Long Jinhuan sneaked into the women's bathroom. He had already found out that there was no one else in the bathroom except Dongfang Keying, so he dared to come in. After Long Jinhuan came in, he locked the door with a guilty conscience.
Although he thinks his purpose is very pure, there is no guarantee that others will not think he is a pervert, so it is better to keep him locked up.
Long Jinhuan obviously didn't catch up with Dongfang Keying who was still booing, but fortunately he didn't catch up, otherwise if Dongfang Keying got angry, he would have suffered a lot. Dongfang Keying was "looking at the mirror" at the moment
Decal yellow".
Dongfang Keying also showed a plain face and never put on any cosmetics, but she was still youthful, beautiful and charming. At this moment, she was holding water in her hands and gently washing her little face. Her pretty face with water droplets appeared on her face.
Under the light, it looked crystal clear and indescribably beautiful. Long Jinhuan's eyes immediately widened, and his laughter overflowed again.
"Ah!" Dongfang Keying screamed in fright when she saw Long Jinhuan, who looked like a pig brother. Then she was ready to teach this scoundrel who dared to enter the women's restroom, but when she saw that it was Long Jinhuan, she
After making a disgusting face, he didn't take action.
"Hi, Keying, I haven't seen you for a long time. I didn't expect to see you here." Long Jin greeted with a smile.
Dongfang Keying glared at Long Jinhuan, and then said pointedly: "Yeah, I didn't expect to see you in this place. I thought I would never see a man in this place in my life."
Long Jinhuan said without any shame: "Hey, I couldn't help it. You don't know, I saw your beautiful figure in the crowd, and I was so excited that I didn't know what to do. Your beautiful back attracted me and I just followed.
Come over. It seems that we haven’t seen each other for four days? As the saying goes, one day without seeing is like three autumns. These four days without seeing each other are more than ten years! Just imagine, life is short, how many more than ten years can be wasted, so I try my best
If possible, try to take a few more minutes to see you. How about it? Are you touched by Keying?"
"I'm impressed, you big-headed ghost. Do you believe that if I shout 'pervert', you will immediately become a street rat and be thrown from dozens of floors?" Dongfang Keying said angrily. It's really not possible.
I have never seen such a shameless person.
"Believe me, I believe it with all my heart. Ke Ying, you are a great beauty who has conquered the whole country. Your suitors can line up from here to the seaside. I think there must be more than half of your admirers in this banquet. If you shout, they will naturally become one."
He rushed forward with a disregard for death. But, I don’t think you would do that. After all, we are the same, oh, close comrades who share the same sorrow, how can you be willing to let me get hurt? "Long
Jin Huan rested her elbows on the sink, looked sideways at Dongfang Keying, and kept talking about the train tracks.
"Who is a close comrade-in-arms with you? You don't have a good face. Do you and I know you well?" Dongfang Keying continued to say in a "bad tone".
"Isn't this still familiar? We are all in the same car together, which is not much different from being in the same room, and we have also had sex. How is this different from being a boyfriend and girlfriend? If this is not considered familiar, then it seems that only
Couples who share the same bed are considered acquaintances. In this case, in order for us to become acquaintances, I decided to marry you. Otherwise, I will always be like you just making a living, and I will feel very uncomfortable." Long Jinhuan is the pot.
Not to mention anything else, what Dongfang Keying hated most about Long Jinhuan was that he cheated her out of her first kiss.
"you"
Long Jinhuan didn't give Dongfang Keying a chance to be angry and continued: "Oh, by the way, Keying, are you here to attend the engagement ceremony?"
After hearing this, Dongfang Keying said angrily: "Aren't you talking nonsense? Could it be that I came here just to use the bathroom?"
"Didn't I see that you were not wearing an evening gown and were still wearing business attire, so I thought you were here for a business trip?" Long Jinhuan looked at Dongfang Keying, who was dressed in a professional OL, and the more he looked at her, the more he was ready to make a move.
"I don't like those revealing evening gowns. Even if they are conservative, I don't want to wear them. Then why are you here? Are you here to borrow the restroom too? Then I have to remind you, the men's restroom is opposite."
Dongfang Keying said.
"How should I put it? Strictly speaking, I'm here to steal the marriage." Long Jinhuan said without hesitation.
"Brother-stealing? Yan Yuting? Are you and Yan Yuting boyfriend and girlfriend?" Dongfang Keying said with an unnatural expression.
But Long Jinhuan shook his head and said, "It's okay to say we are boyfriend and girlfriend, but I have always treated her as a maidservant." Long Jinhuan was not worried at all that Dongfang Keying would dislike him for being a philanderer. He was in one of the eight major families, with three men.
Having four wives and concubines was very common, and Dongfang Keying didn't have much objection to it at all.
"Are you going too far? Since you want someone, you must take her seriously, but you treat Yan Yuting as a maid, which is simply contempt for human rights." Dongfang Keying said angrily.
"Why are you so nervous? Are you worried that I will treat you like this in the future? You can rest assured that when you enter my Long family, you must be the real wife and the absolute royal empress. As for Yan Yatou, this is just for fun between the two of us.
The game will change after a while." Long Jinhuan could always come up with some crooked ideas to distort other people's meaning, and Dongfang Keying was so angry that she really wanted to slap him.
"If you keep talking nonsense, I'll be really angry!" Dongfang Keying said threateningly.
She was just pretending to be angry before the relationship? Hey, it's just that such threats have no deterrent effect on Long Jinhuan. Long Jinhuan is not afraid of women being angry with him, because he has ten thousand ways to make women no longer angry.
