Wei Wu was lying in the medical cabin, taking a bath with Kaka's nutrient solution, drinking other people's milk, eating other people's ham, and said softly: "...To tell you the truth, I see your sister-in-law now,
There is only pain and no happiness."
"...Why?" Zhang Yunxi turned around and asked.
"When you get married and reach middle age, you will understand everything." Wei Wu sighed and said: "You don't have money when your wife wants it, and you can't give it to her when she wants to have fun. That feeling is worse than death."
"I think your health is okay." Zhang Yunxi responded with a smile.
Wei Wu waved his hand: "I'm physically capable, but it depends on who I target. If you target a pretty girl like Xiao Gu, then I can hit eight. But your sister-in-law... forget it."
"Then you are just a greasy scumbag." Zhang Yunxi criticized him contemptuously.
"You are too young to talk to each other." Wei Wu wiped his cheeks and ate ham slices leisurely: "You will understand when Jiang Xin starts to practice boxing too."
While the two were chatting, Kaka walked in and yelled: "You are really missing a big virtue! It's okay for you to eat and drink here, but how can you still make fun of Xiaogu? It's obscene!"
Wei Wu rolled his eyes: "It's yours, and you're just protecting it?"
"Wash quickly and leave after washing!" Kaka replied angrily and sat on the bed.
More than a year has passed since the battle of Selva City, and Zhang Yunxi has also reached the age of twenty.
During this period, everyone had a very happy time. Because of his professionalism and experience, Wei Wu was hired as a criminal investigation lecturer by the Supervision Bureau, but because his physical fitness was too average, he was never accepted for internship, but fortunately he was
I can finally mingle with everyone.
As for Kaka, through his own efforts, he has officially joined the Rabbit Brigade and focuses on the medical profession. He currently serves as a medical man in the team. If there is an emergency mission, he will also act with the team.
And the most interesting thing is that after Kaka came to the Rabbit Brigade, he immediately fell in love with Gu Yuyan. He insisted that it was the other person's cheerful personality that touched his heart after being single for 30 years.
But Zangxue believes that any cheerful personality is just a fart! Yuu Kotani’s two "big tumors" are the guiding light of Kaka’s life.
This statement would naturally be loudly denounced as obscene by Kaka, a member of the aristocratic family.
But Kaka looks chubby, nerdy, and coquettish, but the older he gets, the shyer he becomes. In addition, Gu Yuyan’s personality is too explosive, and most people can’t stand it, so he hasn’t confessed his love to anyone so far.
.
"Hey, when will you give the gift you bought to someone?" Zhang Yunxi asked.
"I have been looking for a suitable time..." Kaka responded with a smile: "I have a hunch, this time I will learn...!"
"You're so mean! It's just a matter of one sentence. How could you find an opportunity? Go up and give her a room card. If she asks why, just call her out on the spot. Let me tell you,
When chasing a girl like Gu Yuyan, you can't be too conventional...!" Wei Wu's biggest bad taste was his willingness to tease the fat man.
"Can you shut up!" Kaka scolded irritably: "If you keep talking nonsense, there will be no ham in the future."
"...Okay, you guys can talk, I'll take a moment."
"I also think you are being annoying." Zhang Yunxi looked at Kaka speechlessly: "As a grown man, take the initiative."
"Are you still talking about me? You spent five months' salary to give someone a necklace, but you only touched my little hand for three minutes?" Kaka responded mockingly: "How are you better than me? What's new?
?"
"...I'm different." What Zhang Yunxi said makes sense: "Between Jiang Xin and I, it's like we are in a love hide-and-seek. She knows my heart, and I understand her passion. When one day, we
When we meet formally in the fog of love, everything will be...!"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Wei Wu burst out laughing, waved his hand and said: "I really surrender to you! Why can you brag so calmly?! During the training camp last quarter, you ran to the door of someone's dormitory in the middle of the night... and you wanted to give him warm treasures at all costs.
I kicked you out with my feet. If Tuanzi hadn't been waiting to drink your blood and stopped you urgently, you would have almost been ejected from the mountain stream. Oh my god, you are so confused...!"
Zhang Yunxi's face was ashen, and he pointed angrily at Wei Wu and cursed: "If this idiot is around in the future, we will cancel the evening chat activities!"
After saying that, Zhang Yunxi turned around and left.
"Hey, wait a minute!" Kaka chased out and shouted: "Where is my timing? Help me make an idea!"
"If I were you, when I set out tomorrow, I would shout "Gu Yuyan" in the hall, and then give her the gift." Zhang Yunxi didn't even look back: "A real man will not leave a way out for the other party, nor will he
Leave yourself a way out."
"What you said makes my blood boil."
"Farewell!"
"Good night!"
The two of them followed the highest etiquette in the world and hugged each other, then Zhang Yunxi went back to his dormitory to sleep.
There will be an event tomorrow at the Supervision and Administration Bureau. The end-of-year ideological education study and selection activities will be held in a small town in southern Yunnan, a famous scenic spot, so everyone is very excited. Because this kind of activity is equivalent to a publicly funded tour and does not require training.
, and there is no need to take cultural classes, which is very fun.
Since Zangxue has no family, and the Spring Festival is coming soon, he plans to go on a trip with his friends after attending study activities to celebrate the holidays.
Jiang Xin broke up with her family. After she came back from the deserted area, she never had any contact with her mother. No one even dared to mention it in front of her, so she must go out with Zhang Yunxi.
There is also teacher Zhu Qizhen who has been resurrected. He must have followed the dirty blood. In addition, Kaka and Gu Yuyan are not going home this year, so this time the traveling companions are still very lively.
