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Chapter 13 The Double Cannon of the God of Five Plays (Part 2)
What makes Rogers even more gratified than the score of 3-0 is that what he said was finally listened to by the players! Look at the second and three goals, how brilliant they are together! This is what Rogers wants to combine
Made for Liverpool!
This chapter (Madman Hand Beat) If it weren’t for Leeds United goalkeeper Paddy Kenny’s superb performance, the score on the field would have been at least 5-0!
"Yeah!" During this period, although Liverpool did not continue to expand their results, Rogers kept nodding on the sidelines after witnessing his disciples playing what they needed. Looking at the first half, it was about the same time anyway. Rogers went to the sidelines and faced
The Liverpool players on the field made a collective gesture of recycling!
The offense has taken shape, and Rogers is looking for loopholes in Liverpool's defense.
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"Bah!" He collided with the opponent's forward again. Although he successfully broke the opponent's ball out of the sideline, Li Yi, who could not resist the opponent's body, was knocked upside down. He spat lightly and spit out the debris in his mouth.
Li Yi put his hands on the ground and wanted to get up from the ground.
However, as soon as Li Yi's right hand touched the lawn, he suddenly felt like he had touched something.
Lowering his head, Li Yi miraculously discovered that what he touched with his right hand was actually such an object. He smiled enigmatically and picked up the object on the ground.
The game continued. Due to Liverpool's active recovery and basically giving up on counterattack, in the remaining 10 minutes of the first half, Leeds United finally felt proud.
Gradually, with confidence, they also made some decent cooperation in the Liverpool half, which was no longer as far-fetched as at the beginning!
With a crisp sound of "touch!", Leeds United's forward Andy Gray completed Leeds United's third shot of the game. At the same time, this was also their most threatening shot so far.
Fortunately, although he was idle for most of the first half, Adler was still in good condition. Facing Gray's long shot that hit the upper left corner of the goal, Adler reacted quickly and saved it beautifully.
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Leeds United won the first corner kick of the game.
No. 10 Bezio came to the ball without hesitation.
After sitting and waiting for players from both sides in the penalty area to fight for a long time, the referee interrupted the game twice. Then Bezio aimed at the back of the goal and kicked the ball away from his feet.
Leeds, the Leeds United centre-back who was outplayed by Li Yi, Balotelli and Royce in turns in this game, also came to the Liverpool penalty area during this corner kick attack and defense.
He came here with a mission of revenge.
Why do you say that? Liverpool's three goals in today's game were all obtained from Li Si. Although objectively speaking, he cannot be blamed. Li Si, a 190cm big man, went to fight with Li Yi and Royce, and was exposed again and again.
It's normal. But a man always breathes! It's rare for Leeds United to get a corner kick opportunity. Leeds will definitely want to score through a set kick to make up for his mistakes.
Perhaps the gods learned of his request and wanted Lis to take revenge more thoroughly. In this corner kick, Balotelli, who scored two goals against him, was directly sent to Lis' side.
First he pulled back, and then suddenly after Bezio took a corner kick, Lisi used a reverse run to successfully get rid of Balotelli, who was not very active in defending. With the advantage of one body position ahead of the former, Lisi headed towards
The flight path of the ball rushed away.
As if he had predicted his goal, during the running process, Li Si even shouted and dubbed himself "Ah!"
"Fuck!" However, when Lisi's speed picked up completely, the ball also passed over the players in front of both sides and flew towards him. Lisi suddenly discovered that Bezio's footwork was still not that good! This
The ball, in its current state, he can't catch up with!
Turning his head slightly, he glanced at Balotelli, who was chasing him after thinking about his life, and the referee near the penalty area line. Li Si's heart suddenly crossed! He decided to dive!
Slowing down a little, waiting for the distance between Balotelli and himself to get closer, just as the ball slipped in front of him, Lis deliberately bumped into Balotelli, and then shouted "Ah", "
He collapsed on the lawn in pain!
"!" Although Ba Shen is 2, he has played football for so many years. Looking at Li Si's performance, he could have guessed what happened with his butt?
"Nah, even Christie doesn't dare to dive in front of me, why are you still diving?" With such an angry thought in his mind, Balotelli had his hands full.
He leaned down and lifted Li Si's big hand covering his face. Balotelli said to him with great disdain, "Holy shit, your diving is too fake? Just like this, you still dare to pretend to be dead on the ground?"
Never mind whether Li Si was diving or not. First of all, Li Si was their teammate. Furthermore, they were already depressed enough in this game. They couldn't win the game, and they had nowhere to express their anger. Balotelli made this move.
