As an attacking midfielder, Kroos must have short passing accuracy. Therefore, if Li Yi, who has turned on God mode, cannot receive this pass, it is only a theoretical possibility!
Deftly dodging Marchena, who had been quietly pulling his jersey, Li Yi was a little outside the small penalty area, with his back to the goal, and received the pass from Kroos.
Just when the center back of the Yellow Submarine behind Li Yi was still guessing what Li Yi would do with the ball, Li Yi, who had just stopped the ball, immediately gave the answer.
The answer given by Li Yi was - shoot directly! Moreover, with his back to the goal, he shot directly with his heel!
It has to be said that Li Yi's shot was too sudden, and his sight was blocked by Musacchio in front of Li Yi. When the submarine goalkeeper Lopez saw the ball coming, it was already too late to react!
Instinctively, he fell to the ground and tried to block the ball with his feet. Unfortunately, it did not go as Lopez wished. Li Yi's imaginative shot rolled directly into the net.
So, is Li Yi really gambling on luck? Of course not. Just while running, Li Yi actually analyzed that the probability of scoring a goal with a heel shot is as high as 70%! So Li Yi shot directly without hesitation!
Li Yi was excited when he saw the ball rolling into the Yellow Submarine gate as expected! This ball was his first goal in the European competition! It is definitely worth remembering!
When he came to the corner flag, Li Yi didn't think about how to celebrate. Suddenly he really wanted to sing. He pulled up the corner flag of the Love Song Stadium and used the corner flag as a microphone. He put it to his mouth and Li Yi sang his favorite and only song.
Come sing the song!
Listening to Li Yi's toneless pig-killing sound, Ribery, who had just come from the side to celebrate Li Yi, covered Li Yi's open mouth!
When Li Yi's pig-killing sound disappeared, Ribery nodded with satisfaction, hugged Li Yi, and celebrated him together.
After the game, there was a heated discussion about what Li Yi said! Because of Li Yi's unintentional move, someone's popularity suddenly increased a lot! It has to be said that sometimes things in the world are so strange. Of course, these
These are all things for later, let’s not talk about them for now, let us continue to return to the field.
At their home court, Bayern scored 3 goals. Villarreal was a little embarrassed. In an effort to save face, they launched a crazy attack in the last few minutes of the game.
Here, we have to criticize Li Yi Children's Shoes. Seeing that there was not much time, he consumed full-time analysis indiscriminately. After the goal carnival, the sequelae of excessive use of full-time analysis appeared, and fatigue hit!
However, how could Li Yi cope with the crazy submarine? Soon, he was not very focused and made mistakes on the court for the first time!
In the middle of the penalty area, facing Nirma's fake breakthrough, Li Yi took a step slower due to fatigue after analysis.
Don't underestimate this step, because of this step, Li Yi's leg that was supposed to hit the ball hit Nirma's shin guard instead!
Although Li Yi's feet are not very powerful, it is a pity that Nirma, who graduated from the diving academy, how could he let Li Yi go? As Li Yi's legs fell to the ground, Nirma rolled on the ground in "pain"!
"Beep!" The referee on duty who was not far from the scene of the incident decisively blew his whistle. After running to the scene of the incident, he showed Li Yi a topaz diamond card!
Li Yi, who was originally very angry when he saw his opponent "flopping", saw the referee playing cards to him! He really wanted to slap them both.
However, for the sake of his own future, what Li Yi could do was to show his hands to the referee, signal the opponent to dive, and then walk into the penalty area.
This free kick opportunity was better than the one in the first half. The angle was correcter and the distance was 23 meters, which was just right. So Neuer was much more nervous this time than in the first half.
After arranging 7 players and lining up the human wall, all that was left was to watch Rossi and Neuer perform.
Putting the ball on the ground, kissing it affectionately, Rossi stepped back several meters!
As the referee blew the whistle, Rossi started to run!
Run-up, leg swing, and shooting are three steps, done in one go.
This shot was of very high quality by Rossi. The ball went over the wall and hit the upper right corner of the goal.
Facing Rossi's shot with excellent speed, angle and power, the door guarded by Neuer was lost! Although Neuer tried his best to throw himself out, he still failed to save the ball.
In the 90th minute of the game, the Yellow Submarine relied on Rossi's wonderful free kick to successfully tie the score to 1-3.