"Okay, okay, I will immediately return to my original image of a gentleman. Miss Dongfang, please forgive Xiaosheng for his perversion before, ah, no, it was a gaffe!" Long Jinhuan said he was a gentleman, but he still didn't act upright.
Dongfang Keying showed an expression that I didn't expect, and said bitterly: "A dog can't change, and a country can't change its nature! Get out of the way, I'm leaving. You wait until I leave for a few minutes before leaving, otherwise I will follow
You’re not done yet.”
Dongfang Keying had to take her own reputation into consideration. If someone caught her coming out of the bathroom with this guy, there might be gossip about the two having an affair in the bathroom tomorrow, and she wouldn't be able to wash herself off even if she jumped into the Yellow River.
Cleared.
But at this moment, there was a rapid knock on the door, and someone said anxiously: "Hey, who's in there? Open the door quickly, it's urgent!"
When she heard the voice of a middle-aged woman, Long Jinhuan ignored Dongfang Keying's pull and said in a loud voice: "Auntie, are you pooping or peeing?"
The aunt outside the door said angrily: "Of course it's a poop. What a wicked person, please open the door quickly, I really can't hold it in anymore!"
"If you can't hold it in anymore, you can put it in the flowerpot!" Long Jinhuan said, actually putting a skull mask on his head, suddenly opened the door, and stretched his face towards the visitor.
"Ah!" the middle-aged lady at the door raised her hands in the air and shouted in fear.
Long Jinhuan thought her scream was too unpleasant, so he kicked her away. The middle-aged aunt flew more than ten meters away and landed in the center of the banquet. Her husband hurriedly helped her up.
"Wife, what's wrong with you?"
"I was kicked out by a ghost!" the middle-aged aunt said with lingering fear.
"Have you lost your head while playing mahjong? With so many people here, where did the ghost come from?" the woman's husband said in a lecture.
"Really, really, I really do," the aunt argued.
"Okay, let's go back and take a rest first." The man felt that it was embarrassing enough. Today was a big day for their family, and they were the protagonist of the banquet. They couldn't let outsiders laugh. (Haha, adapted from Xingye's lines,
Pay tribute to Xingye)
Long Jinhuan closed the door again and said with a sigh: "Really, you deserve to be disturbed when I am having sex with you."
Dongfang Keying didn't care what Long Jinhuan said about flirting, but gloated: "The person you kicked out before seems to be the mother of today's groom."
"Li Fan's mother? Damn it, if I had known I would have kicked her harder." Long Jinhuan said regretfully. I really didn't expect that Li Fan's mother was taken care of before the main show started.
"You seem to hate the Li family. Isn't it just because of Yan Yuting?" Dongfang Keying asked.
"That's right, Li Fan and I have a life-or-death feud. Today I'm not only here to snatch the bride, but I also want to punish the Li family, so I'm afraid I'm going to disturb your party." Long Jinhuan said very seriously at this moment.
"It doesn't matter, I'm not interested in such a party, so you can just enjoy it." After Dongfang Keying finished speaking, she stepped out and walked away from the door.
"Hey! You're still tossing to your heart's content. Didn't you know that the Li family and the Ximen family are having an affair? If I mess with the Li family, the Ximen family will definitely not let me go. I'm going to be in trouble this time. Don't you give me one last chance?
Any comfort?" Long Jinhuan said unhappily.
Dongfang Keying turned around in an extremely charming manner, smiled brightly at Long Jinhuan and said: "As your close comrade-in-arms, I will collect the body for you. You don't have to worry about exposing the body to the wilderness. Giggly, remember to wait two minutes before coming out.
." After saying that, Dongfang Keying opened the toilet door and walked out.
Humph, you girl really has no conscience. You asked me to wait for a while and I’ll just wait for a while? You’re not my wife, why should I listen to you? I’m going out right now. It’s best for others to see it. I’m determined to follow you.
She has a leg!
After Long Jinhuan thought angrily, he chased after Dongfang Keying, deciding to pester her for a few hours to kill time.
Dongfang Keying saw that Long Jinhuan didn't listen to her and followed her out. First she looked around worriedly, thinking that no one had noticed here, then she gritted her teeth and said, "Why are you following me? Do you know?
?You will kill me if you do this."
Hehe, he followed you just because he knew it. He is not a stupid boy like Liang Shanbo. His wife even put it in his mouth without realizing it, and ended up turning into two moths.
"Ke Ying, I'm not familiar with the place here, and I don't have a partner. I finally met you, an acquaintance, so how could I let you slip away? Besides, the banquet also requires a dance partner, and I don't think you will have a male partner.
, I will be aggrieved and be your dance partner. Don’t worry, my dancing skills are master-level." Long Jinhuan firmly decided to stick to Dongfang Keying.
"Sorry, I already have a dance partner." Dongfang Keying said.
"Who? Is it Xiao Gu?" Long Jinhuan subconsciously thought of Lin Shengnan.
"Small glass?" Dongfang Keying asked without reacting for a moment.
"Oh, this is my new nickname for Lin Shengnan and Bei Mingxiang'er." Long Jinhuan answered truthfully.
"Yes, it's Xiang'er, so I don't need you as a master anymore." Dongfang Keying made it clear that she didn't want Long Jinhuan to follow her.
"Oh, then you need me even more. How do you two girls hug each other? I will be a little tired and I will be your dance partner." Long Jinhuan said, regardless of Dongfang Keying.
He was so angry that he pulled her towards the depths of the restaurant.