, which can be considered as giving them a breakthrough to vent their anger!
Bypassing Li Yi and Gerrard who came to break up the fight, the one-shot players surrounded Balotelli who took the lead in taking action after the "foul"!
But regardless of the infighting off the field, Liverpool still need to show unity on the field. Under the leadership of Gerrard and Li Yi, the Liverpool players on the field quickly separated Leeds United and Balotelli.
"Beep, beep, beep!" Three urgent whistles sounded, and the referee Weaver finally arrived late!
After glancing at Balotelli first, the referee Weaver put his hand into his jacket pocket without hesitation, intending to show Lisi a yellow card while he was still rolling on the ground!
That's right, it was a yellow card given to Li Si!
As a professional referee, Weaver cannot turn a blind eye to such an obvious diving! Although Lis on the ground is already carrying a yellow card, if he plays the card again, the opponent will be sent off, and the game will lose suspense even more. But all this
, cannot be a reason to hinder Weaver's law enforcement!
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"Hey, let's take a look at the slow motion of this ball!" Sky TV host Mike finally waited for a bright spot to appear on the field after being idle for 10 minutes. His tone instantly increased an octave, and he shouted excitedly in the live studio.
"Hey, hey, hey! This ball is a flop! Well, yes, it must be a flop. You can clearly see that the Leeds United player named Tom Lees took the initiative to go to the ball after knowing that he had no hope of getting the ball.
He sought physical contact with Liverpool forward Mario. And before the bodies of the two parties were fully in contact, he fell to the ground. Well, the referee's whistle sounded, let's see what the referee Weaver will make."
"Well. As the referee, Weaver just saw it quite clearly. He has already made a penalty for diving and will also show Leeds United central defender Tom a yellow card! By the way, if I remember correctly, Leeds United's name is Tom
At the 18th minute of the first half, our player had already received a yellow card for tactically knocking down Liverpool midfielder Artus, and it looked like he was going to be sent off!"
"Haha, Liverpool are very lucky. The score is 3-0, and there was one more player in the second half. There seems to be no suspense in this game!"
At this point, Mike stopped talking. He was waiting for the referee to play the card, and then see how Leeds United changed their tactics before deciding how to explain.
But after waiting and waiting, more than 2 minutes had passed since Weaver made the action of taking out his pocket. Mike was surprised to find that Weaver hadn't played his card yet!
In view of this, Mike couldn't help but ask in the studio, "Hey, I don't know what went wrong. Weaver didn't take out the yellow card for a long time. Maybe he suddenly remembered that the other party was carrying the yellow card. Once he
The penalty is equivalent to killing Leeds United, can you bear it? Or is it that Weaver, a dentist, came to enforce the game carelessly and didn't even bring a card? Haha, everyone can wait and see!"
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What Mike didn't know was that his words, meant as a joke and nonsense, magically hit Weaver's life directly!
Weaver stayed still for a long time and didn't take out the cards. It was either because of other reasons or because he found that his cards were missing!
Weaver touched all three pockets on his body without leaving a trace, and found that he was really going to be in tragedy! Although this was a friendly match, it was also led by the British Football Association. Now that he is here to enforce the game, he can actually win.
Without a card, Weaver seemed to foresee that what awaited him would be a super fine and a long suspension.
Give up the card and wipe out the flop? It's not like Weaver has never thought about it. But he also knows that if he decisively doesn't play the card from the beginning, this matter will be forgotten!
What now? After he has already made the gesture of taking out the cards, he wants to turn back? It's not impossible. But it is so obvious that the ending waiting for him after the game will not be so wonderful!
Thinking about the fact that the first half of the game was about to end with only one minute, if he had not made this penalty, he would have had many opportunities to make amends during the halftime break, but now because of his impulsiveness, he fell into a dead end, Weaver shouted in his heart
Said: "Ah! Oh my God, you are killing me!"
"Sir, are you looking for your card?"
"Sir, are you looking for cards?"
However, just when Weaver was frustrated and didn't know what to do, these two sentences with similar meanings, one left and one right, quietly sounded in his ears.
Instinct turned to the right first, and Weaver saw Liverpool's main forward in this game, the big black man who scored 2 goals. At this time, Balotelli was looking at him with a smile on his face.
When someone told him what was on his mind, Weaver seemed to be grasping at a life-saving straw. Without thinking, he nodded firmly, indicating that this was the case.
"Haha! Because you officiated the game without a yellow card, on behalf of the fans, I warn you!" With Balotelli's special "judgment", under the stunned gaze of Weaver, Balotelli burst out laughing.
