qing'er's direct disciple, has a temper that is developing towards that of a rogue rabbit. In addition,
She was still jealous when I met her, so she was naturally very angry now.
"Huh, stinky brother, I have worked so hard to make delicious food for you. Since you are pretending that you can't get up to eat, it seems that you dislike Ling'er's craftsmanship. If you don't get up in another minute, I won't do it again.
I won’t cook for you!”
Oh, Ling'er, aren't you indirectly murdering your husband? I can't get enough of the food you cook in my lifetime, but how can I dare to eat the food cooked by the two people around you!
Originally, Long Jinhuan was a little hesitant about whether to wake up or not, but Liu Shiyue's words frightened Long Jinhuan into standing up like a carp.
"That's great. If Ling'er doesn't cook, I'll take care of all Jinhuan's meals from now on! I'll take care of it and keep Jinhuan fat and healthy!"
After hearing this, he realized that even if what Liu Shiyue and Li Siyu were really doing was poison, he would forcefully take it for the sake of his future happiness.
"Ah, it feels so good to sleep for a while! I'm so hungry, have you done cooking? I'm so hungry that my chest is pressed against my back!" Long Jinhuan stood up like a carp, and then stretched comfortably.
Then he said that he was hungry against his will, without any trace of deception at all.
Seeing Long Jinhuan's natural expression and his eyes longing for food, the girls began to doubt their previous guesses. Could it be that he was really exhausted and fell asleep so hard?
No matter how similar they are, Long Jinhuan just wants to end this dinner quickly so that he can "die early and be released early"!
Long Jinhuan "can't wait" to run to the dining table, sit down at the main seat, and then invite the ladies to sit down. Then he performed a pre-dinner prayer. This was the only pre-dinner prayer for Long Jinhuan in his life, and
Still chanting silently.
"Damn thief God, if I, Long Jinhuan, die unfortunately due to eating this time, please consider that I am the protagonist and forgive these four beauties in front of me. They cooked these meals because they love me. It's completely
Unintentionally, I was willing to eat these poisons, uh, no, it was rice! Amen, Amitabha, Amitayus!"
After praying, Long Jinhuan felt four pairs of beautiful big eyes looking at him in surprise, so he smiled coquettishly and said: "Don't be surprised, I just did it on a whim, like Westerners to pray before a meal. Mainly to thank God.
Send you to me, otherwise I won't be able to taste such a 'delicious' meal! Okay, wives, maids, and girlfriends, I'm about to get started!"
After saying that, Long Jinhuan picked up the chopsticks and started eating crazily. The level of madness was no less than that of Qian Long and the other three. Don't think that Long Jinhuan is really not afraid of those dishes. The main reason is that he has sealed them with secret techniques.
After losing a few taste and smell nerves, he is now a person whose sense of taste and smell have completely failed, and everything he eats is tasteless.
In Long Jinhuan’s own words: Men should be cruel to themselves!
But Long Jinhuan completely underestimated the power of the dishes prepared by Liu Shiyue and Li Siyu.