"Uh... um, um, I really don't know you. Miss, I miss you... you really have the wrong person!"
Will he say that he wants to be with him for the rest of his life? Facing such a big mountain, can he say such words? Xia Tian does not doubt his ability to understand, but doubts whether he has the courage to speak.
Although I am very dissatisfied with the person who refused to admit his fault, causing me to be entangled with such a heavyweight.
But from the bottom of his heart, he still admired that person very much. Forget about anything else, just the fact that he could say such disgusting words to such a heavyweight was admirable enough.
"What? You still say you don't know me? You still say you don't know me? You still say you don't know me!" [
"Um...Miss, Miss, you can't...I...I..."
"You still said, you still said, you still said! You still said you didn't know her!"
"I...I...Miss, Miss can't..."
"You still say, you still say, you still say! You still say you don't know, you still say you don't know..."
"me……"
Xia Tian only felt that his waist was clamped by a pair of big pliers, and then he was shaken vigorously. He felt like a piece of grass swaying in the wind.
He tried hard to find a balance and make himself feel more comfortable, but he failed every time.
Only then did he realize that he was nothing more than a blade of grass in the hands of this woman, yet he actually thought of resisting over his own power...
Alas, this is simply a foolish dream.
He felt like his head was about to be shaken off. He tried hard to communicate with her and tell her that he was really not the person she was looking for.
It's not that he promised her that he would be together for the rest of his life. He was unworthy of it. He was just an unlucky passerby.
But Da Niu determined that he was the disaster and didn't give him such a chance at all.
"Stop it!"
I can't stand it anymore, I can't stand it anymore, if this continues, people will really die.
Xia Tian finally stopped being afraid, and regardless of whether he would be slapped to death by her, he immediately shouted loudly at the top of his lungs.
Unexpectedly, the girl stopped just as her voice fell.
"Huh?"
Realizing that his body was no longer shaking from you, Xia Tian looked around in disbelief.
I felt a little relieved when I realized that I was actually standing solidly on the ground.[
"you……"
"ah!"
Taking a deep breath and relaxing his mood, Xia Tian turned around and looked at the woman in front of him, who had no appearance other than fat as he imagined, and opened his mouth to explain.
But before he could finish his words, the scream that echoed through the sky immediately deafened his ears.
"Hey, what are you doing!"
Covering her sore ears, Xia Tian frowned tightly and stared at the obese woman in front of her with an unhappy expression.
What kind of trick is she trying to do? She has already said that she is not the person she is looking for, and she has already seen it, and she still screams, what is she trying to do?
His eyes shone with cold light, and his hands could not help but clenched into fists. If he hadn't been taught since childhood not to use fists on women and children, he would have rushed forward and flattened them.
Although she looks like a piece of flesh, a person whose gender cannot be identified, but... her floral skirt that looks like a Christmas tree still clearly indicates her gender.
"You...you...who are you!"
She stretched out her fat fingers and pointed tremblingly at Xia Tian, the girl's eyes flashed with fear.
"Me? Who am I?"
With one hand on her hips and one hand pointing at her nose, Xia Tian looked at the big girl with wide eyes.
What kind of joke am I thinking? You were the one who hugged me from behind and said a lot of weird things, but now you ask me who I am?
The corner of his mouth twitched, causing a faint smile. Xia Tian suddenly felt the urge to kill someone.
Yes, this was the first time in his life that he had the urge to kill someone.
He suddenly understood what those old men said. He remembered asking them when he was very young why they forced him to practice those methods of killing and silence. Their answer was that they would use it in the future.
At that time, he answered with certainty that he would not kill anyone, so he would not use it.
However, they say that there will always be times in a person's life when they want to kill someone, so they say they are prepared.
At that time, he only thought that such words were lies made up by those old men to torture him, but now he actually somewhat believed it.
Yes, now he is very impulsive to kill the fat man in front of him and eliminate harm for the people.
"Tell me, who are you and why do you want to take advantage of me!" [
The plump arms hugged the shoulders tightly. If such an action was done by a beauty, it would definitely be beautiful. But at this moment, what Xia Tian saw was just a meaty lump with two vaginas wrapped around it, let alone It's beautiful, but almost disgusting.
Moreover, she actually stared at herself with an angry look on her face.
"Am I taking advantage of you?"
