Chapter 245: Calling Brother-in-law, I’ll Spare You 3
When Long Jinhuan heard that Li Fan resented that his fingers could not be connected, he immediately thought of a way to punish him. There was a super syringe in his dragon pattern ring. It was very large. The needle was almost as thick as a chopstick. Later,
Just use it for Li Fan and beat his ass into a sieve!
"Master Li, don't be angry. Your finger has lost its activity. If you try to force it, not only will it fail, but it will also lead to infection of your wound. If the infection worsens, your entire palm will not be saved! In fact, the little finger is not very useful.
, apart from picking out your ears and nose, I really can't think of any other use. If your thumb is cut off, it will be a big trouble!"
Long Jinhuan's tone was obviously gloating. Although most of the time his little finger was used to pick noses like sister Ruhua, no one wanted to lose it like this. However, Long Jinhuan reminded himself that he would use Li Fan's little finger later.
His thumb was cut off, which was considered as interest for allowing him to live for two more days.
"Damn, what are you talking about? It's of little use, so let me cut off yours and try? And you're cursing me? It's not enough that I'm missing a little finger, and you want that bastard Long Jinhuan to cut off my
My thumb was also cut off!" Li Fan said angrily.
He also has a mean mouth. It seems that he doesn’t want this mouth anymore. Anyway, I’ll feed him a pack of Ouyang Feng’s Earth-shattering, Ghostly Crying and Howling Five Poison Powders later and let him try it to make his mouth become two.
Fat sausage, banana, you bastard!
"Master Li, I'm here to tell you good news. Our hospital has newly introduced a drug that can regenerate amputated limbs. It only takes one injection. Keep your fingers and regrow them again!" Long Jinhuan made nonsense.
road.
The medicine that can regenerate amputated limbs cannot be said to be a fantasy, but at least it cannot be made with the current technology. Anyone who believes in it is a fool. But Li Fan and Ximen Jing, two uneducated and ignorant playboys, are not able to create it.
He's almost like an idiot.
"Are you telling the truth?" Li Fan said in disbelief.
"One hundred percent!" Long Jinhuan actually wanted to say it was 100% false.
"Then give it to me quickly! As long as my fingers can grow out, I will give you one million!" Li Fan said excitedly. As long as my fingers can grow out, don't say one million, just ten million, one hundred million.
Also willing to give.
"That's great, Ah Fan, let me tell you! The world is so big and the technology is so advanced, there is always a way to cure your broken finger!" Ximen Jing was also happy for Li Fan.
"Dr. Cai, as long as Ah Fan's finger is healed, I will give you one million! And make you the vice president!" After all, the Li family is now considered a relatively strong dog in the Ximen family. As long as it can treat this
The dog was cured, and the Ximen family did not hesitate to spend the money.
In fact, this cannot be blamed on their ignorance. The main reason is that Long Jinhuan's identity as Dr. Cai gave them confidence. This Dr. Cai is the youngest doctor of medicine in the entire military hospital. His medical skills are more exquisite than some old experts, and he is even more famous abroad.
Having studied advanced medical technology, his words are still very authoritative.
When Long Jinhuan heard that he was mentioned as the vice-dean, he immediately showed excitement and excitement. After all, he had to put on a show, and the other party gave such a generous reward. If he didn't react, he would be easily exposed.
"Wait a moment!" Long Jinhuan said and turned around. Fortunately, he had placed the tray on the table nearby, otherwise it would have been difficult to take out the super syringe.
When Long Jinhuan turned around again, he already had a "sharp weapon" in his hand, a giant syringe that was more than 30 centimeters long and as thick as a baby's arm. The long needle with the cold light could really be used as a murder weapon.
"Sharp weapon"!
Li Fan was almost frightened to death when he saw the giant syringe that Long Jinhuan brought over. Damn it, could it be for him? If this needle goes in, there will be a hole in his body!
"Dr. Cai, are you trying to inject me with this? Are you kidding me? It looks like it's for pigs. It's for humans. I'm afraid that if my fingers don't grow back, humans will die too!"
Li Fan's face turned pale with fright, and he was extremely worried.
Hey, you guessed it right, this is for beasts like elephants, but you, Li Fan, are worse than beasts, so it is just right for you!
"Dr. Cai, can't you change to a smaller syringe? This one is too big, how can people bear it!" Ximen Jing also said worriedly. Of course people can't bear it, because this is not for human use at all!
"What the two young masters don't know is that this medicine is a biological agent. It needs to be diluted with a large amount of saline before injection, and then quickly injected into the human body before its activity is reduced. Only in this way can the medicine be effective. If it is used intravenously or with a small
The syringe will be delayed for a long time, and by then the activity of the medicine will be gone, and it will be useless!" Long Jinhuan continued to lie. Damn it, I'm just bullying you for not understanding!
"Doctor, is there really no other way?" Li Fan said with a grimace.
"I can only use this method for the time being. Actually, I still say that this little finger is not very useful. Master Li does not have to suffer for his little finger! However, my skills are not bad. Even though the needle is very big, it actually hits the body.
It doesn’t hurt at all!”
It doesn't hurt at all, but it hurts a lot. If you keep a needle, it will kill half of your life, Li Fan! This syringe can hold one liter of water, and it will be injected into Li Fan's flesh. Long Jinhuan can already imagine Li Fan's pain.
How full her buttocks have become, but only on one side! After the treatment, Li Fan will probably have to sleep on his stomach for the next few days!
"Dr. Cai, can you give Afan an anesthesia injection first, so that he won't be afraid of pain!" Ximen Jing thought of a way on the side.
Li Fan is mainly afraid of pain. If such a big needle penetrates into the flesh, without anesthesia, it will really hurt to death. But with anesthesia, he is not afraid. People have anesthesia and disembowelment is fine, let alone injections.
!
Anesthesia, what good things are you thinking about? He, Long Jinhuan, wants to give you, Li Fan, pain. If you don’t feel pain, you won’t be punished. He, Long Jinhuan, has nothing to do and is here to play with you two idiots!
Long Jinhuan simply broke Li Fan's fantasy, shook his head and said: "You can't use anesthesia! This medicine is very delicate and will be inactivated by mild stimulation. Not to mention the anesthesia injection, after the injection, Master Li also has to stop smoking and drinking.
A few days, otherwise it will affect the efficacy!"
Seeing that Li Fan was still unable to make up his mind, Long Jinhuan continued: "Master Li, make a decision quickly. This medicine has just been taken out of the low-temperature tank. It cannot be kept at room temperature for a long time. It must be used quickly. If it is delayed any longer, the effect will be greatly reduced!"
Moreover, this kind of medicine is very difficult to buy. It’s hard to find it in foreign countries. It’s still expensive but not marketable. Our hospital also went through a lot of hard work to get one. It was originally used for research, but when I think of Master Li,
It will be given to you as soon as possible because of your condition, so if you miss it, it will be difficult to get a second one!"
Damn, I'm scaring you to death, let's see if you won't be fooled! Today, you, Li Fan, are going to turn into a sieve!
After hearing what Long Jinhuan said was very serious, Li Fan was still hesitant about whether it hurt or not, and immediately shouted: "I'll hit! I'll hit! Hit me quickly!"
(I’m so sleepy. Although it’s a little late, I finally kept my promise. Here’s another short chapter!)