Chapter 81 Mistakenly Becoming a Hero "I'm sorry, sir, the job you are applying for requires a doctoral degree and a background in overseas study. You are not qualified." The small-eyed girl at the front desk smiled at Yi Yang very politely. Laughed, and then returned Yi Yang’s information.
"Miss, you are recruiting an economic analyst. I have a very unique vision of economic analysis. I have been to more than 40 countries and am proficient in more than seven languages. And I also know many heads of European and American consortiums. I want to I can trust this job."
"You...but you don't even have a formal college diploma. I'm sorry...I really can't submit such a resume to our director. I'm sorry..." The girl at the front desk was so anxious by Yi Yang's persistence that she almost He cried. He quickly stood up and thrust his resume into Yi Yang's hand.
"I'm sorry, your experience is not suitable for such a high-level position, I'm sorry..."
"You don't even have a formal diploma? You appoint our marketing director? We are short of a few people who can distribute flyers on the streets. I suggest you talk to the supervisor below me."
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Yi Yang has never felt so embarrassed.
After being fired from the tk Central Special Service Section by Mr. Mei, he found a small house to live in the capital. After playing for a few days, he really felt bored. He had no relatives. In this big city, he spent every day. Staying at home was not an option, so I thought about finding a job.
Li Huo said that he was not suitable to work in TK, so he should just be a normal person and stay away from cigarettes and war.
But - he didn't expect that finding a job in the capital would be so difficult.
First of all - he joined the army at the age of fifteen. Although he has systematically learned various knowledge, including human geography, literature and music, economic philosophy, etc., and is even as good as experts and professors in some fields, he did not obtain any diploma. .I got stuck at one level.
With the attitude of a thousand-mile horse looking for talent, Yi Yang comforted himself very confidently. With his own experience and knowledge, he should be able to be appreciated by his bosses even without a diploma. Isn't it now that everyone only provides meritocracy?
Doesn’t the large stack of recruitment newspapers that are filled every day prove that companies in the capital are very short of talents?
However, Yi Yang didn't expect that he was still too naive.
My experience is indeed rich - in a certain year and month in Europe, I secretly influenced the member states of the Eurozone to slow down trade sanctions on Chinese imported goods. In a certain year and month, I not only participated in the peacekeeping of a certain African country, but also participated in peacekeeping operations in a certain country in Africa. He planned more than 50 economic policies, large and small, for his prime minister, quelled the rebellion, and enabled the country's economy to develop smoothly. In a certain month and year, he secretly operated, allowing China's military industrial enterprises to gain a share in a certain country. Large orders.
Just picking one of these examples is enough to prove that Yi Yang is an all-around comprehensive talent. However, just when Yi Yang wanted to speak out and prove it to his boss, he suddenly couldn't go on talking about these examples!
I can't talk about this, it's confidential.
You can't talk about that, it's confidential.
That is even more unspeakable. If anyone knew about it, the consequences would be even more disastrous...
As a result...Yi Yang just couldn't produce any evidence to prove that he was indeed very powerful and could indeed be trusted in any job.
Yi Yang was walking on the bustling street without finding a job. He was not worried at all and still looked leisurely. Wearing casual clothes, he looked like a dandy doing nothing, but real dandy never disdained it. Walking on the street, driving a luxury car no matter what, with a beautiful girl riding beside him.
This street is the CBD central business district of Beijing. It is lined with trees and occasionally has a few cars passing by.
Yi Yang was walking aimlessly when suddenly a woman's scream came from the shade of a tree in front of her, "Let me go! I tell you to let me go!"
Yi Yang frowned, was this robbery in broad daylight? He quickly looked forward and saw a man pulling a girl's bag, and the girl was yelling at the man angrily.
Generally speaking, in YY novels, the person the robber robs is a beautiful woman, and sure enough! Like all the bloody plots of heroes saving beauties, this woman is also incredibly beautiful.
This woman is about 24 or 25 years old. She has a delicate face, a slim figure, fair skin, and long flowing hair. She is wearing an OL suit, giving people a very capable feeling, and even if
Even if you lose your temper, it gives people a very charming feeling.
Hero saves beauty!
Yi Yang never thought about whether he would take the opportunity to get close to this beauty after saving Mei. It was purely a soldier's sense of justice and instinctive reaction engraved in his bones.
Yi Yang approached the two people and said in a negotiating tone behind the fierce man like a good friend chatting, "Brother, please, can you let her go?"
The man was pulling the beautiful woman's bag hard. Seeing that the woman was still struggling, he actually hugged the woman. Seeing this situation, he not only robbed money but also robbed sex!
But at this moment, I suddenly saw someone appear behind me. The man was holding the woman in his arms. Without looking back, he yelled directly at Yi Yang behind him, "Where are you, you idiot? Are you disturbing me?"
Good thing, let’s go!”
If an ordinary robber sees someone intervening, he will definitely say a few harsh words to scare others to prevent blind people from ruining his plan. This is in line with the robber's style of doing things.
The same was true for Yi Yang. Hearing the man's fierce threats, he smiled disapprovingly behind the man and still replied gently, "Really? It seems I'm really embarrassed!" Suddenly his body shape changed and he got close.
That man.
The man who robbed felt his arm holding the beautiful woman go numb, and then a sharp pain shot up from his arm, and he had to let go of the woman. Then a strong force came from his butt, and his body suddenly jumped forward.
passed.
The man wailed, "What the hell are you doing?"
Yi Yang directly ignored the man's words. Could it be that you are only allowed to rob and I can't settle the injustice?
But what even Yi Yang didn't expect was that this man had been pulling on the beautiful woman's bag and hugging her. Now with Yi Yang's casual blow, his hand let go of the woman's body.
