Although Du Lingling has only practiced for two months, she competes with Feng Longer every day. Her fighting skills are naturally much better than Long Jinhuan, who has only practiced for less than two days. Even though Long Jinhuan has abilities close to the master level, she can
But he couldn't even perform at a second-rate level, plus he rushed into the challenge just to look cool, so it was understandable that he was ruined by Du Lingling.
"Ling'er, you've gone too far. As the saying goes, you don't slap someone in the face. Why do you always say hello to my face? Fortunately, I used my other hand to protect my face, otherwise I would have to break up!" Long Jinhuan was in a hurry!
Shouted to Du Lingling.
"Brother, you talk a lot of nonsense. In actual combat, who will care whether you are disfigured or not, but since you said so, I won't slap you in the face." Du Lingling taught her a lesson very easily.
"Ah! You're even more outrageous now. You don't slap me in the face, but you always spank me in the butt. Be careful, this is a 'high-risk' place. If you are not careful, you may not be able to protect you from being widowed, and I will become a father-in-law!" Long Jin!
Huan shouted.
"Ling'er, if you go too far, I will use my real skills. Don't blame me for not reminding you, otherwise you will blame me for bullying you later and make you cry." Long Jinhuan couldn't beat him but shamelessly said that he didn't try his best.
"That's good! I just used 70% of my power, and it wasn't enough. Please hurry up and use your full strength. I'll be waiting for you." Du Lingling said indifferently.
"Ouch! It hurts so much. Pause, pause, no more, no more! I miss you, Long Jinhuan, who loves her and cherishes her. How could I do such a dangerous thing as destroying flowers? That's why I can't stop fighting with Ling'er.
Hand, otherwise Ling'er would definitely not be my opponent." Long Jinhuan was shameless anyway, and he was still bragging so shamelessly.
"Humph, my brother is so shameless. He won't admit it even if he can't beat him."
"You, you, you..., Ling'er, you don't know what's good or bad. If I hadn't taken pity on you, I would have beaten your little ass. Since you don't appreciate it, we will beat you again and we will make you convinced. Long'er, please do it."
Why are you holding me back? I know you sisters have a good relationship, but you can't be so protective of me! Okay! For your sake, I forgive Ling'er."
Not only did Long Jinhuan slap his face to look fat, he actually waved his hand at Feng Longer, who was still five or six meters away from him, and shouted loudly not to pull him.
"Keke, my husband, please stop acting. After all, you have only practiced for less than two days and you are already so good. You are already a genius. Sister Ling'er has been competing with me every day for the past two months. There is no shame in being unable to beat her."
"That's right, my brother is so shameless! He acted so shamelessly even after losing, I won't fight you next time." Du Lingling agreed.
"Hey, brother is teasing you. It's too late for me to be happy that you are so good. Besides, if I work more on bed, even Long'er will surpass him sooner or later." Long Jinhuan said shamelessly, "After exercising a lot, my body is dirty.
If you are dead, do you two young ladies want to have a water play with your husband?"
Du Lingling and Feng Longer shook their heads at the same time.
"How about a mandarin duck playing in the water?"
The two girls still shook their heads.
"Then tell me how you want me to take a shower with you." Long Jinhuan pretended not to know that the two girls didn't want to take a shower with him, so he deliberately asked a trap question.
The two women were too lazy to answer him, holding each other's hands and running away, apparently looking for another place to take a bath.
"Hello? You two beauties, be careful of slippery roads, be careful of water depth, be careful of water snakes, be careful of water monsters, be careful... you don't have to run so fast if you don't want me to accompany you! It's true, we are already an old couple and we are still so shy." Long Jinhuan
He wanted to make his last effort and warned him several times to be careful, but he didn't expect that the two girls were more powerful than him now, so how could he be afraid of these dangers.
"Wow, poof." Long Jinhuan washed in the water alone for nearly half an hour, and most of the time he washed under the water. As soon as he emerged from the water, he muttered to himself: "I didn't expect that the operation of "Hua Long" was going on.
"You can still hold it in the water for a long time. You can dive for more than 20 minutes just after practicing. If you don't have to stay there for a whole day in the future! It's so damn good! And the water in this lake is really sweet. It's better than Wimpy Three."
