The next day, after a day of training, Li Yizheng planned to go back. He was a little tired today and did not plan to practice any more.
But before Li Yi could pack his things, he was stopped by Xiaozhu with a vulgar look on his face. "Hey, Artus."
"What's wrong? Bastian." Li Yi turned around and asked.
Taking out his cell phone, Xiaozhu stretched his head and looked around to see if there was anyone, and then handed it to Li Yi. "Look, I met this girl last night. She's the best?"
She has bright golden shoulder-length hair and a slightly baby fat face, but it does not affect the overall beauty. Forget all these, the most important thing is that Xiaozhu showed himself this photo. That woman is not wearing a single piece of clothing.
, completely naked! Even the dense grass in the forest below can be seen. If this is not tempting, what if the grass is also golden? It should be enough. (Xige shouted, I am not alone, there are successors.
!)
Quietly wiping his saliva, Li Yi asked, "Don't you have a girlfriend? Isn't this your girlfriend?"
"Artus, are you a tiger? Haha, let's not talk about this. Is this girl the best?" Xiaozhu asked ambiguously.
But Li Yi didn't care about this for the time being, because the photo was taken between Xiaozhu and the foreign horse, and Li Yi accidentally saw Xiaozhu's bottom.
Seeing that, Li Yi's face couldn't help but look weird. He wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, he couldn't hold it in!
Seeing that Li Yi's expression was wrong, Xiaozhu thought that Li Yi had been hit by him. He quickly comforted her with sincere words, "Don't be sad, Artus, I will take you with me next time."
"Hahahahaha" Li Yi was trying not to laugh at first, but when Xiaozhu interrupted him, he couldn't help it and started laughing wildly.
"Aren't you crazy because of my beating, Artus, why are you laughing?" Seeing Li Yi's abnormality, Xiaozhu was a little confused.
"Hahahaha" Li Yi shook his head and continued to laugh.
"Tell me, why are you laughing?" Two big hands grabbed Li Yi's arms, and Xiaozhu asked again. He was really curious, what's so funny about this photo, it's so coquettish.
In the end, Li Yi couldn't resist Xiaozhu's crazy offensive, so he pointed at Xiaozhu's lower body in the photo and said with a smile, "Haha, look at you, do you look like a bird that has been stripped naked?"
After staring at the photo for a long time, Xiaozhu finally understood what the little bird Li Yi was talking about was.
German doesn't have as many connotations as Chinese characters, and those things can be expressed in many ways. So you can't blame Xiaozhu for his slower reaction.
After thinking about it, the little pig also laughed: "Haha, Artus, you are not a savage? Don't tell me, you still keep the hair there."
"Yes, what's the problem?" Li Yi answered naturally.
"Don't you prune them?" the little pig asked in surprise.
"no"
"You should repair it, Ates Savage. Haha." At this point, after Li Yi, Xiaozhu also started laughing.
"Why should I do this?" Li Yi really couldn't figure out what connection this had with the savages. In addition, he had been influenced by his father since he was a child, and his thoughts were somewhat different from those of young Germans. To put it simply, Li Yi
I tend to be conservative, although my thoughts are very "pure".
Xiaozhu spread his hands flat and said to Li Yi sincerely, "Obviously, girls like that."
With a wave of his right hand, Li Yi said "nerve" speechlessly. He couldn't believe it even to death that a girl could have such a weird habit.
Coincidentally, at this time, the last member of Bayern's threesome also walked in, Scar Man.
"Hey, Frank, have you trimmed your hair down there?" Seeing that Li Yi didn't believe what he said, Xiaozhu quickly asked Ribery for confirmation.
"Of course, this is a must. Girls like this, and after shaving it, it's equivalent to growing your penis by 0.5 centimeters, hehe," Scar Man said with a lewd smile.
With the support of others, Xiaozhu continued to point his gun at Li Yi, "Why do you want so many things down there, Artus?"
Before Li Yi could answer, the restless Franck Ribery also jumped in. "You know, Artus, girls have always shaved there, and now they want us to do the same, understand? If you have
Mao, they will think you are a savage."
"Fuck, I'm too lazy to care about you two bitches." To Xiaozhu and Ribery, Li Yi was completely speechless.
"Hey, Artus, do you think if a girl wants to bite, do you think she likes us, or does she like you like a bird's nest? Haha" said the little pig, and laughed together with Ribery.
.
"Comon Artus, to prove that you are a staunch straight man, I don't think you are afraid to shave off the hair there," Scar Man said in a lewd way as he laughed more and more.
…
"Forget it, I won't make fun of you anymore, Artus, let's go and have a drink." Xiaozhu had laughed enough, and then he revealed his purpose today and asked Li Yi to go for a drink.
"I'm not interested in those, you two can go on your own." Although he found out from Xiaozhu's phone that the goods in Balvac were very good, Li Yi was still not interested in that kind of woman.
"Comon, Artus, why are you like a piece of wood? Today we are not going to Balvac, we are going to ordinary wine, just drinking." Scar Man stood up to help. Not only Chinese, but also foreign men also like to use wine to communicate with each other.
So they considered this a very warm invitation to Li Yi.
"Only drinking?"
“Just drink!”
“Just drink!”
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A little earlier, Sori's house.
"Hey, Anna, come with me for a drink tonight?" Sori said to the other end of the phone.
"Forget it, Sori, you know I won't do that, you have to go do it yourself." Anna said impatiently.
"No, no, no, Anna, you misunderstood. I'm not going to Balvac today, so we're just going to have a regular drink with me and have a few drinks?" Sori said quickly when he saw Anna's misunderstanding.
"Regular wine? Just drinking?"
"Normal wine! Just drinking!"
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Time: 8pm
Location: Munich, hb wine.
Pushing open the door, Li Yi and three others walked in.
The volume in the hall is turned up to the limit. Even if you shout inside, you probably won't be able to hear clearly what you are shouting.
And because Li Yi and the others arrived relatively late, the wine table was already packed.
The shouting, singing, and knocking on the table were deafening, and it felt like there was also the faint sound of music playing.
Passing through a group of people crowding the door, singing and dancing, Li Yi discovered that a band was playing in the hall at this time.
Resisting the discomfort, Li Yi watched and listened carefully for a while and found that he seemed to be a little out of touch with society.
Why do you say that? If you look at the crazy young fans next to the band, it is not difficult to see that they are very popular.
But Li Yi found that he had no idea what they were playing. What if this wasn't a disconnect?