But he still held the strap of the woman's bag. As the man kicked Yi Yang on the butt, and when he flew forward, he also brought the woman carrying the bag forward.
"Ah..." The beautiful woman screamed in shock, and rushed forward with the man. When she closed her eyes and endured the pain of falling to the ground, she found herself falling on something soft, and subconsciously
I hugged him tightly with my hands. For a long time, there was no pain in my body. When I opened my eyes, I found that I was in the arms of a smiling man, and my whole body was like an octopus.
Holding this man tightly, her plump breasts pressed tightly against that man's chest.
The beautiful woman's face turned red and she quickly shrank her body.
When Yi Yang was about to step back, he never expected that this beautiful woman would actually raise her hand and slap Yi Yang on the face. Fortunately, the beautiful woman was still in shock, so it wasn't very hard.
"You..." Yi Yang was blinded by that woman. He didn't expect that his kindness would not be repaid. He saved her and instead of saying thank you, he actually gave him a slap in the face.
The woman gritted her teeth fiercely and her eyes seemed to burst out with fire, "You stinky scoundrel, who told you to bully me?"
It is said in the news that even if you see an old lady being hit by a car, don’t go to save her. It turns out that doing good deeds and saving others does come with a price!
The man was not so lucky. He was kicked hard by Yi Yang and fell to the concrete floor on the street. His hands, legs and knees hit the ground first, which made the man scream in pain.
After the beautiful woman slapped Yi Yang, she didn't explain any more. She actually ran towards the man and finally pulled up the man who was robbing him. She even asked the man with a concerned look on her face, "You
...Is everything okay..."
This made Yi Yang even more surprised. This woman's face turned faster than turning the page in a book!
She gave Yi Yang a slap in the face for saving her, but she actually had the heart to sympathize with the man who was the robber.
People say that beautiful women are angels, but for the angel in front of you, your compassion is too overwhelming, right? You were robbed, and you still care about the robber.
The knees of the robber's trousers were scratched, revealing a trace of blood. He was tremblingly supported by the beautiful woman and walked to Yi Yang.
"Do you fucking know who I am?" The man's eyes were filled with fire as he stared at Yi Yang fiercely, "How dare you hit me, boy, you're dead!"
Yi Yang felt funny in his heart. He didn't have any awareness of the robbery now, but he was still so confident.
"I don't need to know who you are. You were robbed in broad daylight. I'm going to call the police right now. Tell the police who you are!" Yi Yang took the opportunity to touch his handbag and subconsciously took out his cell phone to call the police. Only then did he realize that his
The handbag was empty, and I smiled bitterly.
The phone I used before was a military machine with a multi-frequency signal receiver. I left tk and the phone was returned to Qinglong, but I didn't get used to it for a while.
"You..." The beautiful woman turned red with anger when she heard Yi Yang's words, "Who said he was a robber? He...he is my boyfriend!"
ah……!
This time it was Yi Yang's turn to be truly surprised.
Could it be that I "saved" someone with good intentions just now, but instead of thanking him, he slapped him in the face? No wonder that man still looked righteous even after being beaten!
It turns out...it turns out that they are not robbers at all. They are a pair of lovers!
"Well...you screamed so loudly just now, I thought he...he was robbing you." Yi Yang had to bite the bullet and explain to this beautiful woman.
Yes! Anyone who saw the scene just now might misunderstand that the man was robbing someone.
"Can't I show affection to my boyfriend? What does it matter to you?" Beautiful women are usually very angry. After becoming an angel just now, they immediately returned to their original form and became a "devil".
"You bastard, call the police. Hurry up and call the police! Suo Liu in this area is my good buddy. I want to see who he arrests. I tell you, if you hurt someone violently, you will be imprisoned for fifteen days."
Okay, ouch..." When the man thought about being kicked by this damn man just now, and actually eating his girlfriend's tofu, the injury on his knee seemed to be even more painful.
"I'm sorry..." Yi Yang smiled bitterly, but he didn't expect that he would do bad things with good intentions.
Could it be that the bad luck caused by him looking for a job in recent days is not over yet? He actually let himself get into such a thing.
"I'm sorry, that's all. Boy, call the police and wait until you get arrested!" That man was also a very unforgiving man, and he must give Yi Yang some color.
Also, if someone encounters someone who is having trouble with his girlfriend, is mistaken for robbery, and gets kicked inexplicably, no one will let it go. Besides, it seems that this man has some background and connections.
"I'm really sorry. I think it's better not to call the police. Besides, I don't have a phone with me." Yi Yang smiled bitterly, spread his hands, and smiled helplessly.
"There is no one on the phone. You poor guy! You are pretending to be a hero. What the hell!" The man couldn't bear to say all the vicious words in the world to Yi Yang. Yi Yang frowned, and suddenly his face changed, revealing a horrified expression.
Pointing at the man's back, he said, "Police..."
The man was overjoyed and said, "Cao Cao, Cao Cao has arrived. Damn you, you are so blind, you actually treat me as a robber. When the police come, they will arrest you and lock you up for half a month. Let you know that in the capital, this hero is not a casual person."
Right.
The man and his girlfriend followed the direction of Yi Yang's finger and turned around. When they were about to call the police over, they found that they had been fooled and there was not a single ghost behind them. Where did the police come from?
When he turned around again, he found that Yi Yang had turned into a white shadow and disappeared on the street corner in front.
"Don't run away!" The man yelled angrily in the direction where Yi Yang disappeared, "Don't let me see you again in the capital, otherwise you will look good!"
With such a result of a hero rescuing a beauty, how could Yi Yang have the nerve to stay there.
Anyone who doesn’t run away is an idiot!
However, a monk can run away but cannot run away from the temple. What Yi Yang did not expect was that he would meet that beautiful woman again when he was looking for a job the next day. That woman was also the recruitment examiner of this company...