Although Rossi immediately ran to Bayern's net and took the ball to the center circle after scoring the goal, but when Bayern took its time to finish the ball in the center circle, the referee blew the whistle to end the game.
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In the end, the game ended with Bayern winning 3-1 away from home.
Although Li Yi, who played for 10 minutes, scored a goal, it was because of his foul that the Yellow Submarine scored a goal! Therefore, after the game, the media had mixed praise for Li Yi's performance.
However, regardless of whether Li Yi's performance is good or bad, the gossip-hungry media will not let Li Yi go.
No, Li Yigang planned to sneak back to the locker room, but was surrounded by a group of reporters.
Xiaozhu, who was originally traveling with Li Yi, saw that Li Yi was surrounded. Not only did he not help Li Yi to rescue him, but he left Li Yi with a "sinister" smile. Xiaozhu - ran away!
Li Yi also wanted to follow Piggy's footsteps and squeeze out of the "encirclement" of reporters to land on the beach, but pig's feet were not strong enough and everything he did was in vain.
Li Yi, who knew he couldn't escape, had no choice but to answer the reporters' questions while covered in sweat.
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After selectively answering a few innocuous questions from reporters, today’s main course was finally served!
"Artus, what did you say with the corner flag after you scored just now? Why did Franck [Ribery] cover your mouth? Could it be that you said something insulting because you didn't get a stable chance to start?
What Heynckes said?" One of the reporters helped Li Yi analyze it.
"Uh, insulting the boss? How is that possible? I was just singing my favorite song. And Frank covered my mouth, maybe because he felt that the stadium was not a place for singing! That's all. I'm warning you, don't
What a mess!" Li Yi told most of the facts! But there is one thing he must lie about. You couldn't ask him to say in front of so many media that Ribery covered his mouth because he was tone-deaf?
"Oh? Singing? What song is it singing? Who sang it?" Obviously, Li Yi's answer could not convince the reporters! So the person who asked the question just now continued to ask.
"This song is called "Listen", sung by a local singer from Rostock, Valentina Rami. Well, that's it for today. You have also seen that I sweated and felt so uncomfortable." Li Yi finished explaining.
, helplessly spread his hands and said to his soaked jersey.
Although Li Yi failed to satisfy them, the reporter, who could not go too far, still let Li Yi leave!
However, what Li Yi didn't know was that after Ribery confirmed that Li Yi was indeed singing, they helped Li Yi "confess" to Fiorentina.
"Bayern's new star expresses his love for his lover with goals!": This is the headline of the second day of Marca.
"Fentina - I love you, Artus said so": This is the title of L'Equipe newspaper to help Li Yi express his love!
Among them, the most impressive one is Kicker magazine. In the new issue of Weekend Hair, they even dug out photos of Fiorentina. Of course, the content is not far from the above two, or even more
explicit.
Even Li Yi could not imagine that because of his unintentional actions, Valentina Lamy would become a household name in Germany. For a time, she was in the limelight.
Putting down the mobile phone in his hand, Li Yi walked towards the training ground.
Originally, he planned to call Fiorentina and have a chat today, but after seeing the newspaper delivered by the postman this morning, Li Yi gave up this plan.
Li Yi didn't want Fiorentina to think that he was asking for something in return. In addition, Li Yi hadn't thought about what to do with Fiorentina yet! So he simply put these annoying things aside, trained hard, and strived for
It will be more practical to become the main force of the team as soon as possible!
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When she saw this morning's "Marca", Fiorentina was also shocked! Because she didn't know the truth, Fiorentina actually believed what the newspaper said that Li Yi showed love to her!
After nervously looking at her phone all morning, she didn't see it ringing. Fiorentina couldn't help but put her phone down in disappointment and went out to do things!
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In another match in Group A of the Champions League the next day, Manchester City tied with Naples 1-1 at home. As a result, Bayern, which had taken the lead with 3 points, temporarily ranked first in Group A.
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Of course, Bayern must put aside the Champions League glory for the time being. They are now fully committed to the league, because in three days, they will go to the away game to challenge Schalke 04, where the King of the Ring is!
[Huhu, after thinking for a long time, I came up with such a way to establish a relationship with the female pig. Isn’t it cliché? 】