The punch is still sweet. I think Long'er often bathes here, otherwise his skin would be so good. No, I have to go down and wash myself to find out more about Long'er's smell." Just as Long Jinhuan was about to plunge into the water,
A pleasant but cold voice came from my ears.
"The bold thief dares to break into our Ghost Dragon Valley without permission and pollute the water of the holy lake in our valley. He must die!"
"Whore? That's not bad. I scolded the guy next door. I didn't know this was my territory. If my dears Ling'er and Long'er were looked at, I'd be damned! I don't think I'll kill you!"
Cut it into a human stick." When Long Jinhuan heard that there was a thief, he immediately cursed and started looking for the thief.
"The thief is so brave. He didn't restrain his hands and died, but he still looked around to see the sword." The light and sweet but cold voice sounded again.
"You are so arrogant, but you are still looking around. Fortunately, Long'er and the others are far away." Long Jinhuan said, and searched even harder. Suddenly he saw a blurry white shadow in front of him, and gradually the white shadow became smaller.
It grew bigger and bigger, and finally Long Jinhuan could see clearly that it was an unusually beautiful woman in white, and he suddenly fell into daze.
Just listen to Long Jinhuan murmur: "Damn, he is actually a female prostitute, isn't it a pity? Look at that face, peerless elegance, just like the reincarnation of Daji and Baosi, look at that figure with bulging front and back, devilish
What a figure! Look at that body movement, floating like a fairy, like a fairy descending from the earth. Look at the sword, it is bright, it looks like a peerless sword that cuts iron like clay. It is actually facing me, and it is even more beautiful.
We are getting closer and closer, is this female prostitute here to pick my peerless green grass? Ah! We are getting closer and closer, my God!"
Long Jinhuan was still immersed in the beauty of Lai Nu. When he saw that the sword was coming to take his life, he realized what he was doing and dived into the water quickly.
"Shameless thief, let's see where you are going. Mei'er helped me block him and shave him if I don't live today. I didn't expect that when we weren't at home, such a villain would come in and defile the holy lake where we often bathe.
water."
It turned out that the people who came were the two girls Feng Long'er mentioned, Hu Mei'er and Tu Qing'er. They received Feng Long'er's summons and hurried from the secular world. Unexpectedly, they saw a person just after entering the Youlong Valley.
Naked men bathed in the lake where they often bathed and played. This annoyed Tu Qing'er, whose personality was completely opposite to her appearance. She immediately labeled Long Jinhuan as a prostitute. Poor our pig's feet are still thinking about it.
His concubine.
Long Jinhuan swam two hundred meters away before showing his head. He quickly went ashore and put on his underwear. However, before the golden armor could be transformed into a Chinese tunic suit, another woman in black stood in front of Long Jinhuan.
The woman seemed to be very shy. When she saw Long Jinhuan, who was almost naked, her whole face turned red and she turned her head away slightly, not looking at Long Jinhuan.
Long Jinhuan saw someone blocking the way, and the person was so shy. In addition, he was shameless now, so he simply didn't take out his Mao suit and put it on. He teased the woman in black and said: "Hey beauty! Peeping is a bad habit.
, If you want to see it, tell your brother, I am very generous, wouldn't it be better if we discuss the mysteries of the human body with each other!"
The woman in black was so talked about by Long Jinhuan that her neck turned red and her head was directly buried between her breasts. She had no idea that she was now responsible for surrounding Long Jinhuan. But in her current state, Long Jinhuan walked away in a swagger.
Yes, she may not be able to see it. And the woman in black is Hu Meier, and her personality is completely different from her appearance. Long Jinhuan wanted to tease a few more words, but he forgot that there were pursuers behind him.
.
"The shameless lecher is so courageous. Not only did he invade my Dragon Valley and destroy my Holy Lake, but now he also molests Sister Meier. I will make you die badly." Tu Qing'er, who caught up, cursed.
"A dog doesn't have the guts, but it does have the heart of an animal. It's that of a dragon. Look, it's still jumping." Long Jinhuan turned around and pointed at his left chest.
"You have a smooth tongue, a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, and tattoos all over your body. You can tell he is not a good person at first glance, just look at my aunt's sword." Tu Qing'er's temper was really hot, and she stabbed Long Jinhuan without giving him a chance to explain.
