Chapter 4: Please give me a slap in the face, I'm not going to lie to you. Lu Qingyu looked at the anus pig with its butt sticking out and drooling in front of him, and he suddenly wanted to die.
However, the system did not pay attention to Lu Qingyu's mood. It just mechanically displayed the three small skills of Chrysanthemum Pig in the form of cards - the first skill, sticky snot, throws out snot and wraps an enemy unit, reducing his
The movement speed can be used in combination. Lu Qingyu's mind pictured himself blowing his nose constantly and smearing it on others, while the speed of others was getting slower and slower. Goosebumps suddenly fell all over the floor, and his forehead was dripping. This
It’s too disgusting!
The second skill, Steel Thorn Shooting, condenses countless steel spikes on the body and shoots them at the surrounding enemies to cause damage. Lu Qingyu looked at his smooth and fair skin, then imagined how he looked covered with bristles, and suddenly felt
Shivered.
The third skill, Hard Back, forms a bristle barrier behind the back, which greatly reduces the damage from the back. After absorbing a certain amount of damage, there is a high chance of rebounding the enemy. Isn't this deliberately letting others stab one's anus?
Lu Qingyu unconsciously touched his butt, remembering the pain of hemorrhoids.
After looking at the three skills, Lu Qingyu was about to shed tears. Each of these three skills seemed more disgusting than the last. None of them were normal or cool. Isn't this deceiving!
In Lu Qingyu's tears, the three skill cards turned over, with their backs to Lu Qingyu, and after a few "swish, swish, swish" sounds, the cards quickly exchanged positions several times, and then floated quietly in front of Lu Qingyu.
Lu Qingyu stretched out his right hand tremblingly and lightly tapped on one of the cards.
The card was slowly turned around, and the four characters "hard back" were clearly visible!
"Ah! Ah! You really want me to be a chrysanthemum pig! No!" In Lu Qingyu's miserable howl, the surrounding void suddenly collapsed. Lu Qingyu only felt a ray of light approaching him quickly. When the light collided with him,
When we get together...
boom!
Lu Qingyu's eyes suddenly opened and he looked ahead blankly. A group of fourteen-year-old and fifteen-year-old teenagers were surrounding him and slowly walking towards him. The painful screams of Jia Ren and Jia Ren were still echoing in his ears.
Shaking his head, Lu Qingyu suddenly had an extremely absurd feeling. What happened to him? Could it be that his head injury was so serious just now that he had a dream in just a short moment?
Lu Qingyu touched his chest and found that his beads were still there, but his current dilemma was still the same. Was everything that happened just now true or false?
By the way, "harden your back"!
Lu Qingyu thought of the skill he had chosen, and couldn't help but reach out and touch his back. As soon as his hand touched his clothes, Lu Qingyu felt a tingling sensation. His back was actually covered with a thick layer of pimples.
The bristles are extremely hard.
Ha! It's true! Lu Qingyu couldn't care less about being disgusted at this time. Just make it look as ugly as possible. It's better than being humiliated by these little bastards.
Thinking of this, Lu Qingyu jumped up excitedly, put his hands on his hips, and looked up to the sky with a smile.
The surrounding teenagers were all dumbfounded! What was going on? A bright light suddenly appeared from this good-for-nothing’s body just now, startling everyone. Who knew that the light came and went quickly? After the light dissipated,
They saw this good-for-nothing fell to the ground, motionless. Just when everyone was about to go up and check it out, this good-for-nothing suddenly opened his eyes and jumped up again, with his hands on his hips and a silly smile!
Everyone's brains were frozen, and they all stopped and stared blankly at Lu Qingyu, who was giggling alone.
Lu Qingyu finally had enough laughter, so he rolled up his sleeves, stretched out his right hand, pointed at everyone with his index finger, and said lewdly: "Come on together, let me take care of you! Don't blame me for not reminding you, there are
Slap me in the face! Please slap me in the face!"
