Chapter 275 The Old Guys Come to Join in the Fun 2
After a dance, both Long Jinhuan and Lin Shengnan limped back. They had no choice but to get into a fight. Long Jinhuan stepped on Lin Shengnan for more than 40 times in total, and Lin Shengnan was even more cruel.
I stepped on Long Jinhuan’s feet more than a hundred times.www
But fortunately, Long Jinhuan knew how to be compassionate and cherish the jade, so he didn't step hard every time to ensure that Lin Shengnan wouldn't hurt her when she felt the pain. Moreover, after stepping on her, Long Jinhuan felt that Lin Shengnan wouldn't be able to bear it if he stepped on it any more, so he just stepped on it.
He didn't continue. But Lin Shengnan seemed to be addicted to stepping on it, and he didn't stop until he felt a little embarrassed, and then he stopped.
"Why didn't you step on it?" Lin Shengnan suddenly asked.
"What do you think?" Long Jinhuan did not answer directly.
"Tired?" Lin Shengnan gave an excuse that she didn't even believe.
"I would say that if a good man doesn't fight with a woman, you will definitely get angry again. But in fact, I am afraid that you will get hurt. How can you bear my more than 100 kilograms of flesh? Besides, men should give in.
Woman, otherwise it would appear that you are too careless, and if you step on it a few more times, you must be very happy. You don't know how proud you were before, as if you had won a big prize." Long Jinhuan finally said
Said jokingly.
"Fuck you, how could I laugh? But I know you let me go on purpose. You didn't step on me hard before, but I stepped on me hard every time, and I stepped on you so many times. Don't you
Are you going to be angry?" Lin Shengnan said embarrassedly.
"Angry, how can you not be angry? Look at how dirty my leather shoes are. Now I have to spend money again. You know a bottle of shoe polish is very expensive!" Long Jinhuan said exaggeratedly.
Hearing Long Jinhuan say he was angry, Lin Shengnan was about to get angry, but after hearing this, Lin Shengnan stepped forward and gave Long Jinhuan a slap, pretending to be vicious and said: "Do you dare to provoke me again? What if you provoke me again?
, I stepped on it and made you go bankrupt because of shoe polishing!"
Long Jinhuan quickly begged for mercy: "Xia Xia, please spare my life! It's not easy for me to earn a few dollars, and I still have to save money to marry a wife. Just spare me!"
"Ah, whose daughter-in-law is so cheap? Tell me, I will marry a few of them and come back to have fun." Lin Shengnan is indeed a "professional" woman. When she mentioned women, she immediately became energetic and spoke.
He also started to feel a little out of breath.
"Well, as a man, she is the most feminine, and as a woman, she is the most masculine Beiming Xiang'er. Speaking of which," Long Jinhuan started to talk nonsense again.
"Well, Long Jinhuan, I just gave you a few colors, so you open a dyeing workshop and see if I don't step on you again!" After saying that, Lin Shengnan limped after Long Jinhuan, threatening to step on Long Jinhuan again.
A hundred times, a hundred times!
Long Jinhuan thought "hardly" in front of him: Humph, Xiaozi, no matter how happy you are now, I will return it to you in bed sooner or later!
Seeing both Long Jinhuan and Lin Shengnan limping back, Zhao Qianqian said jokingly: "I mean, you two, what kind of dance are you doing? Why did you become wounded? Is it possible for you?
Just came back from Knife Mountain?"
Long Jinhuan chuckled and said: "Xiao Qian'er, Xiao Gui and I are just shaking our waists because of excessive exercise. Oh, no, it's our feet. Hiss, it hurts me to death."
Zhao Qianqian said dissatisfied: "Humph, who are you calling Xiao Qian'er? I'm not familiar with you, so don't call me so affectionate and ruin my reputation."
"That's what you said. I'll call you Miss Zhao next time. Isn't this going to damage your reputation?" Long Jinhuan has been convinced that Zhao Qianqian is interested in her ever since he knew that she was interested in her.