He moved his right hand, which had been hidden behind his back, in front of him and raised it high.
Then, when Weaver looked up, he found that as a referee, he had been shamefully shown a yellow card!
Emotion, he thought he didn't have the yellow card, but he didn't know when he dropped it, and it happened to be picked up by Balotelli!
In this situation, Weaver really didn't know how to react! If this yellow card was taken and lost during the game, the referee has tried it before. It is not a big problem. At most, it can be replaced by a letter after the game.
Nothing happened, so it stands to reason that he should be grateful to Balotelli who picked up the yellow card for him.
But at the same time, Balotelli was purely provoking his authority. As a certified referee, he was actually given a yellow card by a player who kicked the ball when he was officiating the game. If he did not severely punish the opponent,
How to get rid of Weaver's bad temper?
Weaver, who was struggling with himself and didn't know how to deal with this, suddenly thought that the people who just called him seemed to be two voices. One from the left and one from the right! Not only did they call him, but the content of their words was similar.
And there was more than one missing card! In addition to the yellow card, the red card was also missing!
"Could it be that?" With this mentality, Weaver temporarily put Balotelli aside, turned around, and turned towards his left side.
Weaver, who just turned his head and his eyes were still good, found that his guess was indeed correct. Because the player here did not put the cards behind him like Balotelli did before, Weaver saw it at a glance
The red card in the hand of Liverpool's No. 10 player!
However, before Weaver could express his thoughts or ask for a red card, the Liverpool No. 10 who picked up the red card suddenly said, "When you officiate a game, not only do you not take a yellow card, you don't even take a red card! It's simply unreasonable!"
And that’s not all yet. This Liverpool No. 10, Weaver remembers a player named Artus Lee, actually after judging him, he raised his right hand holding a red card and showed Weaver the red card! By the way,
He also pointed to the sidelines with his left hand, signaling him to hurry up and get out!
Because, he has been sent off!
"!" If all the yellow cards given by Bashen only made Weaver confused, now that Li Yi made a gesture to send him off, Weaver couldn't help it anymore!
With a frosty look on his face, Li Yi took the red card and handed it to him after making a joke. Then he turned around and took the yellow card from Balotelli. Weaver took out the red card and pointed it directly at Balotelli.
Lotley gestured over.
Then, Weaver turned around again and raised his right hand towards Li Yigao!
As for Leeds United's diving midfielder Li Si, who should have been sent off, after the performances of Li Yi and Bashen, he was instead thrown aside and no one cared about him.
"Ah? Hahahahaha!" When Balotelli's yellow card came out, Mike laughed in the studio without caring about his own image. "Hahaha! I can't do it anymore! I'm laughing so hard! What did I see? Haha,
The referee on duty was actually shown a yellow card by Liverpool's No. 9 player? Hahahaha!"
"Haha, have you seen Weaver's expression? Does it look like he suddenly ate rat excrement while eating? Hahaha! And this rat excrement is not a piece of rat excrement, but a lump!"
"Huh? Hahahahahaha! Damn it! This Liverpool guy is so sexy? Hahahaha! Weaver was sent off! Hahahaha, he was sent off! Have you seen it? A man who just transferred to Liverpool
Tes, he sent referee Weaver off the field without hesitation! Haha! I think as the first referee in history to be ejected, Weaver will definitely go down in history! Haha!"
The commentator Mike was laughing wildly, and the British fans watching the live broadcast today were no better!
What they are watching in this kind of friendly match is not the game itself. Is there anything else that can be more enjoyable than what Li Yi and Balotelli did? The two players teamed up to get sent off by the referee. Don’t think too much, this is absolutely
It will be the front page headline of all European sports newspapers tomorrow!
As a group of fans who were lucky enough to watch the live broadcast, they now feel that their waist can be straighter when they go out in the future!
At that time, maybe friends will meet and greet each other, and it will be like this!
"Hi, did you know that Artus sent off the referee?"
"I know, why don't I know! Are labor and management watching the live broadcast?"
"Ah! Brother, were you watching the live broadcast? I was watching the video! 5555!"
"Pfft! Uncle Baker, can you tell me, am I dazzled?" After seeing Li Yi's unusual behavior, little Jack was afraid that he had misjudged him, so he turned back to Baker with a smile on his face.
"Uh! It seems that everyone is dazzled by this?"
Seeing Baker's expression, little Jack knew that he was right. After Baker finished speaking, he jumped up from his seat excitedly, and then shouted excitedly, "Artus is indeed my idol! He is so awesome! He
It was actually punished by the referee! Hahaha!"
