"Um, this...that, what does Brother Li Tian want from me?"
Seeing that there was no way to escape, Xia Tian had no choice but to walk towards Leng Litian with a brave face.
In the past few days, he didn't dare to go out. Even when he went out, he did it secretly, for fear of being found by Leng Litian. But today, he seemed to be immortal and pretended to be serious. It seemed that he didn't read the almanac when he went out today.
After wiping the cold pain on his forehead, Xia Tian was ready to play dumb to the end.
"What? Are you afraid that I will eat you?"
"No...no, how is that possible? Human flesh doesn't taste good."
Facing Leng Litian's scolding, Xia Tian had a bitter look on his face.
He would rather Leng Litian eat him in one bite, so that he doesn't have to suffer so much. In the past few days, he has been receiving greetings from all parties, and even his ex-girlfriend from eight hundred years ago called to express his condolences.
The reason was to ask him if he had contracted some kind of virus because of his homosexuality, and if it would harm them.
God, he wanted to die if this continued.
"Then why are you running?"
With a cold face, Leng Litian scolded angrily.
This damn guy, after causing so much trouble for himself, still dares to hide from himself. He is really becoming more capable as he lives longer.
"That...that, I don't want to run away either. But...but..."
With a bitter look on his face, Xia Tian really wanted to die.
Damn it, why can't he run away! Paparazzi all over the world are staring at them now, and they accidentally took a picture of them. Those guys are really not human, they actually dug up all the photos of him and Leng Litian when they were in kindergarten.
.
"Shut up! You're the one who caused the trouble. Find a way to solve it for me!"
These cold and severe days are also unbearable. Whenever he goes out, there are reporters and paparazzi everywhere, which makes him afraid to go out. He also has to face his mother's nagging at home, and no matter how he explains it, it will be ineffective.
This didn't prepare him for at least 100 blind dates. She directly said harshly that as long as he didn't get along, he would continue!
"You...how do you want me to solve it?"
Sitting in the corner, Xia Tian looked depressed.
Solve it, solve it, he still wants to solve it, but how to solve it.
"Who asked you to show up at that time? I finally found her, but you did it!!"
The more Leng Litian talked about it, the angrier he became. This damn guy would have taken revenge if he hadn't done it himself. But now not only has the revenge failed, but he has also done it to himself.
"Forget it, you don't like women anyway. Maybe you were originally gay, and it was me who was unlucky. Now all the women refuse to pay attention to me. Seeing me is like seeing a mouse."
He pursed his lips in dissatisfaction, and he was still angry. It was obvious that he was wrong in the first place, and now he still blames himself. Besides, he has not been exposed to human nature at all for so many years, let alone the paparazzi.
Even he doubted whether Leng Litian was gay.
"You... shut up! I have a serious business with you today, and I'm not here to argue with you."
"Serious thing? What serious thing? Are you really gay?"
"If you want to die early, just keep going!"
"Uh, no more, no more. Then tell me something serious."
A gust of cold air blew across his neck, and Xia Tian couldn't help but shrink his neck. He looked at Leng Litian with a shy face.
"follow me!"
You know what's interesting! He glanced at Xia Tian coldly, then Leng Litian turned around and left.
"Oh my God! This...is this still your home?"
As soon as he entered the door, Xia Tian was immediately frightened, and his jaw almost dropped.
This... what is this situation? Was there a war in his family? Why are the wreckage all over the ground looking even more tragic than the battlefield behind the smoke of gunfire?
"This is why I came to you today."
With a gloomy face, Leng Litian carefully searched for a relatively clean place and walked forward slowly on tiptoes.
"What? Could it be...do you want me to clean you? I'm telling you, I won't do it! I won't do it, and I won't do it even if you kill me!"
Meeting Leng Litian's gaze, Xia Tian jumped up immediately.
Are you kidding me? Even if I ask him to clean up such a mess, he won't even do it to death. Although he doesn't have severe mysophobia like Leng Litian, he can still be regarded as a noble man.
If word spreads about asking him to clean the house, he will really be unable to change his ways. He will have to bear the name of gay for the rest of his life, and he will still be a weakling!
"Shut up!"
He scolded Xia Tian coldly, and then stared at him with a sick look on his face.
"Then...then what do you want me to do?"
Xia Tian pursed his lips and looked dissatisfied.
Why are you being mean to him and letting him come without telling him clearly what he is doing? As soon as he walked in and saw Leng Litian's originally clean and spotless home in a mess, of course this was the first thing he thought of.
"Get over here!"
"oh!"
After touching his nose, Xia Tian looked depressed, but he still followed him obediently.
There was nothing he could do, he probably got used to it because he had been abused too much. He had been playing with Leng Litian since he was a child. Leng Litian had been suppressing him for so many years, and he got used to it after being suppressed.
"for you!"