"Miss is even worse, and it will ruin my reputation." Zhao Qianqian only said it against her will before, but Long Jinhuan deliberately said to call her "Miss Zhao". Naturally, she didn't want to. In fact, she still liked Long Jinhuan calling her.
Xiao Qian'er's.
"Then what should I call you? Darling, Honey, what if you are still not satisfied with calling me wife? Otherwise, I think 'child's mother' is not bad either." Long Jinhuan discussed seriously.
"You, you are seeking death! You can't call those, at least at this stage. You can still call me Xiao Qian'er, but you can only call me from behind, and call my name in front of others, you know?" Zhao Qianqian said,
I felt that I was too shameless, so my face started to turn red.
Hehe, the harsh winter has not yet arrived, and this little girl is really starting to miss spring. It seems that this winter is not too cold, and spring must come early.
"I understand, I understand. When we are alone, I will call you little baby. What do you think?" Long Jinhuan said the last sentence in Zhao Qianqian's ear.
"Humph, you're trying to push your limits! But that's what you call it." Zhao Qianqian said insincerely.
Originally, Long Jinhuan thought that everything was fine. Depending on the situation, Dongfang Keying and Zhao Qianqian would not force him to dance anymore. But as soon as Long Jinhuan picked up the wine glass, Dongfang Keying spoke up.
"Jinhuan, you seem to have forgotten something?"
"What? No! Oh, by the way, I have to take a pee, thank you Keying for reminding me." Long Jinhuan realized that something was wrong and was going to use going to the toilet as an excuse again.
But as soon as Long Jinhuan finished speaking, Dongfang Keying and Zhao Qianqian gracefully stretched out their arms again, blocking Long Jinhuan's way. They kept stretching their arms and had no intention of putting them down.
"Wow, those two little hands are white and tender! Let me tell you, you two beauties, are your arms cramped? You keep holding them up like this, but they are very tiring. Come on, let me help you put them down." As he said that, Long Jinhuan grabbed them.
He passed the arms of the two women and helped them put them down.
But as soon as Long Jinhuan's hand left, the two women raised their hands at the same time in tacit understanding. Long Jinhuan had no choice but to raise his hands in surrender and said: "Two beauties, please spare me, I know I was wrong. You know that I can't
I only choose one of you and offend the other. Besides, I am sick now and my whole foot is swollen. Ouch, it hurts me so much."
After Long Jinhuan finished speaking, he pretended to rub his feet. In fact, his feet didn't hurt at all. The limp before was all an act. Naturally, he couldn't waste such a good excuse.
Zhao Qianqian suddenly said in a cooing voice: "Brother Huan, you are the representative of handsome boys. A master of picking up girls, you can naturally avoid getting out of the line of fire even if you are slightly injured. We have two beauties letting you dance with your arms. It is such a good opportunity. If you, a master, miss it,
Yes, but I’m so sorry for your character.”
"What you said makes sense, but aren't I injured? When I recover from my injury in ten days and a half, I will definitely dance with you enough!" Long Jinhuan raised his feet and said.
At this time, Dongfang Keying said again: "Haven't you heard of it? In ancient times, there was a story about Yun Chang playing chess and scraping bones to heal his injuries. Nowadays, Ling Lingqi is watching porn movies and scraping bones to get warheads. Now, Long Jinhuan dances with beautiful women to relieve pain.
If we dance, your feet won't hurt."
Long Jinhuan's head was full of black lines. It seemed that Keying was determined to dance with him today. Otherwise, with her character, how could she say the word "porn".
"What is porn?" Zhao Qianqian suddenly asked stupidly.
"This is a very deep academic issue, involving linguistics, human body, dynamics and other academic issues. When I am free another day, I will explain it to you alone." Long Jinhuan said mischievously.
"Huh, don't think I don't understand. I'm a computer genius. I've secretly watched it a long time ago. It's just a love action movie. You should be more flexible. I want to go dancing."
"I want to go too." Dongfang Keying also agreed.