After hearing what little Jack said, the surrounding fans all burst into laughter. The scene just now was so adorable!
For them, the tickets for this game are well worth the money! Maybe they will never have the chance to relive it in their lifetime!
As for Li Yi being sent off, they can't watch Li Yi perform in the second half?
This is nothing! No matter how much shock and joy Li Yi brought to them by doing this, they knew very well that even if Li Yi didn't do this, he would definitely be replaced in the second half. In the friendly match, all the main players would be replaced in the second half.
It's basically a routine! Rogers originally planned to do this too!
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An hour later, the game that was destined to be remembered after the game came to an end.
In the second half, because there were two less players, the field was 9 vs. 11, and because he was eliminated as a co-leader, Weaver retaliated in various ways. The final score of the game was magically fixed at 3 to 3!
If Li Yi and Balotelli hadn't caused this big incident, this game would have been such a huge reversal, which would definitely be big news.
It's a pity that after what Li Yi and Balotelli did, the game itself has long been forgotten.
The focus of media attention is also completely separated from the game.
Later that day, almost all major European mainstream media printed special editions.
Marca: "I'm sorry, you were sent off!" coupled with the picture of Li Yi holding the red card with his right hand and pointing to the sidelines with his left hand, the whole newspaper was indescribably powerful.
They reprinted three times that day and still ran out of stock.
Kicker Magazine: "Artus Lee was so angry that the referee was sent off."
Gazzetta dello Sport: "The first man in history - Weaver!"
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Wait, wait, wait, there are many reports about Li Yi's "performance"! Although the title and content are somewhat different, what is certain is that all the participating media, driven by this news, became very angry.
The commotion outside was extremely joyful, and Li Yi was not relaxed when he returned to the locker room. Because there was a guy who was robbed of the limelight, and he was still waiting for Li Yi to give an explanation!
"Fuck you, Artus, why are you so shameless? Why did you just imitate me?" He and Li Yi were sent back to the locker room together. As soon as Li Yi closed the door, Bashen couldn't wait to curse.
Balotelli has his reasons for being angry. If Li Yi hadn't done this before, he would definitely not have been sent off. The most important thing is that Balotelli thought hard and finally came up with such a big show.
What a great way!
What now? Red cards, yellow cards. Anyone who is a fan knows who is better at this. And it was such a coincidence that the one he picked up earlier was a yellow card. In this way, Balotelli almost spent all his brain cells to come up with it.
With his clever plan, he finally made a wedding dress for Li Yi. He couldn't help but be angry.
Pretending not to hear Balotelli's question, he took off his clothes and got ready to take a shower. After Balotelli couldn't help repeating his words, Li Yi returned as if waking up from a dream, "Well, Mario, you
Are you talking to me?"
"!Apart from the two of us, is there anyone else here?"
After carefully looking around, Li Yi replied definitely, "It seems not!"
"So do you think I'm talking to you?"
"Are you sure you're not joking? Or are you sure you don't have a fever?" Facing Balotelli, who was about to explode with anger, Li Yi not only was not afraid, but instead took two steps forward and took a serious look at Balotelli's face.
With a face full of color, he said: "Otherwise, how could you say such nonsense? Why should I learn from you? You pirated my ideas, and I don't even care about you. It's better for you now, and the evil person will file a complaint first! Yours
Your face is really thicker than the city wall!"
"You...you..." Balotelli, who was originally quite eloquent, was turned into a child in front of Li Yi. After Li Yi fired a barrage of attacks, Balotelli could not even finish a complete sentence.
I can't say it out loud! Just the word "you" has been with me for a long time.
Li Yi walked up to Balotelli and slapped away the hand pointing at him. Li Yi continued, "What am I? Do you feel dissatisfied?"
Nod.
"Then let me ask you something. Do you remember that we both called the referee almost at the same time?"
After carefully recalling the entire process, he felt that after being reminded by Li Yi, he finally found the key. Balotelli stood up from the chair with a "snap" sound, changed his previous decline, and withstood Li Yi without flinching.
He said proudly, "Huh! Artus, your little trick is useless! Let me tell you, I remember everything about what happened! If we both called the referee at the same time, it was obviously me who called first. Otherwise,
How do you explain that the referee turned to my side first? Tell me?"
"Pfft! I said Mario, are you really here to make fun of yourself today?"
He was obviously reasonable, but Li Yi was so unreasonable. Balotelli, who always felt that he should convince others with reason, was furious!
Putting down the clothes he was holding gently, Balotelli planned to learn from Li Yi to see if Li Yi's skills were as good as his mouth.