Everyone who was standing there suddenly became angry. Good boy, you think we don’t dare to beat you because you are just pretending to be a fool! You actually dare to provoke me, you are simply tired of living!
"Come on!" Someone in the crowd called out, and more than a dozen teenagers swarmed up and punched Lu Qingyu.
When everyone rushed up to him, Lu Qingyu covered his face with his hands, then crouched down on the ground, so everyone's fists and kicks hit his back without exception.
"Ha! It really works!" Lu Qingyu, who was squatting with his back exposed, snickered secretly in his heart, "I have endured so many blows, but it doesn't hurt at all. It's like a group of people are beating their backs and scratching themselves. Isn't it weird?
It’s so comfortable!”
Lu Qingyu felt comfortable, but the teenagers who punched and kicked him on the back felt miserable.
As soon as everyone's fists and feet landed on Lu Qingyu's back, they felt extremely painful in their hands and feet, as if they had been pierced by countless fine needles. They all screamed in unison, but it was not over yet. At the end
When a person's attack landed on Lu Qingyu's back, the bristles on Lu Qingyu's back suddenly shrank, and then quickly sprayed out to the surroundings like a hidden weapon.
"Ouch!" "Ouch!" "Oh my God!" A series of miserable screams rang out, and a circle of people surrounding Lu Qingyu all fell to the ground. Their bodies were covered with small steel thorns as thick as ox hair, and their hands or
The feet were dripping with blood, and everyone was rolling on the ground in pain. They looked miserable.
Lu Qingyu felt that everyone had finished fighting, so he stood up slowly. When he raised his eyes, he saw the mess on the ground. He was shocked at first. Since it was ecstasy, haha, don't look at the ugly moves of this chrysanthemum pig.
It's windy, but the actual effect is quite good! It's really "a pig can't be judged by its appearance"!
So, Lu Qingyu, who put his hands on his hips and looked up to the sky with a smile, came back. He gently kicked the nearest unlucky guy on the ground with his foot, then pointed everyone in the air with his fingers, and said angrily: "Hey, hey,
I've told you all, please slap me in the face, but you just don't listen, look, you're going to suffer now!"
Just when Lu Qingyu was extremely proud, he suddenly felt as if he had been stung by a bee on his back, and then a shrill scream sounded.
Lu Qingyu scratched his head and turned around blankly.
I saw a person on the ground not far behind me, covering his face in pain, rolling on the ground, and a brick fell beside him. Looking closer, hey, isn't this person none other than Jia Renhe!
It turned out that when Lu Qingyu was beaten by the crowd, Jia Renhe had almost recovered. After all, his body had been trained in fighting spirit and his recovery ability was still very strong. Just when he wanted to watch the show on the side, he found that everyone was inexplicably beaten.
Lu Qingyu was defeated instantly using a strange method.
Being cunning, he reacted immediately, pretending that he was still seriously injured and lying motionless on the ground. As expected, Lu Qingyu didn't notice anything unusual about him, but stood there and laughed proudly.
At this moment, Jia Renhe picked up a brick from the ground and slapped Lu Qingyu on the back of the neck. He thought to himself, no matter what trick you just used, you can't prevent my sneak attack.
Shoot you to death!
Who would have thought that Lu Qingyu's "rigid back" was originally a skill that made him stronger when faced with a strong situation, and everyone's casual punches and kicks were rebounded like that, not to mention Jia Renhe's full-out Brick attack!
As soon as the brick touched Lu Qingyu's back, Jia Renhe felt a strong force rebound, and then a black shadow shot towards his face.
Then, tragedy happened!
When Lu Qingyu saw this situation, he understood the cause and effect of the matter after thinking for a moment.
Slowly walking to Jia Renhe and squatting down, Lu Qingyu patted his shoulder and said with melancholy:
"Please give me a slap in the face. Seriously, I'm not lying to you! Why don't you believe it~"
