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"Didn't you call me when you had good stuff last time? Haha, next time, next time, next time, next time I have a chance, I will definitely call you!" Calling Scar Man to talk about stuff, Li Yi had no choice but to use Hong Kong
Eighteen male postures of push and pull!
"Okay, definitely! I'm always available for this kind of thing!" Scar Man, who didn't know what was going on, smiled lewdly, patted Li Yi's shoulder with a smile, and planned to take a shower, when passing by Li Yi, Scar Man said lewdly.
He said, "By the way, Artus, what position do you like every time? How long can it last?"
"...! Eighteen kinds of martial arts! I won't tell you the time, so as not to shock you. Anyway, it is longer than you. Go and take a bath for you." I have to say that Li Yi himself doesn't know the answer to this question.
!He is still a baby!
As he walked to the shower room, Scar Man kept mumbling, "I can't believe Artus is so powerful, he knows 18 postures! But how did he know that I only lasted for 10 minutes at a time? I'm rubbing, is it some woman?"
Whistleblowing?”
Li Yi is not good at group sex. I have to say that Scar Man is destined to be disappointed! But such a gag is not completely useless. At least, Scar Man, who used to have a normal relationship with Li Yi, has become close to Li Yi.
Quite a few!
As the saying goes, there are four pillars in life - we went to school together, went to the countryside together, drank wine together, and went whoring together! It is indeed not groundless!
After packing up a change of clothes, Li Yi also went to take a shower.
After taking a shower, Li Yigang was about to go back, but he was stopped by Ribery, who had been standing aside!
"Artus, follow me"
Looking at Ribery talking to him with a lewd smile, Li Yi felt that his anus was a little cold!
I can't help it, who asked Ribery to smile so obscenely? Coupled with the scar on his face, it is really a precursor to burning homosexuality!
"You, you, don't come here, I'm not a manly woman! I will never be gay!" Seeing Scar Man getting closer and closer, Li Yi accidentally said what was in his heart!
"Fuck, what are you thinking? If you like a man, I can't possibly like him! You are gay, and your whole family is gay!" Ribery heard Li Yi say that he was gay, how could he not be angry? After venting, he
He continued, "I'm waiting for you to go to Bavaria for wine! Hehe, I really don't believe you are so awesome! Let's go find two girls to compare!"
There are one or two bars in every Bundesliga city where professional players often hang out, and there are many beautiful young girls there. They provide sexual services to the players, but they are not chickens, and what they pursue can never be the few hundred euros.
tip!
But every time after finishing, the players will give them i shoes or a complete set of Chanel!
I am honored that the Bavarian wine Ribery mentioned happens to be just such a place!
So Li Yi replied very bachelorly: "Not today, I have a date with a girl today, next time, next time!"
Hearing Li Yi say that he had found the program, Ribery didn't have much to say. After all, he and Li Yi hadn't gotten to know each other well enough to share a girlfriend, so he had no choice but to say, "Well, okay, if you don't want to go, I'll go by myself."
Waiting for you was in vain!" After saying that, Scar Man quietly slipped away without any interest.
Seeing Ribery gone, Li Yi breathed a sigh of relief.
He had heard someone say that men are inferior the first time. So, first, he really has no interest in finding that kind of woman. Second, if they go together, Li Yi can guarantee that he will be in the Bayern team in the future.
He can't hold his head up! This nickname of "Premature #ejaculation man" will definitely accompany him throughout his life!
When talking about women with Ribery, Li Yi found that he really missed Fiorentina a little bit. Unknowingly, he had not contacted the girl for several days.
Again, just do what comes to mind, this is Li Yi's personality.
Taking out his cell phone, Li Yi played the broadcast to Fiorentina.
The call is connected.
"Hello Artus?"
"Well, Valentina, what are you doing now?"
"I just finished an announcement and I'm exhausted." I have to say, Fiorentina answered very skillfully, well, she said just now, not now!
"Then will you be free later? Shall I treat you to dinner?" Thinking of the "regret" last time, Li Yi certainly wanted to make up for it!
"Haha, okay, come here and find me!"
Hearing the words on the other end of the phone, Li Yi felt that his male hormone secretion was obviously accelerated! He hurriedly said, "Where are you? I'll go find you!"
"Haha!" When Li Yi said yes, Fiorentina on the other end of the phone actually laughed. After laughing enough, she continued, "I'm in Berlin, come here!"
The word "Berlin" instantly shattered all Li Yi's enthusiasm!
It takes 2 hours for Nima to fly from Munich to Berlin. He has to fly immediately, but the airline's plane does not belong to Li Yijia. Can he fly if he wants to?
If you are driving, congratulations, you haven’t run for 6 hours!
"You're a bad person, Fiorentina. Okay, I admit you won. Remember to call me next time you come to Munich!"
"Haha, okay!"
After winding up the line, Li Yi dreamed of Scar Man talking about that drink in his mind, but as soon as the thought appeared, Li Yi killed it! He would never go to that kind of place, this was Li Yi's true thought!
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The days passed quickly, and before I knew it, it was Tuesday.
Today, Bayern has a first-round match in the German Cup.
Facing Ingolstadt in the Bundesliga 2, Heynckes really couldn't find any reason to use the main lineup. So he sent all the substitutes to play!
Of course, for the sake of stability, Peter Pan, who was slightly injured, was not selected for the roster. Scar, Super Mario, and Li Yi were all on the bench.
Fortunately, Bayern's substitutes are also very good. With a clean 6-0 at home, they easily defeated the visiting Ingolstadt and successfully advanced to the second round of the German Cup.
I have to mention Li Yi’s old club Rostock.
Due to the departure of Li Yi and several main players, Rostock, which was lucky enough to enter the European UEFA Cup this season, lost to its opponent again today. It had 5 games, 1 draw and 4 losses in the group stage, and was eliminated early!
If this is bad luck, then there is even worse misfortune! Because of the distraction of fighting on the second line, Rostock, which is already weak, is now gloriously at the bottom of the Bundesliga! Next season's Bundesliga has already been booked for Rostock
A seat is available!
Of course, because his good friend Heynckes was also sold by Hoffman's pig, Li Yi didn't care about Rostock.
I just don’t know what kind of performance Li Yi can perform when Bayern challenges Rostock away from home soon. I’m looking forward to everything!
On October 29, the 11th round of the Bundesliga will continue.
In this game, Bayern is at home and faces Nuremberg in an away game.
[Today is so unlucky. The power never goes out, but there is a power outage. The call comes at 12 o'clock. Well, I have to admit that tomorrow is going to be tough! Hurry up, the first chapter is out today! It's fresh and piping hot!