"How about the three of us dance together? Let's have a threesome!" Long Jinhuan asked tentatively. He almost said it was a threesome before. If he really said this, Long Jinhuan would have more than just foot pain today. I'm afraid
The bruises and swelling of the nose and face are minor.
"No!" the two women said in unison.
Damn it, why are you so cruel? Sooner or later, I will treat you two submissively. Really, they are still good sisters, but they don't even give in. It's really "selfish".
"Then what do you think we should do? Why don't you split me in half? If you let me choose by myself, I won't do such a stupid thing even if I'm killed." Long Jinhuan said in a rogue manner.
This scene fell into the eyes of the "toads" around, and they felt jealous and bleeding in their hearts! Why do you think the gap between people is so big? Several of the same men had invited these beauties to dance before.
, were all coldly rejected, but this man was good. Beautiful women rushed to dance with him, but this guy still refused to accept. Isn't this just to anger them and hurt their young hearts?
"You are a man, you come up with a solution." Dongfang Keying said irresponsibly.
I'll spank you, what can I do? You two are deliberately trying to mess with me. Even if Zhuge reincarnates, I can't think of a countermeasure. But if you can't think of a countermeasure, you still have to think of it. This is a man's fate. This
It’s the price of being carefree!
"How about we draw lots? Scissors and hammer? Point out soldiers and generals?" Long Jinhuan suggested several fairer methods, but they were all rejected by Dongfang Keying and Zhao Qianqian for various reasons.
After scolding the guy next door, I really rebelled against these little girls. If they didn't show off their power, they would treat me like a sick cat.
Long Jinhuan slammed the table, stood up and said, "It's your fault. I'm a man, so you have to listen to me. Come in the order of passing through the door. If anyone has any objections, it will be handled according to the family law! Ke Ying, follow me.
Jump first."
"You're talking nonsense!" Dongfang Keying was about to get angry when she was pulled over by Long Jinhuan, half hugged and half pushed directly to the dance floor, and then he forcibly hugged her and started dancing.
"Long Jinhuan, you are really going too far! What is the order of entry? How can you talk such nonsense!" Dongfang Keying said angrily.
"I'm not all forced by you. Well, you may be feeling happy in your heart. After all, I dragged you here first." Long Jinhuan didn't care that Dongfang Keying was angry at all. In fact, Dongfang Keying was indeed a little bit angry.
I'm happy, after all, Long Jinhuan chose her first.
"I'm very angry right now. You have to give me an explanation, otherwise I'll never be done with you!" Dongfang Keying would not admit that she was happy.
"Hehe, we are not done yet. We are going to be entangled for the rest of our lives. Since I want to explain, I will give it to you. I have fallen in love with you and want you to be my wife. Are you satisfied now?" Long Jinhuan is also a dead pig at this moment.
I am not afraid of being scalded by boiling water. Anyway, I have long been marked as "lecherous" in their hearts, so I will continue to be so lustful.
"I will never fall in love with you, a pervert, just give up!" Dongfang Keying said without confidence.
"It doesn't matter whether you like it or not, what's important is that I like it." Long Jinhuan said ruthlessly.
"Why are you so unreasonable and such a scoundrel?" Dongfang Keying said grandly. She really wished she could kick Long Jinhuan a few times to relieve her anger. But she didn't pay attention. She was talking loudly, but her feet began to cooperate.
The dragon dances happily.
"Don't I always feel like this in your heart? Well, stop talking. I don't have much time. If you don't want to dance, I'll go find Xiao Qian'er. I think she will be very happy." Long Jinhuan doesn't want to say anything anymore.
I was arguing with Dongfang Keying, but I wanted to experience the feeling of two people dancing together.
"Anyway, I won't fall in love with you." After saying that, Dongfang Keying began to dance with Long Jinhuan with peace of mind.
When the dance was in the middle, Dongfang Keying had unknowingly leaned into Long Jinhuan's arms without realizing it. Long Jinhuan looked at her and muttered in her heart: What a woman who doesn't mean what she says!