Wei Wu... he had to go home during the Chinese New Year. Although he didn't really want to, he was the head of the household after all. He had parents, a wife and children, so he couldn't run away even if he wanted to.
…
There was nothing to say that night.
At six o'clock the next morning, Zhang Yunxi got up early, went to the Mutated Biology Department, received a pass, and went to a very spacious training room underground.
"Duanzi! Heihei baby!"
Zhang Yunxi opened the door and shouted.
The echoes floated around, steam bubbles appeared in a pool in the room, and a black liquid like a big nose squirmed out.
Yes, it is a black dumpling. Compared with more than a year ago, it looks unchanged, but Zhang Yunxi knows in his heart that this thing can store energy and can quickly divide cells and grow larger or smaller.
The dumpling squirmed a few times at Zhang Yunxi's feet, and finally turned into a puddle of black snot the size of a washbasin quietly.
Zhang Yunxi bent down and commanded expressionlessly: "Gather!"
"Gululu!"
The black dumpling immediately condensed and shrank, turning into an upright black stick.
"Snapped!"
Zhang Yunxi went up and slapped you: "Did I tell you to turn into a stick?"
The dumpling was beaten until the stick shook and trembled, and immediately turned into a puddle of mucus, forming a question mark shape on the ground.
"Change your face and become like Director Lai Lai!" Zhang Yunxi pointed at it and ordered.
"Gululu!"
The dumpling bubbled and quickly began to condense, turning into a human head in less than three seconds, and the dark cheeks were exactly what Director Lai Lai looked like.
"Snapped!"
Zhang Yunxi slapped me again: "Your name is Lai Lai?! You can scold me if you want to scold me? Yesterday, you said that my training progress is slow and I am a core C player in the half-step growth stage. You treat me like this! It makes sense.
?!"
After being slapped in the mouth, Tuanzi immediately turned into a crying face and kept nodding his head to apologize. The service attitude was quite good.
"Okay, since you have such a good attitude, I won't torture you anymore." Zhang Yunxi took off a jar from his waist, opened it, and took out ten bottles of mutant gene concentrate extracted from his body: "Listen! I want it.
I'm on vacation, about a month. You can eat one bottle every three days, which is enough for a month. You can't be greedy, because I can't give up the chance to find love because of you... Do you understand?"
Tuanzi nodded immediately, very well-behaved.
"You can't bully the little raging bear, or if you let me find out, I'll starve you to death!" Zhang Yunxi threatened with a fierce face.
We can't blame Zhang Yunxi for treating Tuanzi too badly. Who makes him have to absorb his body essence every day to survive?
Since the last time Zhang Yunxi used non-Newtonian fluids to make Tuanzi, the two parties have formed a tacit understanding. Tuanzi is obedient and obeys orders, and Zhang Yunxi provides him with the mutated genes taken out of his own body.
The two sides have temporarily reached a balance, and during this period of training, Zhang Yunxi has also figured out a way to greatly increase his combat power over a long period of time, and can form a strong cooperation with Tuanzi.
Zhang Yunxi did not tell anyone about this method, because modern technology is so advanced that there is no secret. As a sixth-year old man, he naturally has to have backup plans.
After arranging the dumplings, Zhang Yunxi went to see the baby burly bear again. It has been sealed for a long time and is lying in the nutrition cabin for a new round of genetic incubation.
This technology naturally comes from the scientific research data that Zhang Yunxi snatched back from an altitude of 10,000 meters.
In fact, after the scientific research data was deciphered, the quality of mutants in the Super Management Bureau and the number of human genetically modified warriors were increasing rapidly.
After everything was done, Zhang Yunxi returned to the dormitory, picked up his luggage, and went to the lobby to prepare to leave with the group and rush to the small town in southern Yunnan where the meeting was held.
Come to the lobby.
Zhang Yunxi saw Kaka holding the bag with his right hand in the bag's pocket and looking at Gu Yuyan with sweat on his face.
"You haven't said it yet? You are so stubborn!" Zhang Yunxi scolded him with disdain.
"I...I'm sorry! I think...it's better to leave some escape route for yourself." Kaka is a person who wilts when the critical moment comes.
"Save it! A real man will fight!" Zhang Yunxi suddenly raised his head and shouted to the crowd: "Gu Yuyan, Kaka has something to tell you!"
The shouts were loud and a pin drop could be heard in the hall. Everyone turned to look at Zhang Yunxi and Kaka.
Gu Yuyan was eating breakfast and stared blankly for a moment. Then she walked over and asked Kaka, "What are you doing? What are you shouting for?!"
"I'm asking you, what are you doing!" Zhang Yunxi reached out and poked Kaka's waist.
"I...I accidentally bought a gift for you..." Kaka responded incoherently.
Gu Yuyan looked confused: "It's not the New Year or the holiday, why are you giving me a gift?"
"It's just... I saw it and thought it suited you!" Kaka's face turned red and she lowered her head in response.
"What is suitable for me?" Gu Yuyan asked, blinking her big eyes while eating.
"Whoosh!"
Kaka mustered up the courage and took out a very beautifully packaged... expensive... gift from the bag.
It's an electric razor!!!
After Gu Yuyan saw the product on the package, she instantly lost her guard: "What do you mean?"
Kaka lowered his head, not daring to look at her: "I fell in love with it at first sight when I went to the mall. It is more suitable for you..."
"Are you sick?!" Gu Yuyan clenched her fists: "Send it to your grandma!"
Zhang Yunxi collapsed: "Are you really awesome?! Did you give me...a razor? What a talent, big brother?!"
Kaka suddenly raised his head when he heard this.
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