Suddenly Leng Litian carefully picked up something from the mess, and then quickly threw it into his arms with a look of disgust. Suddenly Xia Tian felt his arms sink, and he hurriedly hugged it to avoid falling to the ground.
"What is this...ah, it's a child...Leng Litian, why are you..."
When Xia Tian saw it, he actually had a child in his arms. He was so frightened that he almost fell to the ground. At that moment, he looked at Leng Litian with panic on his face, what was going on?
"Hold well!"
"oh!"
"But, who is he? Where did you get your child? Why is your house such a mess? Someone brought the child to your house to rob it, right?"
With a sad face, Xia Tian looked at Leng Litian with a dejected expression, constantly thinking to himself.
But, this makes no sense. Could it be that someone brought a child to rob them? Later, there were too many things, and I felt that the child was too much, so I threw them away.
"Stop your random thoughts, these are his masterpieces."
He glanced at Xia Tian coldly. Needless to say, he knew that this guy was thinking wildly again.
"What? You said...you said he did this?"
Xia Tian was startled at first and couldn't help shouting. Then when he met Leng Litian's freezing eyes, he immediately lowered his voice and spoke cautiously.
It's just that he couldn't believe how this was possible. This child was only four years old at most, and he looked very cute. How could it be possible...
"Um!"
Leng Litian only knew that Xia Tian couldn't believe it, but he didn't explain too much and just nodded.
To be honest, he had underestimated the destructive power of this child, otherwise his home would not have become a ruin after the war.
"Oh my god! This... this is not a child, this is simply a small bomb that is not timed!"
Xia Tian's jaw almost dropped. Xia Tian looked at the hot potato in his arms with a horrified expression. He couldn't let it go for a while, and it wouldn't matter if he didn't let it go. This guy's destructive power is too strong, right?
"Then why don't you throw him away... um, send him to the public security bureau?"
Thinking about Xia Tian with his toes, he also knew that this child was definitely not Leng Litian, but he just didn't understand why he didn't send it to the public security bureau for the destructive power of this child.
"He's still useful!"
"What's the use of him? Are you waiting for him to blow up your house? If that's the case, you don't need him to do anything, I'll help you!"
"Shut up! He is that woman's child!"
"What? Are you talking about the woman from five years ago?"
"Um!"
"Oh my God!"
In an instant, Xia Tian turned to stone. He had a deep memory of that woman five years ago.
Yes, it couldn't be more profound. Not just any woman could hate herself so much that she would give herself an aphrodisiac in order to achieve her goal. Thinking about it now, he felt scared.
Fortunately, at that time, he thought it was still fun, but later he calmed down and thought about it, it was really scary. Fortunately, she was only interested in the design drawings, if she was interested in Leng Litian's fate...
"Forget it, forget it, I'm leaving. You'd better hold this bomb by yourself!"
The more I think about it, the more frightened I feel. As the saying goes, like mother, like son. Although this little guy is still very young, look at his destructive power. Forget it, forget it, he seems to live for two more years.
"Stop!"
Damn it! This guy, he was the one who caused this matter. Now he is doing well. If so, he wants to run away?
Humph! There is no door.
"Only a fool stops! You take your time, I'll dodge first!"
Without looking back, Xia Tian turned around and prepared to dodge.
Are you kidding? This is not a kitten or puppy, but a super dangerous person. He is not a fool in Xia Tian, so he will not make himself miserable by being stupid.
"Very good, then you can go. But I think the latest newspapers are pretty good. The old man is probably lonely on the island alone. I will order a few copies to be delivered to him."
"Haha, Brother Li Tian, who among us is following whom? You say yes. If we have something to say, talk it over carefully."
As soon as Leng Litian finished speaking, Xia Tian, who was about to run away, ran back with a dog-legged look on his face. If he had a tail like that, he would probably be wagging it hard.
"Oh, aren't you leaving?"
"Who said that, am I not joking with you?"
"Oh, is that really the case?"
"Of course. Who am I in Xia Tian? How can I run away alone? You think so."
With a doggy smile on his face, Xia Tian wished he could bite him to death.
This damn Leng Litian, knowing that he is most afraid of grandpa, actually uses him to threaten him. If grandpa knew about this, he would probably just lock himself on the island and get ten or eight women.
for myself.
Just thinking about it is terrifying. Although he likes women, he doesn't want to be raped by women.
"That's good."
"Hey! Brother, what are you doing...ah, Xia Tian, why are you here!"
Before Leng Litian and Xia Tian finished speaking, a sharp female voice suddenly sounded, and Leng Litian and Xia Tian couldn't help but cover their ears.
"Qianxue?"
Qianxue frowned slightly, hadn't Qianxue been following her mother all the time? Why did she suddenly come to him?
"Brother! Why are you still with him? Do you really have children? Oh my god! You all have children!"