The days passed by unconsciously. Of course, Li Yi would call Anna regularly every night. There was no need for Li Yi to talk too much, chatting about the weather, telling his daughter to take care of her health, or...
Tell some funny Chinese jokes.
It must be said that jokes are a universal tool for picking up girls, especially cold jokes from China.
You see, at first, Anna was not very happy with Li Yi calling at night, but because she couldn't beat Li Yi, she let Li Yi persist for several days. Anna found that talking to Li Yi on the phone every night before going to bed seemed to be pretty good. It made 2
The duration of each call has been delayed from less than 3 minutes to half an hour now without even realizing it.
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Four days later, in the last game of the 13th round of the Bundesliga, Bayern faced a very special opponent for Li Yi.
Why do you say special? Because this opponent happens to be Li Yi's old club - Rostock.
There is really no pressure on Rostock's opponent, Bayern, who has cashed in several big stars in the team at the beginning of this season and is now the deputy squad leader.
No, after the opening, Rostock was so forced that it was difficult to even take a breath.
What's more, Xiaozhu and Franck Ribery, two of Li Yi's gay friends, performed exceptionally well.
Curious, Li Yi also took the time to ask them why they fought so hard. Xiaozhu's beautified statement was, "We are helping you get revenge, Artus." The actual reason? Who knows?
Well, this is really "revenge". The strength is several levels better than Rostock, and now the players have fighting spirit, there is really no chance for Rostock to be spared.
At the end of the first half, Bayern returned to the locker room with a 4-0 lead.
Of the 4 goals, Super Mario scored two of them, while Scar Man and Piggy, who had not scored many goals this season, each scored one goal.
Li Yi only sent 2 assists and 1 indirect assist.
In order to save energy for the Champions League group match on Wednesday, at the beginning of the second half, Li Yi, Ribery, and Xiaozhu were replaced by Heynckes. Do you think this is a coincidence? Or Heynckes
Did you discover the homosexual relationship between the three of them? Hehe.
In the end, the game ended with Bayern 5-0. At the end of the second half, Bayern scored another goal from Gomez, expanding the score to 5-0. And Super Mario also performed his best performance of the season because of this goal.
’s second hat trick. (Last time it was a big four, which can be considered a hat trick)
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On Wednesday local time, Bayern ushered in the fourth round of their Champions League group stage match. The opponent was Naples.
In the last round of games, Bayern defeated Naples 2-1 in an away game without any danger, winning 3 games and leading the Group A standings with 9 points. However, Naples lost and was defeated by Manchester City 2-1 in the Yellow Submarine.
Tied the points. After 3 rounds, both teams have 1 win, 1 draw and 1 loss. The points, goal difference, goals and losses are all the same. They are ranked second in the standings. The Yellow Submarine, which lost all 3 games,
Honored as deputy monitor.
In this game, Bayern coach Heynckes continued to arrange a 4231 formation. Robben was still absent due to injury. Neuer served as the main goalkeeper, Lahm and Boateng served as left and right full-backs respectively, and Van Buyten partnered with Badstuber.
Central defender. In the midfield, Bastian Schweinsteiger and Li Yi partnered as the defensive midfielder, Muller and Ribery served as the two wingers, and Kroos served as the forward midfielder. On the forward line, Gomez advanced alone. Naples scored 3421
The formation responded to the challenge, with Cavani taking the lead.
After the game started, the two sides just had a big battle a week ago, so they knew the basics. Without any probing, they started to fight with real swords and guns!
But obviously, Bad Stuber was a little over-emotional. Just 14 minutes into the game, Bad Stuber was given a yellow card by the referee for unnecessarily uprooting Maggio from the side and behind.
Fortunately, Bayern's emotional excitement not only has a negative impact, but also benefits the offense. No, just 3 minutes after Bader's card was played, Bayern, playing at home, took the lead in breaking the deadlock on the field. Li Yi broke away from Naples in the midfield 2
After being defended, the ball was sent to Schweinsteiger with a long pass. After getting the ball, Piggy didn't hesitate at all and passed it straight to Gomez in the penalty area. Super Mario once again showed what it means to be a big man with great wisdom!
I saw Gomez holding Cannavaro on his back, turning around with a very beautiful catch, and directly getting rid of the Naples center defender Cannavaro who was guarding him. Gomez, who was unguarded, could not stop before the Naples defenders could take over.
, volleyed directly with his left foot, but De Sanctis failed to save and watched the ball go into the net. Bayern led Naples 1-0 at home.
Bayern soon made a comeback. In the 23rd minute of the first half, Bastian Schweinsteiger passed the ball back to Li Yi who was inserted in the back row. Li Yi took the ball and pretended to break through, then suddenly and cleverly sent it out.
He passed the ball directly into the penalty area. Gomez, who felt good in front of the goal, started at the right time. A little outside the small penalty area, he made a beautiful volley shot and scored the ball into the Naples goal. Helping Bayern expand the score to
2-0.
After 2-0, Bayern finally slowed down the pace of the game. Naples, at least so far, has not been very excited about this game, so the situation has become a stalemate.
In the 37th minute, after receiving a pass from Xiaozhu in the backcourt, Li Yi chose to run long distance.
In this match, Li Yi, who was full of passion, didn't put in much effort when facing Yin Le, who attacked him last time. The two men suddenly stopped and changed direction during the march, and Yin Le couldn't find his way.
After breaking through Inle, Li Yi ushered in Naples' second defender - Aronika.
He passed the ball to the outside line, and just when Aronika reacted quickly to catch up and try to tackle it, Li Yi suddenly ran in front of the ball and knocked the ball with his left heel. Knocking the ball inside, Li Yi took advantage of the situation with both hands.
There was a wave on Aronika's body. This wave not only pushed Aronika away, but also quickly adjusted his center of gravity back. Seeing this, Li Yi was about to create another threatening ball, or even score a goal.
Aronika, who couldn't let this happen, chose to take advantage of the situation.
Didn't Li Yi poke him? Then of course she got in front of him. Aronika's left hand, very, very sneaky, grabbed Li Yi's trouser leg when Li Yi poked him.
Don't you, Li Yi, want to break through? Okay, break through! As long as you are not afraid of being exposed, I dare to let you break through. This is Aronika's last choice.
Others may not see Aronika's little moves and be made a fool of herself, but Li Yi won't.
The moment Aronika pulled his hand on his pants, Li Yi stopped helplessly. Not only did he stop, but he also took a small step back, exposing Aronika's hand that had not had time to let go.
Right under the referee's nose.
"Du" The referee, who witnessed all this, blew his whistle very simply.
Maybe pulling on his clothes and giving him a slight warning would be enough, but when he pulls on his pants, he is still caught, and Aronika’s topaz diamond card did not escape! As expected, after the referee called for a foul, he did not hesitate to face Aronika.