Pointing to his nose, Xia Tian suppressed his anger and pulled the muscles on his face hard.
Damn it, this shameless ugly woman, she was obviously the one who rushed up to her and hugged her if she wanted to live, but he hadn't even found her yet to ask for mental damages. She actually said that she had taken advantage of her.
This...this is simply...this is simply the most ridiculous thing in the world.
"It's not about who else you are. Tell me who you are and why you want to take advantage of me. I'm telling you that I already have a sweetheart. You don't need to harass me."
"Me, am I harassing you? Haha!"
"Of course it's you. Tell me who you are. If you don't tell me, I'll call the police!"
"I...I, hehe...hehe..."
With one hand on his hip and one hand pointing at his nose, the corners of Xia Tian's mouth kept twitching.
The thing in front of me looks like a ball of flesh. If it weren't for the squirming and disgusting sound and the Christmas tree-like decoration, it would be impossible to tell whether it was male or female.
No, not to mention whether they are male or female, even whether they are human beings.
But she, but she actually insisted right away that she was the one who took advantage of her and did whatever she wanted to do to her.
Xia Tian looked at the woman in front of her. She suddenly felt like laughing, and slowly she couldn't help but laugh.
At first, he would try his best to suppress his smile, and keep reminding himself that she was still a woman no matter what, so he shouldn't go too far, but in the end he couldn't suppress it anymore, and he just stopped rolling on the ground with his laughter.
"Haha... haha... I'm laughing to death, I'm laughing to death!"
Holding her stomach, Xia Tian couldn't help laughing loudly.
It was really funny, really funny. It was simply the funniest joke he had ever heard in this century.
Damn it, who is he? He is Xia Xia, a beauty hunter who enjoys having fun with countless beauties... unexpectedly... there is such a woman saying that he wants to take advantage of her.
"You... you gangster, why are you laughing... If you laugh again, I will call the police... I tell you that I already have a man I like, so you don't have to think about it."
"I...haha, I didn't, I didn't have any random thoughts, I was just curious about what kind of man could be worthy of such a weirdo like you!"
I tried my best to restrain myself from laughing, but there was still a cramp in my stomach.
Yes, it was really funny. How could such a funny thing happen? He had never laughed so heartily in his life.
But to be honest, he is really curious about what kind of man has such a big belly and can actually hold such a weird woman. If he has the chance, he really wants to worship her in person.
"Hmph! Master Fu must be better than you. You are as dirty as a beggar. How can you compare with Master Fu!"
Obviously, Da Niu didn't hear the sound of Xia Tian's words and thought he was praising someone.
To praise the man you like is to praise yourself. The big girl immediately raised her chin proudly with a look of joy on her face.
Of course the man she likes is a very good man. Master Fu is the best among men. Not only is he handsome, but he is also very classy. He is the most perfect man she has ever seen in her life.
"Ahem, cough...yes, yes, I definitely can't compare with that young master of yours. I feel ashamed of myself!"
Comparing herself with the man who fell in love with her?
Then he might as well commit suicide. Even if all the women in the world died, he would rather find a man to stir up trouble than have the only woman in the world.
So the man who falls in love with her is really a weirdo, the best in the world.
"Of course, you are like this, even one of Master Huo's toes is worth a lot."
"Well, this is natural. Okay, now I understand clearly that I am not your young master, so we will disappear!"
Do you want to compete with that young master? Forget it, that young master either has bad eyesight or something wrong with his head.
He is a good and healthy person, so why would you want to compare yourself with such a person?
But I am really grateful to him. He has done a great good thing, and accepting this wonderful thing in the world can be regarded as a benefit to mankind. But this kind of person is definitely not an ordinary person, and ordinary people like him should not join in the fun.
"I want to leave! There's no door!"
Since everything is fine, I'd better leave early.
But I didn't expect that before my foot stepped out, it was immediately grabbed back by a big hand.
"Hey, what do you mean?"
Xia Tian looked at the big girl with a displeased expression, hadn't she made it very clear? She was not the young master she was looking for, so why was she still holding on to him?
Suddenly a bad feeling flashed through his head.
Could it be, could it be that that young master was just cheating on her, and then took the opportunity to slip away, and he was unlucky enough to be bumped into by her.
Then...then she found that she was pretty good, just...just...
Shaking his head vigorously, Xia Tian didn't dare to think about it anymore.