These two jingles are the origin of the name of this volume.
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"That moment just now, was it an accidental explosion? Or did I have a new ability?" Looking straight ahead, Li Yi thought about this question seriously.
"Excuse me, who reported the news just now?"
Suddenly, a voice came from outside the door, disrupting Li Yi's thoughts.
Li Yi raised his head slightly and saw three police comrades who arrived just in time.
Just when he was about to say that he reported the alarm, the bad guy escaped early because he heard the alarm bell. Behind Li Yi, another voice said, "It's me!"
When the leading police officer heard the newly appeared super beauty admitting to the alarm, he first turned his head and glanced at Li Yi, then took two steps forward and asked enthusiastically, "Excuse me, such a beautiful lady, the intruder you are talking about is the intruder in front of you.
Is this gentleman?"
"..." Upon hearing the policeman's words, three black lines appeared beside Li Yi and Lei Ting's heads.
How do you have such a cool look to make such a judgment? Didn't he see that after Lei Ting walked out of the house, she walked directly to Li Yi and stood side by side with Li Yi?
What's even more exaggerated is that, except for the 40-year-old leading police officer, the two helpers he brought, the two young men, were all looking at him as if they were aliens!
Who is Li Yi? The most popular player in European football! It can be said that you may not like him or not, but at least 9 out of 10 people who watch football will definitely know Li Yi.
Moreover, as the most exposed star recently, it is no secret that Li Yi is the owner of this villa. Basically, the local Munich fans who like Li Yi all know this.
For example, the two young male police officers, although they did not speak a word, looked at Li Yi with almost worshipful eyes as soon as they came in.
"Ahem, boss, that man is a big star and the owner of this house."
After being reminded in a low voice by the assistant beside him, the middle-aged police officer did not hesitate. After a pause, he admitted his mistake and said, "Sir, I'm sorry, it turns out that you are the owner of this house. But according to the procedure, I still need two people to explain what happened before."
Tell me and let me make a note. Is there any problem?"
…
About 10 minutes later, the middle-aged policeman who finished taking notes happily left with his assistant.
As soon as the three police officers went out, Lei Ting couldn't wait to rush to Li Yi. After pulling at Li Yi's chest a few times, she asked nervously, "Li Yi, are you okay?"
Lei Ting's current tension has nothing to do with love.
In this situation, it would be completely understandable for a random person to survive the disaster and become a little excited when facing his savior.
However, Lei Ting's tension was pulled to the point of pain. Li Yi, who was extremely happy, obviously couldn't bear it.
Taking a step back to escape the opponent's clutches, Li Yi returned with a dumbfounded expression, "Miss, I was fine originally, but if I'm being scratched like this by you, then something will happen if I'm fine."
When Li Yi said this, Lei Ting also realized the Meng Lang before her, laughed dryly, and Lei Ting said awkwardly, "Well, I didn't mean this. Also, are you really okay?"
"fine!"
After receiving Li Yi's affirmative reply, Lei Ting nodded heavily and said, "Li Yi, these people are obviously here to find you. Today, I am implicated by you. So if you want to save your life, let me pledge my life to you."
Don’t even think about it!”
After saying that, Lei Ting returned to the house with cheerful steps as if nothing had happened before.
Well, as for Li Yi's previous indecency and her vow not to work for Li Yi, Lei Ting decisively brushed it off without mentioning it at all.
"..." Li Yi, who was shocked by Lei Ting's last words, came to his senses several minutes after the other party left. Shaking his head mockingly, Li Yi picked up his salute and returned to the house.
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2 days later.
After getting up early and washing up, Li Yi took out his cell phone and dialed Baker. Today was the day when he made an appointment with Baker to meet with the representatives of the Red Army Liverpool!
The call is connected.
"Hi, Baker, what time is your appointment with Liverpool?"
"Um, Artus? You're up so early. What time is it?" On the other end of the phone, Baker, who was obviously sleepy and not yet awake, definitely didn't hear clearly what Li Yi said.
Depressedly looking at his watch, Li Yi realized that he was really a little anxious. The time now was just before 7 o'clock. Well, most Germans would definitely not be at work at this time!
"Um. I was asking what time is the appointment with Liverpool?" After listening to the chatter on the other end of the phone, there was no reply for a long time. Li Yi said helplessly, "Forget it, Baker, you have to rest first. I'll be back at 9 o'clock."
call you."
"No, Artus, I'm up. You asked about Liverpool. The appointment is for 10 o'clock in the morning."
"Okay, you wait for the time to pick me up, I'll wait for you at home."