Long Jinhuan was being chased, and he suddenly forgot that he knew martial arts, and could only roll on the ground to avoid it. But he still fought back: "You, you, you, you scold me and hit me, I don't care, but where are you?"
I'm so angry at my sharp mouth and monkey cheeks. And we are all civilized people. If you have something to say, why should you use guns or knives?"
"You're talking so much nonsense when you're about to die. Look, if I catch you, I won't pull out your dog tongue first and scrape you piece by piece." Tu Qing'er's attack became more fierce, and she almost stabbed Long Jinhuan several times.
Long Jinhuan saw that he could not stop the evil woman's attack, so he rolled and crawled towards the place where Feng Long'er and Du Lingling were taking a bath. He shouted for help while running: "Help! It's a murder! Long'er, hurry up and help."
Please save your life, otherwise you will be a widow."
Just running, he seemed to remember that he knew kung fu, and then he suddenly realized: "I know martial arts too! Damn, that little girl was so scared that she accidentally forgot about it. Then you let others chase you around like a chicken?
There’s something really wrong with chasing and killing.cao!”
Long Jinhuan thought that he knew "The Secret of Dragon Transformation" and had the precious armor and precious spear, so he felt determined. Then he stopped, turned around and shouted to Tu Qing'er: "Stop, listen to me, I am this Dragon Valley"
Master, Long'er is my wife, why can't I stay in the valley?"
Tu Qing'er was furious. How could she listen to his explanation? She thought it was all nonsense. Moreover, when Long Jinhuan mentioned Feng Long'er, she became even more furious: "The crime of lewdness and thief deserves to be punished by death. Miss, you can also insult me. Today
I swear I won’t be a human being until I take your life.” He then raised his sword and struck someone.
"Stupid Sanba! Don't take my tolerance as cowardice. I have also practiced it. Don't push me anymore. I consider myself to be compassionate and cherish women, and I never hit women, especially women who I can't beat. But you
If you push me too hard, I will bite like a rabbit."
Long Jinhuan said something like "Rabbits bite when they are anxious" which angered Tu Qing'er even more. She hated this sentence the most. In her original words: We rabbits are all cute and well-behaved, and we are even vegetarian animals.
How could I do something so unladylike? I am usually so gentle and pleasant, and I have never been angry with anyone, so this is an eternal injustice! Whoever talks about it in the future, I will be angry with.
She has never been in a hurry with anyone because she always takes action directly.
"You are the one who bites. Your father bites, your mother bites, and your whole family bites." Tu Qing'er cursed while beating her.
And Tu Qing'er's words also touched Long Jinhuan's sore spot. In addition, Tu Qing'er attacked indiscriminately from the beginning, and at this time, Grandmaster Long Jinhuan's second-rate kung fu skills couldn't resist him.
The rabbit demon Qing'er, a rabbit demon of the same level as the God of War, attacked and shouted.
"This is what you forced me to do. The golden battle armor and the Coiling Dragon Soul-Severing Gun are here!" After shouting, Long Jinhuan was already wearing golden battle armor and holding the Coiling Dragon Soul-Severing Gun. The soul-severing gun exuding a stream of light was accompanied by
There were bursts of dragon roars. At this time, Long Jinhuan's momentum was almost that of Tu Qing'er. It seemed that Feng Long'er was right. The power of the golden battle armor and the Coiling Dragon Soul-Severing Gun was indeed huge.
Tu Qing'er and Hu Mei'er have never seen these two treasures with their own eyes. Naturally, they cannot tell that Long Jinhuan is a destined person from the two treasures. Therefore, Tu Qing'er was first frightened by the two treasures that Long Jinhuan suddenly conjured.
He jumped, and was even more unimaginable by the aura emitted by the treasure that was faintly greater than his own, so he said loudly: "It seems that I have underestimated you. I didn't expect it to be a while, but for the sake of you contributing two treasures,
I’ll keep your whole body later.”
"Then let's see if you have this ability." After Long Jinhuan's golden armor and the Coiling Dragon Soul-Severing Gun revealed their true forms, he became extremely serious and no longer as hip-hop as before.
Long Jinhuan had thought about various ways to meet the two women before, but he never expected that they would meet in such a tense way. I wonder what the scene will be like when Long Jinhuan, Hu Meier, and Tu Qinger meet each other in the future.