However, just before Balotelli was about to take action, Li Yi suddenly said, "I know Mario you are not convinced, otherwise, let's find a passerby to experiment, and you will know who said it first."
That’s it!”
"Okay! Just go, am I afraid of you?" Although he can take action, try not to yell, but if there is a chance to completely convince Li Yi, Balotelli doesn't mind convincing Li Yi first before taking action himself!
Therefore, after hearing Li Yi's seemingly judgmental approach, Balotelli did not resist, but cooperated with Li Yi and walked outside the locker room.
"In this way, we will find a few people at random later and ask them the same question - how to get to the toilet? I will ask after you and see who the other person will turn to when the time comes. What do you think?"
Walking on the road, after listening to Li Yi's suggestion, Ba Shen, who was not aware of Li Yi's deception, nodded, which was regarded as approval of Li Yi's simple test.
The game was in progress, and the players' tunnel was extremely deserted. The two walked for a while, and finally Li Yi and Balotelli encountered a living person.
Indicating Balotelli to get ready with his eyes, Li Yi sped up slightly and walked in front of Balotelli.
After Li Yi had gone to stand behind the staff member and cleared his throat, Balotelli said, "Sir, how to get to the toilet?"
At the same time, Li Yi, who was following the staff step by step, was a little behind Ba Shen's speaking speed and asked the same question, "Sir, how to get to the toilet?"
Then, Ba Shen discovered tragically that although he was right in front of the staff member, after hearing the same question from the two people, the staff member resolutely abandoned him and turned to Li Yi's side.
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"Haha! How about it? Mario, are you convinced? Now do you still think that I just imitated you?" After the staff pointed out the bathroom to him and left, Li Yi asked Ba Shen with a provocative look.
"..." Li Yi was so arrogant, he opened his mouth and wanted to refute, but thinking about what happened before, Balotelli suddenly felt that no matter what he said, it seemed that he was not convincing enough! So, after struggling for a long time,
Ba Shen shook his head helplessly?
"Not convinced? Okay, let's try again, this time I'll be in front!"
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The above experiment was conducted on five unrelated people in succession. Balotelli's tragic discovery seems to be that what Li Yi said is indeed correct. If two people ask a question at the same time, the person being asked will answer first.
I really asked this question later.
Then, combined with Weaver's previous performance, it means that maybe it was really him who asked the question later than Li Yi. Such a result made Balotelli lose his will. He arrogantly accused the other party of copying and made trouble.
For a long time, it was himself who was copycatting. What could be more depressing than this? Balotelli didn't think of it for the time being. So he didn't even have the interest to take a shower. After changing into a pair of clean clothes, he left the stadium.
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Looking at Balotelli's leaving figure, Li Yi smiled and said, "Haha, this stupid guy got deceived like this!"
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After taking a comfortable hot bath, Li Yi was in the dressing room, watching the second half of the match between Liverpool and Leeds United on peanuts.
Seeing referee Weaver getting angry and taking two penalty kicks for Liverpool and giving Leeds a ghost penalty kick, Li Yi shook his head helplessly. He also knew that Weaver was being manipulated by him and Balotelli.
I'm so anxious, I really can't blame people for being petty.
Seeing that it was almost time and the game was about to end, Li Yi stood up from his chair and walked towards the parking lot.
He has not forgotten that his task today is not only to compete, but also to take Jack to dinner.
Not long after, at the agreed shopping mall, Li Yi waited for Baker and Jack, and took two or three grown men together to carry out a crazy sweep. Of course, he used his mouth!
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Li Yifang was having a great time, but he didn't know how to deal with him. The two groups of people from the British Football Association were making a big fuss.
Why? Because Li Yi's performance on the court, to put it nicely, is to please the fans and entertain the public! To put it lightly, it means ignoring the Football Association, defying the authority of the referee, and openly going to war with them!
After a fierce confrontation, the group of old antiques who represented the Antique Sect and advocated punishing Li Yi finally won this war without gunpowder.
But like Li Yi, it's not a complete defeat. At least, they helped Li Yi reduce the punishment from the 10 games proposed by Lao Guqi at the beginning to 3 games. In a sense, it is a win-win situation.
Just like that, when Li Yi and Bashen were training with the team carefree the next day, the British Football Association threw a ticket directly in front of the world.
For insulting the referee and ignoring the Football Association, the British Football Association finally decided to give Balotelli a one-game ban. Li Yi, whose nature is more serious, will face a three-game ban.
At the same time, Li Yi unknowingly set another record. That is, before he fully joined the Premier League, Li Yi was suspended by the British Football Association in advance! This record is estimated to be difficult for future generations to break!