"Okay. Artus."
Putting his phone back in his pocket, Li Yizheng was planning to make a hearty breakfast for himself. Before he could take a step forward, he unexpectedly discovered that at some point, Lei Ting had arrived not far in front of him without even blinking.
Blinking at him.
"Hi, beauty. Good morning." He showed a sunny smile and said hello to the other party. Li Yi was planning to continue his breakfast journey. But at this time, Lei Ting on the side asked, "Li Yi, I just heard you
Tell your agent to go talk to the Liverpool representatives?"
"Huh?" Li Yi didn't expect that the other party would listen to his previous phone call. When he suddenly heard the news, he was instinctively stunned.
But Li Yi then thought about it and realized that this kind of thing was not a secret. So Li Yi said happily, "Well, that's what happened."
"Is it about transfer?"
"It seems like Liverpool offered Bayern a transfer fee of 50 million. I'll go talk to them!"
After hearing Li Yi's affirmative reply, Lei Ting decided not to give up. As for Li Yi's previous statement about not going to Liverpool, she decisively threw it aside.
Taking two steps forward, she grabbed Li Yi's arm and held him in her arms. Lei Ting asked with twinkling eyes, "Have you decided to transfer to Liverpool?"
"Um..." Although he wanted to tell lies and coax the other party, Li Yi, who had already made his own decision, after hesitating for a moment, replied firmly, "No! I just chatted with them and felt my market value.
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"Pah!" She threw away Li Yi's little hand, which she had held enthusiastically in her arms, like throwing away garbage, and Lei Ting turned around and left without looking back.
When Lei Ting left, Li Yi heard Lei Ting seeming to say, "You bastard, you're wasting my feelings!"
"It seems, it feels pretty good?!" He murmured, and after the other party left, Li Yi later remembered that it looked like his right hand had just been rubbing against Lei Ting's plump breasts for a long time!
With a smile that others didn't understand, Li Yi picked up the coffee in front of him and took a sip. Li Yi felt filled with emotion, "This world is so small!"
Even Li Yi himself didn't know what was going on. When he saw that the Liverpool representative was a man in black, which meant that the boss wanted him to join Liverpool, he actually had no other thoughts in his mind.
The only scene is the scene when Lei Ting begged him to join Liverpool.
"Could this be what the so-called heaven follows man's wishes?" Thinking of this, Li Yi chuckled and shook his head.
"Artus, this salary is among the best in the world. Are you still not satisfied?" Things are so coincidental. When Li Yi shook his head, the man in black happened to talk to Baker about Li Yi's salary. He thought that the other party was not satisfied with the salary.
Satisfied, the man in black who came forward on behalf of the boss broke into a cold sweat.
"Huh?" His thoughts were interrupted, and Li Yi walked out of his own world. Looking up, Li Yi realized that he seemed to be in the middle of a negotiation about his future development path.
"Cough, cough." He coughed to cover up the rudeness of being distracted, and Li Yixiao smiled, "Um, no, I don't know if I didn't get a good rest last night, but my neck is always a little stiff. You don't need to pay attention to me.
,Keep going!"
The parties involved could be distracted during the negotiation. This was something that Baker never dared to think about. Coupled with Li Yi's super fake expression and his idiotic excuses, everything combined made Baker smartly realize that Li Yi
This is the highest value code for him to test himself!
"Well, that's it!" The more he thought about it, the smarter he became, Baker took another high look at Li Yi's negotiation methods.
Although Liverpool offers an after-tax weekly salary of 450,000 pounds and an annual salary of 23.4 million, the world's largest annual salary. But it is a pity that Baker and Li Yi never considered joining Liverpool before coming here, right?
Therefore, no matter how exaggerated Li Yi's bargaining was, Baker didn't think there was any problem. They came today to explore Li Yi's maximum value.
"It's a shame that I was so smug when I heard this quotation before. Come to think of it, Artis is so cruel!" After thinking about it for a while in his mind, Baker said without any surprise, "Mr. Lei, your quotation is so sincere.
Not enough! You know, Artus' current state is unparalleled in the world! It is absolutely no exaggeration to say that he is the number one in the world. And as the number one defensive midfielder in the world, he only spent 50 million euros in transfer fees.
, don’t you think it’s embarrassing for you to give me such a small salary?”
"Pfft!" A sip of coffee spurted directly from Li Yi's mouth!
Li Yi never realized before that Baker was really a good negotiator!
Li Yi knelt down when he saw that Baker, who had misunderstood him, described his offer of the world's largest annual salary as embarrassing! dd
